oh and don't listen to them

rotenpk  asked:

Oh jeez, ur heartbreak chronicles are gonna do things I don't want it to do. I'm sitting here, reading and thinking about how I would've handled the situation and I'm getting really self conscious because of it...I don't like Jenny, or any of Y/N's friends for that matter. They're not listening to her or considering her perspective in things just because of vengeance. It's annoying and their haste to hurt him is upsetting. I feel you y/n...

Tbh I don’t think I would have handled it well shgfdas I would fail step #1 before it even started sdgkhf Oooh they’re trying to take her pov into consideration, but they’re blinDED BY THE D- desire for revenge, yeah

astrology disney
  • Aries: "I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy." - Mulan
  • Taurus: "“You said you’d never leave.” - Beauty and the Beast
  • Gemini: "“I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!”
  • -Alice in Wonderland
  • Cancer: "“Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can’t learn history in reverse!” – Archimedes, The Sword in the Stone
  • Leo: "So this is love, So this is what makes life divine." - Cinderella
  • Virgo: ""Always let your conscience be your guide." - The Blue Fairy (Pinocchio)
  • Libra: "“Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them.” – The AristoCats
  • Scorpio: ": So you want me to throw her into the asylum, unless she agrees to marry you? Oh that is despicable (Laughs evilly) I LOVE IT!" - Beauty & The Beast
  • Sagittarius: " "You control your destiny - you don't need magic to do it. And there are no magical shortcuts to solving your problems." - Merida (Brave)
  • Capricorn: ""Even miracles take a little time." - Fairy Godmother
  • Aquarius: ""Listen to me. The human world is a mess." - The Little Mermaid
  • Pisces: "You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you… That’s where I’ll be waiting." - Peter Pan
  • Lucius Fox: You miss Oswald, don't you?
  • Ed: Oswald? Pffff, no, what a traitorous friend, I'm totally over hi — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of Oswald photos spill out of suit jacket] What a - I don't know where these came from, t-these aren't mine, I'm just [gathering them up and frantically sweating] ok, ok, listen Foxy - I hate the guy, he killed Isabella, l-listen [thousands of Oswald photos and Oswald hallucinogenic drugs scatter across the floor] Oh my god, I-I was going to burn these photos, I swear, oK jUsT LIS T E N
Les Amis as Stupid Things I said in my first year of college
  • Enjolras: But we argue about communism in every class!
  • Combeferre: I wrote an essay every night last week.
  • Courfeyrac: You can't make fairy lights against the rules!
  • Grantaire: If I write this paper about Enjolras do you think the professor will notice?
  • Bahorel: I AM GOING TO FIGHT FASCISM
  • Bossuet: I swear if the fire alarm goes off at four am one more time . . . I will still get out of bed because that would be just my luck.
  • Joly: *friend gets a paper cut* Oh my goodness you're bleeding I'm prepared for this I have a first aid kit shhh no don't touch it you might infect it
  • Feuilly: No I can't go to Europe with you next year. No I have to pay for this school!
  • Gavroche: I know the football team is tall, but they won't be quiet. Do you think I could fight them?
  • Jehan: I made word art poetry instead of doing my stats.
  • Marius: Sorry I spilled water all over my shoes I'm going to be late.
  • Bonus:
  • Cosette: Everyone looks cute in crop tops!
  • Musichetta: Listen, I don't want to hear about the parties you're having but if anyone needs a ride to the hospital call me.
  • Eponine: *slams hands on desk* I HATE MEN!!!
  • Montparnasse: If we burn down the building they can't make us turn the essay in.
4 a.m. talks
  • A: you know what
  • A: there are some bright-colored beetles, like "oh man wait don't eat me, dontcha see i'm poisonous"
  • A: and birds are like "oh ok-ok, sorry guys"
  • A: and there are some other beetles. birds eat them very well.
  • A: evolution! isn't it unfair? like "hey, mother nature, why do you like them more than us?" or "i knew i was born in the wrong family"
  • A:
  • A: are you listening?
  • B:
  • B:
  • B: want you to shut up at first but then i got interested
Jimin introducing his girlfriend Y/N to BTS
  • JIMIN: Hey guys, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Y/N.
  • Y/N: Hi :)
  • JUNGKOOK: Whoa! You're really pretty!...Why are you going out with Jimin?
  • JIMIN: Shut up JK.
  • NAMJOON: No he's got a point.
  • JIN: I agree.
  • JIMIN: (To Y/N) I'm sorry about them, they aren't this embarrassing, sometimes.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Must. Kill. Bitch. Who. Stole. My. Man.
  • YOONGI: So how did you guys meet?
  • Y/N: At a coffee shop. I didn't have enough change so Jimin sweetly offered to pay for my drink.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Oh so you're a gold digger.
  • YOONGI: Nice.
  • TAEHYUNG: So Y/N, are you a fan of BTS?
