oh gigi

Basic Bitches That Need To Be Stopped in 2017 :

Taylor Swift

Gigi Hadid

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Bella Hadid

Taylor Swift

Lena Dunham

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Marc Jacobs

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Kendell Jenner

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Kylie Jenner

Taylor Swift

Any Kardashian

Taylor Swift

Tami / Tara / Tanya / Tamara /Toni / Tina Lahren

Taylor Swift

Yolanda Foster Hadid (because she needs to stay relevant)

Taylor Swift

Caitlyn Jenner

Taylor Swift

Ivanka Trump

Taylor Swift

Kellyanne Conway

Taylor Swift

Any Instagram wannabes pimping out that (literal) shit ‘detox’ tea

Taylor Swift

My neighbor Rhonda, who believes in the confederate flag, voted Trump, and insists that she’s “not racist to thooose people.”

Taylor Swift

The Watch List :

Amy Schumer

Jennifer Lawrence

  • Tony Awards: ho ho ho! Tony nominations! Something Rotten, ten for you. Fun Home? TWELVE for you, Fun Home! You go, Fun Home. And uh... "Jiggy". Do we have a "Jiggy" here?
  • Gigi: It's Gigi.
  • Tony Awards: Oh Gigi, here you go, one for you... And none for Finding Neverland, bye.
Ok ladies, let me help you with how you should set up your New Years resolution:

• Stay to yourself: it’s hard to do. but if you need a friend to talk to deadass just log into Tumblr
• Mind your business: almost like staying to yourself but literally show no interest in anything or anybody. “Oh Gigi is pregnant? Cool idc”
• Give these niggas NO pussy: if you need to fck, masturbate.
• Be friendly but Don’t: aka it’s ok to be nice to other women but just know that bitch lowkey is jealous of you so make sure you don’t get too close.
• Give these niggas NO attention: “what’s your number?” “I don’t have a phone”
• Get money: that speaks for itself.
• Love yourself: aka do what makes YOU happy, if someone doesn’t fuck with it, you don’t fuck with them. Fuck them.
• Don’t text back: when you become to accessible, people don’t like you. Let them miss you.
• Go clubbing twice a month or none at all: it is not cute to be in every scene girl, sit down forreal.
• Keep up: WITH YOURSELF. Not with the kardashians not with the next bitch. with yourself.
• More guy friends: because bitches are real life haters. And please don’t let your guy friend try to touch your vagina or else shoot that nigga.
• Be inevitable: be for yourself. by yourself because nobody’s gonna fuck with you like you fuck with you.
• Less friends more associates: keep a good associate u can go to the clubs and parties with and when you go home deadass act like you never met them. The key is to never get too close. That bitch probably jealous of u anyway.
• Buy yourself things: lots of things. fuck whoever said money doesn’t bring happiness. But make sure u handled your PRIORITIES FIRST. Don’t be a bum bitch.
• Smoke less: it actually slows you down and there’s too much money to be made, gotta stay alert.
• Eat smart: it’s all about portions. and if your a thick thick girl don’t try and get skinny, if you like being fluffy be fluffy. Fuck what a boy thinks about you, they’re gay anyway.
• Meditate: on God it helps life. Take a walk. Sit on the beach at sunset. Sit on a rooftop and just smile.
• Don’t fight: don’t even argue.. these hoes are ugly. they’re trying to have you fight them to catch their ugliness. Don’t fall for the trap. Just stare, laugh, shake your head and walk away.
• Don’t twerk: whatever you do leave that for the ratchets. They’re your entertainment.
• Indulge: have a glass of wine or 2. And Icecream because you deserve it.
• PRAY and GIVE THANKS: every morning and every night. Even if life feels like it’s shitty at times. It’s an obstacle God wants you to conquer.

gigi-stars  asked:

Gigi-stars (oh shit that me)

(oh shit it is)

You!!! Are great and good and beautiful!!! I absolutely adore your art and on top of that you’re so positive and kind to people! And I just really appreciate you as a person!!! And I know we have our cute wars and they’re all in good fun, but you should definitely see yourself as a good cutie! You are great and deserve to feel good about yourself!!

I hope you have a nice day and that we may continue to host a budding friendship, I think you’re super coolio~

anonymous asked:

It was dumb on the show tonight they just made it a headline and they ended the story on the show just now by saying oh Gigi is busy so are the others and Selena and Bella were never close and Gigi dated Joe so then they were like it's all good all around and I'm just like then what was the point????

slow news day obv