accidental foreshadowing: the hits

Magnus, in Refuge: Listen, either they die or we forget about them, so, either way. ..


Griffin: It’s like an airlock in a spaceship

Travis: Which of course we’ve been in before.

Griffin, very nervously: ….no? probably- probably not…

Clint: Maybe in the backstory!


Magnus, indignant for all the wrong reasons: Hey, we don’t know shit about history! We don’t even remember where we are right now!


Taako in Rockport Limited: It’s BARRY. How quickly you forget, huh?“


Travis after the first inoculation, in Moonlighting: Did we remember anything about the umbrella we found in the dungeon or any of that?

Griffin: No.

Travis: Huh.


Magnus: "I go and stand where he (the drifting mysterious incorporeal red spectre) is, and I jump around like ‘hey guys look I’m in a red robe!”


Travis: hey, are the voidfish’s powers like…selective?


Griffin, dodging like crazy: I mean, I imagine Barry’s voice sounds pretty different when he’s engulfed in flames.


Griffin in The Eleventh Hour: I imagine it’d be very disorienting, dying like that and then not dying.

Taako, nonchalant: Just another day at the office, baby.


BONUS from Rockport Limited; i just know this one was a two-year-long brick joke thanks griff

Jenkins: Remember, don’t leave anything behind, and you can’t take anything.

Magnus: Well, except memories.

Jenkins: The memories will be obliterated…no, no, no. I’m kidding. Nothing could destroy memories.

daily reminder to not kidnap baby birds

It’s that time of year again! Somebody just showed up in my office with a baby bird.

Turns out this “injured bird”, which is actually a baby northern mockingbird, was found right by a mockingbird nest I’ve been monitoring, where the chicks just recently hopped out of the nest. So this story had a happy ending, luckily: baby and family reunited!

But yes, it’s the time of year when you’ll see birds who are fluttering awkwardly, or just sitting still (FYI, a baby bird’s innate predator defense is to crouch down and stay quiet! If he’s not running away from you, that means he’s just hoping you won’t see him!!!!!! Give him what he wants and pretend you didn’t see him!!!!!!!). But fear not: they’re just dumb babies awaiting their next grub.

Put Him Back!

LGBT movies I recommend!

Brokeback Mountain 

(I really hope you have already seen this tho, its a classic. Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger plays two shepherds falling in love in 1960 Wyoming)


(Dutch, two teenage boys fall in love and deals with it) 

Freier Fall 
(German, two police officers, one with a baby on the way, develops feelings for one another. One of my favourite movies of all time) 

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my interpretation of white diamond from steven universe!!!

i’m excited to see if she makes an appearance in the one hour special, she’s definitely one of the most hyped characters in the show!!! OwO

i based her off of a little theory i saw online and it’s nothing really well known so i’ll explain it a bit:

-white diamond and the boss baby are THE SAME person!
-the boss baby is very busy and leads a double life
-using makeup the boss baby covers their diamond from their family as they instruct the other diamonds of what to do on homeworld
-the reason why white diamond hasn’t shown up yet is because of copyright issues, but since the 2017 BOX OFFICE HIT! The Bossy Baby (2017) has released in theaters, the creators gave the crewniverse the a-okay to show them off in action!

so ya!!! i hope u guys enjoy my design OuO

Griffin: How do Taako, Merle, and Magnus like, feel? Because we’re having a lot of fun here with our Groundhog’s Day shenanigans, but now they’ve died three times, and it probably hasn’t been great.

Travis: You know, Griffin, I’m glad you asked. I think for Magnus it’s a matter of like, this is how he would live his life anyways. So I will say he feels emboldened by being able to rush in, fuck up, and then rush in again.

Griffin: Yeah, that’s fair.

Clint: Merle’s not a fan.

Griffin: I figured as much.

Clint: Not a fan! A little chafed and a little gassy from the whole thing.

Travis: How does Taako feel?

Taako: Just another day at the office, baby.

anonymous asked:

fics where taes boyfriend/s are super whipped for him?

people whipped for taehyung?? you mean my favourite concept?? here are a few (and by a few i mean lots, long post ahead!!)

