oh glory i will find you

first impressions - peter parker x reader

w/c: 838

warnings: none!!

Could you do a peter x stark!reader where he comes over to get a look around and the ( homeschooled ) reader walks in in a croptop and tony complains like “ you know I don’t like you wearing that shirt bc it’s too ” and she interrupts notrlly caring “ revealing Ik ” and grabs an apple and turns to a nervous peter and says “ sup hot stuff ” and bites it then winks and leaves ? You can finish the rest. Sorry it’s so specific ❤️ 😂

a/n: i got this request ages ago and i really loved it but i just got the motivation to do it so here it is! i hope you all enjoy!

Originally posted by hardyness

To say Peter was nervous to visit the Avengers compound was an understatement. Especially because this time he would actually be getting the tour, not just brought in for five minutes to be offered a job as an Avenger. As he rode in the car with Happy on the way there, a million thoughts rushed through his head. What if I break something? What if I go into an area that I shouldn’t go into? What if I accidentally say something rude to one of the Avengers? And then, as if his anxiety couldn’t get any worse, he remembered that Mr. Stark had a daughter that lived at the compound: you.

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Fic Recs

Disclaimer: this is not ranked because all of these fics equally hold a large amount of place in my heart.

1.) fixated on one star  by alivingfire
* THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MY FAVORITE!!! It’s because it’s in space and because there is this forbidden love thing going on. I absolutely love the names here and the quotes. You’ll love it, I swear (plus there is side ziall and it gives me life)

2.) these bountiful silences  by tommoandbambi
* This fic fucked me up for days and it hurts me in so much ways possible. It’s dystopian so if you don’t like that, I suggest you still read it because IT’S GREAT but WARNING: you should emotionally and mentally prepare before reading this. This is still so incredibly amazing and i really, really want you to read it ( also has side ziall)

3.) elysian  by wonderlou
* THIS IS GREAT GREAT GREAT and it gives so much more depth into the normal beauty and the beast story and it also gives me life. Everything here is perfect and yall should read it.

4.) we’re afire love  by rosemeetsdagger
* This also amazing and so very fluffy. It’ll make you cry of joyful, gay tears. Plus the smut here is great! This is the H-E- double hockey sticks fic that completed me.

5.) escapade  by dolce_piccante
* i cant eloquently word out how i feel about this fic but this filled every void that is in me. The fluff was amazing! The smut was wonderful and I might have read it more than once. I might also have made fanart based on this. (Hipster ziall that also gave me life)

6.) orange canvas  by aclosetlarryshipper
* This is so fluffyyyy and greaaat! Liam, Niall, and Zayn are the best friends you wished you have and its in Mexico. What could possibly go wrong?

7.) another hazy may  by deLILAh

8.) til i tasted you by kiwikero
* This is also very cute and fluffy and I relate to Louis so much on the obsession level and the cooking skills (or lack of) the ending is cute it made me blush augh. I love it.

9.) like a boomerang  by youwill
* The plot here is so complex and it lowkey ruined me but in the greatest possible way. You can never have too much larry. This so good I swear.

10.) touch me with your alien dick  by tvfeels
* the title is self explanatory. It does have fluff too underneath the smutty facade of the title I promise.

11.) A gold and green halloween by Tita
* one, harry potter. Two, draco malfoy. Three, halloween. Four, Larry as drarry. Need i say more?

12.) forelsket  by kosmicgirl

13.) torn on the platform  by Conscious_ramblings
* I need a Louis to my Harry and this made me want one so baaad. I wish I could meet someone in the train like this and I hope you do too so this is for you.

14.) flowers in your hair  by Ghostie09
* again, zayn, niall, and liam are the besties you wished you have, harry owns a bat and its wonderful and beautiful.

15.) chances over the purple sunrise by loupancake
* this made me believe in mermaids, believe it or not. So if you think that mermaids don’t exist, this i think will change your mind.

16.) orange you glad i stole your heart by nauticalleads (metamorphosis)

17.) Faking it  by TheCellarDoor

18.) i’ll blend up that rainbow above you  DamnGay4Louis
* i want to be Louis’ child. This is too cute. Imagine larry’s cuteness. Now add a smol and adorable toddler. Exactly.

19.) Oh Glory  by alivingfire

20.) Give me truths by iwillpaintasongforlou
* I really need a Louis in my life and this makes me more desperate to find a Louis. It’s so cute and overloaded with fluff and it hurt me and completed me and it made me gayer than a rainbow

21.) One To Make Your Heart Remember Me  by larrysrainbow (yours truly)

* Hello friends! I am shamelessly promoting my new fic haha. I hope you love it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

the signs as a very potter musical quotes
  • aries: oh my gOD - hermione SHUT UP
  • taurus: you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot!
  • gemini: ten points to dumbledore!
  • cancer: NO WAY! i am NOT having schlongbottom as my champion!
  • leo: where are you going, ;(where are you going? i'm still mad and sad :(
  • virgo: eternal glory? already got that.
  • libra: wow !!! wowee !! harry potter !!!!!
  • scorpio: did your turban just sneeze?
  • sagittarius: no, no, that was merely a fart
  • aquarius: well i dont FIND this particularly surprising
  • pisces: hey Cho!! cho hey dance with me - i'm harry potter.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any good klance fics?

wow so this is extrememememmememmememllylyllylyyyyyy late lol like no kidding i think 2 of these messages have been sitting in my inbox for who knows how long….and ive gotten requests to do fic recs post since like. the beginning of this blog lol. but here i am almost a yr later sup guys

so ill go ahead and only list my top 5 because out of the 46248678282 fics ive probably read these are the most memorable ones for me…..there are more but they are either unfinished or i jut genuinely do not remember the title/author because i am a mess lol….so here goes!

