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remus headcanon
  • i have a headcanon
  • the marauders notice how Remus gets really moody when he reaches the 2 day mark before a full moon
  • each month varies in emotion
  • some months, he’ll be really sad
  • he’ll push his food around his plate, drag his feet when he walks, go to bed early, not even bother to get a cup of tea, lay his head on the table during class, not chime in on conversations, and have the boys constantly worry about him
  • other months, he’s completely pissed off
  • he’ll sigh in exasperation when he drops something, snap when someone asks him more than one question, rub his eyes and groan when he’s asked to do something, and sit on a common room couch with a mixture of annoyance and disgust on his face as he tries not to roll his eyes at everyone, making the other boys nervous whenever they’re around him, like he’s a bomb ready to explode
  • and sometimes, just sometimes, he’ll have a mixture of both
  • he’ll listen to his sad records but let out an aggravated groan when they skip, he’ll stare off in class and when he misses something the teacher said, he’ll hastily flip through his book and try to catch up, whilst having a pissy-pouty look on his face
  • the boys don’t even try to test him during this mood
  • when he’s this way, he has a no tolerance for any bullshit
  • and so, one day in 6th year, a day before a full moon, he was in that particular mood
  • they were all in transfiguration
  • James was sitting with Lily today, she let him; she’s starting to like James
  • Sirius is next to Peter, chatting about nonsense, and Remus is at the next table with his head on his crossed-arms
  • he likes being alone during classes before a full moon
  • but of course, only the marauders new that
  • so a snotty Slytherin sat next to Remus, seeing that there was no other seat available
  • neither one was too happy about this arrangement
  • toward the end of the class, Mcgonagall was talking about how transfiguring muggle-owned things isn’t tolerated because it’s too risky in exposing magic and confusing and scaring the muggle half to death
  • and of course, the Slytherin sniggers
  • “What is it?” Mcgonagall asked the slytherin
  • “I just think it’s funny,” the Slytherin starts,” that muggles can’t really seem to grasp anything.”
  • James can feel Lily tense next to him
  • James purses his lips and knits his eyebrows together, ‘here we go again, guess i’m going to have to get my knuckles bloody after class’
  • “Come again?” Mcgonagall asked with a puzzled look
  • “I just mean,” the Slytherin continues,” haven’t they noticed something’s up by now? Haven’t they noticed magic before? I mean the ministry can’t erase everyone’s memory… I guess their just slow… uneducated and slow.”
  • at that, Remus slowly lifted his head off the desk and turned to look at the kid, wearing the most ‘i can’t believe someone actually thought that in their head and then decided to said it out loud’ expression on his face
  • then the Slytherin kid says, in a voice just low enough for Mcgonagall not to hear, but everyone in a ten foot radius to, “Maybe that’s why mudbloods are so slow and horrid at magic, take after their stupid parents. Aren’t i right?”
  • and just as Sirius and James are about to pound this kid into the ground, Remus takes a handful of the kids hair from the back of his head into his fist, and slams the kids face on the table so hard and fast, James almost missed it
  • “REMUS!,” Lily and Mcgonagall shout at the same time, both standing up, Lily knocking her chair over
  • the kids nose starts gushing blood, undoubtedly broken, as he wails and fumbles to get away from Remus
  • and Remus just has this half bored, half disgusted look on his face as he watches his classmate flail about
  • Peter has the same shocked expression as James, and then James and Sirius share a glance, and before they know it, they’re on the floor laughing their arses off
  • since then, that was always the first story that got brought up whenever someone mentioned Remus for the next two years, and the story that always made Remus grin wide whenever he was in one of his ‘moods.’

nicky forces neil to get a new phone and eventually neil makes an instagram and as he starts getting more followers he gets more comfortable with having social media and does 60 second Q&A’s with the team at the fans request

