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Preview! Animagus Escapades

It’s preview Monday! not gonna lie I almost completely forgot and I have a new One Piece x Harry Potter Crossover. This one is going to be very different from the others because it’s going to have pretty much nothing to do with Cannon except for Cannon Characters and is Whitebeard Pirates centric (eventually anyway).

It’s also going to involve a lot of family stuff like babies, childcare/child-rearing because apparently I’m feeling broody, fair warning.

I’m not going to tell you who the pairing is, but if you’ve read some of my other stuff you can probably guess lol
Enjoy!

Helina Potter knew her luck was wild and unpredictable, so why exactly had she volunteered to help find a plant at the bottom of the Black Lake again, resulting in her being sucked into a magical ritual being performed by the merfolk and transported to another world? Oh yeah because her Animagus form was aquatic and she never could say no when someone asked for her help.

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Ice Cream Flavored Kisses

For @stregaomega, a SQ fix-it set during 6.15. This was originally intended to be a one-shot, but I have thinky thoughts about where it will go next (and may expand the end of this into smut), so this is likely to just be the beginning.


               Regina had to admit, when she’d had the bright idea for girls’ night out, she hadn’t expected to be walking a very drunk Snow back to her loft afterward with Emma supporting her on the other side. What’s more, even if she had expected it, she never would have expected the very drunk Snow to be wearing a horned Viking helmet and rambling about throwing knives. That had been a rather sexy trick, Regina had to say. Of course, the only person she was about to say that to was herself.  Deep down, the two of them already had a strange sort of relationship, and she wasn’t about to make it even more so.

               Between the two of them, Regina and Emma helped Snow to bed beside the sleeping Charming, Regina prying the helmet from Snow’s fingers and setting it on the nightstand.  “It’ll be right here when you wake up,” she assured the protesting Snow, sharing an amused look with Emma.

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touchy, touchy

Edward Kenway in The Victorian Era and the Frye Twins in The Golden Age of Piracy xD

It’s so funny!!!!!

what can I say?? The scars are the same (a little difference in the healing process, of course) Jacob still has the coin (it’s in his hair), Evie looks so badass, and Edward… Oh-dear-God, Edward…. (now my obsession it’s even painful and hard to get over)

@victoria-saenz somehow, you insert this idea in my head xD  

@evasdoodles Jacob as a pirate!!!!!! 

@evienguyen2002 I know you’re gonna love this XD


wait…. THERE IS MORE!

so simple…

Inspired by @deheerkonijn ‘s awesome and hilarious Aggressive Hufflepuff Arthur Au, here’s Merlin, the Slytherin with the dorkiest Hufflepuff boyfriend in the castle!

What is he looking at? Arthur. What’s Arthur doing for Merlin to be looking at him like that? Probably trying to look cool but failing, but who knows? I don’t, haven’t drawn it yet.

Translation: O helga natt (Oh Holy Night)

(Isak receives a text)

Text from Even:
Dear Isak. Now I’m sitting where we met one another for the first time, and I’m thinking about you. It’s soon 21:21. I want to say a thousand things to you. I’m sorry for scaring you. I’m sorry for hurting you. I’m sorry for not telling you I’m bipolar. I was afraid of losing you. Had forgotten that it’s impossible to lose anybody, that all people are alone anyway. In another place in the universe, we’re together forever. Remember that. Love you. Even

(Isak leaves the concert)

Isak: You’re not alone.

Where He Belongs

Maybe it’s my love of The Martian and the turtles being in space that inspired this - or maybe it’s because I read somewhere a longing for more brotherly support on the show - heehee - but I wrote this today. And I hope you all like it.

Especially you, @hotmilkytea

An adventure one shot that’s also a love story. ‘Cuz in the words of Pepe from the muppets: ‘I love love.’

Rated K+ - Adventure/Romance/Family - about 3,500 words - apritello

Summary: Space is a dangerous place. The smallest things can go terribly wrong, turning a simple task into a rescue mission, a fight for a brother’s life.

