oh dear lord this is awful

boyfriend!jooheon
  • first of all, sNUGGLES
  • this boy is so soft already pls can you imagine how much softer he’d be when he’s with you
  • he’d just grab your head and smother your face in kisses out of nowhere
  • then he’d smile so big after seeing how flustered (or annoyed) you get
  • and when he’s tired after a long day he’ll just come and lay on the couch with his head in your lap and his arms around you
  • and you’d play with his hair and he’d fall asleep so fast and so peacefully
  • when you’re sad he’d do aegyo to cheer you up
  • he’d also do aegyo to get what he wants which you hATE bc it works
  • sometimes he asks you to do aegyo
  • you say no
  • he does aegyo to get you do it
  • and you give in and do it and hE DIES HE LOVES IT SO MUCH
  • EVEN IF ITS AWFUL HED LOVE IT SO MUCH AND KEEP SAYING HOW ADORABLE YOU ARE
  • he’d always give you backhugs and nuzzle his head into your neck
  • when you’re tired and cuddling with him he’d rub your back underneath your shirt
  • also can i just say… the !!!gREATEST!!! ORAL SEX!!!! have you seen those heavenly lips and the way he raps pls it would be heavenly
  • also…. really amazing passionate makeout sessions dear lord i need some water
  • he’d write so many songs about you oh my god
  • and as soon as he makes a new one he shows it to you before anyone else
  • bc your opinion and advice would be his #1 priority
  • when you really like a song and tell him how amazing it is and how amazing HE is he’d get so happy and smile so big and be like “really?!!?!? you like it?!?!?”
  • that would always be the happiest moment to him omg
  • he’d just admire you all the time even when you’re sitting there doing nothing
  • he’d think you’re the sexiest and most beautiful girl in the world and he’d constantly tell you that
  • especially when you’re having a bad day
  • even when you look your worst, he’d genuinely look at you like it’s the first time he saw you
  • he’d make you believe it too
  • he’d just have you feeling like you’re the only girl in the world he’d be so genuinely in love with you



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Shopping around
  • (A/N to clarify, Dianna is pregnant in this one)
  • Dianna: Where are you going?
  • Steve: I have to go grocery shopping
  • Dianna: Can I come?
  • Steve: Sure
  • Dianna: What is a store like?
  • Steve: There is a lot of food and things, we need-
  • Dianna: ICE CREAM? :D
  • Steve: yes, ice cream
  • Dianna: yay!
  • -when they get there-
  • Steve: okay Dianna stick with me
  • Dianna:
  • Steve: DIANNA
  • Steve: oh my god I lost her
  • Steve: where would she be
  • Store speakers: Clean up in dairy department
  • Steve: oh dear lord
  • Steve, walks over to ice cream: Aw that's cute
  • Steve: WAIT DIANNA
  • Dianna, mouth full of ice cream: Hmm?
  • *steve cutely wipes her face a bit*
  • Steve, laughing: You have to buy it first
  • Dianna: Then why did you say aw?
  • Steve: Because you look cute
  • Dianna, blushing and smiling: I'm sorry
  • Steve: okay so yeah let's buy that but-
  • Dianna, running off somewhere else:
  • Steve: WAIT
  • Dianna: THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS!
  • Steve: I know right
  • Steve: but we need to focus on getting you some snacks
  • Dianna: okay, how can I help?
  • Steve: well what are you craving
  • Dianna: what is that thing you put between the bread with the red stuff?
  • Steve: peanut butter
  • Dianna: yes I- WHAT IS THIS
  • Steve: I'm never gonna finish am I

anonymous asked:

Todoroki scenario where his crush confronts him about his family issues and emotional baggage and how he can talk her or about it. He refuses saying she wouldn't understand. So she admits she wouldn't bc of her lack of parents and being an orphan. ANGSTYYYY

Oh dear lord, what have you done to me, Non. 


His eyes grew big as he just realized what he had done to his partner.
Their body shook friviously, hands were clenched into fists resting at both of their sides. They were biting their lips in a desperate way to hold their feelings back but it was futile. This was Todoroki Shouto’s fault.

He has hurt them in the most awful and selfish way, causing their usual calm and understanding self to burst out, even yelling at him. Even though it was just them being worried about him, caring for him, carefully prodding the topic of his family. It was a grief mistake but he noticed too late as tears were slowly running down their cheeks, disgracing their beautiful face.

Right now they had all right to hate him because it was him who raised his voice first, accusing them of having no clue about how he was feeling, about not understanding what he was going through at the moment.

Todoroki must admit though, he also had the right to refuse to tell them something he was still uncomfortable with. Yet it was wrong to have stated such a cruel thing while he himself didnt even know anything about their background.

It wasnt something that ever crossed his mind, never considered to ask them about their family, their story while just focussing on his own problems and pathetically drowning in his own misery. All of a sudden frustration was building up inside of him, thoughts of being the worst lover climbing up to his brain.

They were giving him so many things and.. His head started to throb.
„I’m sorry…“, not even being able to look into their eyes his gaze fell to the ground beside him. Was it alright to embrace them right now?
Or did they rather prefer him to leave? Insecure of what to do the male carefully took a step back and chose the second option.

„I- I should leave.“ Feeling overwhelmingly ashamed about hurting the person he loved, doubt hit him like a waterfill if he ever deserved their kindness from the very beginning of their relationship. Their support, their affection. Actually he had questioned himself that shortly before they became an item, but… Damn it.

