because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.
So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???
Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”
I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)
It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.
@ mcu please give me my high speed tony stark civilian car chase now. steve and natasha get to use their bikes all the time PLEASE GOD escape from the “always in the suit” bullshit usually used in the super fast battle sequences and PLEASE, P L E A S E JUST GIVE ME MY JAMES BOND-LEVEL CAR CHASE FT. TONY STARK AT THE WHEEL OH GOD PLEASE
this is so fucked up like this shit is out here on whole nother levels like im not doign enough im just reblogging these revolutionary pics i feel like i should be setting myself on fire like holu fuck