Dare, Future Boyfriend by shirogami (SlLHOETTE)

Vmin | NR | complete 1/1 | 1.7k | college au, fluff, smut, they’re both whipped, top jimin

I’ll say yes to anything you ask (your happiness is most important); by kissjhs 

 Vmin | G | complete 1/1 | 565 | puppies, domestic fluff, vmin are roommates

Dancing on Thin Ice by AmeBae

Vmin, side namjin | M | complete 19/19 | 19k | ice skater au, fluff, eventual smut, taejin are brothers, ice skater jimin, gymnast tae, friends to lovers

The Old You by Hyunnie

Taekook, Vmin | NR | incomplete 1/? | 787 | cops and robbers au, police officer jungkook, criminals vmin, baby boy tae, dom jimin, whipped jimin, dom jimin 

my ghost ( where’d you go? ) by dormant_bender

Vmin, Taekook | M | complete 1/1 | 8k | college au, ghosts, implied sexual content/ non explicit sex, voyeurism, unresolved sexual tension, one-sided taekook, fwb taekook, enemies to friends to lovers, angst, humour

Whipped by kaikumon

Taekook, side namgi, side 2seok | G | incomplete 2/? | 2.5k | college au, a/b/o au, omega tae, alpha jungkook, domestic fluff

chong! jojun! balsa! (point! aim! shoot!) by nutaella

Taekook, side yoonmin, side namjin | T | incomplete 24/? | 43k | texting au, college au, social media, fluff, humour, taegi are brothers, taejin are cousins, everyone loves tae, jungkook is older than tae, slow build

An Apple A Day… by officialkth

Taekook | G | complete 1/1 | 2k | sick tae, smitten jungkook, fluff

At your mercy by AnonymousXJWIFE

Taekook | E | complete 2/2 | 9k | fluff and smut, top jungkook, bottom tae, light daddy kink, muscle kink 

I love you everyday (don’t get away) by rooxynroll

Taekook | E | incomplete 2/4 | 27k | model Taehyung, bodygaurd Jungkook, slow build, fluff, smut, switching

Eat Less Sugar (you’re sweet enough already) by j_v_tae

Taekook | NR | complete 1/1 | 1.6k | fluff, halloween

Pretty in Pink by AmeBae

Taekook | M | complete 45/45 | 31k | highschool au, soft tae, taehyung wears panties 

I Do (Your smile could rival the Sun) by cafelatae9597

Taekook, side namjin, side yoonmin | NR | complete 6/6 | 10k | innocent tae, fluff, wedding au, taejin are cousins

Unwilling witnesses by Syneepsis

Taekook | T | incomplete 5/? | 6.4k | drabble collection, fluff, humour

anything for you by coffeetxe

Taekook | E | complete 1/1 | 3k | fluff, smut, bottom tae, top jungkook, jk is so soft for tae

earned it (cause you’re worth it) by hoeneytea

Taekook | E | complete 1/1 | 3k | pwp, smut, praise kink, daddy kink, baby boy tae

happy meal serenade by bambitaek

Taekook | NR | complete 1/1 | 2.2k | lazy dates, mcdonalds, domestic fluff, relationship goals

you remind me of a few of my famous friends(well that all depends what you qualify as friends) by tattooedjungkook (howlterx)

Taekook, side yoonmin | G | complete 1/1 | 4.5k | high school au, athletes, vmin are brothers, jikook hate each other

find circumference of the sun by tattooedjungkook (howlterx)

Taekook side yoonmin, side namjin | G | complete 1/1 | 4.3k | high school au, popular tae, social media au

before the night is over (I want you in my arms) by missallsunday (sharingdenimjackets)

Taekook | NR | complete 1/1 | 1.7k | friends to lovers, college au, fluff

pizza boy (i’m speeding for ya) by lovetaehyungies

Taekook | E | complete 1/1 | 3.2k | pizza boy jungkook, humour, fluff, smut, non-idol au, pwp

come over here and overwhelm me by locks

Taekook | T | incomplete 2/? | college au, friends to lovers, age swap, pining, sexual tension, oblivious tae

My Boyfriend’s Kids and I by Doeeyedmisfit

Taekook | NR | complete 1/1 | 4.7k | domestic fluff, actor jungkook, cafe owner tae, the rest of bts minus jin are kids