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Where he Belongs

The lights flash. Red and yellow and blue and green. Every color any color. The rhythm matched by the increasing pitch and screech of the alarms.

She blinks.

It is all in her head.

There are no alarms, no oscillating lights, nothing to reflect the tumult within her.  Nothing to measure out the panic she feels.

Her terror is a blank, wordless weight. A translucent stone, massive like a boulder, settling steadily down against her ribcage, restricting the flow of air to her lungs, squeezing her heart. Crushing away reason.

Her lips are parted, but it is as though she has forgotten her line. The script lost.

Mikey’s grip on her wrist is tightening and she wants to ask him to ease up, but can’t speak. His questions are hammering against her ear drums. Relentless. He keeps asking the same questions over and over and over again.

“He’ll be okay, right? We’ll get him, right? We can do that, right?”

Fugitoid’s arms are moving across the control panel in a blur. The beams of his eyes narrow with concentration. Casey is pacing, shaking his head, in fury at his helplessness or perhaps in denial of such a critical situation. This has all been nothing but an adventure story, something to laugh about, speak lines like heroes would in a movie, acting, always acting. But it’s never been more real than now.

Leo is in a wild, silent, panic, knuckles whitening where he grips the edge of the sill, staring out of the view-screen as if keeping the dot that is the ever-receding figure of his brother in his line of sight will somehow offer a form of protection, and ward against harm.

But it’s too late for that, now, isn’t it?

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Q: You receive a lot of attention for being a flower boy. What are the pros and cons of this?
The bad part of being praised like that is the preconceived notion people may have that I was picked just for visuals and I have no abilities. When I hear words like that, I feel really depressed.. I have to work hard so people don’t tell me that. ()

I am-
NOT-
PREPARED-
FOR THIS!

300 FOLLO- *squeals so intensely glasses shatter*

THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭
I’M CRYING TEARS OF JOY :’D

OH MY GOODNESS I CAN’T STOP SMILING.
MY JAWS HURT.
LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID! XD

morethanmostwords-deactivated20  asked:

eggsy is the dreamy lead singer of a popular boy and , and harry is the uncle that was dragged there by his niece/ nephew . ( I think I read it some but I cant remember where ) but juST IMAGINE + have a nice day . xx ~a.ju ♡

 Being dragged out of his home on a Friday Night after a particularly gruesome day by his niece to a bloody concert was not Harry’s idea of a good time, especially when the concert consisted of a band of twenty year olds singing to a large crowd of young women who didn’t seem to be able to keep their composure when around these young men. 

Worse still, his niece had managed to get her hands on what she called “VIP tickets” that allowed the two of them to go backstage to meet the handful of said young men whose sole ability seemed to be to enchant both young males and females around the world. And to top it all of, it was Roxanne’s twenty fourth birthday, so not only could he not refuse her, he also had to pretend he wasn’t ready to blow his brains off if he heard one more girl scream his name, as he coincidentally shared the name with one of the young singers. 

Roxy grinned at him as they took their place, the young girl almost bouncing with excitement. Harry gave her a watered smile, bracing himself for the next two excruciating hours. 

“I can’t believe it,” Roxanne whispered, squeezing Harry’s hand. “They’re awesome, uncle Harry. You’ll love them, especially Eggsy.” 

Harry frowned. “pardon?” 

“He’s a guest artist who is on tour with them right now,” she explained quickly as the lights that hit the stage turned brighter. “He’s awesome. Everyone loves him.”

Oh dear lord, now there were even more of them. 

Harry distantly considered how badly would Merlin scold him if he just left a tracking device on his niece and left until the end of the bloody concert. Suddenly, an attractive voice started singing, the rough brogue making Harry look up. 

The older man felt his loins stir as a young looking man - probably no more than twenty five years of age - took the stage, his shirt mostly unbuttoned. He was wearing a hideous yellow jacked, along with a pair of tight black pants that pulled his ass just so.

Harry swallowed hard, squeezing his eyes shut as he blushed at his own indecency. 

