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A Complete List of Characters in Overwatch with Canon Disabilities and/or Disorders

Akande Ogundimu, “Doomfist”: Prosthetic right arm

Genji Shimada: His entire body is pretty much prosthetic. Recovering from depression, PTSD.

Jesse McCree: Left arm from the elbow down is prosthetic; alcoholism, implied depression and PTSD.

Gabriel Reyes, “Reaper”: Unknown extent or nature of disability. His cells decay and regenerate at an extremely accelerated rate, and he can turn into a mist-like form. It is likely that he has intense chronic pain.

Jack Morrison, “Soldier:76″: depression, PTSD, implied alcoholism.

Lena Oxton, “Tracer”: Permanently displaced through time. Experiences aggressive mental and physical temporal dissociation. Wears her chronal accelerator to keep her anchored in time.

Hanzo Shimada: depression, suicidal thoughts and actions

Jamison Fawkes, “Junkrat”: Right arm from the elbow down and right leg from the knee down are prosthetic. Pyromania, extreme memory and impulse control problems, implied ADHD, possible impairment of empathy and morality

Torbjorn Lindholm: Prosthetic left arm, impairment of right eye(?), dwarfism, chronic headaches

Amelie Lacroix, “Widowmaker”: Genetic experimentation resulting in slow heartbeat, violet-hued skin, and extreme apathy. 

Reinhardt Wilhelm: Blind in right eye, joint problems associated with age

Mako Rutledge, “Roadhog”: Lung problems of unknown nature likely caused by radiation poisoning and a harsh lifestyle

Ana Amari: Missing right eye

Satya Vaswani, “Symmetra”: Left arm is entirely prosthetic, autism

a-lover-of-jugo  asked:

hay i love your Young McHanzo art but i do have a question wen Hanzo was younger he use a sword write? so my question is ever thought of drawing a sniper McCree and a samurai Hanzo?

………………………..

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………………………….THAT’S TRUE-

Tho to be fair, the official bio did imply he basically grew up a prodigy in martial arts, swordsmanship, and bowmanship. But the appeal of young!Hanzo using a sword and being the cocky aggressive short-range attacker (guess who Genji took after jflkdasfjl) while young!McCree played more safely as the mid-range sniper hotshot and watching Hanzo’s back (thus impressing him)-

…what a nice thought. 

So, thanks for that ; A ;

Bird Squad

Request:

Requests are open? Yay! Could we get one where reader has real feathery wings and her and Sam get into a argument about whose wings are better? Meanwhile Clint is freaking out that the Bird Squad is arguing (him, y/n, and Sam) and the rest of the team gets dragged into the argument.


Sam has created a chatroom: Birds Assemble

Sam has added Y/N, Clint.

Clint: Caw caw?

You: Caw, caw caw?

Sam: Omg guys stop.

Clint: You did name the chat “Birds Assemble.”

You: You have no one else but yourself to blame.

Clint: Why are we assembling?

Sam: I need you to finally decide who has the best wings.

You: Clint doesn’t need to decide because he knows my wings are the best. RIGHT, CLINT?

Clint: Let’s not argue. You both have beautiful wings.

Sam:

Sam: Majestic wings, equally majestic booty.

Clint: Did you have a photoshoot just for your wings?

Sam:

Sam: Here’s Y/N, and her wings. I think this speaks for itself. Spotted next to her is Clint. Too afraid to agree with me.

You: BECKY MEANS WELL, DON’T BRING HER INTO THIS.

You: Your wings are basically a glorified jetpack.

Sam: Excuse me, BECKY?

Sam: JETPACK?

You: IT’S A JETPACK, SAM, WITH RETRACTABLE WINGS.

Clint: C'mon, man, leave Y/N alone. And Y/N, don’t you know you shouldn’t call his wings a jetpack!

You: Yeah, leave my MORE MAJESTIC WINGS ALONE. I won’t listen to HIS LIES.

Sam: Talking LIKE THIS won’t help your DENIAL about MY WINGS.

You: It’s for EMPHASIS. I have ACTUAL wings. With feathers! Not some metal contraption!

Sam: Look at how SLEEK and ELEGANT mine are. One gust of wind and all your feathers are ruffled. Not to mention you’re always dropping a few around the base.