  • the first one he does is with kevin because of popular demand
  • neil does it on the court after night practice with kevin and he reads a few questions that exy fans have commented on his previous posts
  • ‘kevin, what are you a queen of besides exy? no I’ll answer this, the answer is nothing, kevin sucks”
  • “fuck off neil” kevin gets serious and the rest of the video is kevin extensively and aggressively talking about exy until the timer cuts off
  • he does dan next and it’s the cutest 60 second video out there okay dan is sitting next to matt on the couch while neil is filming
  • he asks her how it feels to be “the best female exy captain in the NCAA” dan gets the biggest smile on her face and scrunches up her nose before she answers
  • ‘oh that’s sweet, who wants to know? I like this person. It feels great! but it’s stressful at times, there is a lot of sexism in the world but I usually ignore it in favor of focusing on how lucky I am to have such a great team.”
  • matt’s looking at her while she’s talking and u can literally see the love and admiration in his eyes, fans are crying in the comments about how cute they are, so am I
  • when he does renee, most of the comments are asking about her hair so she explains how she dilutes the bright colors by mixing them with conditioner to make them more pastel
  • “but that’s the easy part, root upkeep is the worst tho, I hate touch ups.”
  • neil vaguely knows what she’s talking about cause he’ll sit in the room when andrew helps her with her hair
  • nicky manages to tell half his life story in 60 seconds
  • neil uploads a second video of nicky giving advice to queer kids afraid to come out because of strict and religious parents or unsafe home lives
  • aaron walks away when neil tries to do his so instead neil uploads a five second video that’s just him zooming in on aaron sitting in a beanbag chair playing video games “aaron’s a dick.”
  • matt gets asked about his boxing background and he beams at the chance to talk about his mom
  • “she’s so badass, she taught me everything I know, she could kick anyone’s ass” he points at the camera “she’ll kick your ass. better watch out”
  • allison gives fashion tips, she also roasts neil for how he dressed when he first joined the team “god u guys should have seen him, fucking awful. nicky and I fixed him up tho, but it took a lot of work cause neil likes to make things difficult” 
  • when neil gets to andrew nobody expects him to actually upload anything but when he does the results are hilarious
  • neil sits next to andrew with the camera frontfaced so half of neil’s face is in the frame, andrew is curled up on the couch with a pint of ice cream and his glasses on “it’s time for your interview andrew”
  • andrew just stares at him
  • “why didn’t you sign with the rav- wait that’s a stupid fucking question, we’re not doing that one. alright. how many times have you and aaron been mistaken for one another?” 
  • andrew stares at the camera in silence
  • “tragic. next question. how are you so good at blocking goals?
  • silence
  • “incredible. what is your honest opinion about kevin day?”
  • andrew stares for a couple seconds before rolling his eyes and getting up to walk away, neil laughs and nods “I agree” 
  • BONUS: andrew has neil’s phone while they’re on the roof, neil is holding his cigarette and andrew starts filming, pointing the camera so you can only see neil
  • “hey junkie, it’s your turn to be interviewed” “alright” 
  • “how does it feel to finally have a real home?” 
  • neil smiles softly, but he’s looking at andrew not the camera “like I’m finally living, like I’ve got everything I could ever want”
  • there’s a short pause before you can faintly hear “285%” and the video cuts off
Jason Todd With A Tattooed S/O Would Include...
  • when he first meet you he just zeroed in on the tattoos on yours arms
  • when you both started dating he would ask you about them and if they had any stories behind them
  • he would listen really intently if they do have a story, he really wants to know what made you put something permanent on your skin
  • if your tattoos are more hidden he would be really surprised when he finally sees them
  • “When did you get this?
  • when cuddling he likes to trace them with his fingers
  • he has traced them so much he knows exactly which one is where and he can trace them without even looking at them
  • if you have any wrist tattoos he likes to rub them when he’s nervous or to comfort you
  • he really likes when you wear clothes that show them off
  • he thinks you look bad ass and sexy as hell
  • if he ever wants to get a tattoo he go’s straight to you and asks for you opinion and ideas
  • Damian totally thinks you should get a dragon tattoo
  • when you first took Jason with you to a tattoo shop he expected you to squeeze his hand but you didn’t
  • you seemed so relaxed and not affected at all
  • this makes him gain even more respect for you
  • if you have sleeve tattoos he loves when your wear his tank tops or muscle tops, just something about it makes him feel happy and get a warm feeling
  • he likes to kiss your tattoos especially if you have some small ones
  • if you have a glow in the dark one when he first sees it he just gasps
  • "It lights up in the dark?!” He squeals, he’s like a kid on Christmas
  • if you have finger tattoos he just obsesses over them, he literally likes to play with your fingers for that solid reason
  • he finds it so cute and innocent
  • it doesn’t matter if you have a lot them or just one tattoo he just loves them
  • when people see both of you walking down the street people are kinda intimidated by your looks and style
  • that’s until they hear the both of you singing duets of Beyoncé songs