Fucking hell, this was not how he had expected the night to go. 

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Roxy dragged him backstage, Harry putting up a struggle mostly just to keep whatever remained of his dignity. 

She immediately looked back at him, kissed his cheek and ran off, clearly going to chat up one of the young men. Harry remained back, still trying to calm his beating heart. He hadn’t taken such a liking to anyone in years. Not that he could do anything about it. It wasn’t like he was going to meet the younger man, not to mention, their world were far too different. Besides, the younger man had enough people throwing themselves at him for him to want yet another delusional man. 

“So yeh let yer girlfriend run off?” A sot voice said teasingly from behind him. 

Harry whirled around, swallowing hard. “Niece, not girlfriend,” he said stiffly. 

Harry mentally slapped himself. 

Smooth, Harry, real smooth. 

He tried again, this time giving the younger man a bright smile as he offered his hand. “Harry Hart.” 

“Gary Unwin,” he said with a smirk. “But I go by Eggsy.” 

“An interesting name,” Harry said noncommittally. 

Eggsy laughed, his eyes twinkling. “So, did yeh like the show?”

Harry hummed. “I must admit I wasn’t particularly thrilled when my niece asked me to come with her, but an unexpected surprise made the show… riveting to say the least.” 

One of Eggsy’s brows shot up, his eyes darkening. “And what might that surprise have been?”

Harry gave him a small cryptic smile. “Now where would be the fun in telling you that?”

Before Eggsy could answer, Roxy suddenly appeared, dragging with her a young man with curly hair. Suddenly she froze, her eyes dancing with mirth. “Oh and here I was feeling bad about leaving you alone.” She turned to her companion, smiling at him. “Since you seem to be doing just fine flirting with Eggsy here, I’m just gonna go ahead to the party.” 

Harry looked at her and nodded. “Remember to be careful, love.” 

The young woman nodded. “Don’t worry uncle Harry, you were the one to teach me how to take care of myself after all.” She gave him a conspirational wink before sauntering off with her companion, who had not even managed to say hi. 

Eggsy suddenly came to stand next to Harry, staying close enough for Harry to feel his warmth through his clothes. 

“Yeh didn’t correct her,” Eggsy noted. 

“I beg your pardon?”

“She said yeh was flritin’” Eggsy said without looking at Harry. “But yeh didn’t correct her.” 

“That’s because she wasn’t off the mark,” he admitted, feeling a surge of courage. He turned to face Eggsy, his eyes alight. “If, however, you wish me to stop. I have no problem-”

Eggsy suddenly raised himself to his tiptoes, bringing Harry down to give him a chaste peck that made Harry’s insides tremble with want. 

“Never stop,” Eggsy breathed out, giving Harry a wink as he grabbed him by the hand and led him the same way Roxy had led the other young man. 

anonymous asked:

A friend of mine doesn't like ronaldo... can you give me some good arguments

Oh, there are plenty, dear. So many that I can’t even mention all right now. Here are a few:

