☆warning→ public sex, slight voyeurism/exhibitionism, dirty talk, dom!junghope, demeaning names during sex if you aren’t into that, jealousy
☆ word count → 5.5k
☆ summary → you’re not supposed to fall for Jung Hoseok and his repertoire of awful pick-up lines
– but you do. the problem is: he’s afraid of commitment, and bolts at the idea of settling down. you decide to stay far away from fuckboys, but his friend decides to test your new found resolutions
↳ or : Jungkook wants to see how far he can push Hoseok until he snaps
→ pt i | pt ii
☆ a/n → …. why tf did i do this to myself!!! (this is just smut that i had to split into two parts rip) anyways tagging @kstopping@gxtsmxt@thotmi bc nothing says i love you like a junghope smut am i right
I came up with a “humans as aliens” scenario on the bus and now I’m writing a story snippet.
Karikki was sitting in the ship’s mess when the most recent addition to the crew stumbled into the room and collapsed into a chair with a relieved groan, dropping her head onto the table.
“Rough shift?” ie said, making a sympathetic noise as ie broke off another piece of ir food pack.
Melanie Dupré, recently hired on as a ship’s mechanic and as of one month ago the only human crewmember of the Xanaki Star, mumbled something into the table before lifting her head so that her translator could actually be of use.
“I could swear the ventilation ducts actually hate me personally,” she said. “I’ve been running around all day.” A look of horror crossed her features then, and she groaned again, dragging her hand across her eyes. “And I left my food packs in my room. Goddamn it.”
Karikki churred soothingly. “Don’t worry about it, you can have one of ours,” ie said, getting to ir feet and digging one of the vacuum-sealed silver packs out of the pantry.
Melanie made a noise that Karikki had learned to interpret as grateful and peeled the pack open, looking down at it dubiously. “You’re sure this is okay?”
“We’re nutritionally compatible!” Karikki said. “The captain checked, before we hired you on. Just in case you ran out of your own supplies. It should be fine.”
“Okay. Thanks,” she said, breaking off a square of the compressed nutrition block and popping it into her mouth.
A look crossed her face then that it took Karikki a moment to identify: disgust, ie realized. That was disgust–which was made all the clearer when Melanie gagged and grabbed a napkin, spitting the square out into her hand. “Oh my god,” she said.
Karikki could feel ir antennae fluttering anxiously. “What’s wrong? Are you okay? Is that a bad texture for humans?”
Melanie wiped her mouth, scrubbing at her tongue with the side of her hand. She shook her head. “No, the texture’s fine, it’s just like one of our protein blocks. It’s the [——], I’m sorry, I don’t mean to offend you, but it’s awful! How can you eat that?”
Karikki flicked ir ear. “Sorry, say that again? I think your translator cut out in the middle. It’s the what?”
okay, no spoilers, but joe nicolosi is fucking KILLING IT on red versus blue right now. if you are holding off on watching the show because you hate watching it a week at a time, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE IT THIS YEAR.
take it from someone who literally bailed on the chorus arc for two years until it was finished: this season is f i r e
I decided to combine these two since they’re similar. And can I just say how I’m all yours when you start a request with “I always see things like this and that, but I want you to do different”?Iit makes me feel really special <3
So here it is, hope you like it! ^^
thought he was the perfect man… until he met your ex.
the hell? The guy is handsome, smart, rich and… did he mention he’s handsome?
this man looks like he just stepped out of an Emporio Armani ad! Zen never
advertised for Emporio Armani.
the way he interacts with you, fuck! He’s a true gentleman, Zen bets he never
has to be worried about a beast trying to come out everytime you smile.
wanted to hate the guy, but… ahhh, it’s impossible! He’s nice as fuck!
why did you two break up?” he needed to know, he asked as soon as the guy got
in his hybrid car and went home.
just realized we were better as friends.” “Why? Why weren’t you better as a
couple? He’s… great! He’s… perfect, MC!”
and perfection is boring!” well, at least he knew he wasn’t boring, but that
meant he wasn’t perfect either…
notice he got insecure. “Look, Zen. Nobody is perfect. I’m not perfect, you’re
not perfect, he’s not perfect. And he is somebody I chose to share a
friendship, you’re somebody I chose to share my life with.” Oh wow…
you have better abs too.” You winked and smiled at him, and the beast woke up
immediately. This time he wasn’t worried.
shit! This poor cinnamon roll…
can feel the smell of testosterone emanating from the guy. It’ just Old Spice, Yoosung, chill
he’s so manly, but he’s also cool and fun. And he’s also a gamer, how come he
doesn’t have dark circles under his dreamy eyes?
making you laugh all the time! Yoosung wished he could be this funny, he’s always
so flustered around you…
not jealous of you two, he’s legitimately envying the guy!
did you break up, MC?” he felt awful and great at the same time. Great for being able to say this out loud,
awful for sounding so bitter.
is great, but just as a friend.” “But MC, he’s amazing! Why did you let him for…
were legitimately shocked, sometimes you hated he couldn’t see himself the way
you did. “I never compare the people I date, Yoosung. Everyone is unique.”