In the need to gather his thoughts, Todoroki turned away and left for his room, trying to consider their current circumstances. The sound of their sobs that became quieter the more the distance grew between them as his legs carried him away were weighing on his mind, not seeming to have the intention to leave.

What has he done?


No you are a wonderful lover Shouto, dont think that //crees
I hope this is alright….

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Imagine young Sirius who is just getting his beard around his 7th year, calling you kitten. Oh god o/////o and he puts his jacket around your shoulders! and he’s got that half smile with one fang poking his bottom lip! Dear lord smite me! ♡\\♡


You and Sirius were sitting at the edge of the Black Lake, skipping stones and telling terrible, corny jokes. He was trying to convince you that he was hilarious and through telling such awful jokes he was actually making you giggle.

“Sirius enough,” You grinned, tossing a rock into the water with a quiet ‘plop’. 

He burst out laughing. “That was pathetic!” Just to emphasize he tossed his own stone and the two of you watched it skip five or six times before sinking.

“What’s pathetic is your sense of humor,” You grumbled, leaning against his side and wrapping your arms around yourself. It was getting colder.

“Oh please, Kitten. I am the funniest person you know.”

“Maybe the funniest looking person I know.” 

He laughed quietly and started to shimmy out of his huge droopy jacket, accidentally elbowing you in the shoulder. 

You yelped out in surprise. “Sirius!” You whined, leaning away from him dramatically. He flushed. 

“Sorry. I was trying to be nice. You look cold.”

A smile crept onto your lips and you looked away for a moment. “You are an absolute dork…” You muttered, letting him wrap the jacket around your shoulders. “Thank you.”

“No problem, Kitten. Maybe now that you aren’t frozen you can skip a rock.”


@fangpire-love

OK BUT CONSIDER:

it starts as a rumour but soon, every damn person on base knows that jyn and cassian got married and they’re all a little in awe. bc who the hell can keep up a relationship when fighting a war??? wHOA they must be so wise and knowledgable bout love…….

so jyn keeps getting asked for relationship advice, oh dear lord. bc UR MARRIED U KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO ??? SHOULD I TELL HIM I LIKE HIM??? HOW DO I GET OVER HER??? ARE WE MOVING TOO FAST????? hELP ??????

and the only answer jyn can ever give is

“……..kill em”

confused-angel-in-a-trenchcoat  asked:

deAR LORD HOW WOULD 2D REACT ABOUT HIS S/O TELLING HIM THEY'RE PREGNANT

OH MY LORD WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME


-There are tears in his eyes 

-He hasn’t said a word yet. 

-Just tears slowly piling up 

-”W-… Are you serious?” 

-You nod and confirm that yes, you are indeed, serious. 

-The biggest smile ever witnessed by a human being spreads across his face

-”I’m gonna be a dad?”

-AW OMG 

-He picks you up and twirls you around in a hug, gives you lots of little butterfly kisses, 

-kneels down in front of your belly and rests his hands on it. 

-says hello to the kid o h mygod 

-SINGS LULLABIES TO YOUR STOMACH EVERY NIGHT DO N’T EVEN GET ME STARTED

fabulousnerdgurl  asked:

How the boys in the RFA would react to a secretly self-loathing MC? As in, she (or he) doesn't say it outright, but they do little things like stare at themselves in the mirror, judging. Or making lighthearted jokes that inside they take seriously

Jumin:

- He calls you on it after only a few self-deprecating jokes
- “Why do you say such things about yourself?”
- Your silence sort of says it all; they weren’t really jokes, were they? 
- And, listen — this boy worships the ground you walk on. He’s made it explicitly clear he’s not going to stand for Anybody hurting you, and you were no exception to that. 
- He asks you to explain your feelings about yourself, and he listens intently, processing. And you go into great detail; laying out all of the things you hated about yourself before him.
- “…and, I just feel like I’m not good enough to love you.”
- That strikes a nerve.
- Taking both of your hands in his, leaning in close, letting his intense gaze linger on you, he begins reciting your list of why you hated yourself back to you, but he tweaks his responses just slightly.
- “Yes, it’s true you didn’t grow up in a ‘refined’ setting, but god if you aren’t a breath of fresh air for me. You’re a ray of clumsy, awkward, beautiful light in a sea of dark suits and business discussions over wine. Don’t you see that?”
- Despite the faults you find in yourself, he loves you dearly. All of you.

Zen:

- Once your relationship with Zen becomes public knowledge, the amount of pictures you’re in increases drastically. Unsurprisingly, most are on Zen’s instagram, snapchat, and various other social media platforms of his.
- He sees you looking at them daily, and he’s pleased because he thinks that hey, MC looks at these all the time, that means they like seeing us together!!
- One afternoon he comes home and finds you glued to your phone, thumb scrolling quickly and occasionally screenshotting whatever it was you were looking at.
- He approaches from behind, and from over your shoulder he sees that you’re not looking at pictures of the two of you; you’re looking at the comments.
- Zen feels himself deflate as his eyes begin scanning over the comments.
- Just…awful comment after awful comment after dear lord, how could anyone say that?
- He pulls the phone out of your hand, surprising you, and is about to just exit out of the app when his eyes see the tiny letters in the search bar – MC hate
- And oh
- He already knows, but he goes into your photos anyway and sees the folder titled “comments” that had over 100 screenshots. 
- It all sort of clicks for him, and he almost doesn’t believe it because you’re so beautiful, so handsome, so perfect and how could you believe these awful things about yourself?
- You apologize, and he tells you no, don’t, it’s not your fault. You…You couldn’t help that you saw that in yourself, right? Seeing it said enough instilled it in you. He knew.
- He deletes the pictures and tosses your phone aside before joining you on the couch and wrapping himself around you, just aching to comfort you. He knew these wounds needed time to heal, that self hatred didn’t just vanish because of a few compliments and a cuddle session, but he would be there whispering encouragement and praise til the bitter end because you’re his everything, and you deserve to know how much he loves you.