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Imagine Castiel outing your secret relationship with him

Gif submitted by the beautiful @sortaathief

“So I had her legs wrapped around my head,” Dean’s eyes widen in delight as he recounted last night’s venture. You half listened, eyes glanced over at Castiel; who was standing over Sam as he researched on his laptop. The angel looked at you and smiled softly; you looked down to your lap, trying to hide a smirk.

“And then she did this one thing with her tongue,” Dean groaned in remembrance. You laughed and playfully shoved the hunter.

“Yeah, I heard you,” you smirked.

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anonymous asked:

hello mushi 0131 do you have many friends on Tumblr? I want to follow them all (:

I’m gonna start out by saying I already feel bad because I know I’m going to accidentally forget to people, but I promise I don’t mean any offense. 

Let’s see, Tumblr friends… 

@chikkachu, @coleymari, @zeraheart, @missyplatinumm@siriusly-random, @summylise, @stardresss, @fairytailturtle3334, @piratedrabbles @lcydragneel, @kagomenesan, @msmanga14, @natsuu-dragneel, @amehanaaa@brokenangelwings83@kazuma14, @rizzy09, @smile-lifegoeson, @akiko-natsuko@aethirium@greendayfreak717@icedragonprincess, @beaxnalu@exoticsweetnesseclare, @juvia-is-my-sprit-animal@fairytails-nakama, @superfreakerz, @cb2311, @nalu-nerd13, @herfairy, @natsusluce@chiyala, @doublepasse@xternel, @shunosu, @stopnatsu, @thedragneellucy, @celestialspiritqueen, @lenaa-chwann.

I know there’s more, but I’m sorry if I didn’t list everyone. That’s one of the reasons I kinda don’t like rec lists because someone’s always left out. T-T I hope there are no hard feelings. 

Shout out to the people who like/reblog a lot of my stuff: @ravendaydream, @c-dizzlexx@ary-the-demonius, @sunjava, @snixers, @fairy-couples@catherine02002@thecelestialchick, @xchii781, @truedreamchasing@hasleyheartfilia@dalittlebitch, @monster-the-insanity@purplegrapes726, @ahri726, @arandomgirliam, @fairytaillover04, @bookinganimelady, @ andykayudha, @dashiepokestar, @bloodredruby, @mcornilliac, @drag-neelmedown, @paulposey@atomicadri, @waterdevil777, @shounenmangaotphell, @soigaveup, @fairytailwithfriends, @ohsnapxoxo143, @trashfandom14, @dragneelmonkey@humanoid4life, @likubears, @strawberrysweetlove35, @nani566821, @rosesoto-universe@supperawesomeperson, @fair-ophelia, @cat-tsukki, @windows02.

Once again, sorry if I left anyone out. I appreciate all my friends and support I get. Thank you!

anonymous asked:

Hi, do you have a list of blogs you recommend following? i know u just movedurls, maybe thats why i cant find it if it exists? thanks and sorry if its right in front of me and im just missing it!

I know I have a list somewhere on my blog - I know I’ve made one before in any case. I think I’m going to update it, though, since there are some awesome new blogs that I follow and some people have changed URLs (and some blogs went private ): ).

The mention function was being really broken on this ask so I had to tag these all by hand. Basically I won’t be making a blog rec post for a while lol.

I’ll be bolding some of my forever faves / friends ^^ (Please no one take offense if you weren’t added to this list, I just have more blogs I follow than I think Tumblr will let me link in one post)

A - C

; aeronsrunestones ; ash-verity ; asksecularwitch ; alpinewitch ; althara ; anothersusurrus ; badoccultadvice ; belladonnaswitchblog ; breelandwalker ; broomcorner ; candlelight-magick ; cannibalcoalition ; casualcurses ; ceramyn ; chaosjelly ; chaosundone ; cladinscarlet ; cunningcelt ; cunninggreeneraven ;

D - F

; da-at-ass ; darkwoodswitch ; digital–witch ; digitalsigils ; divinealtruism ; divineclecticism ; dog-rose ; dontusemycauldron ; draconicastralguardian ; dragonscraft ; duskenpath ; etamina-amata ; feuillemor ; fuckyeahpaganism ;

