off the ave

GENERAL

to travel - å reise

to arrive - å ankomme

to leave - å forlate

trip - en tur

hotel - et hotell

suitcase - en koffert

vacation - en ferie

to book - å bestille

ticket - en billett

map - et kart


BY AIR

airport - en flyplass

plane - et fly

to fly - å fly

to land - å lande

to take off - å ta av


BY SEA

boat - en båt

ferry - en ferge

ocean - et hav

port - en port

ship - et skip

life jacket - en redningsvest


TRAVEL ESSENTIALS

passport - et pass

clothes - klær

money - penger

ID - et identitetskort

driving license - et førerkort

cell phone - en mobiltelefon

toothbrush - en tannbørste

toothpaste - tannkrem


CAMPING

to go camping - å gå camping

caravan - en campingvogn

nature - natur

to drive - å kjøre

car - en bil

forest - en skog

campfire - et bål

a lake - en innsjø

to go fishing - å fiske

tent - et telt

sleeping bag - en sovepose

everyone thinks the junker husbands would be really cheesy and loving which is wonderful, but i like to think of the junker husbands like

junkrat: OI ROADIE YA CUNT GIVE US YA LIGHTER

roadhog: FUK OFF MAN I DUN’T ‘AVE ONE

junkrat: OI WOTS YOUR PROBLEM MATE, YOU’RE FUCKED MATE, NAH YOU’RE FUCKED

Tony Stark knew on an intellectual level he had no impulse control. He knew because almost everyone he’d ever met had told him so, Pepper, Rhodey, Steve oh god so much Steve, Happy, the 12 assistance before Pepper, Xavier and the waitress at John’s Pizzeria off 43rd ave. He’d heard it all before, But nothing compared to the moment he realized it for himself. 

To be real he probably should have noticed in every moment leading up to the big one. He should have seen that swiping Thor’s stash of Asgardian mead with Darcy was a bad idea. He should have known better than to have a marathon of broiler makers with the mouthy intern using the ale instead of whiskey was a bad idea. 

He probably should have known if he was swaying that they shouldn’t have gone out, but Darcy had said she hadn’t seen the city yet and Steve and Bucky kept teasing her about it.

Happy hadn’t even needed to hide his eye rolling because Tony was to focused on the crisp fall air on his flushed face. Darcy was beside him bubbling with laughter ignoring Happy’s cries that they should both sit down and get out of the sun roof. They headed to Times Square and bought an entire vender out of cheesy “I love New York” hoodies and in Tony’s case a hat to sort of disguise himself. They pulled on their hats and sweatshirts and Happy directed the rest to be sent to the tower. Tony slipped the bemused man a hundred and patted the man’s hand like a grandma before turning back to his sidekick.

“This is what all the superhero’s are wearing!” He proclaimed proudly gesturing to his heinous green ball cap with “Hulk Smash” stitched in purple on the front. He didn’t care at the time but the selfies of him and Darcy in Times Square were cringe worthy. They briefly dropped by John’s and said hello to Tony’s waitress. She shook her head and sent them on their way with glasses of water and sympathetic looks for Happy. 

“Come on We’ve got a few more stops!” Tony gestured over his shoulder into the streets at the car. Apparently however Darcy’s eyes had not stopped at the car but landed on a street performer dressed as the Statue of Liberty.

“Oh can we please go see Her?” Her hand covered her heart and she gestured like a child to the woman with the other. Happy checked his watch and frowned.

“The fairy’s closed down this time of day.” He told Tony. Tony nodded in agreement. “We could go see  Conney Island if you promise to sit completely in the car before we go home for the night.” 

“Ohh Steve said it’s awesome!! We can go to the Lady tomorrow! I want to sing her the National Anthem and don’t know if I could get all the key changes right now” She giggled “We could take Steve and have the most patriotic photo shoot. Phil would love it!” and with that she held her arm out to Happy agreeably. And all that would have been fine if it hadn’t been for traffic. 

Happy pulled up to the curb and Tony rolled down his window with a frown. The park was closed. Darcy hadn’t noticed yet as she was making quick work of Tony’s mini bar but she tended to be a weepy drunk the fall out was going to be Niagara worthy. 

“Oh man, no Lady and no cyclone? Why’s time ruining my fun Tony?” Darcy’s lower lip quivered. Immediate action was required. Mayday!