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BTS REACTS TO: Finding your vibrator

Anon Asked:  What about their reaction to finding a vibrator in y/n’s room? XD

I’d like to teach you about the lord and savior Beyonce Knowles. - Admin Dayna


Forgive him father for he has sinned. He was only looking for a pair of socks. If he had been actually paying attention to which drawer he was opening, he wouldn’t have been in this predicament. Jin was old and mature enough for things like this to not bother him so much, but it was just… it was so unexpected. And it was you. I mean, people had their needs, but… it was… right there. Jin stared at your vibrator for a moment, his brain blank, body frozen. He just stood and stared. Motionless. Speechless. Then finally came to his senses, a shiver running down his spine as he slammed the drawer shut. 

It was best left unspoken.

Originally posted by myjaebutt

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Another Day in the Office

Pairing: George Washington x fem!reader

Summary: Reader works for George Washington and on her break she decided to tease him in his office which leads to something a little more up close and personal ;)

AN: Originally this wasn’t supposed to be a smut but something full of fluff but then it turned to this…oops. I haven’t written smut in so long so I’m sorry for this lol.

Words: 1183

Warning: Some cursing; teasing; some jealousy; SMUT and everything in between


The Washington law firm was a big deal in NYC. And you were lucky enough to score a job there….as a secretary. Though it’s not the most ideal job, it pays very well because it’s a big firm. You worked outside of your bosses office, as his private secretary. Though you weren’t complaining though if you got to see your boss everyday.

George Washington your boss man. He was I guess you can say feared through out the firm. Everyone held respect for him even if he was intimidating. You on the other hand found his authoritative, intimidating stature attractive. Naturally as his private secretary you would have to speak to him and every time you did was out of the public eye and there would always be an underlying meaning to the things he’s said to you which made you crave for him.

You wanted him bad.


In the morning you wore your usual pencil skirt that stopped a little bit above your knee’s and a white blouse with the top buttons undone to reveal your cleavage and your black bra strap. Applying mascara and pink lip gloss you thought you were work ready.


You sat at your desk writing as the person on the phone spoke to you. The door opened. George walked in passing by.

“Morning Ms. L/N.” Sparing a glance at you for a moment, moving to go into his office when he looked at you again. his eyes pinned themselves to your cleavage.

“Hold on for a moment.” You said to the person on the line. A smile turned on your lips. “Is everything all right Mr. Washington?” You asked in a sweet voice.

“Get back to work.” His voice turned hard, looking away he went into his office the door closing loudly behind him. You smirked.


You stood by the coffee machine talking to your friends Hamilton, Laurens, Lafayette and Mulligan all laughing away and something Laurens said. Out of the corner of your eye you can see your boss looking your way.

“So I told him to fuck off, what the hell was I supposed to do?!” Alexander explained. You giggled, placing a hand on his arm. He looked down at it and smirked.

“Oh, Alex, you and your way with words.”

Suddenly everyone tensed up, standing straighter. You looked at your friends confused before turning around and seeing your boss standing there in all his glory.

“Ms. L/N, my office now.” Mr. Washington stated through gritted teeth before turning and striding his way to his office.

“What did you do mon ami?” Lafayette asked, his voice sounding fearful.

“I’m about to find out.” You stated.


You knocked on Mr. Washington’s door.

“Come in.” It was muffled but still hearable. Opening the door you saw your boss leaning on his desk with his arm’s crossed, a blank expression on his face. “Close the door behind you.” You complied with his demand. Your back faced him for the briefest moment. Once the door closed you were pushed into it. A gasp escaped as you felt your boss pressed up against you.

“You think I don’t know what you’re doing?” He growled in your ear. With how close he was caused you to shiver.

“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean sir.” You replied innocently a smirk twisting ever so slightly on your lips. His hands grabbed your waist, swiftly turning you around so now your back was pinned to the door.

“Oh, really?” He asked challengingly.

“I think you’re going to have to elaborate for me.”

“The fucking teasing, trying to get me jealous, you revealing more skin to me through the entirety of the day.” His hand pushed your hair away from your facing. “Do you have any idea what that does to me?” Your hands rested on his chest rubbing up and down.