G - I

; glitz-witch ; graycloak ; greysorcery ; grimoirxc ; grin-the-coyote ; growing-yet-into-magic ; heatherwitch ; hecaatia ; hellboundwitch ; herbs-and-journals ; herbs-and-spells ; hereticalapothecary ; hylianshrinemaiden ; infinitethreads ; inkandsigils ; insertcheesywitchypunhere ; ioqayin ;

J - L

; kitchenwitchcraft ; kittenwicked ; lavenderheljardottir ; lavenderspells ; lazy-technowitch ; little-witcheries ; lotuseatingwitch ; low-budget-witches ; lucasfaraway ; lunaesteria

M - O

; maddiviner ; magicianmew ; magicusersresource ; manic-witchbitch ; memeomancy ; modern-witchcraft ; natural-magics ; neurowitchcraft ; nightkunoichi ; nightshadeleafofcloudsandstars ; ofwoodandbone ; orriculum ;

P - S

; phoenyxoftheashes ; polar-solstice ; pomegranateandivy ; potionslab ;  qedavathegrey ; quartzbound ; queerkitchenwitch ; queerqueerwitchcraft ; ravensnthorns ; recreationalwitchcraft ; ritual-and-chaos ; rootandrock ; saltwaterwitchery ; scarletgloves ; scry-and-sketch ; sealedsigils ; severne-witchcraft ; sigilathenaeum ; sigildaily ; sigiliuvenum (hehe) ; sigil-seer ; sigils-in-your-area ; sigils-r-us ; smokeandblueroses ; sordhent ; spellcraftbaby ; spell-recipes ; spiritapprentice ; spiritscraft ; spooniewitches ; starlit-witch ; stitchingscreamer ; stormbornwitch ; stormwaterwitch ; strangesigils ; stsathyre ; sugarandspells ; swampseer ;

T - V

; teaandspells ; teacupsandcauldrons ; teapartyforthewitches ; thatemeraldkid ; the-aegis-witch ; the-atypical-pagan ; the-friendly-witch ; the-ram-occultist ; thefrogsapothecary ; thekelpiemaster ; themanicnami ; themoonmysteries ; themori-witch ; thepaganstudygrouppage ; thesigilsofbaphomet ; thesubtlewitch ; thewanderesswitch ; thewitchywitch ; thiscrookedcrown ; thistletongue ; thymewitch ; torque-witch ; toxinsandtea ; trialless ; undauntedwitchery ; upthewitchypunx ; urbanspellcraft ; violetwitchcraft ; visardistofelphame ;

W - Z

; w-itchling ; whitewit-ch ; witch-of-roses ; witch-tips-dump ; witchdraft ; witchella ; witches-ofcolor ; witching-while-libra ; witchofkeys ; witchsaves ; witchthatiam ; witchtips ; witchwondering ; witchxstitchery ; witchy-infobook ; witchy-recipes-and-things ; witchy-tips ; witchy-woman ; witchy-words ; wolfofantimonyoccultism ; writtensecretsonparchment ; wyntercraft ; 

I wish I could have bolded thistletongue six times lol

Also, if you give a shit about art, go look at stormwaterwitch’s comic!

Giving a hand Pt. 11 [BTS Smut]

Originally posted by jimiyoong

MASTERLIST // PREVIOUS // NEXT

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COUNT → 9553

GENRE → Smut

PAIRING → You and BTS

SUMMARY: Your work is not a typical job, you give hand jobs for money, but instead of feeling ashamed you’re comfortable. Until a man offers you to work in his company, where you will use your abilities to please seven guys.


There are some moments in life where you just have to ask yourself, what are you doing? And this was one of them. You were sitting on a coffee shop with no one else than Sunny. Both of you drinking from a ridiculous new drink with the thematic of a unicorn that she picked, and tasted horrible.

Last night after you received the text from Jimin, and after Taehyung left, you received a text from Sunny asking to see you. You didn’t want to do it, and there wasn’t a real reason of why you should do it but there was a little voice in your head begging you to accept, just to hear what she had to say. So that’s why you did it. Let’s say you’re pretty impulsive.

“I hate you.” That’s the first thing she said to you when you entered the tiny coffee shop and sat in front of her.

“Feeling is mutual.” You agreed and she pushed the drink towards you.

“This is my peace offer.” She said and you stared at the pink drink with distrust.