proof that waldi’s the purest

  • he keeps his leg as still as possible when you’re wrapping it
  • he can’t live without his baby-blue blanket we use for rubbing his face off
  • he likes to touch and nibble at you for no other reason than making you laugh
  • when bridling, he picks up the bit by himself and at his own pace
  • he gets extremely enthusiastic when you braid him, because he knows that’s when he’s going off to compete
  • pleasing you matters more to him than anything else
  • the only thing he’s willing to commit a murder for is sugar cubes
  • when he’s scared, he braves the scary thing (misplaced stones on the road) by passing it in a passage
  • he loves cameras. posing is his favourite past-time
  • whenever i make a minor mistake in my riding, he carefully shows that by giving a small displeased whine or by over-exerting the task
  • he doesn’t even lift an ear when i twerk in front of him
  • he leans in for kisses when i offer them
  • when hacking, he always listens to my voice-commands, no matter how much he wants something else
  • he wants you to stay on, and so he never rears or bucks higher than 10 cm
  • he hates puddles. and rain. me too, friend.
With a shy s/o

Request: “Can i request hcs on how the pladins+Allura and Coran are with a shy or reserved s/o?? Thank you:)”

Sure thing my angry larva!!

Shiro

  • Very understanding
  • He totally gets wanting some space
  • Won’t force you to do anything you don’t want to do, but will encourage you to go a little out of your comfort zone
  • Always introduces you when you meet new people, and will stay by your side the whole time
  • If you want to leave somewhere, you’re as good as gone

Keith

  • Will give you space when you need it
  • He isn’t really great at detecting your feelings, I mean he gets the gist of it, but he can never be sure why, or what will set you off
  • He understands that you don’t like to talk to other people, more so if you don’t know them, so he’ll always tell you as much as he knows about them, and will not leave your side for the whole thing

Lance

  • Will always push you to do more
  • “Aww come on, why not?”
  • As soon as you explain, he gets it
  • He’ll still want you to try new things and talk to people, but if you say no, he’ll drop it
  • Will always cuddle with you if you want
  • Will definitely help when you need to recharge
  • If you want to say something but feel uncomfortable, he’ll say it for you, and will give you credit
  • “Well my wonderful lover here says that…”

Hunk

  • Completely understands being really shy
  • Will encourage you to do things, and will do them with you if you want, but if you say no, he won’t make you do it
  • If you agree to try something, he’ll totally do it with you, especially if neither of you had tried it before
  • Used to be really concerned when you didn’t talk, but now he just kinda gets it

Pidge

  • Not super worried in the beginning because she thinks it’s just how you are
  • She won’t even ask you about it, she kind of likes how quiet you are
  • It’s a good balance between her really curious personality, and she likes to just make you do stuff, no exceptions
  • She knows that you’ll benefit from it one way or another
  • But when something really makes you uncomfortable, she won’t make you
  • She tries to explain things as much as possible before they happen, so you don’t freak out (much)

Allura

  • Understands how you feel
  • Shy people are pretty much universal
  • Will spend a quiet night in with you if you want
  • Also won’t try to make you do anything, but will encourage you to do things
  • Will introduce you to people, and will always make time to ask what you think, because she knows you won’t always voice your opinions

Coran

  • Asks you to help with things so you don’t have to talk to people
  • Likes to tell stories to fill the silence, he knows how you get with silence
  • If it’s quiet, you feel like you have to talk, but when you talk, you feel like you’re saying something wrong, so then you shut down
  • Always tries to lift your mood with a story
  • He also is really supportive of you, he likes to introduce you to people when you go out
  • Will always help you when you need to recharge

This is completely based off of how i am when I’m shy -_- oops

anonymous asked:

Yes, I have a thing. Can you please do RFA + V + Saeran accidentally making MC cry then feeling guilty asf about it?

Yoosung

  • this boy is the sweetest but sometimes he gets on your nerves
  • he has the “gamer trance” so it’s hard for him to focus on talking to you while he’s playing LOLOL
  • or if he’s busy at work
  • you don’t get those morning texts and calls
  • it was bound to happen so you just brush it off
  • but if you try to text him later or call him he doesn’t answer
  • yet you see he’s online in the chat
  • one day you woke up emotional with all them HAAMONES
  • and you wanted to talk to Yoosung but he not only doesn’t answer
  • HE DELIBERATELY REJECTS IT
    • did he get a new phone and didn’t transfer his contacts?
    • what the fuck asshole
    • AND HE’S ONLINE IN THE CHAT ٩(╬ʘ益ʘ╬)۶
  • it was hard to understand why he rejected your call because your initial reaction was to get pissed off 
  • when he came home you were planning to just tell him off
  • he greets you and instead of blowing up you just burst into tears the moment you said he ignored your call
  • this nugget freaks out because in his mind: “oh no i screwed up, they’re upset, they’re going to leave me, omg no please” and his eyes get all watery
  • as it turns out you were calling and texting the wrong number so you felt like a dumbo
  • but Yoosung is too precious because even though it was a mistake on your part, he still feels so guilty for MAKING YOU CRY
  • he’s all hugs and kisses and for the next week he showers you with small gifts

