offense-that's-rude

Season 3, Episode 13: The Fight
  • Percival: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Credence 'cause you're going too slow with Newt!
  • Tina: No offense, but I'm going slow 'cause he's going back to London!
  • Percival: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings!
  • Tina: No offense, but I don't remember you being the Director of feelings!
  • Percival: Offense! That's rude! I'm gonna go dance. Credence, you're up!
  • Credence: Yay!
  • Newt: Hey, are you OK? I heard yelling.
  • Tina: Yeah, I'm very angry and I'm really drunk. Do you wanna dance with me? Go get me another snork juice.
  • Newt: Oh, that's maybe not the best idea for you.
  • Tina: Forget it! Abernathy!
  • Abernathy: [immediately appears] Yes, I'm here!
  • Tina: Dance up on me!
  • Abernathy: Yes, yes, yes!
  • Hamilton: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast because you're going too slow with Theodosia.
  • Burr: No offense, but I'm going slow because she's MARRIED TO A BRITISH OFFICER.
  • Hamilton: No offense, but maybe that's a bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Burr: No offense, but I don't remember you having a law degree in feelings.
  • Hamilton: OFFENSE. That's rude.
  • Nebula: No offense, but maybe you think I'm falling too fast for Kraglin because you're going too slow with Peter.
  • Gamora: No offense, but I'm going slow because he's my best friend.
  • Nebula: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Gamora: No offense, but I don't remember you being an expert in feelings!
  • Nebula: Offense! That's rude!
  • Maes: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Gracia cause you're going too slow with Hawkeye!
  • Roy: No offense, but I'm going slow 'cause we might lose our jobs!
  • Maes: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings!
  • Roy: No offense, but I don't remember you having a military rank in feelings!
  • Maes: Offense! That's rude!
  • Spencer: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Jon because you're going too slow with Brendon.
  • Ryan: No offense, but I'm going slow because we could seriously fuck up the band!
  • Spencer: No offense, but maybe that's a bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Ryan: No offense, but I don't remember you having a degree in feelings!
  • Spencer: Offense, that's rude!
  • Hange: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Levi because you're going too slow with Mikasa.
  • Eren: No offense, but I'm going slow because we could both get killed by Titans!
  • Hange: No offense, but maybe that's a bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Eren: No offense, but I don't remember you having a Scouts degree in feelings!
  • Hange: OFFENSE, that's rude!
  • Odagiri: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Fukumoto because you're going too slow with Sakuma-san.
  • Miyoshi: No offense, but I'm going slow because he could lose his job.
  • Odagiri: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Miyoshi: No offense, but I don't remember you having a degree in feelings.
  • Odagiri: OFFENSE! That's rude!
  • Kira: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Scott because you're going too slow with Stiles.
  • Lydia: No offense, but I'm going slow because we both almost die on a weekly basis!
  • Kira: No offense, but maybe that's a bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Lydia: No offense, but I don't remember you having a kitsune degree in feelings!
  • Kira: OFFENSE, that's rude!
  • Eponine: No offense, but maybe you think I'm falling too fast for Marius because you're going too slow with Enjolras.
  • Grantaire: No offense, but I'm going slow because he's untouchable.
  • Eponine: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Grantaire: No offense, but I don't remember you being an expert in feelings!
  • Eponine: Offense! That's rude!
  • Anakin: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Padmé because you're going too slow with Barriss.
  • Ahsoka: No offense, but I'm going slow because we could both get expelled from the Order!
  • Anakin: No offense, but maybe that's a bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Ahsoka: No offense, but I don't remember you having a Jedi degree in feelings!
  • Anakin: OFFENSE, that's rude!
  • Ezra: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast because you're going too slow with Ahsoka.
  • Zeb: No offense, but I'm going slow because WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REBELLION!
  • Ezra: No offense, but maybe that's a bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings.
  • Zeb: No offense, but I don't remember you having training in feelings.
  • Ezra: OFFENSE. That's rude.
  • Marius: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Cosette because you're going too slow with Grantaire!
  • Enjolras: No offense, but I'm going slow because the cause is more important.
  • Marius: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings!
  • Enjolras: No offense, but I don't remember you having a degree in feelings!
  • Marius: Offense! That's rude!
  • Narcissa Black: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast 'cause you're going too slow with Rodolphus!
  • Bellatrix Black: No offense, but I'm going slow 'cause I might lose my status with the Dark Lord!
  • Narcissa Black: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings!
  • Bellatrix Black: No offense, but I don't remember you having a N.E.W.T. in feelings!
  • Narcissa Black: Offense! That's rude!