oh and italy too

Hetalia endings
  • Axis Powers: Simple, cute, and pretty catchy song. Still feels like you're descending into hell tho
  • World Series: Still pretty simple
  • Beautiful World: Okay that dancing looks really off but still cute, I can dig it
  • World Twinkle: hOLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THAT???111?!?!?! WHAT IS THAT??!!1!!!! ITALY LOOKS LIKE HE'S POSSESSED BY SATAN, WHY IS HE DANCING LIKE A FUCKING SPIDER?? JAPAN AND GERMANY LOOK FUCKING LIFELESS. OH GOD. OH WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS TOO TRIPPY. JESUS CHRIST ITALY NEEDS AN EXORCISM
ALLIES + AXIS REACTION TO THE SCARY MAZE GAME

England: “What is this???? I don’t - WHA! BLoODY HeLL”

France: *VERY high-pitched screaming*

America: “PSSH, not even scary… HOooOOO MY GOD!”

Russia: “I don’t know what this is.” “Oh. That.”

China: “AIYAH! I’M TOO OLD FOR THIS!”

N. Italy: *leaps a mile away from the screen*

Germany: “Mein GOTT!” *manly screech*

Japan: *biggest nope in history*