I Won’t Fall (in love with you) by taeharem

Taekook | E | complete 10/10 | 52k | smut, romance, falling in love, science nerd tae, walk to remember au, mild angst

Christmas Angel by taetrash

Taekook | T | complete 1/1 | 1.4k | chrsitmas fic, bad boy jungkook, fluff, sexual thoughts

Deep in my bones by hoeneytea

Taekook | E | complete 1/1 | 3k | smut, pwp, exhibitionism, public sex

Accidentally addicted to you by AnonymousXJWIFE

Taekook | E | complete 1/1 | 12k | fluff, smut, nipple piercings, pwp, praise kink

Forget Me by taeharem

Taekook | E | complete 8/8 | 21k | high school au, fluff, smut, memory loss

Home Base by kookbui

Taekook | M | complete 1/1 | college au, baseball player jungkook, fluff, established relationship, fluff, humour

Sexy Bitch by miyukitsune

Taekook | E | complete 1/1 | 4.8k | supernatural au, vampire tae, werewolf jungkook, smut, blood play, lots of kinks read the tags!!

you look so good (in my t-shirt) by sorrybae (pansius)

Taekook | T | complete 1/1 | 2.8k | morning after au, fluff, domestic fluff, tae in jk’s clothes 

Head Over Heels by byeolguk

Vhope | G | complete 1/1 | 1k | high school au, fluff, smitten hobi

only you kim taehyung by selfproclaimed_princess

Vmon | E | complete 1/1 | 2.6k | smut, pwp, teacher-student relationship, bottom tae, top namjoon, daddy kink, sex toys

Crows, Flowers, and Apples by PancakeTaetae

Taegi | E | complete 1/1 | 4.5k | boxing au, boxer yoongi, ring boy tae, smut, shower sex, bottom tae, fluff, piercings

for the love of all that is holey by my_hope

Taegi | T | complete 1/1 | 2.6k | Hybrid tae, cute tae, fluff

bask in the glow by kaikumon

Taegi, side namjin | M | complete 1/1 (says it’s complete and hasn’t updated in a few months but lots of the tags are missing from the story???) | 1.8k | punk rock band au, under ground rappers namgi, taejin are brothers, tae seems innocent but is actually a punk, college au

pull me closer by mintyoongee

Taegi, side junghope | T | complete 1/1 | 8k | college au, friends to lovers, fluff, sexual frustration, no smut tho, insomnia, comfort

I’ll Kill You by mintaehyung

Taegi | G | complete 1/1 | 7.6k | age difference, yoongi is older than tae, and whipped for him, cute tae

as always be sure to leave comments and kudos to let the authors know you enjoyed their work!!

Masterlist | ♛ Kings ♛ |

For some of these I haven’t posted yet but they will be fully posted soon. Also all my mtl have explanations and Requests are open for all~

✐ Drabbles ✐



| ✔ = smut | ✿ = fluff | ❖ = angst | ♛ = all |


Broken Promises | School!AU 

Teammates | Friends!AU ✿

I’m All Yours | Soulmate!AU ✔ ✿

Life’s Too Short | Dead!AU ❖

Focus | Bestfriend!AU ✔ ✿

Try Me | Nightmare!AU ✿

How Much Do You Love Me? | Soulmate!AU ✔ ✿

Fantasies | Imagine!AU ✔ ✿

Catch Me | Skator!AU ✿

Trouble Maker | Police Officer!AU ♛


Such A Baby | Bestfriend!AU ✿

Photogenic | Photographer!AU ♛

Anything For You | Soulmate!AU ✿

Comfy Isn’t It? | First Time!AU ✔ ✿

Open My Eyes | Rapper!AU ♛

The Bracelet | Boxer!AU  ✿ ❖

Magical | Witch!AU ✿

Royalty? | Alien!AU 

Mischief | Badboy!AU 

Switched | Genderbend!AU 


Disobedient | Angel!AU 


{Coming soon!}


{Coming soon!}


{Coming soon!}


{Coming soon!}


Kim Seokjin | Part 2 |

Min Yoongi | Part 2 |

Jung Hoseok | Part 2 |

Kim Namjoon | Part 2 |

Park Jimin | Part 2 |

Kim Taehyung | Part 2 |

Jeon Jungkook | Part 2 |


BTS most likely would prefer a tomboy over a girly girl

BTS most likely to cheat

BTS most likely to date a foreigner

BTS most likely to like playful girls

BTS most likely to date a non-famous person

BTS most likely to date a tall girl

BTS most likely to chose confident & witty over shy & innocent

BTS most likely to date a girl into edm music 

BTS most likely to date/ be best friends with a Jungkook or Taehyung doppelganger

