oh dear lord he had blonde hair

Kiss, Kiss (cs oneshot)

@bleebug posted prompts and so this happened. Based on

“I don’t know who you are but I will give you $100 if you kiss me to make my ex over there jealous and oh oh dear lord you are a good kisser AU”

But not really true to prompt… 

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“Hi. Sorry.” The female voice carried in the loud bar. Killian turned from his conversation with David and took in the blonde hair and green eyes of the woman that had interrupted them. He smiled his trademark smirk.

“No need to apologize, love.” 

She smiled back her cheeks flushing slightly. “I know you don’t know me but my ex just showed up,” she tipped her head to the other side of the bar. Killian looked over her shoulder and spotted a man nursing a drink and glaring daggers at them. “And I was hoping you could help me make him jealous?”

Killian raised an eyebrow while David scoffed. 

“Nothing complicated. Just some flirting and a kiss. And if you want I can pay you.” She added. 

“Oh. You’re serious?” David said. 

“And why wouldn’t she be?” Killian smacked his friend’s shoulder with the back of his hand. “I’m devilishly handsome and an excellent kisser.” 

The woman rolled her eyes. “So you interested? Or should I keep looking?”
Killian wondered if she could see in his eyes that his heart wasn’t available. If she had approached him because she could somehow tell that he was safe, that he wouldn’t pursue her because he was incapable of being interested in any other woman. He threw a glance at David and it was the disbelieving look he saw there that made up his mind. Maybe it was time he moved on? Maybe this would be a good first step? 

“No need for payment, lass. I am happy to help a lady in distress.” 

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