oh and bacon

had somebody tell me that “as much as I love animals, I wouldn’t be able to go vegetarian or even vegan that’s crazy!”
and what I heard was “I don’t care or respect animals bodies enough because my taste buds are more important.”

You can’t ‘love animals’ and eat them too.

Voltron as Alarm Clocks AU

How do I keep ending up doing these? I have learned way to much about alarm clocks in the past hour. 

Keith: The “Shoot to Shut it off Clock”

Pidge: The “Retro Cool Clock but a Pain in the Ass”

Lance: The “Just Slam the Damn thing” Clock

Hunk: The “Oh my God it makes Bacon” Alarm Clock

Shiro: The “Shiro is a ticking time bomb how much time do we have left with him if Shiro dies we riot, wheres Shiro oh my GOD” Clock

Allura: “The insults you till you get Out of Bed” Clock

Coran: “The Classic Annoying” Alarm Clock

This is the life I chose. Enjoy.

5

Brunch at the Top at California Grill located in Disney’s Contemporary Resort.

EXO Reactions to Finding Out Their S/O Is Ticklish

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Suho

It hadn’t been the best day for either of you and the weather hadn’t made it any better. The rain was pouring out of the sky like a waterfall for the whole day.

Now, however, it had cleared up. Right in time for you guys’ night walk.

You were going on and on about home some colleague of yours messed things up big time and you had had to fix her mistake. AGAIN.
What you didn’t notice is that you almost walked into a pole. Suho had noticed and put his hand on your hip to pull you towards him to avoid the pole.

Now, it’s a summers night and you were confident enough to wear a crop top for once. BIG MISTAKE.

You couldn’t hold your laughter when his gentle hands touched your skin so unexpectedly.

‘You’re ticklish?‘ he asked. A mischievous smile plays on his lips. You know exactly what his next move is.

‘No!‘ you say firmly in protest, ‘Don’t even try.‘ Too late. You’re already bursting out in laughter until some woman yells at the two of you for being too busy at midnight. Your day suddenly wasn’t so bad anymore.

Originally posted by tinyjunmyeon

Xiumin

You heard the front door close, but were too preoccupied with whatever you were looking at on your phone to greet your boyfriend. When he walked into the room he was a bit confused as to why you were on the couch while you normally run up to him to give him a hug.

And then he realized. 

This was punishment for not picking up your calls and not replying to your messages the last two days.

Though he did agree that this was his own fault, he couldn’t quite accept the punishment for his deeds. He walked over to the couch, placing his hands on the armrest you were resting your head on, and leaned closer to you.

‘Why didn’t you come say hi?‘

You were having a real hard time not responding to him. He noticed and accepted the challenge. His hands left the armrest, but he was straddling you now. This is not what you were expecting.

‘Jagi you are being very rude to your oppa.‘ Suddenly he had your hands pinned above your head with only one of his hands holding them. You got nervous and then he did the unexpected.

He started tickling you.

You screamed, wheezed, shouted out your laughter and he kept tickling you until your stomach hurt so bad. When he finally let go of your hands and when you were ready to go at him for what he had done, he placed a small kiss on your lips.

‘I’m sorry for not replying to your calls and texts.‘ And then you melted and died because it’s Kim fucking Minseok!

Originally posted by baozzis

Lay

You were laying on the new rug just thinking about life and it’s pointlessness and the amazing void that is the afterlife stuff when Yixing came back from work.

‘Baobei?‘ he yells from the hallway.

‘Living room,‘ you shout back. He quickly appears and looks at you with a question mark basically floating above his head like in the cartoons as he approaches you. Standing next to you.

‘What are you doing on the floor?‘ he asks. You throw your hands up and stretch your arms so he can grab your hands and play with them. In the process, your shirt lifts quite a bit.

‘Just thinking,‘ you says, ‘plus, the new rug is really soft. I couldn’t resist.‘ A smile forms on his face and you can see he has made up his mind. He sits down next to you and feels the rug with his palm.

‘It is really soft,‘ he says, ‘should we try take a nap on it?’ 

‘Yes,‘ you say a little to excitedly. With a lazy smile on his face, he lies down with his head on your stomach. It tickles a bit and you want to move him, but then he moves. Your legs pull up in a reflex to his tickling hair against your bare skin. He looks a bit confused when he sees you so tensed up suddenly, but when he gets it. Get ready to get it.

Originally posted by djeangreen-blog

Baekhyun

Let’s be honest here. He’d already know and he’d make use of it whenever he felt like it. So one day he’d come back in a playful mood and see you laying on the couch, just watching TV. When you notice him and see the look in his eyes, you’re ready to face whatever mischief he has in mind. 

Out of nowhere you’d find him behind the couch, jumping you and tickling you like crazy. You cry out in laughter and after a while, he’d give you space to breathe.

‘I hate you,‘ you’d say in a very childish voice.

‘Love you too jagi,‘ he’d say as he’d pat your head. Then he’d push you off the couch to tease you a little more. But after that you two would cuddle.

