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Kinkshaming

AU: Cocoon. It’s pretty stand-alone, though.
Pairings/OT3: Jongyu, Jongtae, Ontae, Onjongtae
Rating: R ???? For language and innuendo and fairly non-explicit discussion of kinks. 
Word count: 2800~
Content warnings: Mentions of food, mentions of various kinks. ETA: also there’s a short mention of someone choking on and coughing up a bite of food. It’s not vomiting exactly, but…vomit-adjacent I guess. 
Additional notes: This was heavily inspired by a conversation that @sluthyun and I had a couple months back about Jinki telling Jonghyun about his kinks. I forgot about this fic in my WIPs folder and then found it again yesterday and finished it up. Also, the chronology of this installment isn’t super crucial, but I imagine it happening shortly after “Cozy.” 

The thing about string cheese, Taemin thought, was that he was never quite sure if he liked it or not. It was certainly fascinating, and it was deeply satisfying to eat from a tactile and visual perspective, as he peeled away strands from each side of the slim length of cheese. But did he like it? He put one strand into his mouth and chewed thoughtfully. He honestly had no idea.

Jonghyun was saying something to Jinki, in that soft, low voice that he used when he was saying something especially vulnerable and earnest. Which, granted, was a very frequent occurrence but Taemin felt he should probably listen. He lay sprawled on the carpet for a few moments longer, chewing the cheese and letting the soft notes of his boyfriend’s voice wash over him, not bothering to pick the stream of sounds apart into words, and then Jonghyun’s tone sharpened ever so slightly, and Taemin realized that he was saying Taemin’s name, and likely had been for some time.

Taemin tried to respond, realized too late that he was still chewing, and promptly choked. He sat up in a panic, coughing wildly until a wet clump of cheese flew back out of his throat, bypassed his waiting palm, and landed on the carpet.

Gross.

He picked it up and popped it back into his mouth, and smiled genially at Jonghyun, who was staring down at him from his spot on the sofa with his forehead furrowed and his mouth slightly open. Worry? Confusion?

“You just ate it off the floor?” Jonghyun said, his voice crescendoing just the slightest bit. Ah. Disgust.

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ahh i know us hob stans are a lil disappointed with the title song BUT along with spring day we should keep streaming boy meets evil!! maybe if we work hard we can get it to 10m for his birthday!!

hello petal! yeah we should keep streaming that would be so lovely he at least deserves that much isn’t he 😊💛 we’re almost at 8 million now we can do this! 💌

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You ask me how deep I love you

How much my love is

My feeling does not waver

My love does not change

The Moon represents my heart 

Listening to a song & thinking about your otp level: Teresa Teng 

IDK MAN IT HAPPENED WHEN I HEARD MY MOM LISTENED TO THIS A FEW DAYS AGO

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Queenie is so truly amazing!!!!!!! and omg thank you love!!!!

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T'CHALLA putting a sign on the Cryo saying don't tap the glass. Meanwhile Steve sees the sign and presses his face against the glass because it's not tapping. Then the sign says, no tapping,licking,breathing,smashing face against glass, crying, or being too gay to the glass.

steve @ tchalla:

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hi so my name is cierra and i really love molly weasley because she was just such a caring person and a great mother to her children??? idk man i just have so much love for all the weasleys

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posts: not my thing | good content | very very nice wow | i aspire to have posts like yours

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theme: default | nice! | beautiful | fuckign give me the code

posts: not my thing | good content | very very nice wow | i aspire to have posts like yours

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Ayy congrats on 500 I'm proud of you! Yaren + Neville Longbottom because he proves that bravery comes from within at any given time ♡ (btw I love ur blog a lot just sayin!)

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theme: default | nice! | beautiful | fuckign give me the code

posts: not my thing | good content | very very nice wow | i aspire to have posts like yours

following: no but ur still an amazing bean | wow i am now! | yes <3 | ofc im following u! i would never unfollow tbh

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