“Show me.” Your voice was barely audible but he heard it. Next thing you knew his lips crashed onto your, you didn’t hesitate to kiss back with as much heat and lust. Pushing your tight skirt up his hands landed on your ass pulling you up against the door. Your legs automatically wrap around his waist as your lips disconnected before finding each other again. A quick slap to the ass caused you to gasp loudly, his tongue grazed your before they tangled together in your heated make out session.

Still holding onto you he stepped away from the door and carried you to his desk. You were set down right in front of it.

“Turn around.” Your boss ordered you. Below your hips was throbbing…aching to be touched. grabbing your skirt you yanked it down, kicking it to the side. The bulge in his pants looked almost painful. Doing as you were told you turned around. Quickly you were bent over the desk. Your hands gripped the ends of it as you heard Mr. Washington undoing his belt. The fabric of his pants were pulled down as was the boxers that restrained his painful erection. Looking behind your eyes bulged out at the size and gulped.

‘How the fuck is that supposed to fit,’ You thought to yourself.

Pumping himself a few times he aligned himself at your entrance, rubbing against you.

“Mm, Mr. Washington please.” You begged, pushing yourself against him some.

“Call me George.” He told you and without warning he pushed himself inside you.

“Oh shit!” You yelled.

“Shh.” Mr. Was- George hushed you though you heard him chuckle as he did that. He stretched you out completely it felt like. After a minute you adjusted to him. His colossal sized hands held you by the waist, as he pulled out only half way before slamming harshly back in causing you to let a moan.

“Your so big George!” You moaned as he thrusted into you. By how tight he held your waist you figure it’ll leave bruises but you didn’t care.

“Your so beautiful.” He said in your ear. George placed a kiss underneath your ear.

“Ungh!” The knots in your abdomen were ready to burst.

“George I-I’m so close, don’t stop.” This encouraged him to go faster if even possible.

“Cum for me baby.” His words like music to your ears caused you to cum. A hand cover your mouth as you screamed at your release. Shortly after he came inside of you(your on the pill).

Both of you quickly got changed and made yourselves presentable. Looking at the time it was very well much passed your break.

“Well it looks like my break is over.” You stated airly.

“Ms. L/N-”

“Call me Y/N.” You told him. He smiled.

“Y/N, I know this is all very sudden, but would you like to join me for uh, lunch tomorrow in my office?” He asked.

“I would love to Mr. Washington.” WInking at him you left to go back to work.


The next day the both of you enjoyed a nice looong lunch together. But hey from that point on it was just another day in the office.


  • You’re a beast hunter, aren’t you?
  • We are hunters, the both of us.
  • Well, that’s most unfortunate.
  • If you have a change of heart, you know where to come.
  • There must be oodles for us to share.
  • May the good blood guide your way.
  • Good to see you safe.
  • There’s something I want to tell you.
  • There must be some safe place to run off to?
  • Around here, you are the only one I can turn to.
  • You understand, don’t you?
  • I knew you’d come back for more.
  • Whatever happens, you may think it all a bad dream.
  • Didn’t you see the warning?
  • How did you get in here?
  • You have the whole night to dream. Make the best of it.
  • I have nothing more to offer.
  • This night is long, but morning always comes.
  • Remember yourself. You are not a beast.
  • Isn’t it time someone put you out of your misery?
  • May you find your worth in the waking world.
  • Do the Gods love their creations?
  • Would you ever think to love me?
  • I do love you. Isn’t that how you’ve made me?
  • What a mess you’ve been caught up in.
  • Prepare yourself for the worst.
  • My glory days were long ago now.
  • The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me.
  • It’s enough to make a man sick.
  • It will be a long hunt tonight.
  • You needn’t concern yourself with me.
  • I can wait. I won’t be afraid.
  • I’ve much better ways to pass the time.
  • Don’t you have work to do? Go slit some throats.
  • Do you think I owe you something?
  • Don’t you come near me! I know your type.
  • What, you think I’m a beast?
  • He’s not to be trusted.
  • Not even death offers solace.
  • Have mercy on the poor bastard.
  • Throw yourself to the wolves.
  • My god is lost to me, so I must find another.
  • On a night like this… I took you for a monster.
  • Thank the stars you’re fairly normal.
  • This whole place is falling apart.
  • Do you hear the graveyard murmurs?
I Hate You - (A Chen One Shot)

“Yah! Are you ready? You’re taking forever! The guys are waiting for us.” You heard your roommate Minhee shriek from the living room.

“Remind me who’s going again,” you continued painstakingly drawing in your eyeliner, smiling when you finished the second wing. A few sweeps of mascara and you were ready.

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Friends Until the End - pt. 2

Pairing: Y/N & Harry

Word Count: 2780

Warnings: Mentions of bullying


“Pinky.” She sniffled and his head shot back up as she stood in front of him with her pinky finger out. Her waited a second to see if she would change her mind. When her finger was still in the air, he took a shaky breath and locked his with hers.

“Promise me this is real.”

“What?” He looked at her, trying to understand.

“Promise me you aren’t lying to me right now.” Her grip tightened around his finger.


