oh damn thats nice

  • me about my otp: i didn't mean to ship that!
  • my life: ship happens.

Hi honeybees!!! 
I am still sick - actually more than I was, aaahhh - but now I will try to draw something!! and if it won’t work - I will try to write :D

Thaviks The Deprived

*The end of the Strike*

“This should be easy”

“The fuck is he?”

“OH thats nice he’s invisible.”

“Stop doing the damn thing and staying a fucking Ghost.”

“The floor is a fucking electric death strap for people like me who WANTS TO FUCKING JUMP OUT OF DANGER!”

“YOU ARE GETTING TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT SIR!”

-to a clan mate playing a different game- “THIS FUCKWAD DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD ‘BACK OFF’ AND IS CONTINOUSLY TRYING TO GRAB MY ASS. SIR THIS ASS IS NOT YOURS FUCK OFF!”

“Ok he is literally not giving me any space.”

“OH THATS GREAT HE BROUGHT FRIENDS! THIS WENT FROM A FUCKING HIGH NOON SHOW DOWN TO A FUCKIN ORGY AND IM THE POOR SLUT THATS GONNA DIE.”

-gets pushed off edge of map- “THIS VARIKS LOOKING FUCK NUGGETS!!!

*ROUND2*

“Alright big boy let’s try this again nice and- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM JEEEEZUS CHRIST MY HEART!”

-running around the walk ways- “UNWANTED ORGY IS HAPPENING! UNWANTED ORGY IS HAPPENING!!!”

“Purple Teletubby testicle is here AND IT IS FUCKING SHIELDING HIM!!!”

-Falling off the map slowly and Thaviks watches in satisfaction-

“YOU FUCKING FUCKWIT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUSH ME GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING FUCKHEAD! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL!?! DO YOU GET SICK SATISFACTION OF PUSHING SHORT WARLOCKS!?!?”

-3RD ROUND-

-Gets him at last phase-

“IM GETTING REAL SICK OF YOUR SHIT FOR TRYING TO PUSH ME OFF! MOVE YOUR ASS!!”

-Uses Nova Bomb to push him off but fails.- -Hive Wizard screaming-“ ARE YOU LITERALLY FUCKING SHITTING ME!?!?!?

“HE HAS FUCKING SWORDS?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK NOW HE IS RIDING MY ASS LIKE A COWBOY AT A FUCKING RODEO SHOW!!” 

“MY HUSBAND IS THE ONLY ONE TO TOUCH MY ASS YA FUCK NO TOUCHING! THIS IS A LOOK BUT NO TOUCHING!!”

“FUCK IT! ORION YA PIECE OF SHIT GET IN HERE!!”

“You know I had never been this foamy in the mouth since we went against Skolas.  He really made me lose my shit but I think Variks imposter just beaten old Wolf Daddy.”

The NMTD Fan Game #1
Name: Jake 

Age:

18

Country you are currently situated in:

New Zealand

Photo of yourself:

(filming one of the Bath of Emotion vlogs) 

Favorite NMTD episode:

Hmmmmmmmm well my proper favourite still hasn’t come out yet either (it’s got a while to go yet, but trust me it’s worth the wait), but having said that Bea’s facials in The Limits of Technology and the Art of Self-Representation in a Modern World are hilariously brilliant.

Favorite NMTD character:

I want to say Ben because I basically am him, but i’m going to go with Bea, because in all honesty she really is just amazing, how could you not like her?? I wish I’d known someone like her in high school. 

Favorite Shakespeare Play:

Much Ado About Nothing

Favorite web series (outside of NMTD):

KitR (i don’t really like romantic stuff normally but this is seriously adorable)

Any other information you want to tell us about:

Fun fact: Although I use my natural english accent for Ben, I’m actually Scottish! I have never lived in England and my parents have Scottish accents, and yet I sound extremely English - nobody really knows why. Sadly though, to live in Scotland and have an English accent is a cardinal sin, and when my clan chieftain found out he took my kilt and bagpipes away and exiled me to New Zealand (geographically speaking the furthest away from Scotland you can possibly get). Jokes on him though, New Zealand is actually the most amazing country in the world and you should all come visit!

Also like everyone else i am so wonderfully, ecstatically grateful for all the love and attention the series has been getting, literally my entire day is spent scrolling through the tag grinning happily and watching gifs of my own face. It’s probably not healthy but I don’t care I love it.

How did you find out about Nothing Much to Do?

A fb post on the page for the acting workshop that I coincidentally met Harriett and Sally at! I thought it would a be a cool thing to do, but didn’t think I had a chance, so I was extremely happy when I found out that they wanted me for Ben. 

Favorite band/song/what you’re listening to right now?