“Hey, hey No! No tears, what’s the use in being obscenely rich if I can’t bribe someone with my money!” He gave an encouraging grin. Happy’s heavy sigh was not lost on him. “I’ll go ask if we can ride the cyclone and maybe win us a bear okay no tears” He quickly backed out of the car leaving Happy to handle the teary eyed twenty something. 

The door shut and it sounded sharper to Tony somehow as he walked toward the gate. A memory that was faded and liquored up played at the edges of his mind, huge blue eyes watering slightly in a perfect pout. His own voice murky in time “Hey what’s the use in being obscenely rich if I can’t…” and then it was gone. He frowned and waved over the gate man. 

A few charming smiles and a probably too fat check later and he turned to tell Darcy the good news. She was resting her chin on the window smiling lazily at him. She wiggled her fingers and Tony grinned back before a similar smile brushed his mind again. He shook his head to clear away some of the haze. It’d been almost two hours he wasn’t as drunk as before but there was still a layer of fuzz on his mind.

“Race ya!” She grinned and bounded off toward the ride. Tony gave a bark of laughter and let the memories rest before jogging slowly after her. They tossed ratty baseballs and weighted milk bottles before the attendant an exhausted looking man in his late thirties gave them a wane smile and asked which prize they wanted. Darcy got the Bucky Bear. Tony shorted and got the Captain America one just for laughs. They took a shaky selfie with the attendee before thanking him and heading toward their goal. 

“We should snap them with the bears and hashtag it wish you were hear but you’re not because you’re lame and had meeting and responsibilities” Darcy placed her Bucky in her lap and was readying her phone before Tony agreed. 

“We also, you know, didn’t invite them” He pointed out. She made a dismissive sound and tucked her head close to his giving her phone a goofy face. Tony hid most of his face behind Bear Steve and widened his eyes comically. The younger brunette seemed satisfied and put away her phone allowing the impatient teen running the cyclone to push the lap bar down over her Tony Bear Bucky and Steve. 

The ride began a slow spin and before it had even reached half way Tony regretted buying this time. The teenager seemed irked he had to stay for Tony and what the kid probably figured was a one nighter and so the ride was hurtling toward a break neck pace only irritating Tony’s stomach further. Darcy however threw her hands up Bucky Bear’s paw firmly gripped in one and whooped. Tony swung between needing to vomit all over the place and watching the manic yet somehow beautiful looks on Darcy’s face. She brought her bear back down and buried her nose in it’s fur. The ride began to slow and she opened her eyes unfocused and bloodshot. Windswept and Content. 

It ended up being Darcy and not Tony who shot off the attraction to the nearest garbage can to Ralph. Tony followed close behind and pulled her hair back into his fist and out of the danger zone. He leaned heavily on the can and grimaced at the sounds. 

When she at last paused in her litany of puke she turned her head to look up at him simultaneously green and mischievous. 

“Don’t tell the boys” She asked. Tony’s heart stopped as he looked at her. He nodded once unable to find words. Satisfied with this she fell face first into him. Mostly into his armpit but she smiled against him. Tony let got of her hair and gently held her to him stroking her dark locks and thinking unburdened by alcohol of a busty blond who’d rocked his world with a practically identical grin. Darcy’s breath flowed steadily on his neck as she repositioned herself in his arms. 

“Thanks for holding my hair.” She murmured. Tony hummed in response. 

“Anytime kiddo.”

**************************************

 As much as Tony was wildly incapable of controlling himself he was incredibly careful with secrets. They could hurt, he knew from his experiences with Stane. His almost ending the thing with Pepper. Infuriating his teammates and elected officials. So he was in something of a quandary. 

As soon as they’d returned to the tower Tony had deposited a snoozing Darcy in her bed with Bucky bear on one side of her and Steve on the other. He of course took a picture of her drooling into Bucky’s fur and then hesitated. It was too similar to ignore. If he didn’t do this he’d spend the rest of his life wondering until he got answers. So he plucked a hair off her pillow and turned tail and run back to his lab. 

Jarvis had had to repeat his name four times when he finally knew. Tony tried to put the memories together more solidly but he only recalled the blond laughing and waving much like Darcy did. He remembered holding her hair back while she emptied her stomach off the balcony of the Palms, She had turned to him with an almost identical grin and snatched his heart out of his chest. Tony closed his eyes and felt the brush of skin on skin hot greedy kisses and waking up the next morning alone. He’d figured she’d been embarrassed or maybe had someone waiting at home. He’d been disappointed but she’d made her choice so he’d let her walk. 