Yoosung:

- Admittedly, he’d always taken your especially hateful comments about yourself as jokes. He never would have imagined you meant anything by them.
- Until one night when you got drunk and began spilling all of the details about your self hatred to him.
- “A-And, like…I’m really fucking ugly, you know? And,” hiccup, “You’re so much better than me, y’know, Yoosung? You’re so pretty and nice and good and I’m just. Awful. Sometimes I’m not sure if you really love me, or you just feel bad for me.”
- And Yoosung is just stunned into silence.
- It was such a cliche thing to say, but really, he’d never dreamed that someone so bright and beautiful and overall amazing could ever do anything less than love yourself.
- He wanted to argue, he wanted to scream that no, MC you’re so amazing, how could even begin to think that about yourself? Of course I love you, I love you more than anything, how could you…
- But he wasn’t going to argue with a drunk person. So he tucks you in bed with a bottle of water and a few Tylenol at your bedside and thought about just how he was going to broach the subject with you.
- Be it fortunate or unfortunate, you wake up remembering everything you told Yoosung. 
- “So, uh, about last night–”
- The conversation following is awkward and makes the two of you uncomfortable, but it all needs to be said and in the end it’s better for the two of you.
- Yoosung takes the day to just hang out with you, reiterating in any way he can how important you are to him and how wonderful he thinks you are.

Jaehee:

- As an assistant, Jaehee has gained the ability to watch and read a situation without anyone taking much notice of her.
- She’s also learned patience working under Jumin, so she takes her time in unravelling the issue regarding you and your, quite truthfully, blatant self esteem issues.
- It was subtle at its most extreme, but even then Jaehee could tell in an instant. She knew the sorriful gaze that you give yourself in the mirror each morning as you’re dressing. She knew the way your whole body seemed to wilt when you did something you considered inadequate. She knew the look on your face that hinted at the tears burning behind your eyes when someone came up and began flirting with Jaehee.
- Jaehee had lived all of those things, once upon a time.
- So she broaches the subject carefully. Sits the both of you down on the couch, cups of your favorite beverages in your hands and one of Zen’s DVDs that you both enjoy playing in the background. 
- “MC, I’d like to tell you something about myself, if that’s alright?” 
- She knows that this isn’t an easy or comfortable subject for anyone, so she figures that she can get you a bit more comfortable and share a bit of herself with you all at the same time.
- So she does, explaining gently the inadequacy and self-loathing she felt when she was younger. How she never felt loved in her home, how even though she did her best in everything her aunt never was proud, how she had, once upon a time, succumb to the lowest of lows in the self-esteem department.
- “And the main point of me telling you this is…I feel that you may be feeling similar feelings of self hate. And I want to help you, so please, let me.”
- The day ends with the two of you having a long talk about things, and generally just letting you get everything off your chest. It wouldn’t solve things, but it was a start.

Seven:

- Seven is the worst and best person to be around if you hate yourself honestly
- The worst because god damn this boy hates himself too but he’s not gonna tell you that
- If you start in on the self deprecating jokes, he’s going to be right there with you
- “Shit I lost this guest I hate myself lolol”
- “I’ve been at this one job for weeks I hate myself too lololol”
- You two are the worst
- But, at the same time, Seven is super perceptive. And crazy in love with you. So when he gets suspicion that hey, maybe MC’s not really joking, he is on your ass immediately.
- Being a sneaky bastard he starts giving you compliments rapid-fire and watching your reactions. 
- “Hey just so you know you’re perfect and I love you so much!!”
- “Uh, thanks Sev.”
- Yeah, he smells bullshit. You’re ignoring his affection and praise like it’s the plague or something.
- He calls you on it immediately. Why do you hate yourself, you’re so amazing, don’t you see how wonderful you are?? Why are you doing this to yourself??
- Now it’s your turn to call bullshit. “And what about you?? You’re just as bad as me!”
- Queue couple fighting over how much they hate themselves
- After a particularly petty fight, mostly comprised of you’re worse and no, you are! you both take a few minutes to chill out before seriously talking.
- You’re both awful in the self-esteem department, and both could stand to love yourselves a little more.
- It’s generally about correcting each other on little slip ups of self-deprecation and cheering each other up after really bad days, but slowly you come to think of yourselves highly with the others help. Oh sweet love borne out of hating yourselves

(x)

Time for another speculative theory… In ASIB prior to the Christmas scene, suppose Sherlock had been mistakenly informed that Molly had a boyfriend. He was especially agitated during this scene. Now this was probably due to the fact that all these people were in his flat. But maybe there was more to it. Why did he go after Molly here unless there was something that we don’t know about. He seemed so determined to prove that Molly’s present was for her boyfriend that it completely blinded him from the fact that it could be for anyone else (or himself!). 