Jaehee

  • sometimes Jaehee just doesn’t know her own strength
  • you notice it when she reaches out for your hand or when her hands are full and she kicks the door
  • she also has a tendency to punch things when she’s REALLY stressed out
  • a certain donut made her work on a project that was a complete waste of time and wanted her to work on another one
  • Jaehee was so pissed off she was going to punch a door since it was the first thing she saw
  • it all happened in slow motion
  • you opened the door with your goofy smile to see your beautiful girlfriend
  • instead you got punched square in the face
    • powerful enough to knock you over
  • Jaehee panics and gets down on your level to see if you were alright
  • you could see Jaehee was stressed out so you didn’t want to add onto the pile of responsibilities for her to worry about
    • and you know it was an accident so it wasn’t a big deal
  • you try to be tough and smile but hot damn your face hurts
    • did she break your nose!?
  • and you can’t help but cry from the pain
  • Jaehee feels like the shitiest person on Earth
    • worse than Jumin!
  • she brings you to the ER and low and behold she broke your nose!
  • due to the circumstances, she’s extra affectionate to you
  • she touches you like a vintage china doll
  • you get her a punching bag and a stress ball for her office  

Zen

  • you figured this would happen one way or another
  • Zen was too busy at his job to give you attention
  • although, you learned after a while that it’s just how things are so you just accept it
  • but when he invites you to parties, he gets flooded by a ton of people wanting to engage with him and you’re just left behind
  • once he actually FORGOT you at a party
    • like legit left the building, got on his motorcycle, had a few drinks with a friend or two then went home
    • meanwhile you were at the party still standing like a wallflower at prom
  • you were hella annoyed but tried to be understanding in the matter
  • then the one time you two are actually able to talk, the director pulls him away to talk to some of his colleagues
  • at that point you were full of rage and figured this asshole was going to forget you again so you called a cab
  • “Where are you going? Are you not feeling well? We can go home now if you would like.”
  • you were a salt mine
  • “I’m not needed here so I’m just going home or work or whatever.”
  • marshmallow is so confused but he doesn’t want you to go so he tries to catch you
  • oh hell no boy 
  • you give him the BUSINESS from the past month
  • you only felt rage but all that hot anger made you oblivious to your tears
  • Zen feels like the shitiest person in history
      • well everyone does if you made precious cinnamon roll cry ya doof
      • he would be guilty not just for his looks but by making you cry
      • a double offense!
  • just apologizes as he smothers you in a tight hug

Jumin

  • work/school was really getting to you
  • there was just so much work you had to do it felt like you were balancing a tightrope
  • your boss/professor wasn’t satisfied with your work so you’ve been trying to improve
  • it was putting you on edge having to balance your work with Jumin and the RFA
  • you were good managing all of it, but when work/school started to dog on you, it started to bleed into everything else
    • you forgot to invite a few people to a party, or forgot the caterer, you accidently ignored one of Jumin’s calls, or stopped hanging out with your friends
    • life was just a big bag of dicks for you
  • and this donut with the purest intentions
  • just wanted to help you not be stressed
  • so he decides to help you!
    • oh boy
  • everything he was pointing out felt like critique to you
    • it was the same things your professor/boss said
    • so you were feeling completely inadequate
    • plus Jumin tended to not be so kind when it comes to critique
    • you felt like you couldn’t do anything
  • you cover your eyes because you felt the tears coming
  • he looks over to you and immediately blames himself
    • AN ANGEL IS CRYING GOD IS GOING TO SMITE ME
    • I’M THE WORST PERSON TO WALK THIS EARTH
    • I DON’T DESERVE HER
  • but you kind of explain to him how stressed out how you can never get this thing right
  • to repent for his misdeeds, he pulls you away from your work, has you sit on the couch, gives you Elizabeth 3rd, and has you lean on his shoulder until you fall asleep
  • after your much-needed rest, you just said fuck it and submitted your work knowing you did your best