Y/N and Harry make a promise to each other that if they are both single at the age of 35, they will marry each other. Little does she know that he doesn’t want to wait that long and will do anything to make that happen sooner.

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It had been a little over a week since she has heard about this mystery girl. On her way to work she has also noticed that she hasn’t seen too many women leave his flat. Wow, maybe he really cares about this girl.. She thought to herself. Normally in the span of a week he would have around 3 girls come over or he would run out to meet up with a few others. He was a hopeless romantic, but would never admit it. He loved sappy movies or taking extra time to make sure he looked perfect to impress a girl who he would probably never see again. He didn’t think anyone noticed, but she did. She noticed everything about him. 

“H, are you feeling okay?” She glances up from her laptop over to him, his eyes scanning through something on his phone.

“Hmm?” His head remained lowered.

“I just mean I haven’t seen a lot of ladies around here this past week, so I wanted to see if there were any updates from the mystery girl.” She smiled as she closed her laptop gently so she could focus on him. That was something he loved about her. She was always ready to stop what she was doing to make time to listen to him and ask about his day and how he was doing. 

“Oh. Yeah, she’s really great. I’m actually trying to plan something really special for her. I want her to know how I feel but I don’t know just how to show her.” He pouted as he put his phone down, running a hand through his hair.

“I can help.”


“Of course. If she really means that much to you, then I don’t mind helping. I just want you to be happy, H.” She smiles warmly, reaching her hand over to give his a quick squeeze. 

“Okay, I want to let her know this weekend, any ideas?” He smiled back at her. If only she knew it was her…

Well if it were me… I would probably want flowers. I could make you some arrangements and you could rent out the backroom of that little dinner place down by the river. Awh you could put a bunch of little lights all around that outdoor area. That would be cute…” She smiled and trailed off as she opened up her laptop to pull up her ideas on Pinterest.

“Could you teach me how to make those flower arrangements?” He asked a little nervously as her eyes lit up as they shot up.

“The Harry Styles wants to learn how to arrange flowers? I want to meet this girl. I have been trying to teach you for years!!!” She giggled and nodded. “Stop by my work tomorrow whenever you are free and I’ll teach you, yeah? Oh we are going to have so much fun!” 

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please consider:

neither Lance or Keith has ever dated anyone.

  • ok ok so when Keith and Lance start dating, both of them think the other has dated 23598 other people before: 
    • Keith thinks Lance is so dang confident, like, that guy has totally dated at least twelve people; just look at the way he flirts!
    • and Lance’s inner monologue goes something like: “jesus christ Keith is so hot I’m not on his level he must have dated way hotter people than me somebody Help”
  • buT THEN the first time they kiss, both boys are thinking “wow, he really isn’t that great of a kisser?”
    • and Lance kinda says so, and Keith’s like “well sorry, I’ve never actually kissed anyone before dude”
    • “WHAT? but…but…but you’re Keith!”
    • “What’s that supposed to mean? You’re not so hot at kissing either you know”
    • “That’s because I’ve never kissed anyone either!”
    • “THE HELL?”
  • so neither of them have any experience in anything. are they supposed to lace their fingers together while holding hands or go for the Mitten Hold? when is it acceptable to start sharing a bed? is celebrating a one month anniversary too soon? what counts as PDA?
    • french kissing?? how?? even? does that work???
  • they’re actually The Worst at this
  • one morning Keith gets up and makes this big awesome breakfast in the castle’s kitchen, and when Lance finally drags himself out of bed he’s like “aw, Keith, you made me pancakes? and bacon?? you’re the best, man!”
    • Keith looks up from stuffing his face. “made you breakfast? um…I…didn’t. this is for me.”
  • one of the first times they start really making out and getting into it and shirts start coming off, Keith gets a little brave
    • “Keith, did you just kiss my nipple?
    • “NO. Yeah. Um. Did you not-I mean, was–”
    • “I just didn’t know-”
    • “-was it bad?”
    • “–that was a thing?” and Lance smiles and tips Keith’s chin up to kiss him again and smiles. “but I liked it.” 
  • Allura sees all of this Awkward Boyfriend stuff going on in full glory, and it takes all of her willpower not to sit the boys down and give them some lessons. 
    • Keith finds Allura and Shiro whispering furiously to each other in the hall one day:
    • “They need help, Shiro!”
    • “You can’t just step into their relationship. You have to let them figure–”
    • “–like little baby Glarmo’ai–”
    • “–for themselves–”
    • “–they don’t even know how to hold hands.”
    • Shiro puts his face in his hands. “oh my god I know.”

I just want to spend all of my time talking about how much I love each and every sign omg :’)

Like have you ever met an Aries?? I know this one boy and he talks like the world is this one great big opportunity, like anything could go so right or so wrong or so ANYTHING. Or I have this lil Aries friend and she’s honestly got this atmosphere that makes people adore her, she’s amazingly independent but she’s so funny and perfect, she’s gorgeous and I just !!!