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Second Chance - Part Two

Originally posted by reyskyvalker

Wow. The response I’ve gotten is just…wow. I can’t even. I am so glad that y’all are enjoying this as much as I am! Thank you so much for your comments and likes and reblogs. You are all amazing! Here is the second chunk! I hope everyone continues to enjoy the story! Let me know if you’d like to be tagged in the next part!

Also, thanks again to @sannvers for editing and to @mmegaston for doing a final proofread!

Title: Second Chance

Pairing: Eventual Gaston x Fem!Reader

Rating: T

Words: 5,479

Summary: You try to stop Gaston from shooting the Beast and falling to his death, but you arrive too late to save him. As you sit there, sobbing, the Enchantress offers you a second chance to save him.

Tagging: @i-wished-upon-a-star-one-night  @with-a-hint-of-pesto-aioli @leah5684 @princessbelgoof

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Fareed Zakaria going on television after the recent white supremacist violence and shaming students for not tolerating the right wing in the United States is fucking gross. Apparently, he first delivered this rant to uni students at a commencement speech. Classic old man bullshit.

“American universities these days seem to be committed to every kind of diversity — except intellectual diversity. Conservative voices and views, already a besieged minority, are being silenced entirely.”

Zakaria added that “an attitude of self-righteousness” was leading to “the ideas we find offensive” being drowned out.

“It’s an attitude of self-righteousness that says we are so pure, we’re so morally superior, we cannot bear to hear an idea with which we disagree,” he said.

“Freedom of speech and thought is not just for warm, fuzzy ideas that we find comfortable. It’s for ideas that we find offensive,” Zakaria later added. “Liberals think they are tolerant, but often they aren’t.”

Zakaria implies that the violence and even the recent murders is something we should bear and that liberal tolerance is more important than our neighbors’ safety. 

Self-righteousness in anti-racist, anti-fascist, and anti-capitalist class struggle is a good thing. Remember when activists in the civil rights movement of the fifties and sixties were told to patiently bear segregation until the government got around to outlawing it? it was a common complaint; it is always *the* central gripe about radicalism. it’s unruly, impolite, uncivil, and so on.

How rich must this asshole be that he believes white nationalism is merely an annoying idea delivered in a speech by somebody we don’t like?

What Happens in Vegas - Chapter 6: Husband, Part I

Summary: In Las Vegas for your best friend’s bachelorette weekend, you wake up in a strange bed with no recollection of what happened the night before.

Pairings: Tom Holland x Reader

Word Count: 5051

Warnings: Swearing.

Chapter 1  •  Chapter 2  •  Chapter 3  •  Chapter 4  •  Chapter 5  •  Chapter 6  •  Chapter 7  •  Epilogue  •  One-Shot: Thanksgiving

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Interaction || Jughead Jones

Prompt from anon: Can you do a platonic Bughead but reader thinks otherwise and in the end Juggie clears it up and they get together? Make it a bit angsty for meh 💓

A/N: Some fluff and angst for you! Hope you enjoy!

Gif by @ravemreyes

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“What if whoever killed Jason is coming after her next?” Betty asked.

You were about to comfort Betty and tell her that her sister was going to be okay when you saw Jughead put his arm around her, the blonde’s hand coming up to hold his. Archie looked at the two of them with a confused expression while Veronica turned to look at you. You swallowed the lump in your throat as you watched the person who loved, your best friend since childhood, being affectionate with Betty.

When did this happen?

You suddenly felt tears appear behind your eyes and quickly got up, everyone turning to look at you.

“I-I gotta go.” you said, grabbing your bag.

“Wait, Y/N—” Veronica began as she too got up.

Ronnie was the only one who knew about your love for Jughead. The two of you had a sleepover one night and you just couldn’t keep it bottled up anymore. You spilled everything to her. How you had loved Jughead since you were in sixth grade. How every time you saw him you felt your heart would explode with love. Veronica had begged you to confess your feelings for the raven-haired boy, convinced he liked you back but you just shook your head. You couldn’t risk losing your best friend.

But you just did, didn’t you? Now you’d never have him.

You shook your head, attempting to keep the tears at bay.

“No, Ronnie, I need to go,” you said again. “I’ll just see you guys later, okay?”