  • He’s the first player in the world to win the CL, the League, the Golden Boot, the Ballon d’Or, the UEFA Player of the Year, the Cup, the Supercup and the Topscorer of the League with two different teams in two different leagues. (Manchester United | Premier League & Real Madrid | Spanish La Liga)
  • He’s already the all-time top-scorer of his country Portugal, at only 29 years of age.
  • He broke every possible CL-record last season. (most UCL-goals in a season, most group-stage-goals ever, most UCL-goals in a single calender-year, etc.)
  • He has more goals than games for Real Madrid. He has scored 255 goals for Real Madrid, after having played only 250 (!) games!
  • He has proved himself to be any team’s outstanding star-player, no matter under which coach. (with Portugal, ManU and RM coaches)
  • He’s the ONLY player who has been compared to the world’s best players ever since 2007! (with Ronaldinho, with Kaká, and now with Messi)
  • He’s the ONLY player in the World to have scored in EURO 2004, World Cup 2006, EURO 2008, World Cup 2010, EURO 2012 and World Cup 2014!!!
  • After only 5 (!) seasons at Real Madrid he’s already their 4th all-time top-goalscorer and he only needs 68 goals more to become number 1 of this list.
  • He’s undoubtly the most complete player in today’s game. He scores with his left foot, right foot, head, can score free-kicks, penalties, tap-ins, solo-goals, counter-attacks and long range goals!
  • He’s one of THE MOST PROFESSIONAL athletes you will find in today’s sports. Despite the level and achievements he has already reached, he always arrives to training 1 hour earlier than his teammates and is also the last one to leave. He takes care of what he eats and trains his body and skills in his free-time in order to always be fit and ready.
  • He’s honest and directly says what he thinks. Therefore he’s sincere and doesn’t pretend to be someone he’s not.
  • He has A VERY big heart and always makes sure he helps those in need, whenever he can. He also doesn’t brag about it in the media, because he doesn’t do that for publicity.
  • He’s proud of his origins and never forgot where he came from.
  • He’s a very likable and easy-going person who likes to laugh and joke around a lot and he is (contrary to the shit the press writes) a very humble and down-to-earth guy ;)
  • He doesn’t care what haters think, he only tries to evolve and develop with every game and challenge.
  • He always gives his 100% in a game, no matter for which team or competition.
  • He accepts people’s opinions about him and knows he can’t be loved by every one. He doesn’t have a problem with that.

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As you see the list is very long and I could go on for hours, so here are just a few reasons why he’s the BEST. Hope they’ll help you ;)

