oh boys i just love you

  • Viktor: i like to drop hints that i like yuuri
  • Viktor: [cups his hands around his mouth] I FUCKING LOVE THE JAPANESE ICE SKATER KATSUKI YUURI WE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND I AM TAKING THAT BOY HOME AFTER THE GRAND PRIX JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW OH DID I MENTION I LOVE YUURI

anonymous asked:

how would the whole rfa react to mc's father being a dangerous mafia boss and being very protective of his only daughter

Thank you for your request!I HOPE  YOU LIKE IT…Oh and this request were made by Sylvie,she’s helping me out!


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Yoosung

  • Lord help the boy he’s frightened
  • “Please don’t kill me Mr. MC’s dad”
  • Your mom would LOVE HIM and get your dad to calm tf down
  • “He’s a sweet boy just give him a chance”
  • “SWEET BOYS DON’T LAST LONG”
  • Your dad would eventually come around
  • Still doesn’t trust him fully trust the boy and the games he plays
  • DAD HE ONLY PLAYS VIDEO GAMES SHEESH 


Zen

  • Your dad hates him
  • H A T E S HIM and his hair too
  • He’s too popular and vain and what if he gets famous?
  • You’re too precious MC a movie actor’s wife and a mafia boss’s daughter??
  • Zen would be crestfallen but you two would still date bc fuck you dad
  • Your dad would eventually give way and give his blessing
  • Still thinks his hair is stupid 


Jaehee

  • “MC, is this a good idea?”
  • It’s a terrible idea but just go with it
  • Your dad immediately decides a woman can’t defend his only daughter and that’s when you go into BEAST MODE
  • It ends with your dad grumbling apologies and Jaehee sitting there like /my girlfriend just yelled at a mafia boss/
  • There would be no robberies, loiterers, any kind of bad things at your café
  • Your dad would make sure of that 

Seven

  • Would literally know EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR DAD
  • Would prove to him that he can protect you and save you from any situation
  • Lord help the boy he’s showing off lol
  • Would send him gifts and information about your dad’s enemies to prove his loyalty
  • Your dad doesn’t approve of the redhead? TOO BAD HE KNOWS YOUR DAD’S BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER SUCK ON THAT GRAMPS
  • Please don’t suck on that

Jumin

  • Would know your dad already
  • Would not like your dad but would try to get him to gain his trust
  • Would make sure you have security 24/7
  • They would BOTH be overprotective of you
  • Like you need that you are a STRONG CAPABLE MAFIA BOSS’S DAUGHTER
  • Shush MC we’re doing this for you

V

  • This is dangerous MC…
  • You father’s dangerous.
  • But V isn’t afraid of any of that.
  • You father can hit him, threat him, nothing would make him give up on you
  • Your father realizes that after some time
  • That boy loves you, and would die for you.
  • He’s worth it.

Saeran

  • Ohhhhhh boy
  • This will be trouble
  • Literally BRANDISHES A KNIFE the first time he meets your dad and swears he’d give his life for you
  • Your dad respects his grit, might even let him join the mafia gang
  • Saeran no
  • Only one to get close to your dad because they’re both violent-souled men

anonymous asked:

Can you tell me what you like so much about mchanzo? From what I've seen they never actually interact in canon so I'm just wondering why it's such a popular ship. Not trying to rain on your parade or anything I'm just new to the fandom and I noticed it was a popular ship and I'm curious why. Love your art by the way, its all so beautiful!!

Thanks so much anon, I’m happy you like it because I love sharing with you guys!  I’m trying really hard to keep this bite-sized because oh boy so many reasons.  In no particular order, the personal big ones:

1. They’re obscenely beautiful individuals. If they kissed = beautiful x 2.  I like them a lot as separate characters so even better if they got together.

2. I’m weak to the trope of the cold, distant one and the charmer who’s met his match.

3.  I think there’s more to number 2 than meets the eye because we get some of each of their backstories and it’s fun to really dig into those, which led me to a lot of headcanons about why they need each other after all.

You’re right, they don’t get much canon interaction at all so it seems kind of random, which makes it hard to give a good answer beyond a bunch of my own headcanons/opinions.  I started to really like them together because from what I saw of their personalities I just thought it would be a pretty cute thing and it kind of went from there.  All the gorgeous fanworks I got bombarded with helped too :)

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idk what the heck this banner is— but?? hello, tis i, vixen.
i’ve been here for one month exactly !! ( the 20th ) and just
recently i hit a HUGE milestone. i’ve had plenty of blogs in
the past, but never once have reached this many this fast?

and oh boy here comes some uvu uvu rambings about !!!! 
people i love and hold very dear to my he ar t.

but before that !!! i wanted to say THANK YOU. a lot of you
guys have really helped me through… this really heavy
pain that square left me after ffxv ? so honestly, thank you
all so much for letting me have fun, and to see all these
characters alive and well.