  • Y/N's brain: OMFG YASSSSS AHAHAHAH
  • Y/N: Yeah I've listened to some songs.
  • JIN: Who's your favorite. Never mind I'm sure you don't want to say me in front of your boyfriend.
  • JIMIN: I swear Jin if you weren't a couple years older..
  • Jin pushes his chest out at Jimin.
  • JIN: WHAT? WHAT? What would you do.
  • Y/N laughs at this.
  • JUNGKOOK: Wow, even her laugh is cute. So seriously why are you with Chim?
  • Y/N laughs harder.
  • JIN: So who was your favorite member?
  • Y/N: Well, before I met Jimin it was V, but now that I've gotten to know and love Jimin its him all the way.
  • BTS: OUUUUUHHHHHH
  • HOSEOK: Jimin you better watch out for Taetae.
  • Taehyung approaches Y/N suavely. Even though she only has eyes for Jimin, Y/N is freaking out because Taehyung is her second favorite in the band.
  • TAEHYUNG: Should I sing for you?
  • Taehyung moves to kiss Y/N's hand and the rest of the members are losing their shit, cheering him on. Jimin immediately steps between them and pulls Y/N behind him.
  • JIMIN: UMMM?! DO YOU WANNA DIE?!
  • TAEHYUNG: It was a joke Chim relax.
  • JIMIN: UGH. Let's go Y/N, I knew this was a bad idea.
  • NAMJOON: No don't go!
  • JUNGKOOK: Yeah I still need to figure out why she's with you!
  • JIN: Y/N can you cook? Please, I need to know.
  • Yoongi's brain: Finally. Fucking bitch.
  • YOONGI: (Unenthusiastic tired sarcastic voice) No.. don't go..
  • Y/N: Bye everyone! See you soon.
  • Jimin and Y/N leave.
  • Yoongi's Brain: Exhales.
  • Jungkook's brain: Man, Y/N's hot. I still don't get why she's with him.
  • A/N;
  • All jokes aside, I know Jimin is fine AF. Like helloooOo!! But lmao i just wrote Jungkook like that cuz of the running joke with him ranking Jimin 7th in looks (I'm sure he doesn't really believe that and is just kidding) Anyways, the chat was jokes. Hope you laughed!
  • ~Armygirl
The Lego Movie - Sentence Starters
  • "Cover your butt."
  • "Oh, now there's a prophecy."
  • "All this is true, because it rhymes."
  • "That was a great, inspiring legend...that you made up."
  • "Good morning, apartment!"
  • "Ah here it is, the instructions to fit in, have everyone like you, and always be happy!"
  • "Wear clothes. Whoops, almost forgot that one!"
  • "Honey, where are my pants?"
  • "What was I just thinking? Ah, I don't care."
  • "Take everything weird and blow it up!"
  • "Who wants to eat some delicious chicken wings and get craaazyyyy?!"
  • "...I think I heard a whoosh."
  • "I feel like maybe I should touch that."
  • "So you've never heard of the prophecy?"
  • "I watch a lot of cop shows on TV, isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?!"
  • "That guy's not a criminal mastermind."
  • "We all have something that makes us something, and ____ is...nothing."
  • "Am I gonna die?!"
  • "Yes, we've told him he'll live so he doesn't try to escape, but...we're lying to him."
  • "Come with me if you wanna not die."
  • "What are you, a DJ?"
  • "Darn darn darn, darny, darn!"
  • "Oh my g-o-s-h!"
  • "I'm not sure exactly why you'd bring that up."
  • "I never have any ideas."
  • "Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff."
  • "I think I got it. But just in case... Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."
  • "How scary can someone's office be?"
  • "This meeting could run a little bit...deadly."
  • "It makes me just want to pick up whoever's standing closest to me and just throw them through this window!"
  • "All I'm asking for is total perfection!"
  • "Howdy guys! Come sit on me!"
  • "I don't think he's ever had an original thought in his life."
  • "Introducing, the double decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!"
  • "That idea is just the worst."
  • "Your mind is so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place."
  • "I'm dark and brooding too! ...Guys, look! A rainbow!"
  • "Any idea is a good idea! Except the not happy ones."
  • "I know what you're thinking: he is the least qualified person in the world to lead us! And you are right!"
  • "You are so disappointing on so many levels."
  • "This is not how Batman dies!"
  • "Somebody get me some markers! Some construction paper! And some glitter glue!"
  • "I'm here to see...your butt."
  • "You're telling me that you have a machine to control the universe and you can't listen to tunes in surround sound?"
  • "I want speakers that you can hug with your arms and your legs."
  • "I didn't draw that, is that me exploding?!"
  • "Must be weird. One minute, you're the most special person in the universe. The next, you're nobody!"
  • "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to leave you here to die."
  • "So I guess running around and screaming is normal."
  • "You don't know me, but I'm on TV, so you can trust me."
  • "SPACESHIP!"
  • "What in the world is that? It's adorable."
  • "Do not eat me!"
  • "Why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"
  • "You don't have to be the bad guy."
  • "He's the hero you deserve."
  • "Everything is awesome!"