Originally posted by iyeolie

Chen

The two of you finally got home after an award show. Chen had looked so damn good up on stage, but now he was so damn tired. You were as well. You had work today and you rushed home to get changed and all right after. You had just made it in time.

Chen would fall onto the bed very dramatically and let out a long groan and you’d join him and you two would just whine about your painful bodies for a bit.

‘Jongdae?‘

‘Yes?‘

‘Can you help me out of this dress?‘ This dress was a total nightmare. When you put it on, you had to use a clothing hanger to get the zipper up because you just couldn’t reach it. It was horrible.

Without discussion he’d stand up and help you with the zipper, but when he saw your naked back he didn’t really want this moment to finish. His cold fingers would run along your spine. 

Your body instantly reacted. You found yourself crouching on the ground after letting out a loud yelp.

‘You’re ticklish?‘ he’d ask when you stepped out of your dress. You could already see the gears in his head turning.

‘Don’t even think about it.‘

Originally posted by overnightprincess

Chanyeol

‘I don’t want to do the dishes,‘ he whines.

‘But I did them last night. And the night before that,‘ you tell him.

‘But I was on tour!‘ he whines back.

‘But you have been back for over a week,‘ you are starting to whine now. He stays quiet for a bit.

‘I’ll play you for it,‘ he says out of nowhere.

‘You’ll play me for the dishes?‘ He nods and sits up on his knees on the couch, facing you.

‘Okay, let’s play.‘ You two play and he loses. He starts whining again, claiming that it is foul play. You simply roll your eyes at him and jump him, trying to force him onto his back. He fights back and has you on yours way quicker.

‘Did you really think that would work?‘ he asks.

‘It was worth a shot,‘ you reply. He nods and starts tickling you to get back at you. When he’s been going at it for a few seconds and sees you are practically dying from laughter. He lets go of you.

‘Oh, I am going to have so much fun with this.‘

Originally posted by kaisanity

D.O

The two of you were cooking together when he tried to squeeze past you in the narrow kitchen of your small apartment. He came over after long work day for the both of you he decided to come over and cook together to relax. After that, he’d stay over and you two could cuddle, watch a movie, stuff like that.

While he tried to squeeze past, he’d put his hands on your hips very lightly and in a moment of surprise, you let out a squeal. This would scare him, so he’d let out a soft string of curses.

‘You’re ticklish?‘ he asks.

‘Yeah, very,‘ you admit.

‘How do I not know this? We’ve know each other for quite a few years.‘

Originally posted by chenderellastrash

Kai

You two hadn’t been together for that long and today stuff had gotten a bit more heated than it usually did. He wasn’t just kissing your lips. He was starting to run his hands up your body, to your neck. His lips when to meet them and when the first kiss landed on your neck and his fingers touched the sensitive skin, you couldn’t help but pull up your legs in a reflex and giggle like a schoolgirl.

For a second, Jongin would be confused, but he’d soon be laughing at you.

‘Ya! Don’t laugh,‘ you’d say a bit annoyed.

‘I’m sorry, it’s just so cute,‘ he says.

Originally posted by sunkai

Sehun

THIS LIL SHIT I SWEAR TO GO HE’D BE SO SMUG AND HE’D ALREADY KNOWSo you two would be laying on the couch, just doing nothing. Him on his back, you on your stomach laying on him, both of you phone in hands, when he’d suddenly put his down and admire you.
You look up at him and smile as you put yours down too. You lay your hands on on his chest to support your chin.

‘What?‘ you ask. Suddenly he looks very mischievous. He rolls you onto your back so that he is leaning over you and pins your arms down using his knees. You know what’s coming and try to fight free, but it’s too late.

Five minutes later, Sehun is on the ground and you are still laughing, but not because of the tickling. He, on the other hand, doesn’t look that happy.

‘I hate you.‘

‘You love me,‘ you say in the most aegyo way possible.

‘Sadly,‘ he replies and you see him get ready to jump you again.

