oh carlton

4

FIRST LINES

Shawn: Thank you. 
Lassiter:  Why don’t you let us ask the questions for a while? 
Gus: I already have a job. 
Juliet: Am I? 

LAST LINES

Shawn: Do not make me slam on the brakes! […] Where?
Lassiter: Hello, Lilly… This is your daddy…
Gus: You let go of the wheel, I have the gas! […] Shawn!
Juliet: Oh, a labradoodle!

((Me, watching Galavant: I know that king from somewhere. Where?

*imdb search* hmm, supernatural, means nothing, some voice work in star wars games but I recognize his eyes more than anyth–

WAIT. LASSIE?! CARLTON LASSITER?!?! OH MY GOLLY.))

  • Carlton: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • Shawn: Yes.
  • Carlton: I was hula-hooping. Marlowe and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • Shawn: Oh my god.
  • Carlton: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • Shawn: Why are you telling me all this?
  • Carlton: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • Shawn: You sick son of a bitch.
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posting this for the whip-carlton dance transition :D