So my roommate and I got these Rudolph Christmas coloring books a couple of weeks back. Since it’s finals week, I wanted to ease my mind into studying by coloring. First time opening the book and I saw this picture..
My favorite thing about 300 Fox Way is that you never quite know how many people are there at once. I mean you remember Blue, Maura, Calla and Persephone well enough, but there is Orla and Jimi every once in a while and then there are random cousins running around and ‘hey Blue your Raven Boys are here’ and sometimes the Gray Man is there and then when you get the Cave Crazies its like how big is this place is everyone packed in like a clown car whats going on
oh wow here’s the trash can let me go dive straight into it...
Okay, I gotta ask this, because I want to know who else is sharing this trash dumpster can ride into Hell. Who else had some Seriously Inappropriate Thoughts™ when Prince Adam (Dan Stevens) in human form suddenly growled like the Beast near the end of the new live action movie?
ELIAS: Now we’re on our way to.. Hey, guys! Where are we going? Expericon! That’s where Mikael is going to a job interview.
ELIAS: Or he’s a black fucker. You’ll never get a job, bro. They’re scared of terrorism. It’s true! You’ll never get a job, man.
YOUSEF: I’m gonna give you a few tips.
ELIAS: Watch out, watch out, watch out! Look at them!
ADAM: Oh, look at me, my name is Yousef and I know everything about getting a job because I work in a kindergarten. The only reason I got a job there is because my aunt used to work there and that’s why I’m gonna give you all the tips on going to a job interview. The most important part of getting a job is not to use your foreign last name. Your name isn’t Boukhal, today your name is Øverlie.
MUTASIM: Look at the old guy with the grey jacket.
ADAM: Yeah, guys, let’s cross the road. Now we’re done.
ELIAS: Did he give you any good tips?
MIKAEL: Shut up! None of you have a job either.
MUTASIM: You’re too poor!
MIKAEL: Because yours truly, Mikael, is going to a job interview, I thought I’d give you some advice.
[Tips to get the job]
ELIAS: The first advice is: get a haircut before you go. Don’t have as long hair as this guy. Take off your hood!
MUTASIM: Remember, just lie. Lie the entire time. Don’t be yourself.
ADAM: First of all, you have to be full. Don’t use your real name in the application if you’re a foreigner. Get a new name or you won’t get a job in Norway.
ELIAS: Where the fuck are we? We’re just walking and walking and walking..
MIKAEL: I think we’re going the right way.
ELIAS: Excuse me! DO you know where Expericon is?
[We found you]
ELIAS: We wish this cutie, Mikael, good luck on his interview.
ADAM: Good luck.
MUTASIM: Group shake!
ELIAS: Put it down, put it down.
MUTASIM: You’re just messing around!
MIKAEL: Five, six, seven, eight.
ELIAS: Talk to you later!
ADAM: Now, Mikael is at his job interview.
ELIAS: Stop banging! Maybe people are sleeping.
ADAM: He’s been in there for a long time. Guys! There he is!
ELIAS: Quick! Say it to the camera! How was it? What did they say? Talk!
MIKAEL: I don’t think I’ll get it.. Because I think we’re at the wrong building.
MIKAEL: I think it’s in Drammen.
MUTASIM: Fucking hell!
ELIAS: Why were you gone for such a long time then, bro?
MIKAEL: I was walking around, looking for the guy I was supposed to meet.
ADAM: For half an hour?
MIKAEL: Yeah, man!
ELIAS: There you have it! An example of idiocy! That’s all for today.