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@qqueenofhades
Thank you I needed this oh man the perfect destress <3
Right now my big new otp is Gladio and Ignis from the new Final Fantasy. The Prince’s sworn shield and his closest advisor, essentially his retainers, and I’ll be honest that’s my jam to begin with. They both grew up groomed for a life of service and I’m sure really connect and understand that about each other.
Idk their dynamic is just really interesting to watch because they have pretty opposite personalities while also being very similar and they’re incredibly in synch and on par with each other when it comes to witty banter. Ignis is more reserved where Gladio is more open, soft and hard, quiet and loud, among other things. They balance each other out really well in that regard.

They also are really there for each other if that makes sense? Ignis likes to cook, Gladio makes sure they have cooking equipment for the trip, taste tests new recipes, knows by sight certain dishes that Ignis makes. Gladio wants to go off on his own and Ignis is supportive and it’s just such a nice equal relationship regardless of wether or not you see it as romantic.
There’s a point where Ignis gets hurt and Gladio blows about ten different gaskets and lets everyone know how angry and hurt he is but how soft and gentle he stays with Ignis just fucking gets me where it hurts.
They act like an old married couple to boot and thats just sort of the icing on the cake. And they both produce dad jokes like a factory and its beautiful.

Also attractive couple is attractive.

the suffering endgame

taako: you know guys i’m fricking loving it here, lidia, edward, i’m enjoying this so much i’m just have to tell someone about it right fucking now!

magnus: *whispering* taako what are you doing??

lidia: tell someone about it?

taako: yes! very special someone! i will now call my boyfriend. I’m like totally sure he would like it here, i bet he might even join us

edward: join us? oh that does really sound exciting!

taako: *dialing kravitz* kravitz, darling, how are you doing?

merle and magnus: huh?

taako: good good, so yeah you know me and the boys we kinda went to this place called wonderland in felicity wilds and it’s just, so, so great! i’m like wondering if you could join us here as well?

lidia: i’m not sure your friend will be able to exactly join you…

taako: *to elfs* oh, don’t worry he’s very-very resourceful. *to kravitz* honeybun, i’m pretty sure you will love it here! it’s almost like, hmmm… remember that one time i almost blown your head off? and here it’s a the very least twice as much fun as that!

magnus: *with his true eyes witnesses how the red robe absconds*

the portal: *opens*

Okay but guys we all thought that both Victor and Yuuri started behaving like two embarrasing parents since episode 8, but the truth is they’ve been treating Yurio like their own son since the series started.

Dad trying to give some advice.

REBELLIOUS CHILD THINKS HE KNOWS BEST “DAD, I MADE IT, STOP BOTHERING.”

ALWAYS BEING SUPPORTIVE TOWARDS HIS KID.

THIS BEING ONE OF THE FEW MEMORIES WHICH CAN MAKE HIM SMILE LIKE THAT.

NOW WE HAVE THE PATIENT DAD.

And this… they look like a family on vacations.

THEY JUST WANT THEIR SON TO HAVE SOME FUN.

BUT THE BABY BOY IS JUST TOO CLASSY FOR THIS TYPE OF TRIPS.

“OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DADS, I ALREADY TOLD YOU BOTH I CAN’T TAKE BATHS WITH OTHER PEOPLE, AND WHY CAN’T WE STAY IN A BIGGER HOTEL?!, THIS SUCKS I’M GOING TO BED.“

BUT FIRST GIVE ME FOOD.

AND A BATH. SUCH A DEMANDING CHILD.

Also…

Always be sure to teach your kids manners.

“OK YOU TWO, STOP WITH THE FLIRTING! YOUR SECOND HONEYMOON WAS WEEKS AGO.”

Always wants their attention.

PROUD PARENTS. “He’s grown so much…”

“Yeah, that’s our son!”

“We did a good job!”

*THE EMBARRASSING FLIRTING CONTINUES*

“I swear I don’t know them.“

“PLEASE DON’T CALL ME AFTER YOU BOTH KEEP FLIRTING LIKE TWO NEWLY WEDS ON LIVE TV.”