And Taurus oh god they’re just???? so adorable??? When you’re around them you just feel like you’re At Peace with the world, they always want to just make the best of what they’ve got, and they get so excited about tiny things like chocolate and baths and interior design I don’t know how to deal… And they tend to have these random awesome talents?? You know? Ah they’re great

So there’s my best friend and she’s a Gemini and she just… knows how it is. And she's just got so much curiosity for the world, she wants to love so many different people and learn everything and go to parties and pass her exams and do EVERYTHING no-one will stop her she’s so smart and witty and just the friend you want so bad… honestly Geminis = A++

Then sometimes I’m like hating myself so much but I’ll read this post which is really Cancer positive and I’ll be like !!! we are so Strong and Moral and good people and when I talk to other Cancers online they’re full of so much love and emotion, they are filled with all the beauty of the world and I aspire to be like them, they care so much about other people it’s honestly so admirable

BUT BUT BUT I know I know everyone loves Leos but so?? why would we not love Leos??? Leos are amazing. And everyone says they’re arrogant or uncaring or whatever but they’re ??? so generous and kind and love others and they’re so beautiful and just exude confidence and want to be everything and I’m like yes you can I will always be their cheerleader

Don’t let me get started on Virgos ok. I have a lot of Virgo friends and I love the way they think about the world and the way their voice goes fast when they’re excited and when they stress I’m like ??? my friend you deserve more than this, you shold love yourself and they’re always so smart but they never see it they’re so insecure i honestly adore them help me please

Sooo okay I do have this one Libra guy friend and he is just!!! He FLIRTS with everything but like jokingly and he dresses so well and he has the most amazing joke faces and ! he’s dating the gemini and together they have such beauty, libras are so perfect in relationships, honestly doesn’t everyone want to be a libra, libras are the joy of this world, I can’t even

Scorpios, oh Jesus, they like exude this magnetism from within, you want to know them and be part of their life, and when you find out how much they care and who they really are your heart hurts because you want so bad to just love them and cherish them and care for them forever. they have this passion and this glory, how can you live without a Scorpio in your life??

Now I used to be best friends with a Sagittarius and when our friendship ended I HAVE NEVER BEEN AS SAD. Because how could you be okay with losing such a beautiful person from your life?? they are just like, at one with the world, like they are full of love and philosophy and understanding and okay but, they are also really really chill??? so awesome

Caaapricorns if you know me you will know how much I love this sign. They’re so Hardcore™ I Have No Soul and then you get to know them and  you’re like oh my poor baby and you want to hug them so bad, because they hide so much and they go through so much and they are so strong. they are amazing and will go far, I 100% support this sign whatever happens

Right okay man I am going to need some time to prepare because who’s coming next???? AQUARIUS!!!! YAAAS omg I know everyone says it but they’re so goofy and awesome, they make you realize that yes this world is worth living in with people like this in it. they have such vision and hope and wisdom and you’re just like be my friend or I might die

Or Piiiiscessss I have a Pisces friend who is the gentlest soul, she loves to crochet and she is so kind to her siblings and looks after everyone and gets all uncomfortable when someone tells a sexual joke, but right in the CUTEST WAY. I don’t know man she’s great. Pisces are great. tbh I would give anything for this girl to be happy, she deserves so much

I just love?? People?? Sorrryyy oh my god

Spidey-Suit Screw Up (Peter Parker x Reader)

Prompt Request: From Anon: 

1 + 30 from Darcy’s prompt list? With Tom Holland!/Spiderman Homecoming Peter Parker ♡ (The prompts are in Bold)

Warnings: Fluffy!!!!!! 

Word Count: 1,100

I was at Peter’s house for a sleepover, Aunt May didn’t mind at all and she loved me a lot - which I was extremely grateful for that; Pete would be coming back from school anytime soon, as for me, I was lucky and got a scholarship at some fancy academy and we finished early on Fridays.

“I’m going out, Pete should be back soon… And no funny stuff even though I know you’re not that dumb” She chuckled, babbling on before she left. 

What should I do… I’ll clean up around here.

I cleaned a lot of stuff up in a short amount of time, such as Pete’s whole room and the kitchen, May deserved this, she worked hard and I’m sure Peter didn’t cook very much.

Now I was bored again… I know what I’ll do, I’ll try on his Spidey suit… It looked so hot on him, so why not give it a try - I mean, it was worth it, I had been working out a lot lately.

The suit wasn’t exactly hidden very well, so I could find it in no time, I made a mental note to put it somewhere better.

I started to put on the rubbery, latex-like material and it felt funny, luckily, I had shaved, otherwise that would’ve killed like a bitch.

It framed my body perfectly when I pressed that weird little spidery thing in the middle of the suit – don’t worry though, I still had my undergarments on, I didn’t feel like flashing anyone today… especially not Pete.

I tried getting the suit off after a while so I resorted to locking myself in the bathroom, that’s the rational thing to do in this situation, right? What if I accidently ruined the house, that wouldn’t be good, so I think I’m fine.

Pfft, I’m lying; I’m totally freaked out right now.

That’s when I heard a noise, it was the door unlocking and Peter was on the phone “yeah dude, I can’t believe I got her, I’m so lucky man… She’s so hot and beautiful and smart- honestly I could go on for days”.

