Going for Choco-Broke
Who did the Lucian kings nominate as the Chosen King?
Why, Noct the Prince, I’ll tell you that.
Why was the gunner so nervous about going on stage?
He had to give an im-Prompto-u speech.
Prompto had named a cactuar after his friend, Ignis. He was soon surprised when the cactuar began to talk, realizing it was a Scientia-nt being.
What do you call an Ignis without eyes?
Good thing he can’t see how bad this joke was.
Why was Gladiolus excited to go to combat school?
He was happy to learn his Cor fundementals.
What do you call a daemon pirate?
Ravus was far from pleased when he heard his sister had jumped out of a flying vehicle. It was pure Luna-cy!
How come the boys weren’t surprised to see Aranea?
The forecast said there was a Highwind in the area.
What comes after a Fleuret?
A Fleur-B. And then a Fleur-C.
What comes after a Fleur-C?