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Haikyuu Idol AU

i have recently gotten dragged into kpop (mainly bts tbh) hell and then i kinda went “what if karasuno was an idol group” so–
(please keep in mind i’m not making them koren idols, it’s just… heavily based off that? The only japanese idol thing i know is Love Live lmao)

  • Suga is the one that everyone loves
  • you can’t not like him
  • in the dorms, Suga is the one that cooks
  • He’s also the one yelling at everyone to clean up
  • he makes sure the younger members (@ first years) are getting enough rest and aren’t overworking themselves during rehearsals
  • those high notes? Yeah that’s Suga
  • he also helps a lil with the choreo
  • plot twist i make haikyuu suga a rapper as well (nahhh)
  • Daichi is leader ofc ofc betcha didn’t expect that
  • he’s good at organsing things and discussing things with their manager (takeda) and their producer (ukai ofcccc)
  • half the members are lowkey gay for daichi bc muscles when he dances are 10/10 love you daddy- i mean daichi
  • Asahi is the idol that’s camera shy and awks af
  • but as soon as he’s dancing and singing
  • a bomb could go off and he wouldn’t notice bc he’s concentrating so much
  • Tanaka is the rapper
  • fight me rn if you wanna argue
  • okay no but i probs said this bc he’s the gangsta looking type
  • but also Tanaka, who dresses up very rapper-like and gangster-y but is actually a sweetheart
  • he doesn’t blieve that there’s actual people who want him to release his own song
  • Noya is the choreographer
  • as well as ennoshita and tsukki
  • half the time his choreos are all flippity flips and jumpity jumps so Tsukki and Ennoshita need to control him and contribute ideas to keep everyone on ground level
  • Tsukki can also kinda produce music
  • (Hello @ my youtube au)
  • also tsukki can also rap? 
  • He was - surprisngly - the first one to get a piercing
  • just an earring
  • everyone loves it
  • yama is gayer than before
  • what’s new
  • Yams is the cute idol that everyone adores.
  • He’s self conscious about his looks - an idol with freckles? why, a tragedy! - but he feels really happy whenever he sees comments or tweets about how cute he is
  • there’s lot’s of fanart of him with constellation freckles
  • he loves it
  • he wants one of their album jackets to be galaxy themed
  • Hinata the smol child is so energetic that it gives a suga a heart attack
  • Hinata is the type to get lost while they’re shooting in another town/city/country
  • he aspires to be like tanaka and rap but he can’t
  • he sounds like a toddler tripping over his words
  • Kageyama is the idol thatstrongly admires idols from other groups
  • Suga, Yamaguchi and Ennoshita do a lot of acoustic covers
  • Also Hinata joins them
  • Yachi and Kiyoko are their friends and makeup/hair/wardrobe stylists

okay but also consider:

  • Bokuto, Kuroo, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kenma and Akaashi being in an idol group together
  • everyones dead
  • they’re too gorgeous
  • Kuroo’s raspy voice (inster Taehyung’s voice)
  • Akaashi and Oikawa’s high af notes
  • Bokuto and Kenma’s rapping
  • Iwaizumi’s deep voice
  • Kenma and Oikawa do the choreo
  • Kuroo and Akaashi do lyrics and music
  • Iwaizumi makes sure his members don’t die
  • Bokuto is actually also lowkey mum of the group
  • did i meantion iWAIZUMI’S BODY ROLLS AND MUSCLES AND V LINE AND———-

but now consider:

  • pretty setter squad as an idol group
  • Akaashi and Shirabu rapping
  • Oikawa’s high notes
  • Kageyama’s muscles
  • Kageyama’s body rolls
  • Kenma’s choreos and ability to make any duet sound good bc he has a good ear and harmonizing is as easy as drawing a random line

anonymous asked:

Viktor x Yuri ofcccc (also Yurio x Otabek, if u ship them!!!!)

Thank you for sending the ask! Of course I ship Otayuri, I basically live for it cx

Viktūri:

Who asks the other on dates:

They both do, they just do it differently

Who is the bigger cuddler:

Viktor

Who initiates holding hands more often:

Viktor

Who remembers anniversaries:

Neither lmao they’re both so busy

Who is more possessive:

Yūri

Who gets more jealous:

Viktor

Who is more protective:

Viktor

Who is more likely to cheat:

Neither

Who initiates sexy times the most:

Yūri

Who dislikes PDA the most:

Yūri

Who kills the spider:

Yūri

Who asks the the other to marry them:

Viktor

Who buys the other flowers or gifts:

Viktor

Who would bring up possibly having kids:

Yūri

Who is more nervous to meet the parents:

Yūri

Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry:

Viktor

Who tries to make up first after arguments:

Yūri

Who tells the other they love them more often:

It’s equal

Otayuri:

Who asks the other on dates:

Otabek

Who is the bigger cuddler:

Yuri, that kitten

Who initiates holding hands more often:

Yuri and only after he gets so annoyed that Otabek isn’t doing it so he has to do it himself

Who remembers anniversaries:

Otabek

Who is more possessive:

Yuri

Who gets more jealous:

Otabek

Who is more protective:

Otabek

Who is more likely to cheat:

Why does this question exist?

Who initiates sexy times the most:

Yuri

Who dislikes PDA the most:

Both dislike it equally

Who kills the spider:

Otabek

Who asks the the other to marry them:

Otabek

Who buys the other flowers or gifts:

Otabek

Who would bring up possibly having kids:

You guessed it, Otabek

Who is more nervous to meet the parents:

They are both equally nervous but Yuri is better at hiding it

Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry:

Yuri

Who tries to make up first after arguments:

Otabek

Who tells the other they love them more often:

I feel like they’re both reserved towards the words “I love you”, however they show it all the time and say it in different ways other than saying exactly “I love you”

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

anonymous asked:

Is t ok for me to ask when she says those those things? I'm not saying it ain't true I've just listen to very little of her music (the weird "big/cry baby X daddy" vibe makes me uncomfortable)

ofcccc yes!!!!

(tw for ableism, slurs, appropriation of mental illness, mention of rape/sexual assault/csa/pedophilia, misogyny, slut shaming, mention of food, death/murder, abuse, mention of suicide under cut)

(sorry @ mobile users)

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