Let’s work through the whole scene. It starts out with Sherlock playing the violin near the window. As others have pointed out, every time Sherlock is expecting Molly at Baker St., he is near or looking out the window prior to her arrival. In this scene, it cuts away right after he steps toward the window and shows the outside of the building just as a cab drives by. I watched this very closely and it appears that he looks out just as it cuts away. In the previous scene, Sherlock is playing the violin and watches out the window as Mycroft leaves so it would make sense that in this scene he would be playing as he watches for as someone arrives. Playing the violin would give him an excuse to casually walk around and look out the window for Molly without anyone noticing. I’m guessing this party is just a casual, drop-by-whenever type of get-together. We know that Molly was invited because no one was surprised to see her, so Sherlock would have known to expect her. He finishes playing his song and proceeds with trying to figure out Jeanette’s name in his slightly annoyed mood (which gets worse when Molly arrives), not caring about her or John’s feelings. In fact, he seems to want to ruin everyone’s relationships as he later informs Lestrade that his wife is sleeping with a p.e. teacher and that John’s sister is still drinking, again all without remorse.

Molly arrives all dressed up, bearing gifts. “Oh, dear Lord.” Now this comment can be taken different ways. I think it’s due to her fancy appearance. Look at his eyes when he sees her walk in. They’re wide open and he stares at her for a minute. He wasn’t expecting her to be so dressed up and he’s probably never seen her like this before, since he mostly sees her at work. He says it sarcastically, but I think he is hiding his genuine surprise. After Molly walks in, Sherlock avoids looking at her. She takes off her coat with everyone in awe. She tries to make eye contact with Sherlock, but he busies himself with the computer, deliberately trying to distract himself. He can’t help but listen to the conversation though and add his biting remarks.

Molly makes conversation with everyone. She makes the joke to Mrs. Hudson about doing post-mortems. “Don’t make jokes, Molly” Sherlock says almost affectionately.  I think Sherlock liked this joke. He couldn’t help commenting. He has a morbid sense of humor just like Molly. To me the subtext here is “I appreciate the joke but these people don’t, so it’s probably not a good idea”. We find out that Sherlock chats with Molly, possibly as they work together at Barts, and has told her about everyone’s holiday plans. She finally gets Sherlock to look over at her briefly by teasing about his complaining. 

Sherlock proceeds to get crankier until he finally can’t stand it anymore. He has to find out who Molly’s boyfriend is. He has been thinking about it since she walked in and has now reached the breaking point. He picks up the present to peek at the label, but not before showing off a little. His deductions seem like rather a stretch unless he had heard something about a possible boyfriend. He jumps to some pretty hasty conclusions (she’s serious about him? long-term hopes?… getting a little ahead of ourselves aren’t we, Sherlock?). He thinks the reason she’s dressed up is because she’s seeing him later. This would explain why he’s gotten more agitated since she’s arrived. His jealousy has manifested itself as annoyance with everyone and trying to prove he is right.

Sherlock has a reason to worry about Molly having a boyfriend. The last guy Molly dated was Moriarty so Sherlock is probably feeling protective of her knowing what he does now. I wonder if he’s told Molly who Jim from I.T. really is. Either way, he has now met Moriarty and knows this same man went out with Molly. It would seem natural that he would worry about her since they work together often.

Sherlock’s focus on Molly’s boyfriend causes him to be wrong. His jealousy has gotten in the way of his deductions and causes him to hurt her. For the first time we see his feelings get in the way of his reasoning, the very thing he tries to avoid. 

Sherlock is shocked. You can see it on his face. Not only is he wrong, but even worse he has hurt Molly. What started out as friendly teasing ended up going horribly wrong. She calls him out on the awful things he says. He tries to walk away, but can’t. Whether he was aware of it before or not, Sherlock realizes now that he cares for Molly and that he really screwed up. He apologizes and kisses her on the cheek to the shock of everyone else. His phone goes off and he gets distracted with Irene’s present still feeling awful. John tries joking with him about about the number of texts he’s gotten, but he’s not in the mood. He sets Molly’s present on his desk and we are left to guess what it could be. I also wonder what would have happened had his phone not gone off… 

Later on in the episode Molly asks him about Irene’s phone: “Is it your girlfriend’s?”. “You think she’s my girlfriend because I’m x-raying her possessions.” Molly says “well, we all do silly things”. I think Molly is referring to how he deduced she had a boyfriend because of how she wrapped a present. They were both trying to figure out if the other was seeing someone or not and made hasty deductions. They are both interested in each other’s relationship status.

This is all before the big breakthrough Sherlock has with Molly in TRF, but I think it’s where their relationship really starts to change. Sherlock, who has never cared about what he says to others, including everyone else he taunted at Christmas, realizes Molly is different. He didn’t like how he felt after he hurt Molly and I think at this moment he resolves to treat her better. And Molly knows that she can stand up for herself and challenges Sherlock to be the better man that she knows he can be.

