oh carey

some v spoiler heavy thoughts on TAZ episode 58 because i need to SCREAM

****SERIOUSLY THIS IS SPOILER CENTRAL STATION!!! SPOILERS AHOY!!! ******

- Griffin ‘Forbes 30-Under-30 Media Luminary’ McElroy is a sickeningly good writer holy fuck?? Those CUTSCENES… THAT IMAGERY… THE LANGUAGE…

- Kravitz may be okay now but he’s lonely and scared and therefore I am still JUST as concerned for him as I was before (AND I WAS VERY CONCERNED BEFORE)

- That whole Kravitz scene had me literally Weeping but the “Lovable doofuses” line…… Hoo Boy……..

- Killian can see through bullshit so easily oh my God

- Carey and Avi’s reactions to Magnus’ ‘death’ were too fucking heartbreaking to be legal. That shit isn’t allowed! Cut that shit out!!

- Garfield is apparently better at straight up dipping and diving that Taako could ever hope to be. Garfield is VERY good out here.

- Also? What the unholy fuck was Garfield gonna do with Magnus’s body???

- The exchange between Magnus, Taako and Merle on the subject on Magnus taking back his body- Like??? Can Travis in particular win an award for that scene because holy SHIT the amount of genuine EMOTION in it brought tears to my eyes

- KILLIAN AND CAREY ARE OFFICIALLY 500% CANONICLY IN THE WORDS OF THE DM ***GIRLFRIENDS*** IM FUCKIN HOLLERING!!!!!!

- No piece of media has ever made my heart race as much as this podcast has and frankly I’m Pissed because this was supposed to be a dumb easy listening comedy cast but nope. Nah. NAH. ITS NOT.

- Short synopsis of this episode: Shit’s going down and I’m being dragged down WITH IT

initiation day, a taz romcom
  • lucretia: okay, killian, today is the day that you meet the group you'll be working with while you're here.
  • killian: is the dragonborn on my team?
  • lucretia: yes.
  • (music swells as killian looks off into the distance, glory in her eyes)
  • killian: she's beautiful...
  • (the music stops as we cut to a shot of carey, who is as of this moment picking her nose)
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Friend Request (2016) | When a girl unfriends a mysterious girl online, she finds herself fighting a demonic presence that wants to make her lonely by killing her closest friends.

u will know how it feels to be lonely.