707 

  • you love your beloved jellybean, you really do
  • he has flaws and you see through them
  • except one
  • this boy interrupts you
  • all
  • the
  • fucking
  • TIME
  • it gets annoying when you’re in the middle of a story and he just interrupts to tell his own, talk about something else, or to someone else
  • you almost never finish a story because of him
  • so you just sit by and listen to his story instead because you know what, you’re POLITE
  • you try to see through it, you try your damndest 
  • you hit your breaking point when Yoosung was over and you were talking with him
  • you were WAITING for Seven to interrupt but he doesn’t
    • thank God
  • then at the apex of your story, he just turns to Yoosung to ask an unrelated question
    • and Yoosung actually answers and it turns into a discussion
  • that day you learned what a bomb felt like
  • you just sit back and ignore their conversation completely 
  • but you were just so fucking done with this
  • when you felt the tears coming on you  just turned away and covered your eyes
  • precious Yoosung is the first to notice and he asks if you’re okay
  • when he notices, Seven does too
  • Seven CANNOT stand to see you cry
    • unless it was because he tickled you too hard or it was from laughing
  • you decide to tell Seven about the interruptions and how upset it makes you feel
    • Vanderwood approves
  • you feel so bad because you know he doesn’t intentionally do it and he’s already self-conscious as it is
    • but your feelings are valid too and he deserves to know
  • feels just awful about the situation
  • he makes it a conscious effort to stop himself from interrupting others
  • it’s hard at first, but he gets the feel of it and now he just sits there giving you his full attention ^^

V

  • V always makes you cry how can he not???
  • V is just a sweetheart who deserved more in life
    • hell you ran the V fanclub
  • but you understand V needs to take things one step at a time
    • because of She Who Shall Not Be Named
  • he was doing well with you for a while
  • there was hope
  • then Jumin brought up the eye surgery and V decline
  • excuse me?
  • you avoid asking him why he still doesn’t want the surgery
    • he redeemed himself, you don’t understand why he wouldn’t want to reverse She Who Shall Not Be Named did
  • when you finally decide to bring it up, he’s pretty adamant on not getting the surgery
    • “Not for me?”
    • “…No. I deserve it.”
  • you’re just so hurt how V takes it upon himself to bear his own crosses
  • he just hates himself so much
  • you just start balling because all you want is for him to be happy and no one, not even V could stop that
  • when he hears you crying, he can’t bear it
  • this man is the Emporer of Guilt
  • he finds you and just holds you
  • after that little outburst, the next day he calls Jumin saying he’ll do the surgery

Unknown

  • he would NEVER hurt you
  • it was an accident
  • was walking down the hallway
  • and he knew that Seven was notorious for hiding and jumping on him when he least suspect it
  • so Unknown wanted to have the upper hand
  • he was cautiously walking down the hallway, quietly scanning the area
  • suddenly a door opened and next thing he knows, he’s dropped someone to the ground, and has them pinned down
  • oh shit it was you
  • he quickly lets go of you, “A-are you alright?”
  • you nod with a smile as he explained himself
  • but you were lying to him and yourself
  • when he dropped you, you banged your elbow in the threshold and your flesh peeled through the door lock
  • you couldn’t help but start crying because it hurt like the dickens
  • this gumdrop is frozen
  • he has NO idea what to do
  • you’re crying, bleeding, and all he could do is feel extremely guilty
  • HE HURT YOU
  • Seven does NOT make the situation any better
  • “HaHA I got yo-”
  • stops midsentence when he sees you on the floor bleeding and crying
  • holy shit it looks like he’s about to murder Unknown
  • you had to intervene to make sure there wasn’t more blood Vanderwood had to clean
  • when you’re getting stitches, Unknown just mutters an apology to you
    • in the sweetest way possible
    • he was like a puppy who thought they did something wrong
  • you tell him it’s alright and hold his hand
  • just a precious little gumdrop
Jungkook as Best Friend

