oh and don't forget to donate

  • onision (2012): uhh excuse me? thank my fans? i don’t think so swetty :) i got where i am today because of ME :) because i worked hard, not because of my fans :) don't agree? then stop watching me and see what happens :)
  • onision (2017): IF YOU STOP WATCHING ME THEN YOU'RE BASICALLY CONDEMNING ME AND LAINEY TO HOMELESSNESS, POVERTY, AND DEATH. I'M NOT TRYING TO SAY THAT I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOUTUBE, BUT I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I DIDN'T HAVE YOUTUBE. AND IT WOULD BE THE FAULT OF THE PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T PAY ME. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? FOR US TO DIE BY SUICIDE OR STARVATION? DO YOU REALLY WANT OUR BLOOD TO BE ON YOUR HANDS, JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT US ENOUGH TO DONATE 50 MEASLY CENTS? SOME """FAN""" YOU ARE, CLEARLY SHOWS THAT YOU'RE A FAKE FAN. MIGHT AS WELL JUST BECOME A JUDGE AND SENTENCE US TO DEATH. IF YOU REALLY LOVED US THEN YOU WOULD WANT TO GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY. THANKS A LOT, FAKE FAN. I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THIS TO A YOUTUBER WHO I CARED ABOUT. OH AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND FLOWERS TO MY GRAVE WHEN I SHOOT MYSELF OUT OF DEPRESSION BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T PAY TO WATCH MY VIDEOS.
  • Teachers: You should start studying for your exams now.
  • Me: Oh yeah, thats understandable I will do this and this tonight.
  • Teachers: Oh don't forget that 10000 word essay for tomorrow and that art project and donations for charity, oh and you have a different test next week on whatever you are not studying.