i’m a mess
there’s this thing i do when i’m being flirty / ridiculous with friends where i say a horrible, dad-joke-worthy double entendre and then kinda stick the tip of my tongue out from between my teeth and make a “sexy” uhhn noise. anyway. one of my neighbors cut down two massive trees last weekend and, instead of having the tree parts hauled away, he cut them down into rough disks and planks and stacked them in his driveway. it’s really pretty wood. since nanook makes furniture, i swung by my neighbor’s and asked “are you selling your wood? your wood looks good.” and then, as if i had no control of my body whatsoever… tongue… uhhn.
whatever. i spent $500 and lost all my self-esteem. i’d better get a beautiful goddamned dining room table out of it.