Before anyone else could get a word in, you left the student lounge. You ran down the empty hallway before reaching the office door of the Blue and Gold and opened it, rushing inside. You closed the door behind you, instantly bursting into tears.

It couldn’t just be nothing, right? You were Jughead’s best friend and he was never touchy-feely with you. It wasn’t in his nature. They must be in a relationship. What was the other option?

You dropped your stuff on the ground, making your way over to the table in the middle of the room, sniffling softly. You didn’t even hear someone open the door and enter the room until a voice sounded out.

“Y/N?”

You jumped and turned around. Jughead was standing ten feet away from you, looking at you worriedly. You quickly wiped your tears away but Jughead had already seen them.

“Y/N, are—”

“I’m fine, Jughead.” you said, attempting to keep your voice from wavering again. 

“You don’t look—”

“I don’t want to talk about it, Jughead. Okay?” you said.

Jughead was silent for a minute before he spoke again.

“Does this have to do with you liking me?” he asked.

You spun around, looking at him with wide eyes.

“H-How did you even—”

Jughead looked down.

“Veronica told me. Just now.” he said shyly.

You let out a frustrated growl, not noticing the smirk Jughead gave you.

Goddamn it, Ronnie.

“She shouldn’t’ve told you that.” you muttered.

Jughead chuckled, surprising you.

“And why not?” he asked cheekily, his hands going in his pockets.

You looked down.

“Because you like Betty.” you said quietly.

Jughead’s smile fell off his face.

“What?” he asked incredulously.

You sighed, refusing to make eye contact with him.

“Just now. You put your arm over her shoulder. You’re not an affectionate person, Juggie, no offense,” you added. “And, well, um, you never did that to me and we’re best friends. But you did it to Betty and then I just thought it was because you liked her.”

Jughead sighed.

“Y/N, that’s not why,” he said, walking over to you.

You looked up at him, heart beating faster an faster as he got closer and closer.

“It just seemed like the right thing to do, you know?” he began. “When my mom and Jellybean left, you comforted me like that, remember?”

You did.

Your heart broke at the memory of Jughead crying in your arms after he came home one day to no mother and no sister. It was his low point.

“Yeah, I remember.” you said tentatively, knowing this was still a sensitive topic for the teenager.

“It helped me. A lot,” he said. “I guess I was just trying to do the same thing for her.”

You swallowed.

“Oh,” you said.

So you had gotten all worked up for nothing. Great. You overreacted and now Jughead knew you liked him.

“Well, um,” you cleared your throat. “Thanks for clearing that up.” you said lamely.

Nice.

Jughead chuckled again and took another step closer to you so your faces were inches apart.

“True… But there’s still the fact that you like me.” he said.

You looked up at the raven-haired teen with wide eyes and Jughead’s expression turned to one of nervousness.

“Y/N, I… Just… Can I try something?” he asked quietly.

His palm reached up to cup your cheek and you nodded. Jughead quickly captured your lips with his. His lips were soft and he kissed you gently, almost shyly. You deepened the kiss showing him that this was what you wanted, that he was what you wanted. The two of you pulled away for air and Jughead gave you one of his world-famous smirks.

“Still think Betty’s the one I like?” he asked cockily.

You giggled, looking down again bashfully.

“You know, as of this moment, I think it’s kinda doubtful.”

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You pressed your fingers to your temples, hoping to quell the migraine that was starting to form. “You wanted a drink right?” You opened your eyes and saw Jasper holding out a glass of clear liquid for you. Water by the looks of it. You shared a look with your brothers. Water was not the type of drink you had in mind.

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xmanorianx  asked:

Distracting kiss manorian❤️💙💜

9. Distracting Kiss - When you are competing, maybe playing video games or something so you press kisses anywhere available; arms, nose, knees, ears, knuckles, temple, just anywhere to distract them.

