officer lahey

  • Stiles: I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.
  • Isaac: Okay, well, that still leaves a 30% chance I'll attack you from the front.
  • Stiles: Well, yeah, but it would be easier to stop, because I could just block the blow. And then I'd counter it-
  • Isaac: [slaps him in the face]
  • Stiles:
  • Isaac: [walks away grinning]
  • Scott: I'm not apologizing to anyone. Peter owes ME an apology.
  • Peter: For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?
  • Scott: Don't call my mother your lover!
  • Isaac: Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
  • Cora: That is not okay dude.
  • Peter: Okay, in my defense...
  • Allison: Disgusting.
  • Derek: That's messed up man.
  • Scott: Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell!
  • Stiles: You have no sense of boundaries, Peter.