Random lyrics sentence starters
  • "They make it easy."
  • "You give in to everything."
  • "There's no need to disappear. i've got room for you in here."
  • "I've been longing after you since the start."
  • "All you have to do is stop by."
  • "So shut the bedroom door and shut out the world some more."
  • "Take it easy."
  • "I'm building an empire."
  • "So little time and so much to do."
  • "This is as good as it gets."
  • "Why are you wasting your blood, your sweat, your tears?"
  • "I'm never gonna look back."
  • "Think twice, you might not like it."
  • "Only I know the ugly."
  • "I paint pretty on my face."
  • "I'll fight, I scream, I'll misbehave."
  • "Got secrets you won't see on stage."
  • "All we do is drive."
  • "All we do is think about the feelings that we hide."
  • "All we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign."
  • "Sick and full of pride."
  • "California never felt like home to me."
  • "His laugh echoes down the hallway."
  • "It's so simple, but we can't stay."
  • "Over analyze again."
  • "Would it really kill you if we kissed?"
  • "It's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl."
  • "I understand that you are not impressed."
  • "I heard you let that little friend of mine take off your party dress."
  • "I'm not going to get too sentimental."
  • "I don't know if you've been loving somebody, I only know it isn't mine."
  • "I know this world is killing you."
  • "My aim is true."
  • "Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking when I hear the silly things that you say."
  • "I can't stand to see you this way."
  • "There’s nothing you can do."
  • "Boy, she’s taking over you."
  • "Let’s misbehave."
  • "You should've been there."
  • "I would've been so happy."
  • "That was the moment I knew."
  • "I just wanna be alone."
  • "Your close friends always seem to know When there's something really wrong."
  • "He said he'd be here."
  • "What do you say when tears are streaming down your face In front of everyone you know?"
  • "What do you do when the one who means the most to you Is the one who didn't show"
  • "I'm sorry I didn't make it."
  • "I don't mind where you come from as long as you come to me."
  • "You've shown me eventually what you'll do."
  • "I don't mind, I don't care, as long as you're here."
  • "Go ahead and tell me you'll leave again. You'll just come back running."
  • "And I'll take you for who you are if you take me for everything."
  • "I have the skill, yeah I have the will, to breath you in while I can."
  • "Does your heart ache when you get around me?"
  • "Does your heart break when you think about me?"
  • "I did what they thought would be good for me."
  • "Now you wanna cry call me a cheater, left you to die, though I did neither."
  • "Do your worst."
  • "I couldn't be your friend, even if I tried again."
  • "You had me all wrong."
  • "It's never enough to say I'm sorry."
  • "No matter what I do, you're always mad."
  • "I can't give you what you want and it's killing me."
  • "I'm starting to see maybe we're not meant to be."
  • "There's no way out for you and me."
  • "How I wish that we could meet again."
  • "Don't you break my heart again."
  • "I still believe that change can happen, though it's hard and it happens slowly."
  • "I still believe forgiveness comes with love."
  • "We all have our secrets."
  • "I'll never catch up with you."
  • "Shit gets dark when you lose it all."
  • "You were like home to me."
  • "Please don't close your eyes. Don't know where to look without them."
  • "I know you care."
  • "There's trouble ahead, I can feel it."
  • "You are just saving yourself when you hide it."
  • "I know you care. I see it in the way you stare."
  • "I'll be saving myself from the ruin."
  • "It wasn't always wrong."
  • "Now I don't warm my hands in your coat, but I still hope."
  • "Why can't I dream?"
  • "I can't say that I'm sorry for loving you and hating myself."
  • "It's killing me to walk away."
  • "How come you don't want me now?"
  • "How come you always lead me on?"
  • "Why don't you want to show me off?"
  • "Tell me why you couldn't try and keep me here."
  • "I see you by my house walking with a different girl."
  • "Someday soon, I won't be the one who waits for you."
  • "Have you lost the same things I have lost?"
  • "Do you know that panic I know?"
  • "I wish time was still. We'd stay right here with time to kill."
  • "You left everything behind except yourself."
  • "All I see is question marks and nothing else."
  • "You must have landed in New York by now."
  • "Please don't bring this love down."
  • "You told me you loved me, so why did you go away?"
  • "I don't know how to be something you miss."
  • "I never thought we'd have a last kiss. Never imagined we'd end like this."
  • "You're showing off again."
  • "I'm not much for dancing."
  • "How you kissed me when I was in the middle of saying something... There's not a day I don't miss those rude interruptions."
  • "I feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe."
  • "I keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are."
  • "I hope something reminds you wish you had stayed."
  • "I never planned on you changing your mind."
  • "What did you expect from me?"
  • "I know how it's going to end."
  • "I kept my word when I swore that I would let you down."
  • "You knew all along."
  • "Try to forget me and just move on."
  • "Oh, my dear, what have I gone and done now?"
  • "I ruined the evening again."
  • "I don't have love left inside."
  • "Are you desperate for an answer?"
  • "I don't have an ounce of good left in me now, that's why I walked out."
  • "I am not the one that you should blame."
  • "Do your best to forget my name."
  • "Can you place yourself in a moment's notice, in my situation?"
  • "You've made me cold and afraid."
  • "If you gave me a chance to love you, could I come back and love you?"
  • "I gave you everything, but I couldn't give enough."
  • "You threw stones at me and said that they were thrown in love."
  • "Turns out that I don't really love you at all, 'cause love would find forgiveness."
  • "Nothing's good, nothing's right, but I love you."
  • "Turns out that I don't really love you at all."
  • "Love would find forgiveness."
  • "I felt you in my legs before I even met you."
  • "I feel you in my heart, and I don't even know you."
  • "You were all I had."
  • "I was yours, right?"
  • "The crowds in stands went wild."
  • "One day, we will be remembered."
  • "For a moment a band of thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world."
  • "I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you."
  • "If you have children some day, when they point to the pictures, please tell them my name."
  • "I've never been so ashamed."
  • "It really felt like you and me were getting better."
  • "I hope that you still want me."
  • "Don't walk away and leave me without a reason."
  • "There's too much to say that hasn't been said."
  • "I know I was wrong and I'm sorry for making the same mistakes."
  • "I know I make it hard."
  • "I know you want to want me."
  • "Wish I could take it back, but you know I can't."
  • "I hope one day you understand."
  • "This can't be the end."
  • "This is the end."
  • "Don't walk away."