“I’M OUT OF HERE. BYE”

“I’LL CHANGE MY LAST NAME TOO, SO DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME.”

OKAY BUT JOKES ASIDE, I JUST LOVE THIS BECAUSE VICTOR AND YUURI ARE 27 AND 24, SO JUST IMAGINE, YURIO IS 15, HE IS STILL A KID, WITHOUT EVEN NOTICING IT MIGHT HAVE BECOME A NORMAL HABIT FOR BOTH TO TREAT YURIO AS A YOUNGER BROTHER OR AS THEIR ADOPTED 15 YEAR OLD SON, HOW COULD THEY NOT?

JUST IMAGINE THESE TWO NERDS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GET TO HAVE THEIR OWN KID?!

About Sangwoo’s motive for murder

So I just had a conversation with @mutual-curiosity about what happened the night Sangwoo ‘killed’ his parents, and his current motive for murder. Oh boy brace yourselves because this is gonna be long.

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I nearly died working on this but I am so happy with the result. Hahaha my Otabek is just HAHAHAH what’s with that face oh boy XD But yeah, this small comic is based off this post by @jubesy (BIG THANK YOU!

ps: I made the time passing with the different haircut (more obvious on Yuri hahahaha because Otabek just love his undercut XD)

I’m here for the girls who started out as overly invested straight allies. I’m here for the girls who kissed other girls as a joke/when they were drunk/to piss people off. I’m here for the girls who didn’t realize they liked girls and kept dating boys. I’m here for the girls who like girls and still date boys. I’m here for the girls who don’t have a romantic or traumatic coming out story. I’m here for the girls who realized “oh fuck, maybe I’m just actually gay” and life went on as usual. I’m here for the girls who think they aren’t valid because hey don’t have enough gay experiences. You are real and you are beautiful and I love you.

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idk if someone’s written on this thing before but im p sure someone has bc GODDAMN WHO WOULDNT

I just?? I love the context of the necktie-pull. I love that it’s because Viktor’s attention was caught by the audience and Yuuri wanted to remind him that “hey, you’re here to watch me, remember?” When he says that the performance has begun (and oh boy, look at those bedroom eyes lmfao), it adds emphasis to the fact that for every performance, ever since the first time he skated for Viktor, Yuuri wants Viktor’s eyes to be on him and only him.

ep 3:

[additional thing: someone made translation notes on this, saying that the actual translation is closer to “Please keep your eyes on me and only me.”]

ep 6: 

eeyyyy

I love the consistency of it? I love how it evolved- from a hug to clasped hands + forehead-to-forehead contact, to necktie-pulling….god only knows what we’re getting next. Yuuri went from half-shy, still somewhat embarrassed “Watch me, okay?” to 98% confident & sure “Hey, keep your eyes on me, Viktor.” It’s not just an evolution of their relationship- it’s an evolution of Yuuri himself, as he’s getting more and more comfortable in his skin, enough to be able to tell Viktor that hey, you’re my coach and you’re here for me.

i’m just. so damn proud of my boys. SO DAMN PROUD.

even and isak talking about how they fell in love with each other gives me so much life you guys,

  • one day they’re in bed and they’re just cuddling and idk the subject comes up and even casually says something like, “oh man i was falling so hard for u and u barely gave me the time of the day” and isak is like. wHAT
  • isak is just sO surprised when even’s like, yeah i was pretty sure u didn’t really like me. 
    • “but?? you caught me staring at you 738935 times???”
    • “ah but you were so quiet and staring could really mean anything i didnt want to misinterpret it”
    • “but i told u about my rapping skills???”
    • “is that………….the best flirting you could do isak. wow. how did we even start dating.”
  • isak looking back at every time even bumped him with his shoulder and said something kind of cool and vague and realizing. that was flirting. even was flirting with him the whole time. i mean he knew it wasn’t friendly but he thought it was just even being charming. but nah. even was highkey hitting on him.
    • isak wakes up in the middle of night, grabs even by the arm. “even. wake up. did you really forget your ID or was it just a way to hang out with me.”
    • *groan* “yes isak it was just a way to hang out with you how did u not realize till now i swear to god. next thing u know u’ll be telling me u didnt know the only reason i made cheese toasties was so u wouldnt realize u probably should leave.”
    • wHAT
    • THE CHEESE TOASTIES WERE A LIE??
  • isak confesses to internet stalking even, and even loVES IT. he never stops teasing isak about it tbh he’s just like “oh my god i can’t believe you were so iN LOVE with me, man, you had the bIGGEST crush on me,” and isaks just like “yeah yeah shut up at least i didnt make up a lame excuse to hang out with you. why dont u have any social media anyways?? u some sort of hipster??
    • so much banter. guys. its embarrassing.
  • they were both so in love with each other and they BOTH thought the other wasn’t really interested what kind of fanfic bullshit is this i love them so much

