Barnes x Reader
Warnings: angst, jealous!Bucky (lmao bitch u know what’s comin next), SMUT,
unprotected sexy time (donut be silly, wrap that willy u kno)
Summary: Bucky gives into his jealousy and confesses his love for you
Word Count: 1.9k+
A/N: Part 2 of Tequila Works Wonders!!!!! I’d like to thank the Steve to my Bucky, @sickplanets for giving me the idea for the smut! Thanks you homo, all the homoeroticas for you from me :*
Can you explain how you know the baby isn't real? I don't know who to believe
well for starters she was never pregnant
fake bump in one picture (this is halloween so around 7 months-ish)
and would you look at that it suddenly vanishes in another picture taken the same day:
you can see it’s her arm wrapped around her stomach which would still be noticeably huge if she was actually pregnant:
this picture below would have been when she was nearly 9 months pregnant. notice how there’s no bump. my food baby is bigger than her stomach.
also here’s how we know for sure the christmas pic is from this year 123456
this picture below would have been taken like at least a couple of weeks before the christmas pic:
so where did the bump magically vanish to?
and i know there’s an argument that she was pregnant earlier than they announced and then gave birth before christmas but that makes no sense because then she’d be WAY bigger here (speaking of which … WHY THE HELL WAS A RANDOM NON CELEBRITY PAPPED?):
and here (this is mid-september):
hilariously they gave her a new bigger bump THE NEXT DAY after we all pointed out how weirdly low and small the fake bump she had was in the pic above.
after all the fans (and his fellow exo members) sang “happy birthday” to sehun, he got really touched to the point where his eyes were tearing. The fans then chanted “Don’t cry! Don’t cry!” after witnessing his reaction.
Request: Hey ! Im sorry this one is too smutty but… Okay, can you please make an imagine where, the reader and Shawn fall asleep and in the morning or middle of the night idk, he heard some moans and realise the reader is grinding on him while sleeping and he watch her and don’t want to wake her up yet ( cuz he is turned on ) and like after that you can do what you want 😂 OMGG I FEEL SO BAD I FEEL LIKE A PERVERT NO 😭 But yeah like.. if you could please do one 😂 I love all your imagines ! 💋 thanks !
Word count: 1,501
A/N: I tried, but this was hard.
Moans (Kind of a smut)
I whispered, as I silently walked into the bedroom.
awake?” I wasn’t quite sure if she was sleeping or not.
It’s not a good time in Hellsing fandom and it’s really upsetting. All I can see on my tumblr dash is hate, judging and fit throwing and all of this coming mostly from grown-up, experienced people…
My friend @shoriani was accused of supporting pedophilia. People unfollowed her and called her names because she wrote one thing that was badly interpreted. So I felt the need to write something on that matter too. And yes, I am aware I might also lose followers, and some of them will probably be the same ones that unfollowed Shori. But well, if you think of me so badly, just do it now and do not even bother to read what I wrote here, because it means you don’t know anything about me…
<b>Jimin as a top:</b> oh baby boy let me take care of you all nice and slow. I love you so much baby let me kiss you everywhere. I'll touch you where ever you want my love I want you to feel good.<p/><b>Jimin as a bottom:</b> c'mom fuck boy you think you got what it takes? Prove it big boy, cause my pretty little hole demands to get filled and you either fuck me good or I'll fuck myself better!<p/></p>