BTS most likely to become best friends with a 05 liner

BTS most likely to get married first

BTS most likely to prefer long hair

BTS most likely to have a long distance relationship

BTS most likely to help you prepare for finals

BTS most likely to watch horrors with you

BTS most likely to go inside a haunted house with you

BTS most likely to hide easter eggs for you (hunt)

BTS most likely to want to carve scary pumpkins

BTS most likely to go bungee jumping with you

BTS most likely to live in a foreign country with their s/o

BTS most likely to prefer tattoos on their s/o

BTS most likely to want a small family

BTS most likely to accidentally fart in front of you

BTS most likely to fall in love with their best friend

BTS most likely to stay inside and cuddle for a date

BTS most likely to play their own song at their wedding

BTS most likely to have prank wars with their s/o

BTS most likely to annoy their s/o because their bored

BTS most likely to like curly hair

BTS most likely to be submissive or dominant

BTS most likely to be big spoon or little spoon

BTS most likely to do netflix and chill with you

BTS most likely to do to disney for a first date

Texts ✾ 

Members Together

When you ask them to wash the dishes (Dating)

When you ask them to come over at 2am (Best Friends)

Members Separate 

You having a problem and he helps you (Best Friends)

| Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook

Everyday texts from him (Dating)

| Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook |

(requests are open! finally)


You snapping almost every moment when you’re with him

Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook |

Member Scenarios

BTS as Spies (Coming soon!)

BTS as Vampires (Coming soon!)

BTS as Lost Boys (Coming soon!)


BTS reaction to their girlfriend being BigHit’s translator 

BTS reaction to them stealing your hoodies 

“Aria, Darling One… what are you doing?”

Aria cracked one eye open and grinned up at them, “Shhh, I’m ‘defeated’.”

Both men just stared for a moment, Drack shaking his head and Jaal feeling distinctly wistful.

Aria lay on the ground in the middle of the office with three baby Krogan on top of her; one half on her chest, one over her right arm, and the last laying across her legs. All three were making happy rumbling noises, clearly not noticing that their ‘defeated prey’ was actually quite comfortable.

“Found yerself a clutch-sitter, Kesh?” Drack laughed, setting his load down and skirting the scene to approach his granddaughter.

“Hey, Ryder offered,” Kesh clearly had a grin on her face, even as she typed away at her console, “Natural caretaker, that one; kids went straight for her.”

Jaal couldn’t help it; he deposited his own armful on the ground and then carefully crouched beside the redhead, smirking as the Krogan nearest him made a curious sort of sound, “Having fun, Darling One?”

“I am.” Aria grinned.

Eheheheeee got a lovely little lineart commission from miss @lynngo-art to with Log#29 of The Misadventures of Aria Ryder. I honestly told her to pick her favourite part of the chapter and go for it, and I am very very happy with the result ♥ ♥

Kesh’s clutch is adorable and I need to name them crap. Oops. >>;

Thank you so much Lynn it’s so freaking cute ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ X3

Doctor Who, are you a Marvel or a DC?

I’m a Marvel. 

And I’m a DC. *wink*

I’m a Marvel. 

And I’m a D.C., Sweetie. 

I’m a Marvel. 

And I’m a DC. Sorry. 

Gee, I’m a Marvel. 

And, Darling, I’m a DC.

Eleven, what are you?

A Terminator. 

Okay, then, what about you, Rose? 

The Bride of Frankenstein. 


Star Trek. 

Martha, what are you doing?

Sexy ladies.

Donna, dare I ask?

I got myself a proper job at an office. 


I stole a baby.