Please fire me. I hate my office job at the nursing home so much, that I sometimes don’t even show up, mute my phone and instead get dead out drunk in my apartment that is ABOVE my workplace. My boss is so damn stupid she doesn’t even question it. I just blame her when she asks if I had to work today and say we discussed before that I will get the day off for working so much overtime and she rolls with it. On my time journal I just write whatever I want, so I basically get paid for drinking cuba libre and derping on youtube, pretending I’m not at home.