Originally posted by electric-hearts-war



This was not going to happen. They were not about to get beaten. And they sure as hell weren’t about to lose to them.
The MC’s voice boomed through the hole-in-the-wall bar they played trivia at every single Friday night. “For the first time in over 8 months, we’re going into a bonus round! Both the ‘Fire-Breathing Witch Queens’ and the ‘Territorial Fae Pricks’ are tied with a near-perfect score of 285.’
Aelin, Manon, Lysandra, Yrene and Elide all glared across the room at their boyfriends. They smiled back innocently.
The boys knew trivia night was ‘their thing’. They hadn’t paid for a single night out in the 8 months they’d been coming here, always winning trivia and having their tab comped.
As they looked down at the multitude of drinks, shots, and plates over their table, they knew there was a very real chance they may have to pay for it all tonight.
“This is a two-part question, whoever gets both parts correct is our winner. The category is science.”
“Yes!” Aelin hollered, reaching across the table to give Yrene a high five, who broke into a shit-eating grin at the mention of her favorite topic.
“Not so fast, ladies,” Lysandra whispered. “Dorian looks pretty confident.”
Manon turned in her seat. Indeed, there was a smug look of satisfaction on her fiancé’ face.
Elide snorted. “He’s the only one. Do you think Lorcan, Rowan or Aedion with have any idea?” She quickly added, “No offense, girls.”
Aelin began to laugh. “None taken! Look at their faces as they look at Dorian. They think they have this in the bag.”
The MC spoke again. “You’ll have 90 seconds to fill in your answers. At the end of the 90 seconds, someone will come around to pick them up.” He paused. “How many elements are in the periodic table and how many occur naturally?”
The room went silent.
Yrene tugged on her curly hair. “Gods. I know there are 118 elements, but I’m not sure about them occurring naturally! I haven’t learned anything about them since, like, high school!”
Manon looked at her watch. It had been 20 seconds. “You really think only Dorian will know the answer to this one?”
The response from Lysandra was almost instantaneous. “Definitely.”
She tossed back the remainder of her Jack and Coke and stood. “Then you guys better make this count.”
She sauntered over to the boys’ table. Beer bottles, mugs, and plates of picked over chicken wings were everywhere.
“Oh no, no, no,” Aedion said, watching her stop next to Dorian’s chair. “There’s no way we’ll agree to a truce or anything like that when we’re so close to beating you guys.”
Rowan and Lorcan looked smug, while Chaol was urging Dorian to keep writing. He was looking up at Manon, a curious glint in his sapphire eyes.
“We’d never ask you guys for a truce. I just thought I’d come spend some quality time with the love of my life.”
She straddled his lap and began kissing him, a deep, passionate kiss, her tongue immediately asking for entrance into his mouth. She heard the pen drop onto the table and then a hand was laced into her white hair. Both of hers dove into the black strands of his own and she heard the guys begin to loudly object as she heard the cheers erupt from her own table.
Rowan hollered. “She can’t do that! Can she?”
Lorcan said, “I don’t know, someone just grab the entry!”
A moment of scuffling and she heard Chaol growl, “He didn’t answer the second part.”
The MC’s voice rose over the sounds of the bar. “You’ve got 15 seconds before someone will be around to collect your answers!”
“Dorian, man, please!” Aedion’s voice was pleading.
Manon felt his hand leave her lower back. She could only imagine the vulgar gesture he threw in his friends’ direction from the groans and curses that were sent back his way.
“Just write something down!” Rowan said in a frantic whisper. “She’s coming to get it now!”
Lorcan growled, “Give me that.”
As soon as she could smell the waitress’ perfume dissipate and knew their answer had been turned in, she pulled back and looked into Dorian’s surprised, lust-filled eyes. “You owe me later,” he whispered, lifting her hand and kissing the diamond on her ring finger. “Witchling.”
A smirk lit her face and she kissed his lips one more time as she got off of him and made her way back over to her own table.
Sitting in her chair, she looked at the girls with their pleased expressions. “I hope you were able to get both answers down.”
They were.
Yrene’s guess of “85” was much closer than Lorcan’s last-minute scribble of “All of them”.
The 'Fire-Breathing Witch Queens’ remained undefeated.


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Bruce Banner x Reader: My Hero

Fandom: Marvel

Characters: Bruce, Bucky, Tony, mentions of Natasha

Warning: Hurt Bruce, fluff, jerk Tony

Word Count: 836

Summary: A sarcastic conversation about the possibility of marriage with someone you would never look twice at makes the man you were pining over insecure.

A/N: I know it’s been a bit since I posted and this is different from usual but ya know, drama. So anyways I hope you all enjoy:)

Bruce banner. Most people would think ‘monster’ ‘freak’ ‘weirdo’.

