America: So.. I was reading about how alcoholics can be found in like, everyone’s lives. It’s a common issue, ya know
Canada: Oh yeah, I bet we can even name some people in this room.
England: Why are all of you looking at me?!
Prussia: And me! What are you trying to say?
England: What the hell?
Prussia: Hey, do you want to go to the pub after this? Talk about this bullshit?
England: Yes. Actually. I do.