For wierdo anonie ^_^

  • honestly y’all would be HILARIOUS
  • like, MANY MEMES
  • MANY DERPS
  • many inside jokes
  • many Christmas presents that are questionable at best ???
  • like, “Jungkook what is this?”
  • “It’s supposed to scoop ice cream for you!”
  • “It looks like a spoon that might try to kill you.”
  • “ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “
  • pple might think ur dating b/c you get along so well
  • nah fam, we’re just close
  • whenever someone approached the two of you in public about being a couple jungkook would be so childish
  • like ew date? eW DATE THEM?? G R O S S THEY PICK THEIR NOSE
  • and just be so embarrassing like jeon jungkook we all know u are the one who picks ur nose fUCK OFF
  • he drags you to the gym with him and u hate it but low key appreciate it
  • his excuse is that when the zombie apocalypse comes he wants you to be able to run fast enough to keep up with him and its??
  • low key sweet of him???
  • then he ruins it by grabbing u in a headlock and shoving ur head into his sweaty armpit
  • defending Jimin from his relentless teasing and jungkook getting HIGHKEY jealous like
  • no 
  • ur my best friend u can’t be anyone else friend stOP 
  • he teases you about being shorter then him ofc 
  • he purposefully places things way above ur head when he comes over to your house
  • like you made the terrible decision to let him watch your apartment to water ur plants n stuff while u went away for the weekend
  • and you came back and e v e r y t h i n g was moved to be above ur head 
  • and he left u a stepstool with a bow on it and a note that said “good luck getting ur plates for dinner u short demonspawn <3″
  • and he put the stool on top of your fridge
  • that started the biggest prank war bts has ever seen and after 2 weeks of this going on Yoongi put his foot d o w n when you dyed all of BTS’s underwear bright neon fuckin orange
  • Jhope and Tae were fine with it btw
  • You accidentally dyed Jin’s hair pink instead of Jungkooks and he was thrilled so that worked against u
  • Jungkook glued all your furniture to the ceiling but then Namjoon made him help u take it down as punishment
  • hardcore jamming out to Big Bang 
  • him teaching you dances and being way too serious about it but then he gives u that cute bunny smile of his when you get it right for the first time

-Admin KT & Admin Hedgehog

K.A.R.D when their gf is an instagram model {REQUEST}

J.Seph:

Is really proud, and likes to show her off

He’s such a precious bean

Originally posted by kardtaehyung

B.M:

10/10 will brag about it to Taehyung and will love to post selfies with her and pictures of her

Originally posted by miniminsu

Somin:

“Now we’ll rule the world with our beauty,”

Originally posted by so-minn

Jiwoo:

*brags to the other members*

“My jagi is the prettiest. Y’all want her but you ain’t gonna get her,”

Originally posted by nnochu

-Bom

Got7 College AU - Bambam

A/N - Time for Bambam’s college AU! I love doing these so much and everyone seems to enjoy them too~ Keep on sending in your requests!

Mark | JB | Jackson | Jinyoung | Youngjae | Yugyeom

  • Bambam would study something like photography or media
  • I can see him being a bit of an arty type of person
  • he just loves to capture the beauty in everything
  • which is a cheesy pickup line he has often used when flirting with people
  • usually it gets them giggling and blushing
  • but not you
  • when he asked to take a photo of you for a project and said he likes “capturing the beauty in people and you’ve got more than enough of it”
  • you just said “hm no thanks, I’m good”
  • and needless to say Bambam was shook af
  • no girl had ever really turned him down bc one he had some good lines and two he was pretty attractive
  • but being turned down by you just completely threw him off
  • he didn’t care about photographing anyone else
  • he was determined to have you change your mind and like him
  • it started off as him being unable to cope with the rejection
  • but then slowly formed into a crush
  • if his friends ever asked if he liked you though he’d just shout “god no! I’m just pissed they weren’t impressed by me”
  • and obviously everyone could see past that
  • they could all see that he actually just wanted to impress you and have you return his feelings
  • because you were doing a completely different course to him, you rarely ever saw him
  • until you became good friends with fellow English student, Im Jaebum
  • who was, coincidentally, best friends with Bambam
  • so now whenever you wanted to hang out with JB, Bambam tagged along trying to impress you
  • you actually didn’t mind him tagging along since you found it rather funny how hard he tried to get you to like him more
  • and he was actually pretty cute
  • but you’d never tell him that
  • mainly because you knew his ego would rise even more than it already had
  • whenever you had to spend time with him, he’d do whatever he could to get your attention
  • and had given up trying to flirt and use pickup lines on you
  • and was literally just trying to get you to like him
  • which you did
  • when he wasn’t showing off, Bambam was actually a nice person
  • he was really funny too and you often laughed at his jokes
  • he was definitely attractive too, there was no denying that
  • and you could see yourself dating him, if he didn’t try so hard to impress you all the time
  • when you told JB all of this, you never expected him to relay that to Bambam
  • but one time when you were sat outside, just enjoying the warm weather, Bambam walked up to you and sat beside you
  • you had expected him to act like he usually did but this time was different
  • he was much more relaxed and natural 
  • the two of you got along way better than usual
  • and you could feel those little feelings you had for him grow just in that one conversation
  • and when he nervously asked you if you wanted to go out with him sometime, you were more than happy to say yes
  • after that first date, more and more were to come
  • and you and Bambam were an adorable couple
  • he would always want to use you for his assignments and photography projects
  • you’d be his inspiration
  • nothing could inspire him more than looking at you and seeing the beautiful way your face would express emotion