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

HuniePop Sentence Starters for all you sinners.
  • “Wow, okay. Could I get you to maybe take it down a notch? I’m right here.”
  • “Chill out for a second. You’ll be glad I showed up.”
  • “Oh my God, it’s worse than I thought, isn’t it?”
  • “I’d KILL to have tits like that!”
  • “Try not to be an ass for like…five minutes.”
  • “Thanks for the sex, homie!”
  • “It feels like I haven’t eaten anything in like a hundred and fifty years.”
  • "Is it weird that I like veggies so much?”
  • “What’s shakin’, bacon?”
  • “Oh my God, I could kiss you!”
  • “This is romantic as shit. Are you trying to seduce me?”
  • “That was a pussy drink! Hit me with something stronger!”
  • “What’s wrong? Seems like something’s bothering you.”
  • “Ohhhh, come on! Just try it on. It’s going to look sooooo cute.”
  • “You can’t keep all that boob to yourself, hun. It’s not fair to the rest of the world.”
  • “What’s cooking, good-looking?”
  • “You really are something else. You know that?”
  • “I have got to get something inside me. Food, I mean.”
  • “Let’s go win some stupid shit.”
  • “Can’t you just, like, chill out for once and, I don’t know, have fun?”
  • “What’s wrong!? Did I hurt your whore feelings?”
  • “Uhh, could you move please? You’re kind of in my way.”
  • “That’s fucking disgusting.”
  • “Okay, I’m here. So now what?”
  • “I literally cannot remember my name right now.” 
  • “Forgive me for saying this…but your body is straight bangin’.”
  • “Weakness? I’ve never heard of such a thing!”
  • “Fuck these birds, am I right?”
  • “Isn’t it funny how life is pointless and nothing matters?”
  • “That is a supremely nice set of tits. Ten outta ten!”
  • “What should we do about the fact that we’re desperately attracted to each other?”
  • “I just do whatever the magic fairy that follows me around tells me.”
  • “I need to pick up some condoms for our date tonight.”
  • “You look like you’d rather be anywhere else.”
  • “Flat chested girls make me sad.”
Exo reacts to meeting up with their s/o after their s/o was beaten up by bullies

Thanks to @akashxt for requesting this!


D.O:

D.O. would immediately notice the bruises you had desperately tried to hide. He would pull you into a gentle hug and examine your face and wiping away your warm tears.

“Jagiya, what happened? Who did this to you? Let me help you.”


Chanyeol:

Chanyeol’s ecstatic expression would turn into concern as soon as he saw you. He would rush over to you and stroke your hair lightly, his eyes never leaving you.

“I will protect you. You mean so much to me, I will never let this happen again, jagi.”


Suho:

Suho would grasp your hand and pull you into his chest, worry lacing his features.

“Jagi…I’m so sorry. I’m here for you now, always.”


Sehun:

Sehun would rush over to you as soon as he saw your conditon. He would drop to his knees to be eye level with you, gently cupping your face in his hands.

“Jagi…what happened? Who did this to you? They won’t get away with hurting my beautiful jagiya.”


Chen:

Chen would hold both of your hands, placing soft kisses on them. His expression would soften as he pulled you closer to his chest.

“My beautiful jagi…don’t cry…let me treat these.”


Baekhyun:

Baekhyun immediately pulled you into a tight hug, burying his head in between your neck and shoulder.

“I’m sorry, jagi. I should’ve been there to protect you.”


Lay:

Lay would brush away your fresh tears and pick you up bridal style, taking you away from whatever place you had planned to meet at.

“Don’t worry, jagiya. I will help you heal.”


Kai:

Kai would pull you into a hug, a few tears slipping from his own eyes. His arms would wrap around you, afraid to let you go.

“Jagi, don’t cry. My beautiful jagiya….”


Xiumin:

Xiumin would peck your lips gently, his soft eyes meeting yours. He held your hands, intertwing them with his own.

“Jagiya, I’m so sorry, I will always protect you.”

-Admin Q

Half-Blood Princess (Part 3): This Time Around

Characters: Dean Winchester x Sister!Reader, Sam Winchester x Sister!Reader, Hannah (Twin Sister)

Length: 1150+ words

TW: Nothing of any sort! Just all the fluff~

A/N: Someone asked about writing a Part 3, and I seriously wasn’t going to write one, but this just came out of nowhere, and now I just had to write it. I hope this was somewhat believable, and true to character! I hope this gives you some comfort after Angst Appreciation Day yesterday! Feedback is encouraged!

Part 1     Part 2     Part 3


It was a few days later, and Y/N wasn’t sure what to expect when Dean made the promise. Everyone seemed so sure they were going to start treating her differently, but she wasn’t sure how they could change so easily like that. She decided early on that she would give her siblings another chance. It takes two to make a relationship so she would try her best to form a bond with them, and see how it goes. Though, she was pretty wary of them still, she wanted to give them another chance. 

“Hey, kiddo,” Dean greeted, seeing her already in the kitchen making breakfast. “Need any help?”

She was about to shake her head when she paused. “Sure. Wanna help me make the eggs?” She was already halfway in making the pancakes, a pile already stacked beside her. 

“’Kay.” He grabbed another pan from the cabinet, and the carton of eggs along with the bacon. “What’s eggs without bacon, right?” he joked with a wink.

She laughed at his antics, shaking his head. “If you want to get high cholesterol, and die early- then knock yourself out.”

“Sounds like someone’s been spending way too much time with Sam.”

Y/N scoffed, but it came out more like a snort causing her to slap her hands to her lips in embarrassment. Dean looked at her for a millisecond before an evil grin formed on his face, reminding her of the Grinch. 

“Did you just snort?”

“Nope. Didn’t happen.”

“Yes, it did!” Dean threw his head back in laughter before bumping her hips with his. “Don’t worry, I won’t tell. Your secret is safe with me.”

“What secret?” Y/N said, playing dumb.

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