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Why is it so hard for black women to play bb? Neeley was put on the block and evicted by america because she was close to kryssie, but so was jason and they didnt put him up. Danielle was hated from the start and got called a horrible mother, a slut, and a bunch of other things. Da'Vonne was constantly called sketchy for no reason (apparently reading the bible is sketchy). Loveita from bbcan4 was also hated for no reason. I remember when she left someone in the house said they felt “so much safer”. Oh and lets not forget Candice who was placed in a house filled with racists. When will black women ever catch a break on big brother?

A tiny kissy from a tiny goop
just accept the kissy, it’ll make him happy

my youth is yours x @troyesivan

Hello and welcome to The Great Middle Earth Bake Off!

Before we get started on the making and baking tomorrow evening, I thought it would be nice for you to meet your amateur bakers!

So have a read, and tag, comment or inbox me to vote for your favourite baker to avoid their elimination from the competition!

Bard Bowman

An interesting entry to Bake Off given that he had no idea he had been entered, the baking he does for his children had inspired them to put their da forward.

Bard works as a mechanic in Wales, living with his three children they have been the inspiration for most of Bard’s baking creations, his youngest Tilda promises that his caterpillar cakes are a force to be reckoned with.

Far from a perfectionist, Bard is much more about substance than style in his baking, will that scupper him in the showstopper challenge?

Thranduil Oropherion

How does one describe Thranduil Oropherion? Driven, confident, patient, perfectionist.

Thranduil is a CEO based in Surrey, and has been considering entering Bake Off for a few years now, but it is only this year that his little son Legolas has deemed him finally ready, and it must be said, he seems to be right.

Thranduil’s attention to detail and patience will no doubt make him a force to be reckoned with in the technical bake, but will he have trouble keeping to the allocated time? In restricted time, sometimes patience is not such a virtue.

Bilbo Baggins

Bilbo Baggins of Bag End, in the small Hamlet on Hobbiton deep in the countryside of Hertfordshire has been baking since before he could walk, reportedly it was something his mother and father loved to do together, even if for a while Bilbo threw more flour around than actually helped bake.

Encouraged by his boyfriend, a Mr Thorin Oakenshield, and his nephew Frodo, Bilbo has finally entered Bake Off, heading in with a very calm and collected attitude.

Bilbo is likely to own the signature bake challenge, but is he adventurous enough in his baking to really take on the showstopper round?

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