My favorite trope in the miraculous ladybug fandom for fanfiction is when Adrien Knows™ that Marinette has The Crush™ on him but he’s still an awkward cup of butter and he doesn’t know how to actually handle it bc he just wants to be “Friends” and
“no Nino I do not have a crush on Mari I just think she’s super cool and I want to have the Friendship™”
and
“wait why is she laughing at what Nathanael said, my puns are funny, oh golly gosh she sure is cute when she laughs”

“Oh boy a lot of Ppl have crushes on her, I can see why…I mean I DONT have a crush on her but I mean she is really pretty and super nice and did you see how many freckles are on her face? Even the sun loves her! Look at all those sun kisses….I’m a little jealous ….”

And

“I just want her to like me..wait no I mean I want her to like-like me..WAIT! I mean I know she likes-likes me bc she has the Crush™ and I just want her to like me so we can be talk and be friends bc I like her and NINO STOP LAUGHING YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN”

And finally they become friends and its him just spending all this time being in denial about his crush on her until Adrien looks at her one day and she just gives him The Smile™ and his heart does the Thump-Thump-You-In-Love-Bud™

“Nino, I have made an error”

jack in the future just wants to talk about bitty to literally anyone who will listen???

“hey, want to see some pictures of my husband, eric? he’s so cute. i love him so much”

@ new falcs trainer: oh, sure, dude!

@ receptionist at the doctor’s office: oh all right then

@ waiters at restaurants: do you mean the man currently sitting across from you

@ shitty: brah i know him???

@ bitty: honey

November 11, 2016 - Happy Birthday, Wally!

In which Wally reacts to his 22nd birthday exactly the same way I did.

(Also my 22nd birthday was just 6 days ago… we’re so close in age! Just another reason to love him.)

And because I know people are gonna call me out for being unrealistic, here’s an actual picture of how his 22nd birthday goes down, you sadists:

anonymous asked:

can you do a headcannon about Isak and even cuddling and sleeping like how do they cuddle who spoons who what kinds of things do they talk about when they're soft and sleep warm about to fall asleep I just have a lot of feels about cuddly sleepy evak !!! also it headcannons are amazing and I love them all w my whole heart

oh boy!!! oh howdy!!! evak being soft in bed sign me tf up!!!!!