So I have a habit of livetexting everything I read/watch to the person who got me into it, and it's generally regarded as quite amusing. My dear friend Mycroft recently got me into Young Wizards, and he suggested that I put one of my livetexts up on Tumblr as my introduction into the fandom. So here goes "Iago reads High Wizardry" (lightly edited to make reading easier).
  • Iago: *picks up High Wizardry* Here we go.
  • Iago: Oh god. Setting up a computer in the nineties. This should be fun.
  • Iago: Dari wearing a Star Wars shirt makes me incredibly happy.
  • Iago: Nita's parents affronted by the fact that Dari can set up the computer without instructions is just perfect.
  • Mycroft: Dairine is the best Star Wars nerd.
  • Iago: She also likes X-Men, which is perfect.
  • Iago: "The sure way to make the world work for you was to know everything. Dairine sat home and busied herself with conquering the world." New favorite character? I think so.
  • Mycroft: I think she became like half the fandom's favorite character at that exact moment. Myself included--I can definitely relate.
  • Iago: *laughs* At least I'm in good company, then.
  • Iago: I hope Dari eventually conquers the world. We couldn't have a better ruler.
  • Mycroft: Amen to THAT.
  • Iago: Oh sweet lord Dari took the Oath we're all toast.
  • Iago: Dari with a lightsaber is a terrifying thought.
  • Iago: Dari's going to have an affinity for computer systems, isn't she?
  • Iago: Awwwww, Nita's upset that Kit didn't notice her new boobs!
  • Mycroft: Also consider this- since Dari took the Oath, she could probably make a lighsaber out of wizardry if she really wanted.
  • Iago: Oh sweet minty Jesus we're fucked.
  • Iago: Oh look, Dari's created a second computer.
  • Mycroft: It's always good to have backups...
  • Iago: It's her Wizard's manual, isn't it?
  • Mycroft: I'm saying nothingggggg.
  • Iago: It's totally her manual. It's fucking taking her to Mars as we speak,
  • Mycroft: Okay yes. That is a thing.
  • Iago: Obviously that means she has an affinity for computers. I'm a writer. i know these things.
  • Iago: It also means that she might have and easier time with wizardry that Kit and Nita, because she just has to command the computer.
  • Mycroft: Brace yourself for the "computer wizard" puns. They're gonna happen.
  • Iago: YUS
  • Iago: How convenient is it that two of the *four* North American Senior Wizards live within relative spitting distance of our main characters?
  • Iago: Wait, puberty gives you more power? Fuck, why wasn't *I* a wizard? That could have made things a hell of a lot easier.
  • Iago: Souls are one to a customer *on this planet*? The hell does that mean?
  • Mycroft: It's a big, weird Universe out there...
  • Iago: Fair play to you.
  • Iago: Ah, the trouble with going to a place about which you know nothing: you find yourself talking to the luggage. I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point, Dari used the wrong verbs and ended up kissing a complete stranger.
  • Iago: Ah, planet-hopping youth. Always expecting something they're familiar with, when someone more experienced would know not to expect anything.
  • Iago: "Tentacled" being used as a way to describe how people get around brings me much joy.
  • Mycroft: SAME. Also, welcome to the Crossings. You'll be seeing a lot of it.
  • Iago: Oh boy. That sounds ominous.
  • Mycroft: Well, I mean it's a popular travel hub.
  • Iago: Fair enough.
  • Iago: Oh my god are those actually dinosaurs.
  • Iago: Holy shit it's like a bloodhound but it's a dinosaur yes good I approve of this.
  • Iago: Oh shit, now she's covering her trail. How the hell are Kit and Nita going to fin her
  • Iago: God, this galaxy sounds beautiful.
  • Iago: Kit and Nita in a "permanent partnership". *waggles eyebrows*
  • Mycroft: INDEED.
  • Mycroft: They're so adorably awkward.
  • Iago: Especially at thirteen and fourteen. This is perfect.
  • Iago: And we're back to Nita considering asking Kit what he thinks about "things".
  • Mycroft: Bless her beautiful relatable awkwardness.
  • Iago: Yes, Tom, tell the magical children to go to major law enforcement authorities. That can't possibly backfire in your face.
  • Iago: planet-sized computer chip = yes good.
  • Mycroft: Wasn't it terrifying when Dairine thought she'd fried her Manual. Stranded in the middle of a distant unexplored planet is not the greatest time for that.
  • Iago: It was too far from the end of the book for her to be dead just yet.
  • Iago: Ah! She's teaching it and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
  • Iago: Oo! Dairine's manual is learning, too!
  • Iago: Oh god is she going to make the planet a wizard
  • Mycroft: ...MAYBE
  • Iago: Goody.
  • Mycroft: By the way, you didn't say anything about the Doctor's cameo...
  • Iago: Oh, of *course* that was him. I was wondering why he felt familiar. Which incarnation was that supposed to be?
  • Mycroft: Five. He's Diane Duane's favorite.
  • Iago: Ahhhh. Makes sense why I didn't quite catch it, then. I've never seen a Five story, and I really know very little about him.
  • Iago: oh god it was a *birthing* room?
  • Iago: "Kit, I didn't do it for you 'some'. I did it for you 'pretty much'."
  • Iago: I FUCKING SHIP IT SO GODDAMN HARD RIGHT NOW.
  • Mycroft: YES GOOD JOIN US
  • Iago: IS THERE SOME KIND OF INITIATION CEREMONY OR AM I JUST IN
  • Iago: BECAUSE I WILL WRITE FANFIC IF NECESSARY.
  • Mycroft: FANFIC IS ALWAYS GOOD
  • Iago: Also, That Fucker just blew up a star to kill Kit and Nita. How rude.
  • Mycroftt: Are we calling the Lone Power That Fucker now because I totally approve
  • Iago: We totally can. I figured that capitalizing the first letters of any creative epithet I come up with would get the point across.
  • Mycroft: And it totally did.
  • Iago: Aw, Dairine's making friends with the circuit turtles!
  • Mycroft: With!
  • Iago: Is that its name?
  • Iago: Apparently not. Too bad, that would have been cute.
  • Iago: Gigo's nice, too, though
  • Iago: Mycroft I want a circuit turtle
  • Iago: Oh my god Dairine has just created a new race.
  • Mycroft: YUP
  • Iago: Good lord she *could* take over the world.
  • Mycroft: I would probably support this.
  • Iago: We wouldn't be able to stop her. We probably wouldn't *want* to stop her.
  • Iago: Oh dear god the circuit turtles are going to take over the Universe
  • Mycroft: I think it's more like... reprogramming
  • Iago: They're going to remake the whole damn thing!
  • Iago: I legitimately do not know what the Lone Asshat wants from this encounter.
  • Iago: Oh my god Dari has just used one of my favorite lines.
  • Iago: "You're so full of it that if you had eyes, they'd be brown."
  • Iago: Ah, mental contact. Solves everyone's problems
  • Iago: *flailing* Dari!
  • Iago: GODDAMMIT MYCROFT IF SHE HAS TO DIE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE I QUIT LIFE
  • Iago: Nita and Kit showed up in the nick of time, and honest to god I was waiting for a, "Surprise, bitch."
  • Iago: "One might be intending to cripple or destroy that Power, but there was no need to be rude about it."
  • Iago: AND WHY NOT
  • Iago: RUDE IS FUN
  • Iago: WHY IS NITA USING HER LIFE FORCE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S THE WORST IDEA
  • Iago: PEACH
  • Iago: *incoherent shrieking*
  • Iago: MYCROFT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END YOU WHY DID YOU GET ME INTO A SERIES THAT HURTS SO MUCH
  • Iago: WAIT A SECOND HAS DAIRINE ACTUALLY BECOME GOD
  • Iago: SHE HAS SHE'S TOTALLY GOD
  • Iago: JEELSUS CRUST HOW
  • Iago: SHE CREATED A SPECIES AND NOW SHE'S ALMIGHTY WE MAY AS WELL JUST START WORSHIPPING HER
  • Iago: WAIT NO FUCK SHE CAN'T DIE SHE'S GOD
  • Iago: PICCHU. PICCHU IS BACK. IN A DIFFERENT FORM BUT FUCK I'LL TAKE IT.
  • Iago: THEY ARE ALL ALIVE
  • Iago: OH MY GOD NO ONE DIED
  • Iago: NO ONE ACTUALLY DIED HOLY SHIT
  • Iago: EXCUSE ME WHILE I ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND, SCREAMING FOR JOY

