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Transference (M) – Chapter 06

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Summary: During a routine visit to the local bakery, you stumble upon an intriguing business card and figure, what the hell. The business arrangement becomes…mutually beneficial. Y’all know where this is going.

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

Genre: Angst, Smut

Word Count: 13,167

Warning: Tantric!Hoseok, therapist/client relationship, sexual themes, BDSM, shibari, dom/sub roleplay, profanity.

A/N: This chapter is going to hurt.

Chapters: 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06

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Aesthetics & Color Palettes

Aries: volcano, fireplace, red lipstick/nails, grapefruits, canyon, leather, campfire, lava lamp, melted chocolate, roasted/toasted marshmallows.

Taurus: trees, coffee/hot chocolate, Christmas sweaters, water lilies, pink roses, presents, autumn leaves, pancakes/crepes, paved streets, comfy blanket. 

Gemini: tornado, yellow cabs, crowded citiy, lemons, joker card, sand clock, clouds, roller coaster ride/funfair, ice cream, trains. 

Cancer: pearls, old books, woollen scarfs, pocket watch/clock, dried flowers, the Moon, ocean, tearful eyes, babies, lip balms. 

Leo: the Sun, champagne, theaters, gold watch/jewelry, crown, lions/felines, sunflowers, fireworks, candies, glitter clothes. 

Virgo: libraries, bathrooms, anatomy/medical books, mountains, ice/snow, grey sky, organized desk, forest, cactuses.  

Libra; cotton candy, marshmallows, flowers, swans, fans, sculptures, peace sign, macarons/pastries, tutus/ballerinas, sunglasses.

Scorpio: red apples, blood stains, satin sheets, dark streets, abandoned mansion, dark sky/thunderstorm, dark chocolate/coffee grounds, lace, candy canes, potion bottles.

Sagittarius: airplanes, tropical jungle, arrows, cinnamon/spices, dark blue starry sky, haunted house, vinyls, mountains, road signs, cars.

Capricorn: suits, black eyeliner and eyeshadow, wine bottles, pillows, guitar, notebooks and office supplies, coffee, newspapers, boats, blackboard. 

Aquarius: dreamcatchers, butterflies, smartphones/technology items, jellyfishes, rings, feathers and birds, neon lights, dark lipstick, tattoos, quotes/pictures about freedom. 

Pisces: mermaids, ocean/lake/water, shells, tears, paintings, fog, mosaic, bed and sheets, dolphins, poetry books. 

Senator John F. Kennedy holds a mounted half of a coconut in his Senate office. When his boat was hit during World War II, he and his men swam ashore onto an uninhabited island. JFK carved a message into the coconut which a native took back to a U.S. base. A rescue party was eventually sent. (He also displayed the coconut on his desk in the Oval Office). February 26, 1959. ‬

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US admits DEA lied about Honduras 'massacre' that killed four villagers
The US Drug Enforcement Administration lied about its role in a bungled anti-narcotics operation in Honduras that left four innocent villagers dead, then misled Congress, the justice department and the public as it tried to cover its tracks
By Nina Lakhani

Honduran officers under the command of DEA agents fired at unarmed passengers traveling by taxi boat in May 2012, killing four people – including two pregnant women and a schoolboy – and seriously injuring three others. The operation, which left several children orphaned, was part of a militarized DEA programme that led to a series of deadly confrontations and has now been abandoned.

The shooting took place after a passenger boat with 16 people on board collided with a disabled vessel carrying American and Honduran agents and large quantities of cocaine that had been seized. The ground troops were escorted by four state department helicopters equipped with mounted door guns.

The DEA said two Honduran officers on the disabled boat had fired at the river taxi in self-defense after they came under gun attack. There is no evidence to suggest any shots were fired from the taxi boat, or that the passengers were involved in drug trafficking

In fact, the officers – who included a DEA agent – shot first, and even aimed at passengers who had jumped or fallen into the river. Then at least one DEA agent in a circling helicopter ordered a Honduran door gunner to fire his machine gun at the passengers from above.

The self-defense motive claimed by the DEA was based, at least in part, on fabricated testimony from a confidential DEA informant who later admitted she had lied.

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Randall Park before Fresh off the Boat.

The Tahoe Tessie: Hidden in the Tunnel

The Tahoe Tessie is a water cryptid that resides in Lake Tahoe in California and Nevada. Sightings have determined the she is anywhere from ten to eighty feet long, and black to turquoise in color. Surprisingly, her skin is said to be smooth, even though they feel she has reptilian features. 

The original stories come from the Pauite and Washoe tribes during the late 19th century. They believe the creature resides in an aquatic tunnel under Cave Rock. Cave Rock is a highway tunnel on Route 50. 

More recent sightings began in the 1950s. Two police officers out boating claim to have seen a large, black hump come out of the water. In 1979, a group of four saw a massive, serpent-like creature feeding from a school of trout. In the 1980s, two fisherman reported seeing a serpent that was about fifteen feet long under Cave Rock. Shortly after, divers found the aquatic tunnel, and a creature shot out. In 2004, a gentleman photographed a black hump coming out of the water. In 2006, a family saw a large, black, scaly creature in the water. 

Many theories have proposed the identity of Tessie. Many suggest that she is Plesiosaur or Ichthyosaur, though Tessie supporters believe this is improbable, because Lake Tahoe was formed after these creatures became extinct. Some also believe it is a new species of Freshwater Eel or Sturgeon. 

SHADES OFF WHITE

by David Isle

What grey flannel pants are to winter, off-white linen and cotton pants are to summer. You can wear them every day of the season without ever regretting it. This versatility is one good reason to have several such pants. Another is that they show dirt and stains easily, so you’ll want plenty in reserve when some need to be replaced or cleaned. Finally, there are many different shades of off-white, and it’s good to have a wide selection.

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Alternative ending to the drunken vampire bit: 

No one has passed out yet, and they haven’t noticed Henry has parked the boat. But Officer Moss has a higher tolerance for alcohol, and spots Henry making a break for it across the rocks towards the other side of the island.

Moss immediately runs to Salazar and Lesaro; who are giggling at everything.

“Capitan! Capitan!” both of Moss’s superiors pause, look at each other and burst out laughing.

Moss, annoyed, starts pointing and waving in the direction Henry is running in.

“Did we order the dessert to go?” he asks, increasingly impatient.

Salazar and Lesaro stop laughing. “No. Why?” they ask in unison.

“Because…THERE IT GOES!” Moss snarls, and the captain and lieutenant quickly turn and see Henry getting further away; a new spring in his step upon hearing Moss yelling.

“MIERDA!” Salazar points his sword and goes to run, but stumbles drunkenly, nearly falling over. “GET HIM!” 

Santos, Nico, and Moss answer the order and give chase, animalistic and gleeful. Henry, realizing what’s behind him and that they’re rapidly getting closer, missteps and tumbles down the spine of a Blue Whale carcass, crashing into some bushes. He leaps upright and runs around a maze like formation in the rocks.

But he hits a dead end. “Here, kitty kitty.” it’s Nico, grinning manically, and he’s joined by Santos and Moss. They corner Henry, and are just about to grab him and drag him back to the Mary, when the Turner boy is hauled out of harm’s way by Jack Sparrow.

“You don’t want this one, boys. He’s a bit stringy.”

Clawed fingers angrily scramble to pull Henry down, but Jack already has him safe, and they jump onto the deck of the Dying Gull.

Off in the distance, a terrible screaming is heard. 

“SPAAAAARRRRROOOOWWW!”