“If the day finally comes that being around pie boy and his pie girl make your suffering insufferable, I just want you to know that there’s a place for you–right here in this professional establishment.”
warning: cussing lol but when don’t i cuss so it’s nothing new lol i wrote half of this at 2am and i’m writing the other half in the car on my phone so excuse the shittyness
requested: requested by @noodles-send-n00ds lmao i was told to write this as fluffy as the heavenly clouds so ima try
“jack!” you exclaimed, catching his attention as he took a wide left turn. “could you drive any goddamn slower!?” you yelled, semi jokingly. it seemed as though he was purposefully driving at a snails pace just to push you over the edge of annoyance. it was working.
“aw calm down, baby girl. we’ll be there in just a few minutes,” he taunted, taking your hand in his and bringing it up to his lips, placing a dramatized kiss on it. the loud smooching sound at the end and all. after he pulled his lips away from your hand, you flung it towards the wheel, grasping it in an attempt to get us there faster which obviously didn’t work.
“what the fuck, y/n!? are you trying to kill us!” he panicked, taking your hand off of the wheel but not dropping it. just holding it tightly in his.
“no,” you defended. “i just wanna get there!” you whined. “i miss your family!”
“good thing you miss them cause here we are,” he chuckled as he pulled up to an empty spot by the curb. you flung the car door open and tried to get out while the car was still moving.
“jesus christ!” jack yelled, stopping the car immediately. after you got out of the car, you held the car door open and stood there, making dead eye contact with jack until it turned into a full blown staring contest.
“okay,” he sighed once he finally blinked. “go say hi,” he said, a huge smile stretched across his face. the fact that you were so excited to see his family just proved to him how much everybody got along and it warmed his heart. if he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you, his family has to like you.
“yay!” you cheered, leaning jack into the car and kissing his cheek gently. the last thing you heard before you shut the car door to run into the house was jack’s adorable laugh that always made you the happiest human being alive, no matter the situation.
you turned away from the car and ran towards the house. you ran up the cement driveway, down the short gravel path with flat stones places every which way for you to walk on to reach the front porch, and up the four or five stairs that led you to the front door. once you got there, you pulled open the screen door so that you could knock. you instantly heard footsteps sprinting towards the door and you assumed they belonged to isla. you were right.
“hey, sweetie!” you beamed when she pulled open the door. not that you were trying to pick favorites, but you and isla always seemed to get along really well. you acted as if you were best friends, even if you were about ten years apart.
“y/n!” she cheered, lunging forwards and wrapping her arms around your small frame, squeezing the life out of you. after hugging for a moment to make up for the lost time that you two had, you picked her up with a groan, causing a giggle to escape her lips. you placed her on your hip and walked into the living room, assuming that was where sydnie would be since honestly, when isn’t she.
“hey, syd!” you smiled once she came into your view.
“oh my god, hi!” she replied, jumping up from her spot on the couch, pulling off her beats headphones and going in for a hug. you didn’t put isla down, so it honestly turned into more of a group hug than anything.
“isla,” you heard the love of your life scoff from behind you. “why does y/n get all the attention?” he asked, pretending to be offended that he hadn’t gotten a hug yet. isla shrieked and you placed her down onto the cold wood floors so she could grant jack’s wish. after setting her on the ground, you crossed yours arms over your exposed stomach since you were wearing a crop top that day and watched jack and his sister. it was truly the cutest thing ever.
the way that he squatted all the way down to the ground to wrap his arms around her and how he leaned the entire left side of his body against the wall nearest to him as him and isla started conversation. then, how he completely gave in when isla grabbed jack’s hand and used all of her weight to pull him upstairs to her room so that she could show him something. the way that he turned around to look at you as he was being pulled away by the little girl to mouth “be right back” is what truly did it for you. this was it. this was everything you’d ever wanted. right in front of you.
“you really love him, don’t you?” sydnie smirked, clearly catching on to how much you were fonding over your beloved boyfriend.
“i do,” you replied, a small blush creeping onto your cheeks.
“he loves you just as much. i can tell,” she assured you. you smiled from ear to ear before asking her the question you had been wondering for the past few minutes.
“where’s ava and kristen?“ you asked.
"oh,” sydnie chuckled. “well they didn’t think you guys would be here for a little while longer so they went to get ava’s eyebrows done,” she smiled, causing a laugh to leave your lips.