sugarandspice-chan  asked:

What are the boys like when drunk?

Ayato: NINJAS Oh dear lord once this guy has had enough. All the awful puns and pick up lines, all that slurring in his speech and the swaying from side to side– you’re bound to facepalm at least the whole freaking time. Once he sees a pair of boobs, he’s motorboating them like a horny virgin in a blink of an eye.

Kanato: He becomes rather kind, almost as if he was a pure angel in the form of a little boy. He’s there to listen to all of your worries and console you the best he can; he’s actually very good at it. But alas, he doesn’t do that exactly, uhm… quietly. He talks VERY LOUD LIKE THIS SO WATCH OUT.

Laito: He’ll be remarking of every indecent act or word that he happens to witness and he becomes very rational. He gasps A LOT because of this. If you say the word “boob”, be prepared to hear a horrified scolding from him. How truly indecent, shame on you!

Shuu: “Shuu. Hey Shuu, I–” Bam, he starts laughing and he never stops. Whatever you say to this guy, he’ll find it the joke of the year. He’ll be repeating “Hehe, good one…” alot. In short: this guy makes the less sense once he has had a few too many shots.

Reiji: Mother, is that you? Yes, he becomes the motherly caretaker of everyone. He gets moved very easily, so dramatic sobbing is what you’ll find him doing often. For his brothers, there is only one thing he wants them to know: how very proud he is of those rascals.

Subaru: He becomes a very happy-go-lucky and giggly person. He wants to be buddies with everyone, much to their dismay. He loves to prank others. His bubbly disposition isn’t as bad as Kou’s regular one though, but the triplets sure like to tease him of it. That is why he hates alcohol and barely ever touches it. Kou ruined it for him for good.

Ruki: He becomes a slurring nerd who wants you to sit back and listen to every nerdy little fact he’s about to tell you. He’ll grab your shoulders and stare into your soul, ensuring that you stay focused. He’s not very convincing when he insists how serious he is when you laugh at him.

Kou: He becomes extremely clingy and snuggles anyone he sees. He’s telling everyone how he loves them and how wonderful everything is, even the existence of a simple door. How truly marvelous indeed. In fact, his inner cat is what gets brought forth when he has had a few too many drinks. He legit purrs and meows even if he has no reason to do so.

Yuma: He never shuts up. Carrot-sama this, sugar-chan that… and then suddenly, he dozes off. After ten seconds, he’s back at it again, worshipping his possessions. Yep, he becomes oddly narcoleptic. And of course, Kou is there for him to tease him about the resemblence to Shuu.

Azusa: He becomes a little hyperactive, spinning around in circles as that makes him dizzy and he likes the feeling of it. Half of his sentences are barely comprehensible. He tends to trip over things all the time, even over air because of his reduced sense of balance.

Carla: He loans the words of Shakespeare in every other of his sentences. He might in fact just start reading his plays out loud by heart. He will also certainly become a charming gentleman, praising you of your outstanding and fabulous looks, even when you’ve got the most horrid bed head going wild.