anonymous asked:

I feel so bad right now because of the episode and I don't want to move but I have school tomorrow and I'm really depressed

Oh honey, we’re in the same boat.

But hey listen.

We ship two women who love each other and are giving each other full, happy lives.

We ship two women who look at each other like this:

Originally posted by detective-maggie-sawyer

Originally posted by vocal--sabbatical

And who kiss each other like this:

Originally posted by danasoupchef

And who laugh together like this:

Originally posted by eternalsanvers

We ship two women who care for each other, who are committed to each other, who assert to the other what they need, who build each other up, who own up to their mistakes and work so hard to fix them, who listen to each other and respect each other and who are falling deeply, deeply in love with each other as they cultivate a beautiful and healthy and loving relationship.

That’s what I’m going to be grabbing onto, and I hope it comforts you, too.

I’m sending you so much love, sweetheart. So. Much. Love.

Originally posted by lesbianalexdanvers

Bo is being impractical again smh

For the anon that sent me the lovely scenario about Kuroo comforting Bo! It was adorable and I died a little *sigh* ❤️

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don’t listen to something while you draw it bc then u find out u drew something wrong and u just gotta shrug and say fuck it

  • My mom : Stop being so obsessed with Fantastic Beasts!
  • Me : I don't understand what you just said- *artbook, Behind the Scenes, Newt's suitcase and screenplay suddenly fall from my arms* oh those aren't mine I'm just holding them for a friend- *try to hide the posters on the wall behind my body* right, if you'll just let me explain- *Funko pop, wands, Newt's notebook and the entirety of Fantastic Beasts goodies fall from my pockets* LISTEN-
Reasons Classic Rock Teens Don't Like People

1.) “Why are you obsessed with old people?”

2.) “I’ve heard of them. I think my mom listens to them.”