  • even l o v e s isak’s bed. he really does. his own bed is nice and all but isak’s is especially soft and has a little dent in where isak’s body normally takes (and now its starting to have a little dent for even as well) and it smells entirely of isak and there’s a certain peace to it, a little bubble that promises not to be broken before you’re ready, like you could just stay here forever and recover and no one will ever force you to leave
    • sometimes when even goes back to his own bed it feels. wrong. you know? like the mattress is too tough from not being used, it smells sort of stale, it doesnt invite him in and sink underneath his weight. its unforgiving. there are a lot of Bad Memories in this bed, and a lot of Ok Memories. a lot of Sonja Memories. so even prefers to leave it behind.
    • anyways im getting off-topic,
  • the point is that isak’s bed is Safe and Soft and Warm. and im determined not to make this angsty.
  • isak and even have a lot of soft conversations at 3 am when neither of them could go to sleep and had been laying there in silence, drinking in each other’s warmth, even’s hands (a little restless) traveling up and down isak’s side and back and face, isak sometimes closing his eyes and thinking about nothing but what patterns even’s tracing, sometimes openly staring at even. sometimes even hooks an arm around isak’s waist and draws him in closer, isak buries his face in even’s neck and they just stay there. sleepy but not asleep, close but not close enough. never close enough.
    •  and isak will murmur into even’s skin i think that maybe there might still be a God after all and even will say what makes you think that and off goes a philosophical conversation, the type that accidentally makes you vulnerable and reveal some deep truths about yourself, the type of conversations you can only have when you’re not afraid to be judged or told you’re wrong. 
    • and then someone will say something that makes the other think, and theyll think so long and hard that one of them falls asleep. they dont really talk about that conversation again until another one of them starts where they left off.
  • isak is the Sleepiest and also the Grumpiest. 
    • he’s always drifting off and startled awake when even touches his arm softly. 
    • whenever even mentions you fell asleep isak adamantly replies fuck off i wasnt sleep maybe if this movie wasnt so fucking boring... and then halfway through the movie theyre watching, he drifts off again. 
    • his head sort of flops over and he drools a little bit and there’s the slightest little snore and even thinks its … Miraculous. a Blessing. There is No Cuter Sleeper than My Boyfriend, Isak Valtersen, even thinks to himself. Not Possible. 
    •  isak is warm and soft and his snores are actually kind of hypnotic and theres nothing better to do anyways. so even just drifts off with him.
  • when it comes to  spooning, it switches around a lot - 
    • isak likes being the little spoon and burying himself into even’s clothes and sort of losing himself in it, forgetting about the world and only thinking about how even smells and how he can feel even’s voice rumble through his chest and feel his breathing. but when even’s not feeling great, he likes being the big spoon bc it helps him feel like he’s helping?  like he’s protecting him in his own little way? he cant do anything about whats going on inside even’s head but he can stroke even’s hair and press his face into even’s back and remind him that he’s here and he’s holding onto him and he’s got his back. 
    • even likes being the big spoon - he loves isak so much he wants to squeeze him sometimes and its hard to love-squeeze someone when you’re the little spoon. he likes looking at isak’s face and tapping messages on his back and messing with isak’s hair. being the little spoon sometimes makes even feel a little trapped, like he can’t really movie and he’s sort of hyperaware of whether or not isak is comfortable, he largely prefers being the one In Control in the cuddle situation and isak is more than happy to let him do that.
  • even can tell right when isak’s about to drift off bc isak’s eyes go all blinky and roll back a little bit and his breathing is very rhythmic and smooth and even will often whisper something like i love you or sweet dreams very quietly. he said it too loudly once or twice and isak got startled out of his sleep-haze and even felt so bad he swore to never do it again. 
    • they do that thing where its like 11 pm and they’ve both said goodnight and made the promise to stop talking but neither of them actually go to sleep for like another 2 hours and it gets awkward bc both of them want to talk to each other?? but they’re not sure if the other one is awake or not but eventually isak will curiously peek over to make to sure even’s asleep and even’s eyes are wide open and isak lets out a sigh and goes oh thank god i thought i was alone. 
  • whenever there’s a weird noise in the middle of the night, isak wakes up and gets really scared but he’s also really really tired + lazy so he makes even go investigate instead of getting up.
  • first thing in the morning isak is barely coherent and his breath smells bad and he’s super grumpy and refuses to get up and honestly?? it just makes even love isak more
  • even presses his cold feet against isak out of Spite.
  • isak’s body is naturally really warm, he’s like a furnace, which means in the winter even will constantly pull him closer and in the summer, isak gets pushed out of the bed a lot.
  • bed kisses are always Soft. even when they’re meant to be Hot, they’re still a Little Soft. 
  • there’s a lot of curious, exploratory touches - not like ur thinking, jeez, calm down there kiddo. its exploring as in i’ve never touched your ear before and this seems like a good time to do welp here i go. hmm you have an interesting ribcage im gonna poke all ur ribs and see what sounds it makes and then trace all the bones i can feel. do u think if i bite this particular vein in ur neck right there, do u think u would die? u have an eyebooger and ur not getting it out despite ur efforts and i know ive never touched ur face this close to ur eye before but just let me get it out come on. my feet are touching ur calves rn and sort of kneading them and i know it sounds weird but it feels weirdly sastifying and ur not bothered by it so im gonna keep doing it to get ur attention. let me just touch every single mole you have just because i can. i love your belly im gonna grab it and play with it. this mark is weird have u ever had that checked out?? i love ur body so much but its so weird and i sort of want to Experiment with it.
  • when even goes away to university and starts seeing isak a lot less, the first thing they do when he comes over is to lay down on the bed, release a big sigh, and begin their Pillow Talk.
    • Pillow Talk consists of hands touching cheeks and hips and hair softly and whispering bc you’re so close to each other you don’t really need to be loud. pushing your faces so close together you can feel each other’s breath. slipping one leg underneath his. asking about each other’s day and laughing a little bit and maybe just laying there. bc its been a while since theyve last seen each other and they need a moment to Regroup. get used to having a weight on the bed again.
  • my soft boys revolutionized the Bed Scene and i love them so much for it. 
K A I R O S | 02 |

/ˈkīräs/

(n.) the perfect, delicate, crucial moment; the fleeting rightness of time and place that creates the opportune atmosphere for action, words, or movement

An arranged marriage AU.