“Oh Kate” He looked forlornly as the Vegas police report of her car accident and her daughter no one had come to claim. “Katie” He groaned as he realized he could have saved the little girl a world of grief that followed. Foster home after Foster home until she aged out. 

Well now he knew. but what do do. Who to tell? Pepper? Eventually. Rhody was always a good option but Tony’s thumb hovered over calling him for a solid minute before deciding someone else. Eventually he’d dialed before his decision had been fully processed. 

“How did you get this number? I know I didn’t give it to you” was the first thing the voice said and Tony felt a calm fill him. A good choice. 

“I’m in a quandary. It needs handling it’s that what you do Agent?” He stalled. The other end of the line was silent. “I may have discovered I’m a father” There was an even heavier pause.

“and I’m the first person you wanted to tell? I don’t think Pepper” He began.

“No It’s not Pep. I’ve been a father for a while apparently.” Tony cut across. “Like 23 years” 

“You’re sure?” 

“Yea 100 percent. Do I tell her? What if she doesn’t want me? She’s been alone for a long time now she doesn’t need me.” Tony felt a panic rise in his chest. Oh God, she’d never forgive him.

“You need to take a deep breath.” Tony inhaled threw his nostrils. “If she doesn’t know she deserves to at least know. just be honest with her Tony. Honesty will get your farther than you think”

Tony gave a noncommittal grunt and rested his head on hands. 

“For what its worth Tony, You’ll be a great father” Tony’s breath caught. 

“Enough with the feelings Agent Agent Thanks for picking up.”

“I’m contractually obligated” He deadpanned. Tony laughed and killed the call.

*************************************

Tony was going to handle this well. Maybe take her to lunch and talk it out like adults. He was excited and nervous and had yet to sleep. He was currently fixing coffee from the enormous demonic espresso machine he’d had fitted in the common room when he invited everyone to live with them when people began filling in for breakfast. 

Steve and Bucky both coming in from their morning run and apparently showers. They nodded curiously at the billionaire before pulling down pots and pans. Bruce wondered in next and gave him a scathing look for his ball cap which he had neglected to take off. That explained the looks Tony placed it carefully on the counter. 

“So what did we learn?” Jane’s voice carried into the room ahead of her and the others looked up. Darcy entered holding her stomach and shuffling pitifully. Jane followed looking much less hungover. 

“Don’t drink with Tony.” Darcy grunted and began to pour her own cup of coffee. Tony didn’t speak, not trusting himself to yet. His eyes watched hungrily as she stirred her drink for signs of what he knew. Her unbrushed wild brunette hair, the shape of her eyes, the hangover slouch yea he could see it. Then Katie’s beautiful blue eyes and pouty mouth, her heart snatching laugh. It seemed so obvious

“What?” Darcy glowered at him. Oh yea he had that grumpy face sometimes. 

“Darcy threw up on the cyclone!” He blurted. Her eyes widened. 

“TONY!” She shrieked. 

“And she’s my daughter!” His shouting matched hers in pitch but was far more excited. Darcy’s eyes widened if possible further and then narrowed looking at him critically. 

The supers were paused mid bite. Jane gaped and Bruce eyed the pair wearily. 

“Okay I can see that” She finally said with a shrug. Tony barked a laugh not exactly how he’d pictured her taking the news. Then again he hadn’t thought he’d shout it at her over breakfast in the common room either. 

Such was life when you had no impulse control. But looking at the beautiful girl across from him he thought he rather liked this life.  

Filming Rundown Episode 7.9 "Rock in the Road"

Characters:

Rick, Michonne, Carl, Daryl, Maggie, Tara, Rosita, Sasha, Jesus, Carol, Morgan, Enid, Aaron, Father Gabriel, Ezekiel, Richard, Jerry, Ben, Gregory, Simon, Eric, Tobin, Penis Tree

Locations:


Atlanta: Murphy Ave.

- There were two separate locations off Murphy Ave.

- First location believed to be the outskirts of the Kingdom, where Richard and another Kingdomer will greet Team Family.

- Second location will be where Team Family encounters the “Garbage Pail Kids”. (No, for the love of Paul Jesus Rovia, this is not their real name. Just a joking nickname we started calling them during filming. The Garbage Pail Kids is an actual thing. Look it up. It’s fun.) There are hundreds of them!! Ruh roe!!

- Keep a lookout for our new favorite character THE PENIS TREE!! Ok, it’s not actually a tree. More like a crane with kudzu growing on it that looks very phallic-like. But it still managed to penetrate its way into our hearts forever!!


