the signs as the tumblr famous
  • <p><b><p></b> <b>aries:</b> oomshi<p/><b>taurus:</b> communistbakery<p/><b>gemini:</b> jerkidiot<p/><b>cancer:</b> bewbin<p/><b>leo:</b> bombing<p/><b>virgo:</b> foxnewsofficial<p/><b>libra:</b> meladoodle<p/><b>scorpio:</b> perks-of-being-chinese<p/><b>sagittarius:</b> pemsylvania<p/><b>capricorn:</b> patrick-star<p/><b>aquarius:</b> officialunitedstates<p/><b>pisces:</b> zackisontumblr<p/></p><p/></p>

the year is 2076. officialunitedstates is retired and lives at home with his beagle. he has long forgotten about his blog in his old age. the train post has over 1 billion notes and continues to post every day at 12:00pm central time. it’s the only post still in circulation on tumblr