Shin: He… becomes mentally unstable, is what you could call it? He loses the sense of rationality and just keeps switching between his vampire and wolf form. He might start a sentence in his vampire form and end it in his wolf form. He officially loses it and it’s like he doesn’t even know what form he is in at which moment.

anonymous asked:

Oh dear lord I just saw your art even tho I've been following you for a long ass time and I pretty much died from the cuteness 😁 I love the way you draw chibi natsu 😍

Aw thank you so much 😍💕!!

anonymous asked:

can u do saphael fluff for me having a bad day during finals?

Oh dear lord yes of course! I hate finals week so much thank god I got that over with for this year it was absolutely awful. So yes, we gonna fluff this shit up with some fucking cute ass headcanons alrighty here we go.

  • So first off, Raphael is a total cuddler. He is so stiff and formal in everyday life that the first time he hugged Simon, initiated a hug with Simon I should say because Simon totally loves hugs and already initiated like fifty short little hello or goodbye hugs (because he knows Raphael is quite yet comfortable enough with him and their mutual emotions for hello and goodbye kisses and he is totally okay with that).
  • Anyway the first time he initiated a hug with Simon, the nerd was so shocked he actually froze for so long that Raphael had time to realize Simon wasn’t hugging back and started freaking out because he was terrified he did something wrong and that was a lot of stress and panic piling on to the stress and worry that had led him to the initiating of the hug in the first place and Raphael started to pull away and was already rambling out apologies and excuses by the time Simon snapped out of his surprise.
  • Simon of course immediately reassured him by pulling him back into a hug and whispering that Raphael surprised him that was all and that Raphael was welcome to hugs anytime he wanted them and that Simon was always there to talk if Raphael needed it because he knew leading the vampire clan had to be stressful, especially now as the Shadow World reorganized itself after the final defeat of Sebastian.
  • Raphael finally started to open up after this and Simon was completely and utterly shocked at how cuddly his boyfriend really was. (Lily of course found this hilarious because she was of course the only other person Raphael trusted enough to open up to about this side of him. She was the one who told Simon that Raphael loved having his hair stroked.)
  • Simon was endlessly thankful for that little tidbit of information because it led to almost daily cuddle sessions where Simon would lounge on the couch and Raphael would lay his slightly smaller frame over Simon and rest his head on Simon’s chest so Simon could stroke his hair and hold him close. (Raphael would forever deny that he was at his happiest during those quiet moments between the pair)
  • But Simon’s absolutely favorite memory had to be when, after an extremely long and relaxing cuddle session was interrupted by an extremely apologetic Lily with news of a younger vampire stuck in New York as the sunrise was approaching, Raphael rolled off Simon’s chest with a drawn-out sigh and a muttered curse in Spanish before he bent down to give Simon a sweet, sleepy, completely clean kiss before leaving the room, leaving Simon behind to lay there in utter shock that Raphael just kissed him, for the very first time, and seemed to not even have noticed that he did.
  • (This was made even better when, after they got back, Lily told him that Raphael had gotten all the way out of the hotel and into the van before he realized that he had just kissed Simon and then proceeded to have an, as she put it, ‘adorable freak-out of epic proportions’. Simon got Raphael to stop pouting by giving him a peck on the cheek and telling him that he was welcome to Simon’s lips whenever he was feeling up for it.)
  • (Kissing happened a lot more after that.)
  • Simon was ecstatic that his boyfriend was happy. The kissing was just a bonus. (A very nice bonus though.)
FFXV Bonus Ravus and Drautos: Teaching s/o How to drive...
  • <p> <b>Ravus:</b> My dear you only need one foot if you use both it won’t end well.<p/><b>Ravus:</b> we just passed 3 red lights and we almost ran over a pedestrian……Maybe we should call it quits..<p/><b>Ravus:</b> (Oh my god!! How can someone drive this awful!! King Regis help me!!)<p/><b>Ravus:</b> (thank the gods we ran out of gas), maybe we should walk. Its alright though i don’t blame you, pretty sure it was King Regis fault somehow…<p/><b>Ravus:</b> (maybe you should drive for king Regis, his fate would be sealed that way) Oh nothing dear..just glad to be home.. *smiles*<p/><b>Drautos:</b> Just keep your eyes on the road….were about 600 feet from the next car you dont need to break now…<p/><b>Drautos:</b> I’m pretty sure I’m more qualified to drive…*mumbles* lord where’s a hero when you need one…</p><p/><b>Drautos:</b> (The hell was that…..that wasn’t even legal!!) Just Stay Calm, you’ve got this..<p/><b>Drautos:</b> you know I can have one of my men drive you around, I did teach Nyx how to drive…he did pretty well<p/><b>Drautos:</b> You know dear yellow light does mean slow down, Not run the light….<p/><b>Drautos:</b> Maybe i should assign you to shotgun…its okay though honey, I’ll still love you from there.<p/><b></b> Hope you guys like, this concludes the driving experience. 😂😂<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Blurb about cuddling for the first time. 4/4 or Muke pleeeaassseee

oh my GOD OKAY so i feel like luke would be really shy about it but you would obv think it was the cutest thing ever bc its luCAS HEMMINGS AKA THE CUTEST THING EVER??? anyway so it would probably be the first time you were over at his place and you guys were planning to watch a movie and so you guys would sit on the couch and there would be some cheesy chick flick playing and it would be a little awkward at first bc you guys were just kinda sitting there but then he wouLD JUST MURMUR “C’mere” AND BRING YOU UNDER HIS LONG ASS ARMS AND JUST WRAP YOU UP AND MAYBE LAY A TINY LITTLE KISS ON YOUR FOREHEAD AND I JUST GODDAMMIT WOW OKAY