Hampton: SR- 20

- Highway scene with a bunch of walkers!!!

- Super badass walker scene filmed here. Fast and the Furious 9: Zombie Highway Hijinks

- Should also be an explosion. BOOOOOM

Senoia: Alexandria

- Simon and a few Saviors were filmed entering Alexandria. Daryl is a wanted man.

- “Boots” is back and encounters Father Gabriel. Be nice, Boots.

Senoia: Raleigh Studios (Hilltop)

- A few Hilltop scenes were filmed with the group trying to convince Gregory to join the fight.

* Atlanta: Tyler Perry Studios (Kingdom)

- Jesus, Rick, and other Team Family members head to the Kingdom to meet with Ezekiel and attempt to get him to join forces.

- The group will also catch up with Morgan.

- Team Family will leave the Kingdom (except for Morgan and Daryl)

Senoia: Raleigh Studios (Woods)

- Carol and Ben filmed in the woods together.

anonymous asked:

if you were on hiatus in fall 2015 then i wonder if you remember grackle getting run off around that time by aves calling them racist. it was about a month before the gamer friends argument that led to aves remaking. i'm pretty sure ninjang abandoned their blog as a direct result of those two incidents, too. whatever the disagreement was, it wasn't over race, and could probably have been resolved with some patient conversation. but i guess aves just likes screaming at easy targets

I remember that actually. It was actually over ace discourse or something like that I don’t know grackles side of the story but I remember siding with aves at the time and since I know that they lie about everybody now I feel really bad about that

I’m willing to reconcile with anybody who’s been distorted and lied about by aves.

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“The RV is that way,” Peter pointed out sourly. “The actual opposite way we’re going.”

“I know,” Jesus replied blithely, ignoring the bitter tinge that always seeped into Peter’s tone whenever he didn’t get his way. Which was often enough for the prophet to become immune to it.

Hands dug in his pockets, his eyes half-closed in bleary, drug-hazed content, the front of his shirt unbuttoned to allow the mercifully cool Corinthian air against his skin, Jesus made a leisurely but determined line to the broken down hostel off Ephesus Ave.

He had been perfectly fine with Maggy not accompanying them to the bar tonight. He always worried for her whenever they went out. Men were disgusting, and he hated the idea of anyone being rude to her. Not that she couldn’t defend herself, but he’d preferred her never to have the occasion to do so. But neither was he alright with her sitting by herself, alone, in an RV at the outskirts of town. So he’d pushed way too shekels in her hand and walked her over to the dilapidated hostel, and bid her spend the night on a comfortable bed, while he thought of her all night between sips of bourbon.

So it was with a particular longing that he found himself wandering across town back to her.

A grin split his lips, wide and beaming, as he spotted Maggy at the balcony, swathed in moonlight like a halo. Were it possible for her to look even more like a goddess, he wasn't’ sure, but the moment her gaze settled on him with that temperate majesty, he was struck.

            She walks in beauty, like the night
                     Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
                     And all that’s best of dark and bright
                     Meet in her aspect and her eyes.

His hand pressed to heart, gazing up at her as though she were the moon itself, like some stupid lovestruck Romeo, Jesus laughed. 

“Are you coming down? I’ve got more sonnets up my sleeve, if not. Full ones, mind you. That was just a taste.” He grinned wider. “I could be here all night, I don’t give a fuck.”

So I know I have prompts to fill and stuff, but honestly I’ve had this au in my head since this summer and I felt seasonal inspiration. So without further ado, I present to you the PSL AU


As much as he hated to admit it, Jon Snow was a mama’s boy. It was inevitable really, for so long it had just been the two of them that even now when he was grown and moved out Jon still felt the need to spend at least one day a week back at Lyanna Snow’s modest two-bedroom apartment just off Baelor Ave.

The lads would always tease him about it, but really it made sense for him to go over there every Sunday. After all, the apartment he shared with Sam didn’t have a laundry room in the building and Jon chaffed at the idea of spending hours at a time in a public laundromat. His mum had a washer and dryer hookup right in the apartment and if it gave them time to catch up and binge watch old episodes of Chopped so be it.

That Sunday started like every other Sunday, with Jon stopping in at the Starbucks around the corner from Lyanna’s apartment to grab them both coffee. Lyanna called it the “caffeine toll” for using her laundry room.

Of course, there was nothing ordinary about Pumpkin Spice Latte season in Jon’s opinion. 

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