Currently listening/singing along to Take a Walk by Passion Pit and getting nmtd feels (i used to catch a lift to filming with Harriett every day and we’d have sing alongs in the car, and this one was always my fav).

What are you wearing?

A robe, a monacle and a fez, whilst stroking a cat. Prove that I’m not.

Favorite food?

Oh god no i love food more than life. Actually wait i forgot halloumi is the best food in existence.

Favorite chat-up line?

If you were an enzyme, you’d be DNA helicase cos you can unzip my genes any time - i’ve never actually used a pickup line, but this one was scrawled in the margin of my year 13 bio textbook.

What’s your worst fear?

Probably either socialising in large groups, or deep water. Or sports.

Favorite TV show?

(cracks knuckles) ok well Doctor Who obviously, Game of Thrones, Scrubs, Community, 30 Rock, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, Broadchurch, Castle, Sherlock, Supernatural and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver are the ones i can think of at the moment, but I’m running out of things to watch, so let me know if you have any good ones!

Favorite quote (bonus: favorite quote from NMTD so far)?

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” - Douglas Adams (Also there are a million Terry Pratchett quotes but i couldn’t pick one).

NMTD: Hnnggg well i mean Ben has some cracking lines in there (i think anywhoozles made a post about them?), but Bea’s "He’s not hot *smirks*… I don- I don’t like Benedick” takes the cake for me.

What place would you like to visit?

I’ve always really wanted to see Canada, but at the same time Northern Europe sounds really cool also. Anywhere with snow really.

What instrument do you play?

I play the triangle brilliantly.

What is the last book you read?

The Strain by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan

Do you eat mangoes with or without the skin?

I actually don’t like mangoes very much (so that scene was probably the hardest acting i had to do in the show).

Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

I stand by my (I mean Ben’s) statements - you could tame a horse sized duck and ride it around the place majestically (although not quite as majestically as a flamingo..)

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Deaf, because I really love reading.

A magician tells you that you can be granted the power of invisibility, but you will never again be able to drink tea.  Do you accept the power?

Get out.

The Candle Wasters have mentioned that the flamingo thing was something that started at Jake and Harriett’s audition (although it may not have been an argument at the time).  What is your headcanon backstory for the flamingo argument?

I’m going to take a leaf out of the Sherlock creator’s book and give you guys three hints: Sergei the foreign exchange student. Floyd. Scrabble. Enjoy ;)

anonymous asked:

oh, also, if you had to pick 5-10 movies on netflix, what would you recommend? (i'm on break and looking to live it up the old fashioned way - crying as silently as possible into a bowl of ice cream and whispering 'oh damn, that's a nice camera angle' as the sun rises)

THIS IS ALSO MY PREFERRED METHOD OF LIVING IT UP, I SUPPORT YOU. Based on things I have watched recently + some random searching and here’s some good stuff:

  • His Girl Friday. PERFECT MOVIE. SEXIEST MOVIE. WATCH THIS FILM.
  • Jane Eyre (2011). PLEASE SEE ABOVE COMMENTS. ALL APPLY.
  • Wet Hot American Summer. TV show coming out this weekend! Get it in now!
  • Archipelago. This is a very Art House Film but omg it’s so good. Also Tom Hiddleston is a child. But like, that’s not even its main selling point. It’s just really good.
  • Nightcrawler. Fucked up movie! Good movie! Jake Gyllenhaal might murder you in the night and then sell the recording for profit but it’s fine! Maybe keep the lights on!
  • Beyond the Lights. A beautiful romance. Gugu Mbatha-Raw needs to be a Star. Nate Parker is also excellent.
  • A Room with a View. One of my favorite movies!! Perfection!! Daniel Day-Lewis is very silly, Helena Bonham-Carter is excellent, Rupert Graves runs around naked, and other things happen!
  • Roman Holiday. Gregory Peck was the most beautiful man to ever have lived. This is all I have to say about this.
  • Clueless / Bridget Jones’ Diary. Duh.
  • FISH TANK.
  • Weekend. I will beat the drum for this movie until I am dead.
  • The Virgin Suicides. Also read the book.
  • Top of the Lake isn’t a movie, but actually it sort of is a very very long movie, and it is I N C R E D I B L E. Season 2 is coming! Probably just to make Nic Pizzolatto feel bad.
  • Finally, both The Master and There Will Be Blood are on here for streaming (???????) but honestly, I FEEL LIKE THESE NEED TO BE VIEWED ON SOMETHING THAT IS NOT A COMPUTER. I REALLY FEEL LIKE THIS IS TRUE. The Master especially. Please find a big-ass TV for this purpose. Go old-school and rent a blu-ray. DO YOURSELF THIS FAVOR.