okAY so mikey would probably be pretty confident about it and you would be at his place maybe playing video games or watching some TV show and you would probably get frustrated bc you lost or something happened in the show and you would just pout and he woULD JUST PULL YOU INTO HIS LAP AND FLOP YOU BOTH DOWN ON THE COUCH OR BED AND JUST RUB YOUR BACK AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR HAIR AND IT’D JUST BE SUPER CUTE AW AW AW

jeSUS OKAY LETS DO THIS SO CALUM OH LORD CALum he would be so cute like you two would have probably planned a really cute date but lets be honest you were feeling like shit bc you had a cold and a sore throat and it just was a bad day and you really didn’t want to but you had to cancel and you could hear his pout ((dear lord that pout)) over the phone and you were scared that he was mad and wouldn’t want to see you again so you just lay down on your bed and just sit there in defeat and disappointed that you couldn’t make it and you would just fall asleep but then like literally 10 minutes later you hear a knock on your door so you just groan and get the door and caLUM IS STANDING THERE WITH LIKE MEDICINE AND A TEDDY BEAR AND AW IT’D BE SUPER CLICHE AND CUTE AND HE WOULD BRING YOU TO YOUR ROOM AND PUT ON A MOVIE AND JUST LET YOU COMPLETELY CURL INTO HIM AND HE WOULDNT CARE IF YOU WERE SICK BECAUSE HE JUST REALLY LIKED BEING THERE WITH YOU AND THIS IS GETTING REALLY LONG BUT AW AW AW AW AW CALUM

okay so i took like a 3 minute break bc i had to recover from the last one but okay ashton oh my god okay so you two would just be like in your kitchen or something making dinner or a snack and you would both be kinda new to the relationship and he would just come up behind you and wrap his arms around your waist and lAY HIS HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND ROCK YOU BOTH BACK AND FORTH AND YOU’D JUST CUDDLE INTO HIM AND HE’D RUN HIS LONG ASS FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR AND YOU TWO WOULD JUST STAND THERE FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE FOREVER JUST ENJOYING EACH OTHERS PRESENCE AND WOW OKAY IM SO DONE WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME OKAY BYE

The Drunkalypse 5.4 “Sons of the Harpy”

6/10 Angry Drogons

First off, thank you to arrestedwesteros for joining me this week in watching the episode, and putting up with me singing Take My Breath Away during the Stonnis scenes from the episode 3 rerun

That being said, we have pirates, foreign exchange students and general confusion, so let’s do it

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juliadelg hi !! i love your fics and i miss them !but well i would like if you write a history about sheldon jealous about amy pass more time with penny and bernie … well i hope you write also happy 2015 !! (Greetings from Argentina)

Hello my friend! It’s been awhile! Thank you so much for the prompt! Happy New Year and I hope you enjoy this little story as much as I enjoyed writing it! <3

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Hamatora Episode 12 Review (the one with feels and crazy laughter and tears and and and---*breathes deeply*) [BTW SPOILER ALERT-->For those who haven't watched the episode yet (you better get to it)]

Ok I’ve recovered from the feels and shock of Hamatora episode 12. It’s been a day and now I’m goo—-*CRIES* Ok never mind I’m not. Anyways, my succession of feelings for this episode.

Before I started the episode: Awmagawd I’m so excited for the final episode!!!

Nice vs. Moral: FK YEAH!

When Moral called Art’s death “insignificant”

Nice defeats Moral: YES.

When Art appeared

When Art killed Moral

When Art pointed the gun at Nice with that heartbreaking line and with that heartbreaking look on Nice

Episode ends with said scene

So as you can see, I’m half crying, half everything. I even made myself a bowl of ramen and I’m still sobbing.

Anyways you can’t just end an episode like this:

And oh dear lord that finishing song of FLAT. //sobs I swear these people who made Hamatora are sadists. //cries I love them, but I hate them too. Such feels. That was the greatest yet worst way to end the season. 

Next, (dabs tears away) I’ll get to my personal feelings that aren’t only sadness and rage, but happy too.

Anyways remember this touching scene?and how all the other characters that Nice-kun met and reached out to texted him supportive stuff?

I was all like aw so cute~ Probs a typical anime where pro pro gets touched by the texts sent by his friends and supporter and everything will turn out well. In some ways it did turn out well, but as we know from many experiences, Hamatora is full of surprises and WTFs and lols and more, so instead we get this:

Wait lemme replay that again in color:

Lol honestly my first reaction was laughter cause this was so amusing. Ofc I was like wot and had a bit of a similar reaction when Moral entered the bar in ep. 11 unscathed. But this part after the phone throwing was cute:

Anyways moving on (I love you Nice-kun bby).

Oh yeah this scene with Moral:

Finally he says it. Go deck him Nice-kun!

Oh no you didn’t bitch. “Insignificant” my ass.

Exactly my reaction.

Next when Art arrives on the scene:

*FANGIRLING SCREAM* I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! Nice ART! (haha lame pun there) Bby you’re back <3

And yes! When Art pays back Moral da motherfaqer the thing he deserves~ Ironic huh? Yep it’s ironic and humorous MORAL. HA. YOU DIE THE SAME WAY THAT YOU KILLED ART.

Then:

Enough said. Not going there again. NOPE.

And I’m done. Anyways I’m making about the next season next so yeah visit my blog sometime later and you might see it o3o

I do not own any of the pictures or gifs or Hamatora (though I wish I did).