og pls

i saw a post abt wanting julia to get some actual screen time (so to speak) and i was thinking abt how that might work and now i just cannot stop thinking about like, them somehow busting kravitz out of the astral plane and he brings an army of the dead with him and it’s lead by a soul who has experience with this sort of thing bc back when she was alive she co-lead the resistance against a certain mad governor 

and like, i know it’s almost certainly not going to happen but i’m obsessed with the thought now fml

  • me: i'm so glad that twenty one pilots got popular. they finally have the recognition they deserve. i'm proud of my bean children for making it this far.
  • also me: i blame mainstream radio. all my problems are because of mainstream radio. why. why take away something so glorious and spoil it to mindless outsiders. why.
Muse - “Crazy Hypotheticals”

oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!! an update!!!!!!! finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m so sorry this took forever it’s almost 5am as i’m writing this and i love u and i really hope u like it because if you don’t or do, pls let me know bc my heart grows when you do and if u hate it i still wanna hear from ya bc i love a good roast !!!!
also: i hit 200 followers and i know it may not seem like much to some of you but i’m so new here and your support as been OVERWHELMING i absolutely adore all of you thank you thank you thank you thank you
this !! is !! 4 !! u !! og bitches !!!!

ANYWAYS PLS ENJOY THIS AND HAPPY OSCARS YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UR LOVE AND SUPPORT AND *WIPING TEARS* I JUST LOVE U A LOT OK HERE WE FCKIN GO

summary: *to the tune of ‘what’s this’ from a nightmare b4 christmas* first date? first date!! there’s magic in the air! first date, firs- wait!!!! Karen, what should i wear!!!!!!!!!!
word count: 5600+ lmao kill me 
warnings: swearing !! as per usual i’m sorry yall i cannot help myself - also drinking, bad dancing, some terrible spanglish!!! lots of stuttering !!!! terribly formatted texting + facetime, lots of dopey smiles + way too many commas


HERE WE GO YALL CROSS YA FINGERS

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