“… Yeah… Oh shit dude, I need to go, see ya Ned!” he said carefully, presumably hanging up the phone

“whoever you are, show yourselves!” he said trying to sound manly, but it failed.

I let out a squeak in response “uh, s- sorry Pete it’s just me- uh, don’t come in – I’m – uh” I stuttered.

I had to come up with a response – and fast “yeah I uh, I’ve bled everywhere, I’m on my period- huge mess… you wouldn’t want to see me like this, I look like I’ve murdered a whole village, yeah- it’s that bad- but you can’t come in- I’m uh fine” I lied.

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Long Ass Post Regarding The Bastille Fandom and how it's really Not As Great as it's made out to be


so ive seen a Lot of posts lately praising the bastille fandom for being so “nice and sweet and chill and tolerant” etc etc.
and they bother me a lot.

I have nothing against the people making these posts. they’re happy with the corner of the group that they associate with, and that’s fine.

what I do have a problem with is the posts themselves.

they make out like this fandom is so nice and peachy and perfect when if you look even a tiny little bit further away from your own friend group within it, if you scrape a tiny bit under the surface, it’s obvious this is certainly not the case, and nobody acknowledges this.
no fandom is perfect, especially not this one.

we have our fair share of sketchy disgusting shit going on.
it may not be to the level of certain others but it is there and it’s bad, and the mentality of glossing over that completely is worrying me.

I have a few points I’m gonna go over, mostly relating to this fandoms treatment of Dan, and their treatment of each other.

•1 Treatment of Dan

this is probably mostly in reference to the twitter group of the fandom but it’s bad on tumblr too hoo boy.

to put it bluntly

y'all are fucking THIRSTY
and it’s disgusting.
because Dan doesn’t have a partner that we know of publicly everyone seems to take that as him being free range and make some pretty Ugly and Disgusting comments towards him- and even worse y'all do it on twitter too, on his tweets, which he can see?
the way you talk about him really rubs me up the wrong way.

he’s a human being for god’s sake and i don’t wanna sound like your mum but ACT LIKE YOUD WANT TO BE TREATED YOURSELF.

he is not free for you to treat like you do- and a good mirror for my point of the fact he doesn’t have a partner we know of is: you don’t make those kinds of advances toward woody, do you? y'all know he’s married and you respect that, which is great. but you can’t show the same courtesy towards Dan? (and don’t try to say that woody isn’t as attractive as Dan that has nothing to do with this.).

Even worse is your harassment of anyone involved with Dan’s life like his friends especially his female friends -
the AMOUNT OF TIMES i have SEEN speculation about one of his friends or a crew member or anything being his girlfriend- and then you go and harass the poor girls?? what the fuck??? it shouldn’t matter to you if he has a partner and if he does you DONT HARASS THEM LIKE THIS.
i find it really hypocritical especially after the whole glory thing.

•1a Treatment of the boys on twitter

I’ve said something about this before but the twitter fandom is SO bad. I’m not very involved with it so i won’t make claims but they’re some of the worst i think mainly because due to the nature of twitter they have direct contact with the band.
anyway, twitter fandom is awful, not going further bc y'all know

•2 Treatment of others within the fandom

oh boy!
y'all are not all nice
as someone who floated around Heaps before i settled within the space I had within the fandom when I was a somewhat active participant in it, I can tell you that a Good Percentage of you in the tumblr section of the fandom are demons.
I’ve seen people bully and harass others, send anon hate, more and more and more and i think maybe it’s gotten worse since the second album?
the main problem is I think you’re all too overprotective of the band as a whole.

•2a Treatment of the creative side of the fandom

this place is the WORST when it comes to art theft of various incarnations Holy SHIT
you steal and repost other people’s edits, their art, their gifs, with no credit and that is Bad. You know it’s bad but do you stop? no. do you check sources? no.
you follow and reblog from accounts that repost gifs and you dont give a shit- even when the original watermarks are Right There

And let’s get back into how y'all treat Greg shall we?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it as many times as possible-
how have you not learned? why do i still see leaked photos going around? why do you not check the source before you reblog? why do i, to this day, see photos from the photobook online when you’ve been specifically told not to post them?

it’s ugly and disgusting how you treat creators in this place, especially Greg.

• in conclusion

there’s more to this but this is long enough already.
what bothers me the most is how nobody seems to see this? how you praise each other for being so Great and Cool?
there’s some great circles of people in here, i agree, a lot of you are really great but there’s still the other side to it there.
no fandom is purely nontoxic!! you know that!!
it’s worse here than you think it is and that’s what i want you to take away if you got through this long ass terrible post.

sorry for being the one to crash your party but it’s the hard truth and I wish more people were aware of it because this ignorance worries me.

(thanks to joyce for talking with me and helping me think out this post a bit)

anonymous asked:

I had a baby in late 2015 and I lost touch with the fandom. Can you rec me any awesome Larry fic that I must read? I had just caught up on most of the "iconic" fics and I need a new reading list! Please and thank you!

