oh captain !!

RoboCop x T-Pain
  • [y/n]: Baby girl,
  • Captain Underpants: Excuse me?
  • RoboCop: What?
  • Birdman: What's your name?
  • Mom: Oh no
  • Captain Underpants: I am very confused.
  • The Giant Angry Booger's Shy but Sweet Brother: Why are all the names wrong?
  • [y/n]: Let me me talk to you,
  • Man-of-Iron: Define "wrong"
  • Under-roos: Wrong; adjective - not correct or true.
  • Birdman: Let me buy you a drink
  • The Thing That Lives In the Vents: Guys it's 3 in the morning
  • Man-of-Iron: It's 5 o'clock somewhere
  • Under-roos: California, Los Angeles, -3 Hours from New York Time.
  • [y/n]: I'm T-Pain,
  • Fix-it-Felix: No you are [y/n]
  • Fix-it-Felix: Who is Felix
  • "[y/n]" has changed their user to "T-Pain"
  • Captain Underpants: Guys, this group chat was made for missions or emergencies only!
  • Under-roos: I'm sorry Mr Rodgers.
  • Man-of-Iron: Oooo look at cap using that exclamation mark!
  • Birdman: You know me
  • Fix-it-Felix: This is an emergency
  • Fix-it-Felix: Our friends have gone mad
  • Mom: He's not wrong
  • T-Pain: Konvict Music,
  • Birdman: Nappy Boy,
  • RoboCop: ooh wee
  • T-Pain: :o
  • RoboCop: :)
  • The Giant Angry Booger's Sweet but Shy Brother: That was unexpected
  • The Thing That Lives In the Vents: RoboCop x T-Pain

watching a band grow up and get bigger is simultaneously the happiest and saddest thing

Oh Captain!// Steve Rogers x Reader (P2)

Pairing: Steve Rogers x POC Reader
Word Count: 2k+
Warning: Language, fluff, smut, unprotected sex (WRAP YOUR WANG BEFORE YOU BANG), slight dry humping, bit of dirty talk, a little Sub!Steve…if you squint and cock your head at a 45 degree angle.
Summary: Steve bares all, in more ways than one. How is anyone supposed to resist this god-forsakenly beautiful man? You don’t; you give into temptation and enjoy the ride. Sometimes Steve’s smart mouth gets him into trouble. Bonus: Bruce is so cute when he’s embarrassed.

A/N: I’m still getting the hang of this smut thing so pls bear with me. Idk why tf I’m so damn shy about writing it when I’m sinful as hell irl.  Also bless you @emilyevanston for reminding me that Steve is so much more than just Captain America. Sorry this took so long, hopefully the fic makes up for the long ass wait! Feedback is absolutely appreciated.

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

Previously on Oh Captain!

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Déjà vu

Based on THIS textpost


McGonagall: *looking over the write up of what the boys were caught doing. she sighs*

James: Actually professor, Sirius is my middle name.

Mcgonagall: *stares at both of them, feeling the absolute worst Déjà vu*

James: Yeah, Minnie, you look like you’ve seen a ghost or something.

McGonagall: *pauses, suddenly seeing two different boys in front of her…*

*The two boys leave the office*

FIN


James Sirius Potter/James Potter played by @space-marauder

Teddy Lupin/Remus Lupin played by @kapitan5o

Good Boy, Stevie // Steve Rogers x Reader P2

Pairing: Steve Rogers x POC Reader, 
Word Count: 2.7k+
Warning: Language, fluff, smut, Sub!Steve, Dominant Reader, spanking, domination
Summary: Steve finally gets to experience giving up control.

A/N: I’m sorry this took so long but I’m not sorry you got a cool Sam Series out of me while you waited. The next chapters are going to be shorter to take some of the stress and pressure off of me. Thanks for sticking around!!

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

Previously on Good boy, Stevie // Part 3 

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ultron came for my home boy steve calling him “gods righteous man” and saying that he’s “pretending he could live without a war” and then steve my main man comes back a film later dropping shields and titles like they ain’t shit and picking up Bucky and walking away bc he never needed a war, he just needed something worth fighting for and now he’s got bucky and he puts himself first he’s got the best thing to fight for - love and a chance at happiness, steve did that !!! an icon!