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The Definition Of Hell For Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type

ESTJ – An incredibly impractical person is put in charge of all of your major life decisions. You have to do whatever they say and are powerless to argue or reason with them.

INFP – Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re pathetic and unoriginal.

INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.

ESFJ – Someone you love is in dire need of practical help and you can’t give it to them. Worse yet, they think you’re refusing to help them out of pettiness and they’re mad at you.

ESFP – You are stuck in a room by yourself for the rest of eternity.

ISTP – The Zombie apocalypse happens but you’re suddenly the world’s weakest fighter and must depend solely on your loved ones to keep you alive.

ENFP – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.

ISFP – You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your art form all day long. Nobody cares that they’re hurting your feelings.

ENFJ – Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently makes things worse for them.

ISFJ – Everyone you love is yelling at each other and it’s all your fault.

ISTJ – You are expected to complete a highly esteemed project with absolutely no guidance as to what’s expected of you.

INFJ – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.

ESTP – You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.

ENTP – Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.

INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.

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(Not) Keeping it Together

These are my reactions/thoughts to the episode in question and not a rating on the episodes quality. So the newest episode of Steven Universe in the Steven Bomb 2.0 and… OH DEAR GOD. (SPOILERS BELOW) 

The episode was great but OH GOD the nightmares I’m gonna have. So… in the episode Steven and the Gems go to the Kindergarten and find Peridot and as awesome as that would be what happens next isn’t, so Steven and Garnet go underground and find what is essentially PIECES of lost Crystal Gems FORCED into fusion. 

These gems whose physical forms are what would happen if you decided to make a body out of nothing but humans odds and ends are HORRIFYING 

especially for Garnet seeing how Garnet herself is a Fusion, and her reaction is rightfully disturbing to the point of breaking down. 

Garnet after defeating the gems is scared and angry reflected in how she speaks as Sapphire

and as Ruby 

and it is quite heart breaking seeing how she is so at odds with herself when most of the time Garnet is at peace and for lack of better term whole. 

Later on Garnet goes on to tell Steven how Fusion is a matter of choice and that those gems didn’t have a choice, how it was wrong of homeworld to force “fusion” and that because these gems had no choice it wasn’t true fusion. So as I’m watching this a thought comes across my head “How horrible it must be to be forced into being one being, god it reminds me of… of- 

NO 

NOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So yeah I’m gonna go lay down in a security blanket and look at pictures of kittens and flowers for about 2 hours. Oh man we still have two more episodes We’re all gonna die.