oh boy idek where to start

james’s whole ‘hot piece of tail’ comment just has me thinking of james hitting on matt at the gym bc HELLO there’s a guy here he’s never seen before, and he looks great even though he’s just running, and james doesn’t usually get crushes but boy oh boy does he have it bad for matt. he starts hoping that matt will be there when he goes to the gym, hopes that his workout will impress matt as much as matt has impressed him so that they can start talking bc matt is hot and strong and james wants in on that, but he also knows that hitting on buff and probably straight men at the gym isn’t the smartest idea so. he just. pines from afar