“y/n!!” you heard isla shriek from upstairs. you looked towards the stairs in confusion before running up the stairs and following the voice of the little girl.
“what is it?” you asked as you walked into the girl’s room that has been redecorated since you were last here. you burst into a fit of laughter as soon as you saw jack. he was sitting in the middle of the floor, his hair thrown into a man bun by none other than isla herself. he had a tiara placed perfectly on top of his head and he had a pink, fluffy boa around his neck. finally, he had his feet shoved into a pair of kirsten’s heels. it was truly a sight to see.
“do you still love me, baby?” he asked as he stood up from the ground, struggling to walk towards you in his heels.
“god, no,” you joked once he finally reached you. he removed the boa from his neck and wrapped it around your shoulders, using it to pull you closer to him. he brought you closer and closer until our bodies were nearly touching.
“how about now?” he smirked.
“eww!!!” isla screeched from behind us just as you opened your mouth to reply. you and jack laughed at her response and he wrapped his arm around your shoulder as you walked over to her bed. your legs were draped over his and you were comfortably seated while isla was showing the two of you how she switched up her room.
“JACK’S CAR IS OUT FRONT!” you heard ava yell from downstairs just as isla was finishing up the tour. “WHERE ARE THEY!?” she asked sydnie. just seconds later, you heard her footsteps sprinting up the stairs.
“oh my god, hi!” she yelled, running into your arms for a big hug, which you obviously gave her.
“your eyebrows look amazing,” you laughed, causing her to smile widely.
once you two turned around, your arm still wrapped around her, jack had a pout on his face.
“aww what’s wrong, baby boy?” you asked jokingly.
“i thought i was getting the first hug,” he sighed, sticking out his bottom lip. ava playfully rolled her eyes and pried herself away from you, walking into jack’s open arms. a huge smile was on his face and his eyes were squinted shut as he hugged her. even though you couldn’t see ava’s face, you could tell she had the same expression. they really missed each other, understandably of course.
“mom!” jack called out, the realization hitting him that he hadn’t yet said hi to his mom. you laughed at him and followed him down the stairs. you smiled at jack and his mom’s reunion before having one yourself.
all six of you sat around the living room, talking about everything that you hadn’t been able to talk about for the past three months that none of you had seen one another. you and isla were lying on the biggest cushion of the couch, her arms wrapped around your shoulders. jack was holding your free hand tightly while talking to syd and his mom who were sitting in the chairs across from us. ava was lying on the other side of jack, her head on his shoulder.
it was like this for hours. you looked down at one point to see isla sound asleep with her head on your shoulder, her arms strung around your neck. you smiled down at her before looking back up at jack and your smile grew. he was such a family oriented guy and it warmed your heart.
about an hour later and it was 1AM. sydnie, kristen and ava all separated to their own rooms. jack stood up to go make coffee in the kitchen and when he came back, he saw the most beautiful sight. your arms wrapped tightly around isla and hers around you while you were both sleeping peacefully.
he leaned against the wall, just looking at the two of you with pure happiness etched on his face. after a minute or so, he came over to you two and carefully sat down next to you.
he planted a kiss on your temple before falling asleep with his head on your shoulder as well. it was perfect.
KRISTEN I DIDNT CHOOSE THE DUMPSTER STEMILY THREW ME THERE OK
SHHHH JOHANNA IT’S OKAY I FEEL YA. WE’VE BEEN THROWN INTO THE TRASH LIKE A HALF EATEN SANDWICH BUT I THINK I’VE FINALLY ACCEPTED THAT. BUT I’M SO DEEP IN THE TRASHCAN THAT I CAN’T EVEN FIND MY WAY OUT ANYMORE. (Plus it’s kinda nice down here idk…)
BUT THESE TWO
I SWEAR TO GOD
(DON’T YOU DARE FOR A SECOND TELL ME THAT HE WASN’T THINKING SHE’S MELODIFUL…)
Aw damn. From the way I took it, I thought Ring of Season would be an Anna-only song. =\ Oh well, at least we got more of Kristen Bell singing. Which is really nice since she hasn't really been able to show off her singing talent all that much after the initial movie.
Maybe in the sequel we could get more Anna’s songs. Kristen has such a beautiful and cute voice.
Really, I’m incredibly disjointed and not candid. Just in general, my thoughts tend to come out in little spurts that don’t necessarily connect. If you hang around long enough, you can find the linear path. But it will take a second. That is why these interviews never go well for me.