Paring: OT7.
Genre: fluff, angst, a lot of suggestive parts and eventual smut.
Word count: 6 912 -ish
Author’s note: Surprise!! :DD bet yall didnt see this coming hmm. okay but im really nervous about this one.

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“But mom, I’m not going to live with a bunch of strangers-!”

“I had the maids pack your things last night, your bags are outside.”

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Cliche is underrated.

Especially when you just got kicked out of your own house by your ever so loving parents to stay with seven boys you’ve only heard notorious things about.

Oh, and you’re supposed to pick one to marry by the end of next month.

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okay so you know the video of the guy who forgot he was married to his wife? that but with Nursey as the guy and Dex as the wife but instead of Dex responding with “I’m your husband” when Nursey asks if he’s an angel he says “Close. I’m actually a Nurse.”

and Nursey doesn’t understand for a sec what that means he’s just like “oh. that’s chill.” and Dex laughs and then the doctor comes in like “is everything alright Mr. Nurse?” and Nursey realizes the doctor is referring to him and then he looks at Dex and then at the doctor and his eyes go wide and he’s like “you’re my husband?!”

and honestly Dex would give both his kidneys and half a lung to see Nursey’s face light up like that again god i love these boys

Even MORE Sportarobbie Headcanons

My self control and impulse control left for the war and still haven’t returned. I’m waiting for the letter that says they just ain’t coming back.


•Sportacus pulls his hat down over his eyes when he’s flustered and just laughs nervously before running off

•The first time Robbie found this out, Robbie had gone full on flirt mode with him and the poor boy just bolted
•Robbie now slowly hugs Sport while flirting and when he tries to run, he can’t cause he’s TRAPPED IN ARMS OF LOVE
•"Oh my gosh, Robbie please, let me go!“
•"You aren’t going anywhere! I’ve been thinking up these lines all day!”
———
•Robbie learns languages very quickly, due to some of his disguises needing him to speak a different language to be convincing

•Sportacus yells “HANDSOME!” in Icelandic and he goes to tell Robbie what it means and Robbie just says:
•"Right back at ya, hot stuff.“ in the same language without even looking from what he’s doing
•Sportacus is surprised and Robbie takes this moment to say “I love you” in every language he knows, starting with English and ending with Icelandic
•Nobody can find Sportacus for the rest of the day because he’s in his airship, dying on his bed under his blanket
———
•Robbie changes all the mean nicknames he had for Sport to sweet things

•"Sportadork.“ "YOUR Sportadork!”
•"Sportacutie.“
•"Sportahandsome.”
•"Sportagorgeous.“
•"Hello there, Sportalicious!” “ROBBIE!”
•Sportacus only calls Robbie “Robbie”, but it’s because he really likes his name. It’s simply and rolls off of his tongue easily.
———
•Even though he can jump high, there are just some things that Sportacus can’t reach.

•"Robbie, lean down, I want a kiss.“/"No, I’m busy.”/“Robbie. Robbie, lean down and gimme a kiss. Robbie. Robbie! ROBBIE I WILL CLIMB YOU LIKE A TREE GIVE ME A KISS!”

•"Robbie, I can’t reach the top cabinet. Come get me a sportscandy.“/"Jump for it. You’ll make it.”/“But I’ll break it if I grab it!”/“Then I guess you aren’t getting any sportscandy.”/“ROBBIE!”

•"Give me my hat back.“/"Jump for it. Or am I too tall for you?”/“no, I just don’t want to hurt you.”/*Robbie holds the hat higher over his head./“Robbie.” *small hop* “Robbie!” *slightly larger hop* “Robbie, give me-GIVE ME MY HAT BACK!”
———
•Robbie enters the ship while Sportacus is there and the ship automatically starts playing “Careless Whisper.” Nobody knows why.
———
•Sportacus can not, for the life of him, tell the difference between real and candy fruit, even when it’s PAINFULLY obvious

•"Oh, a sportscandy!“/"spoRTACUS WAIT NO-!”
•He can tell the difference between candy corn and real corn though
•"Robbie, if you every candy corn in this house, I will suplex your cake marker into the pavement without a second thought.“
———
•Robbie wraps his arms around Sport from behind and leans down to his ear, kissing it a little, and the elf expects a loving chant
•But Robbie just:
•"Eat all the frosted wheat thins again and we are through.”