of my goddamn self

i’m a mess

there’s this thing i do when i’m being flirty / ridiculous with friends where i say a horrible, dad-joke-worthy double entendre and then kinda stick the tip of my tongue out from between my teeth and make a “sexy” uhhn noise. anyway. one of my neighbors cut down two massive trees last weekend and, instead of having the tree parts hauled away, he cut them down into rough disks and planks and stacked them in his driveway. it’s really pretty wood. since nanook makes furniture, i swung by my neighbor’s and asked “are you selling your wood? your wood looks good.” and then, as if i had no control of my body whatsoever… tongue… uhhn.

mortified.

whatever. i spent $500 and lost all my self-esteem. i’d better get a beautiful goddamned dining room table out of it.

GOOD MORNING CAN YOU BELIEVE TALENTED PRINCE YURI PLISETSKY ORIGINALLY HAD A LILIA-CHOREOGRAPHED EXHIBITION PROGRAM BUT HE WAS SO FRUSTRATED HIS FREE SKATE DIDN’T GO AS PLANNED THAT HE SAID FUCK THAT AND CHOREOGRAPHED WELCOME TO THE MADNESS, THE MOST YURI PLISETSKY ROUTINE TO EVER ROUTINE, IN ONE NIGHT, BY HIMSELF????

LIVE YOUR TRUTH YURI WE CAN ALL ONLY DREAM OF BEING SO MAJESTICALLY FUELED BY SHEER SPITE (x

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I want it fucking noted that I just spent my entire evening editing Kajii’s wiki page because I went to it to find something and saw that it was empty.

I made a wikia account specifically for the sole reason of editing this page. I added personality, background, plot and quotes complete with references to which chapters or episodes specific plot devices took place in, I made it as detailed as possible, and I pulled most of it out of my ass when I was writing the draft before I went back and fact-checked everything and I had nearly everything correct and I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or pity myself for it.

Anyways I want to be known as the #1 Kajii stan for doing this and I feel like I’ve made a great contribution to the fandom for this, and I’d say it’s been a very productive evening.

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Steve/Tony number 91 (“Tell me you need me.”) if you're still accepting these

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“Tell me you need me.”


The words punctured through their angry silence like a knife slashing through a tire, and Tony’s head shot up from where it had been staring at the table in order to look over at Steve in surprise.

Of all the things he’d expected Steve to say, that certainly hadn’t been it. 

“I…what?” Tony asked, momentarily forgetting his fury in order to stare at Steve in confusion.

They were in the middle of a fucking screaming match. Steve had just been yelling about how he was sick of Tony, and Tony had been yelling right back, harder and sharper and more furious, because they always had to try and fucking one-up one another, they always had to have the last word. 
You didn’t ask that in the middle of something like this.


And so Tony immediately knew that something was wrong.


“Tell me… just… you know what, fucking forget it, I don’t care-” Steve waved it off, shaking his head and clenching his jaw as he turned his back again and leant over the tabletop.

And god- Tony wanted to just let it go, like Steve was telling him to. He wanted to get back to the screaming; he wanted to ask why the hell Steve had been so rude and cold and distant over the past few weeks; why he’d chosen to drive off to fucking Washington on their goddamn anniversary and leave Tony with nothing more than a note to apologise for it.

But Tony’s brain was fast; it was his goddamn curse sometimes, but it meant he could connect dots pretty quickly, and in the space of a few seconds he was meticulously breaking down all the events over the past few weeks, working out the source, finding the root of the problem in the same space of time as it would take a person to click their fingers.

“Three weeks ago. We were fighting Loki again. You disappeared for a few minutes,” Tony said quietly, and he watched as Steve stiffened minutely under his gaze, and knew he was on the right track.

“What did he show you,” he eventually said, crossing his arms and standing up straighter.

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