harry and draco would insult the fuck out of each other yet be so fucking protective of each other like don’t even fight me on this, they would have domestic quarrels every day over the stupidest things like pumpkin juice, but when one of them gets hurt, the other would do ANYTHING to make sure they’re okay, like camping out in the hospital wing and hexing the shit out of whoever was responsible
Josh: Sam asked CJ to move the briefing to two o’clock, so that we could fold in the teachers; CJ had emergency root canal surgery at noon and so was unable to brief. President Bartlet: Who did? Josh: I did. President Bartlet: Oh, God. … President Bartlet: Before we go on, CJ, if blood is gushing from the head wound you just received from a stampeding herd of bison, you’ll do the press briefing.
Me one week ago:
*knows nothing about The West Wing and decides to start watching it on a whim*
Me right this very moment:
SAM SEABORN IS A PRECIOUS PUFF PASTRY OF A NERD. TOBY ZIEGLER IS A CURMUDGEON AND A NATIONAL TREASURE WE DO NOT DESERVE HIM. C.J. CREGG IS A FISH-OWNING, CROWD-WOOING, FIERCE-HEARTED KHALEESI IF YOU DO NOT LIKE HER I WILL FIGHT YOU. MY SOUL LIVES FOR EVERY SCENE BETWEEN JOSH LYMAN AND DONNA MOSS. LEO MCGARRY NEEDS MORE HUGS WHY DO PEOPLE NOT GIVE LEO MORE HUGS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HUG HIM. PROTECT CHARLIE PLEASE DEAR GOD PROTECT THAT BABY FACE ANGEL. I HAVE NO OTHER PRESIDENT EXCEPT PRESIDENT DR. JOSIAH “JED” BARLET FIGHT ME.
Will and Nico have to be on opposing teams in capture the flag because if they were on the same team, there’s no way the other would win. ((Reyna and Nico think they’re such badasses but it’s okay cause they totally are.))
Will trying to use his sunlight control to throw Nico off his shadow-traveling game. Golden. ahaha. ((Mansi’s sunlight-controlling headcanon. His art is awesome, you should check them out!!))
1) shut the fuck up
2) stop touching my damn prop
3) if you can see the audience then the audience can see you
4) just don’t touch anything
5)Get out of the way oh my GOD
6)“I hope you say Macbeth I swear I hope you do”