Spending a quiet day in the bunker with Sam would involve:

  • Sam will probably wake up earlier than you, even though you both have the day off
  • He’ll either go for a small run, or go to the kitchen and start making you both some breakfast
  • Either way, you both eat breakfast together and Sam is teasing you about how bad your bedhead is
  • You both take a shower, but stay in your pajamas
  • It’s a lazy, quiet, relaxing day. And you don’t get much of those
  • Watching that show that you’ve been begging Sam to binge-watch with you
  • Probably rewatching an old movie that you both almost forgot about
  • Talking throughout the whole movie and repeating the quotes when the characters say them
  • Making lunch and dinner together, only for you to bring them back into your room and eat them there
  • Lots of laughs, cute and fluffy kisses, and mass amounts of cuddling
  • You’ll eventually fall asleep, despite your promise that you both will finish this season before going to sleep

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@mommy-winchester @blueicevalkyrie

Headcanons for Kageyama’s backpack (buckle up, everyone):

  • Kageyama has a volleyball pump in his backpack. You never know when you’ll encounter a volleyball with substandard inflation
  • He’s only got one kind of coin for change, because this is the change he receives from the vending machine when he buys the same drink from it every day
  • The keychain on his key is the same tag it came with when distributed by the landlords. He never bothered to take it off
  • He bites his pens and pencils, and he lost the cap to his pen ages ago
  • He also snapped the tip of his pencil weeks ago and hasn’t used it since- his pink eraser is immaculately unused. He figured why bother when he has a perfectly functioning pen instead
  • The crumpled paper was a test (probably math), and he got 12/70, the poor child
  • The neatly folded you might recognize… it’s Suga’s chart of hand signals. Kageyama asked if he could keep one in hopes that he might eventually be able to make something similar for his teammates
  • He has the nail clippers to make sure his nails never get in the way of setting- a useful but frustrating tip he stole from Oikawa (who also has nail clippers in his backpack)
  • (I made the time on his phone 9:01 because it’s Kageyama’s jersey and then Hinata’s #10 backwards…)
  • He’s got a stick of eyeliner tucked away in there somewhere… he might not be using it yet, but it’s there
  • The doodle on the corner of notebook paper was drawn by Hinata. It’s a drawing of their freak quick, complete with “GUWAAAAH” sound effect. Kageyama tore it off his old homework because he couldn’t bring himself to throw it away
  • The volleyball charm at the bottom is part of a matching pair… the other half of which is attached to Hinata’s phone. Kageyama’s too embarrased to actually put it on his phone… but he still keeps it in his backpack and brings it with him everywhere
  • I cry
LeeBurr Headcanons [Modern Hollywood AU]

Charles Lee is a highly overrated actor who worked his way up through Hollywood in big-budget action films 

No srsly he can’t act for shit, but he’s really hot, so he gets roles

Burr is a renowned film critique who literally drags Lee’s acting after every movie of his comes out 

Lee ignores it at first, but now the guy just makes a point to attack him after every premiere in his magazine so he’s starting to get pissed off

He goes in to meet with Burr and ask him wtf his problem is, but when they meet, they’re both floored by how much they are actually attracted to each other

They go for smoothies in downtown LA, and now Burr can tell Lee in bed the night of his premieres how much he sucked (*^▽^*)

so @icameheretowinry​ posted this before and i just got a lot of feelings about an olivier/maria relationship so

