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Not really in the mood for ecchi mangas rn but I’m bored af, let’s see how bad this is gonna be-

Wait- so THE LADY ARMOR IS ACCURATE AND DOESN’T DO THE BOOB-ARMOR STYLE?! HELLO YES YOU HAVE MY ATTENTIO- no wait I’m not falling for that, could be like that one time with the anime lady’s basketball and have ““cutesy”“ weak moves and no actual powerful action-

*wheezes* ok you have 90% of my attention-

HELLO YES, NOW (combining the points from the previous statement) YOU HAVE

100%

OF MY ATTENTION

Jungkook: You should wear my jacket

Jimin: Why?

Jungkook: You look cold

Jimin: *suspiciously puts on oversized jacket*

Jungkook: *starts giggling*

Jimin: What?

Jungkook: *still giggling* You…look like a marshmallow.

Jimin: *pouts*

Jungkook: A cute marshmallow

Jimin:

Jimin:…..fine

When there are tameables/pets in a battle/survival game
  • Me: Ok, we're just gonna have a egg farm and battle army. No names as most of you are either gonna die of starvation while I'm traveling away from base, or will get killed by something bigger. No attachment involved whatsoever. You are disposables.
  • Animal: *makes cute noise*
  • Me: Sorry I didn't mean it that way oTL
  • =Later=:
  • Me: Your names are Foghorn, Billy, Samwise, Marshal, Spot, Starscream, Mary, Kate, Ashley, George, and you over there with the stripes over there, you're Bob. We're all gonna have an awesome time surviving together and we'll all make it to end game if I can help it <3 no friend left behind.
  • Animals: *all make cute noises*
  • Me: Who's a good little pet? You, yes you bbys are, yes you are~ <3