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Behold my adorable new author portrait! Drawn for me by Amanda Lafrenais. I wanted something cartoony and fun that I could use for my website and she totally delivered. Look how cute I am! It’s insane! A+, would cute again. Sorry my posting schedule got derailed. Moving is a bear. New stuff tomorrow.


Sybil: So uh… I’ve been meaning to ask you something for a while now, and um… I’ve grown rather attached to you, and seeing as you’re carrying my spawn- I mean, not that I wouldn’t ask you if you weren’t, and it’s not like that’s the reason I’m asking! Oh blerg, what I’m trying to say is… will you do me the honor of being my life mate?

Zahra: Yes.

Sybil: …Truly? I mean, not that I’m complaining, but a one-word answer hardly seems sufficient after everything I’ve-

Zahra: Sybil. Shhhhh. Yes.