so my matesprit and i are doing this twin striders rp right
and in this au john is basically completely mental and has kidnapped dave
aND IT WAS ALL SERIOUS AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS HAPPENED
EB: you’re brothers.
EB: it kind of doesn’t matter to me.
TT: Point being?
TT: Our passionate love means nothing to you.
TT: I am hurt.
TT: I am deeply hurt.
TT: In my kokoro.
EB: oh. my. god.
TT: My kokoro can no longer doki.
TT: There is no doki in my kokoro.
EB: you are a total weeb, aren’t you?
EB: oh my god.
TT: John-sama, give my brother back.
TT: My kokoro won’t doki without him.
EB: iie, dirk-chan. your onii-san is mine.
TT: Now my ochinchin can’t doki either.
EB: too bad for you.
TT: But my ochinchin, John-sama.
EB: i am not sorry, dirk. i am not sorry for your ochinchin at all.