person A: what’s your favorite thing in this whole world?
person B: what’s yours?
person A: let’s say it in 3. 3…2…1…
person B: you!
person A: red velvet cupcakes!
person B: *lip wobbles*
person A: babe, you’re not a thing
person B: oh, right
person A, internally: pfui, that was close
HC for Maggie/James BrOTP: James picks Maggie up in order to hug her: bending that far down is bad for his back. He puts her on the counter for serious/long talks to save both their necks.