Oh my !! First CONGRATS love !!!

Here a little list of my fav fics of 2016-2017 so far , enjoy !!

I probably forgot a lot of fics (sorry dear authors) but let me know when you’ll need a refill :D

Isak and Even are sitting on the top of the world, their fingers intertwined and their knees bumping as they look down on the vibrant life coursing through the heart of Marrakech. Even at this late hour, the center of the city is bubbling with sleepless activity; and from where they’re sitting up high, the boys let the echoes of the noise and commotion below envelop them. You’re not alone, Marrakech seems to tell them. You’re part of something bigger, you’re part of this world.

‘Isak, I thought of something,’ Even suddenly blurts out after they’ve been sitting in silence for many minutes, his voice barely above a whisper. 

Isak’s hold on his boyfriend’s fingers tightens slightly and he starts rubbing his thumb across the soft skin he can reach, turning to Even with a sweet smile playing on his lips.

‘What’s that, baby?’ Isak asks patiently. There’s a hint of uncertainty in Even’s quiet words, in the way his gaze drifts downwards like he’s trying to collect his thoughts — but Isak doesn’t push it. He breathes in the suffocatingly warm summer air and waits, waits for Even to be ready to say whatever he needs to say. Until… 

‘I thought—’


‘I thought that maybe we should marry?’


(A beat)

‘What?’ Isak croaks in a strangled voice which sounds like someone else’s. Surely Even-Even can’t just have asked Isak-Isak that question, right?

‘Um, baby,’ Even starts again, his fingers starting to tremble a bit against his boyfriend’s. He’s now looking into the distance, as though reaching out to pluck courage from the delicate stars twinkling on the horizon. ‘Do you— would you maybe consider marrying me? When we’re a bit older, I mean?’ Still barely a murmur, soft and hopeful and (Isak realises) apprehensive.

The hushed words seep into Isak, bright and unmistakable as the morning sun, and there’s suddenly no more room for doubt. This is happening. This is happening right now, in this very universe.

Before Isak can think of a proper answer, his hand instinctively curls some more around Even’s, cradling it lovingly until it’s impossible to say where one ends and the other begins. He never wants to let it go again, he thinks. He never wants to let Even go.

Then Isak finally finds his voice back.


‘No, Even.’


(A beat, two beats)

‘I’m not going to consider marrying you. I want to marry you, period.’

The radiant smile spontaneously blossoming on Even’s face at those words holds all the shimmering glory of the evening sky stretched everywhere around them. Even becomes the sky, the sky becomes Even, and the light sinks into every corner of Isak until he’s bathing in it. Oh, how he loves his Even.

When their eyes meet at last and enter a silent dance together, Isak can see it: the promise of Even and Isak, Isak and Even, merging into one like the pink and the orange embracing on the horizon and cradling thousands of starry smiles in their arms.

The Pirate Chef, Ch. 8 (8/8)

CS AU: When all her planned work for the upcoming special in the show she produces falls apart, Emma Swan is forced to work with the networks rising star. And she doesn’t think anything good will come out of it.

Shotouts to @fairytalesandtimetravel for the amazing arts he did for this! and both @sambethe and @nowforruin that have been sounding boards, betas, translators when I ran out of words in my meagre English lexicons and cheerleaders to no end. Thank you so much for the support.

This is also dedicated to @kat2609 , @amagicalship and @brooke-to-broch

Tagging @kdanna03 , @the-lady-of-misthaven , @chrissascorner , @teamhook ,   @deathbycaptainswan ,  @in-spirational  @forget-me-not-s , @wholockgal , @swanandapirate and @mayquita  If you want to be tagged in future chapters, let me know!

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A/N: This is it, the end of the road. thank you so much to all of you for reading and commenting and sticking to it. I had a lot of fun writing this one. As for future projects, I’ll be resuming my canon reversal, Time Upon Once, and a few other things in between. 

Week #7 London

The trip to London was a quiet one. Killian had chosen to ride with Tink and Liam separately, sending his apologies beforehand to the rest of the team. There were gloomy faces among most of the crew, the weeks on the road taking a toll on everyone and adding to the dreaded sense of finality. Despite the early hours and crazy days, there had been such camaraderie between the teams that it seemed it was hard for everyone to see the season come to an end. Adding to that was the fact they weren’t sure if this would be a one-time thing. They all had hopes the audience would react positively to the new spin on the collaborative show. Tink and Emma thought they had a great show and that their audiences would love it. They all hoped the network would choose to continue with the format in upcoming years, but even if the show was a success, there still could be a million reasons why this might not happen again.

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Just something that irritates me...

So cultural appropriation is kind of a big topic going around the community so I just thought I’d just -



Now if you’re white and was brought up in a certain culture then it’s fine. If you’re white but only your dad was from this certain culture then it’s fine. If it’s something thats closely a part of your life and you’re at least ¼ then by all means go on ahead.


Thank you very much

Don't we all long for that glorious moment when you show people from your past that they were wrong?