  • olivier knows she’s gonna lose miles as soon as she hears the rumours about rebuilding ishval
  • so she decides to offer a position as her new personal adjutant to maria ross since apparently that woman has Zero Fear and it’ll piss off mustang bc he was going to use maria as proof about how corrupt the military was
  • maria accepts the position bc she knows you don’t say no to major general armstrong unless you want a death wish or you’re roy mustang
  • and mustang is Understandably Pissed Off
  • he sends olivier all these bouquets that mean stuff like ‘fuck you’ and ‘you are the literal worst’ in flower language
  • olivier starts to hand them out to soldiers who are pissing her off and it becomes tradition to give someone a flower at briggs if they’re being a fuckwit
  • instead, olivier just calls him on the phone like a Normal Person and tells him where he can shove it
  • ‘whatever mustang, i hope you don’t kiss hawkeye with that mouth, she doesn’t deserve that’
  • and at first maria is just a pawn in her and mustang’s weird flower pissing contest and she goes along with it, bc she’s indebted to both of them A Lot
  • but after awhile she gets tired of the animosity so she makes her own bouquet basically saying ‘please stop’ and leaves it on the general’s desk
  • and then a week later she gets one back on her desk and it takes her FOREVER to translate it bc it is so intricate
  • maria eventually has to ring her grandmother to help with the translation and it turns out she had messed up the message and so the general had corrected it
  • so maria makes a new one to say thank you
  • her technique and arrangement gets criticised in the next bouquet delivered to her desk
  • this goes on for a few months
  • and after a while the bouquets say stuff like ‘i hope you’re having a better day than me’
  • of course all of briggs has cottoned on to what’s happening
  • one day maria realises what has happened and decides fuck it
  • ‘general, can i ask you for some advice?’
  • ‘you can try’
  • ‘do you think camellias or an acacia blossom would work well with carnations?’
  • ‘either - i’m certain the response would be the same’
  • ‘and what would that response be, sir?’
  • ‘jonquils and a gardenia’

Okay but a Sherlock AU set in a high class brothel:

  • Irene Adler is a prostitute
  • Sherlock Holmes is her main client, still a detective
  • He goes there at least twice a week, sometimes three if he’s feeling generous
  • They have sex and then they just talk
  • He doesn’t know Irene’s real name as of yet (obviously) but they talk about their lives
  • Sherlock isn’t keen on attachment obviously so that’s why he goes to a brothel for sex
  • But he doesn’t like being with different women, he has to have a constant (which is why he always goes to Irene)
  • John is totally unaware of Sherlock’s arrangement
  • He thinks Sherlock goes off to smoke weed with someone he’s not paid off
  • He never ever finds out about this arrangement
  • The twist?
  • The twist is that Mycroft owns the brothel
Random Davey headcanons
  • He snores
  • He didn’t cry when he was born. In fact, he was silent until he was ten months old, when he accidentally crawled over one of his toys and it hurt so he said “oy.”
  • He is very good at rehabilitating animals but is absolute CRAP at taking care of plants
  • He drinks tea and blows bubbles in it, which pisses his sister off
  • He LOVES peppermints
  • He reads EVERYTHING
  • His cheeks get super red in the winter
  • He squeaks when he hiccups
  • He loves words and he will get fixated on a word and repeat it until it’s meaningless. This generally doesn’t bother anyone until the newsies are forced to sell their product during a massive storm and Davey can’t stop saying “moist papes”
  • He generally has excellent impulse control but he once ate an entire cake with his bare hands because his mother forgot to serve it and he is very much against wasting food
  • At the time the events of the musical take place, he has never been kissed. Someone tried once but they both passed out (Davey from nerves, the girl from a burst appendix).

kuroo headcanons

  • He has glasses, but he forgets them everywhere and everyone on the team and in his classes has to return them to him
  • when kuroo wakes up, he’ll sometimes put his glasses on over the hair that covers his eye
  • at the training camps, when he’s feeling overwhelmed or nervous, he sits next to kenma and just listens to the sounds of whatever game he’s playing
  • kuroo also hangs out with bokuto to relieve stress because he doesn’t have to pay attention to what he says or does around him, he can be as weird as he wants
  • kuroo can’t cook to save his life, but when he tries it always ends with the smoke detector going off
  • he wore adidas pants to practice once but had to change because everyone was too distracted
  • kuroo has multiple ear piercings and will sometimes wear eyeliner 
  • he always initiates conversations with the other team members when kenma is too shy or anxious to do it himself
  • kuroo has also become very good at sensing when kenma is uncomfortable, so he’ll make something up to excuse both of them
  • he likes to be first to morning practices but somehow kenma always manages to get there before him (he still doesn’t know how that happens)
  • on the bus back from away games, kuroo sleeps with his head on kenma’s shoulder, kenma pretends not to notice but his mood improves