off (puns)

  • Patton: What do ghosts eat for supper?
  • Virgil: The souls of screaming children.
  • Patton: Spooketti!
  • Logan: What?
  • Patton: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
  • Logan: Death frees them from mistruths and deception.
  • Patton: Because you can see right through them!
  • Logan: What purpose does spreading this misinformation serve?
  • Taylor's likes during the 1989 era: I LOVE Shake It Off!! Positivity!! CATSSS!! Cat puns!! Cookies!! More cat edits!!
  • Taylor's likes during the Reputation Era: FUCK YOU. IT'S ABOUT TIME I GOT ANGRY. DON'T COMPARE ME TO NAZIS OR TRUMP, YOU FUCK HEADS. Also all of my fans are cute and I love them!!
4

Michael: what? find my pun shockingly good?

Jeremy:…..

Michael: Are you staring at me because I’m strikingly good looking?

Jeremy: Adios asshole

2

There was someone in my inbox talking about Kaminari in a skirt and tbh I usually don’t draw bnha suggestions but the pun came to me and how do you ignore a pun 

(you don’t, that’s how)