Y/N L/N. Most people would think ‘like able’ ‘generous’ ‘intelligent’.

People who know you or Bruce would know the friendship the two of you share. You two were inseparable, always together. Some people thought you two were dating, but that wasn’t the case. Other people thought that you were only friends with Bruce because you pitied him. That wasn’t the case either.

You and Bucky were sitting on the couch, you legs over his lap, talking about going to a movie that just came out.

“Yeah, its supposed to be really good,” you said casually with a smile.

“I don’t know, furry animals aren’t really my thing,” Bucky chuckled.

“Oh, come on, Buck! Live a little! Puppies are cute and you know it,” you rolled your eyes laughing.

“I don’t know, I’m pretty sure I can think of something cuter,” he smirked.

“Oh yeah and what’s that,” you narrowed your eyes.

“You,” he grinned. You laughed. This was your relationship with Bucky. Full of smartass remarks and fake flirting. You and Bucky were only friends though, you had eyes for someone else.

“Aww, Buck. I’m touched,” you put a hand over your heart before you burst out giggling.

“Oh Y/N, I see you ditched Banner, for Barnes,” Tony entered, you could tell there was a smirk on his stupid billionaire face.

“I was never dating Bruce. And there is no way in hell I would date Bucky,” you rolled your eyes.

“No offense, buck,” you added quickly.

“Wow. To late, doll.” He feigned hurt. You chuckled.

“So you want to see it tonight or no?” You asked resuming your conversation about the movie. He sighed before answering.

“Yeah, why the hell not?” He shrugged his shoulder.

“Oooooo, that sounds like a date! When’s the wedding! Can I be the best man! Natasha can be a bridesmaid! Oh this is gonna be the best wedding ever!” Tony said excitedly.

“Ok, Tony. If me and Bucky get married, you can be the best man,” you said with another roll of your eyes.

“You mean when you and Bucky get married,” he said before taking a sip of his scotch.

“Yes, when me and Bucky get married you can be the best man,” you said sarcastically. At that moment Bruce walked in.

“Bruce! Did ya hear the great news?” Tony asked. Bruce looked up at Tony.

“Um, no.” He responded.

“Y/N and Bucky are getting married and I get to be the best man!” He announced. Bruce furrowed his brows. His heart skipped a beat.Tony had to be joking.

“Really,” he turned his head towards you.

“Mmmhmm,” you said supper sarcastically. But poor Bruce didn’t think you were joking. He huffed before storming out of the room.

“What happened?” You asked confusingly.

“What did you do Stark?” He asked just as confused.

“What! I didn’t do anything!” He put his hands up in surrender.

“I’m gonna go check on him,” you got up off the couch.

“Yeah, you should,” Bucky agreed. You left to find Bruce. What could have gotten him so upset? You soon found Bruce in the lab. He was taking deep breaths. Uh oh, he’s going to hulk out. You sprint towards him and throw your arms around his neck. He gripped on to you so tight it was like he was holding on to you for his life. He buried his face in your neck.

The two of you stood there gripped onto each other for a few minutes. You broke away and put your forehead on his.

“What’s wrong?” You whispered. He looked into your eyes.

“Don’t marry Bucky,” he whispered back, shaking his head.

“I’m not marrying Bucky,” you smiled.

“Why would I marry, Bucky?” You chuckled. Bruce’s cheeks heated up.

“But Tony and you said-”

“We were joking. I thought you knew that,” you grinned.

“Oh…” Was all he said.

“I wouldn’t want to marry Bucky….But there is someone else I wouldn’t mind being with,” you smiled. You felt his arms tighten around your waist. He looked at you with hurt. Bruce knew that what you two had meant nothing, he got his hopes up for nothing.

“Who?” He asked so softly you could barely hear him. He wanted to know who captured the heart of the most wonderful girl in the world.

“You,”

With that he pressed his lips to yours. Moving in sync. Bruce was gentle, he didn’t want to rush or hurt you. He had waited for this moment since the minute he realized that he had feelings for you. Now that he can do this whenever he wanted is something that he almost couldn’t believe. He held onto you even after you two had stopped kissing. You and him stood there in the lab for quite a bit. Not talking or kissing, just standing there. Bruce may be a monster to some people but you never felt like that.

He was your hero.