3.) “You’re so weird. I’ve never even seen a record.”

4.) “Why would you want to go watch old people in concert? Aren’t they all in wheel chairs?”

5.) “How have you not heard *insert popular artist*’s new song!? Are you living under a rock?”

6.) “Oh, I just figured everyone you listened to were dead.”

the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
  • Draco: Potter! Is it true you fainted? You actually fainted?
  • Ron: Shut up, Malfoy.
  • Draco: No, let's hear it. This should be good.
  • Ron: I said SHUT UP, Malfoy!
  • Draco: Alright then. I shall ask the Creevey kid about it. I bet he took loads of pictures.
  • Ron: *snorts* What, so you can hang them up in a creepy shrine you made of Harry?
  • Harry: Ron-
  • Pansy: Don't listen to him, darling, your shrine is absolute perfection.
  • Ron:
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • Pansy: Oh I'm sorry, was that supposed to be a secret?
DINNER
  • America: Hey, 'Such', you making dinner?
  • Trump: Yes.
  • America: Well, lets listen to the news while your making it then *presses play on a recording*
  • Recording: *in America's voice* Beeeeeeeeeep! We interrupt dinner to inform you that there are zombies surrounding the White House. This is not a joke. The only way to outrun them is with a new expensive pair of Air Jordans.
  • America: Oh no!!! I don't have those! I'll be the first to go! What will I do?
kim army x min yoonji headcanons!

First of all, Kim Army is just a nickname Kim Namjoo has because of her well-documented intense love for BTS. Anyways.

Min Yoonji and Kim Namjoo meet at school when Yoonji transfers! At first they don’t have a lot to say to each other and it seems like their personalities don’t match at all; but they fall together into a nice and comforting friendship. Yoonji’s and Namjoo’s personalities play off each other quite well and they balance each other out. They’re soon best friends and everyone knows it.

Once they’re best friends, everyone knows not to mess with either of them. Especially Namjoo, who’s kind of socially awkward but a sweetheart. Legend has it if you upset Namjoo, Yoonji will show up and she’s known for being merciless. For some reason, there’s a rumor going around that Yoonji even carries a gun, but it’s actually a water pistol to annoy people if the need arises.

Of course, Namjoo is definitely an ARMY through and through. She won’t ever stop talking about them, and Yoonji always listens with an amused look on her face. Eventually, Yoonji does warm up to the BTS eventually. It starts once Namjoo and her mom spend many weeks trying to convert her into a fellow fan. It only took her a while to come around because they looked suspiciously like the annoying boys in her class…who by now have thankfully left her alone. They’re all friends now.

Namjoo is actually the one to confess her feelings first! At first she thought her feelings were just intense feelings of friendship. (She never had a true best friend before.) However, she came around to the fact that maybe she just really really wanted to kiss Yoonji and know what it felt like to hug in the more-than-friends way. They kiss for the first time at a sleepover at Yoonji’s house when Namjoo awkwardly blurts out a confession. Yoonji thinks it’s the cutest thing she ever saw in her life.

After that Yoonji turns into a complete sap. Yoonji is the one to set up dates, give love notes throughout the day, send adorable texts throughout the night; she does it all. She’s the one to take initiative and hold Namjoo’s hand when they go out on dates together. Of course, they end up going to lots of dates to the mall, ice cream shops, parks, you name it. Their favorite kind of date is when BTS is having a comeback! They pretty much try and go to every concert and gush the whole time about the rappers.

Namjoo is still pretty shy when it comes to her feelings, but she opens up a lot to Yoonji. In every other aspect Namjoo is pretty loud and bubbly all the time, and Yoonji finds it endearing as hell. Yoonji still acts cool, but she’s really protective and a great listener! They trust each other the most. They help each other grow and be proud of themselves. Oh, and also they cuddle a lot too. Kisses are also pretty important for them.

Basically, these two are the most adorable girlfriends.