he is a unique good and I’m…” “You’re both unique. Period. And he’s a good
friend, you are the greatest boyfriend ever!” you hugged him and he knew you weren’t
comforting him, you were telling exactly what you felt.
let’s say his gamer fingers aren’t as good as yours.” You kissed him, and it
was halfway through the kiss he actually got it what you meant. For the first
time, he wasn’t flustered (not that much)…
first girlfriend, the woman who introduced you to all of this.
she could see why you were so chill, this girl definitely was a great influence
on you embracing your own sexuality.
she was so chill, so confident, so adorable, she was basically a older and more
experienced version of you.
two laugh together loudly over the silliest things, she never feels that
comfortable like this, she barely giggles when you two are watching Zen’s
wants to be besty with you two. Well, mainly with you, but the girl seems so
really nice, MC. What happened between you two?” something must have happened,
It didn’t feel like a romantic relationship anymore, she was like this big
sister, you know?” “Oh, but sometimes I
feel like I’m your big sister, MC…”
do? I never noticed, I think you’re great at showing your… romantic affection.”
“That’s because you’re blinded by love, I’m actually terrible at it.”
god… you hated when she got all insecure… “If you were terrible, we wouldn’t be
together. Do you think I would stand a relationship where I’m not appreciated?”
you got a point, yes, she really appreciates you.
can I show you how much I appreciate you?” she laughed, but you weren’t joking,
she got that pretty quickly…
wasn’t really seeing the appeal of this guy at first.
he’s interesting, he’s smart, his jokes make sense, he looks elegant and
refined even in a casual outfit, he… okay, Jumin sees now.
could do business with this guy, he felt reliable and professional, and also
very comfortable and never tense about anything.
the way he treats you, he knows the perfect balance between being a gentleman
and being a buddy. Jumin still struggles on the buddy part…
this guy has charisma, he hates how not even him can dodge from all this
friend is quite something, MC. Why did you two decide to keep it as friends?”
he didn’t want to sound bitter, but… he was.
no special reason. We didn’t work as a couple, I guess.” “Why wouldn’t you work
together? You look like a soap opera couple…”
and this is real life, so…” “So you’ll realize that, realistically, I’m not a
good match for you.”
my god… insecure Jumin was the weirdest and saddest thing ever. “No,
realistically I’ll just enjoy a good friendship while I get to spend the rest
of my life with the man I chose and love.” You swear you saw a blush there…
realistically, it’s time for me to fulfill some fantasies of you, right?” oh,
and now there was a blush, but it quickly faded away…
guy was a professional comedian!
also really hot, clever and his glasses
look cooler too!
is almost leaving you for him, lololol
this guy feels… natural. Saeyoung feels like he has to try so hard with you,
this guy is effortless.
really cool, MC. Why did you break up?” he asked as casually as he could.
special reason, we realized we worked better as buddies.” “Oh, sometimes I feel
like I’m your buddy, does that work for you?”
I weren’t so desperately in love with you? Yeah, sure.” He gagged on his Dr. Pepper,
wasn’t waiting for such a honest and direct answer like this, though it was
exactly what he needed to hear.
buddy, why don’t you give me a little of your Dr. Pepper?” he was reaching his can
to you, but you stopped him “I meant from your lips.” He smirked, well, he didn’t
really need to effort to oblige your wish this time, did he?
even if the guy were a prick, he would feel intimidated
that’s not the case, the guy is cool! The super confident type who doesn’t give
a shit about what other people can think about him
almost like he’s a male version of you. He’s not that cute, tho, but… you get
usually doesn’t feel comfortable around your crazy and loud friends, but this
is one he feels he could hang out with if he… wasn’t your ex, as in the man who
probably saw you naked.
cool, why did you leave him?” he asked all of a sudden, you looked at him,
didn’t leave him, we decided together that we were better apart.” “Why? Do you
really think you’re better now that you’re apart from him and… together with…
do. Why? Is that a problem?” “I don’t
know, you tell me.” “Tell you what? That I love you?” “Yeah, exactly that!”
was happening? Was this a fight about… you loving him? And he… loving you back,
“And I love you back, okay?” yep, it was a
fight about love.
prove it. Show me how much you love me!” you tried to stay at that mad tone,
but you couldn’t, now you were both smirking mischievously to each other, you
know where this is going…
would like this guy no matter what, ad
you told him how much this you admired and respected this guy
yes, he was everything you said he would be.
was a trustworthy and respectful young man, so clever and sweet!
the way he treated you, not even V could compete with how much he cherished
course he liked this guy, he was the one you loved before him. Any person that
is worth of your love has V’s unconditional respect.
amazing, MC. I almost don’t understand why you two broke up.” He just noticed
the resentment when he said this out loud.
we… didn’t really have a reason. We just worked better as friends, I guess.” “I
see… you guess.” Shit, you didn’t mean it like this…
mean, I… am sure. He’s really great, but…” “You can’t really finish this
sentence, can you, my love?”
I can! I’m in love with you now! Can you blame me for having such a good taste
in men?” he blushed, he couldn’t blame you for anything, never. So he just gave
in to your charms…