Back in high school I had a HUGE crush on the “mysterious” guy in the class above me. Let’s call him Tom. He was waaaaaaaaaay out of my league so by some screwed logic I figured I had nothing to lose and started talking to him one day. Lo and behold, we became friends and I started hanging out with his group of friends most days after school. Since I came from a small town almost 10 miles away it was great to have new friends to spend time with, or so I thought.

As stated I had a huge crush on this guy and it was blood obvious to anyone involved - Tom included. He had already made it clear to me and others that he did not look for a relationship with anyone and this was confirmed by his friends, some of the girls told me that he just had a couple of short relationships during high school and that the girls had been the driving forces behind getting into said relations. Somehow I managed to push my feelings aside far enough to spend time with him as a friend, (God knows how a 17-yearold girl managed that) but I had my angsty, upset and jealous moments for sure…

And then, somehow, we started to spend more and more time together and on a friends Halloween party he actually asked me if I wanted to date him - as boyfriend/girlfriend. I was on cloud nine for sure and as happily in love as only a teenage girl can be. Until our group of friends found out. Their reaction was to “blame” me, saying I made Tom agree to date me, that it would never last more than a few months at best and then he would get bored with me as he had with the other girls and even so far as to once telling me to break up with him and move back home. I realized later that several of them must have had a crush on him at some point or another and then I showed up… Teenage girls can be brutal.

Anyway, most of those friendships crumbled as they tend to do, especially reinforced by the dislike from several members of the group. I got on with my life, school ended and I went through a couple of jobs before ending up as a manager at a local restaurant. I was working an evening shift when two of my old high school friends who had been very vocal about my unpopular relationship with Tom (lets call them Maddy and Ellie) walked in and seated themselves at one of my tables. It must have been at least 5 years since I last met them and even longer since we used to hang out together. I took their orders but they kept on looking at me, trying to figure out if and why I was familiar so I decided to help them out.

“Yeah, you know me. We used to hang out after school.”
Both of them shines up and smiles at me, that way you do when you meet people you have not seen in years or even thought about at all but still want to be pleasant to as to find out what they are up to now and if its interesting. And then Ellie goes
“Yes! That’s it! You’re Meenite! We used to be in the park all the time! And you used to date Tom!”
Oh, that glory, that wonderful glowing sensation of victory that you usually only find in the daydreams of a teenage mind - to have the privilege to be able to experience it for real.
“No, honey. I am still dating Tom.”

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Future Voltron episode

Imagine a future episode, maybe next season maybe even later (the later in the series the better honestly).

It starts off with them on some planet, maybe they just saved it or are just kinda visiting it, and just kind of wandering around with the locals.

  • one of the paladins notices a shady looking dude just kinda lurking in the crowd
  • a local tells them that he is a notorious bounty hunter
  • so the paladins keep an eye on him
  • suddenly no one has eyes on him and they can’t get a hold of Hunk
  • they finally see the bounty hunter dragging Hunk aboard his ship and taking off
  • they all run back to the castle and their lions to follow him
  • the team is mad as hell btw. how dare this bounty hunter try and take a member of voltron
  • unfortunately the bounty hunter’s ship is really fast and even the red lion is having trouble keeping up, but is just about to reach the ship–

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anonymous asked:

Got any HCs for an s/o who likes to sing to herself, but gets embarrassed when the Pennyboi catches them doing it?

a/n; okay so I have two requests like this in my ask, I’m not sure if you’re the other anon or not but I’m going to just combine the two and post them together in one ask!

- if you’re alone, properly alone, you get rlly into it like you’re performing to a crowd 
- you hum a lot while you cook or clean, singing a bit when you bring out the hoover or the clinking of cutlery against pots and pans gets too loud 
- sometimes penny can hear you singing when he’s nearby - unknown to you - and if he knows the song he’ll sing a long as well 
- You’re distracted, singing away and have no idea he’s even in the room and he’s sat with such a big smile!!! literally shapeshifts his pupils into hearts as he listens to you 
- your song is normally ruined as seeing him surprises you so you let out a strangled cry, hands covering your mouth as your face heats up super quickly 
- you’re skin goes super flushed and you’re all jittery and nervous, laughing and playing it off as if it was nothing 
- literally feels like your sweating so much ur gonna melt into the floor
- he notices, thinks it’s adorable, doesn’t give a shit as he wants to hear MORE ! 
- “Sing to me.” He asks softly as he comes and lays down near you, probably resting his head in your lap 
- well who’s gonna say no to that 
- sometimes when he over hears you singing dirtier lyrics he ZOOM to your location, throwing his clothes off on the journey (couldn’t find his left shoe for two days once bc of this) 
- “So, Kitten, heard you purring for me.” “Oh, I’m sorry Penny I was just singing again..” You trail off, busy getting ready to leave for uni/work and he pout 
- But seeing him in all his birthday glory and how quickly he came running actually turns you on
- who cares if you’re a little late to work/uni
- actually, looks like ur calling in sick. You’re the one doing performances today as Penboi wants to hear his little bird sing