of my goddamn self

Well if the show isn’t gonna give me any Dean/Aaron then I guess I gotta write it my goddamn self

“I killed Hitler.”

“Dude, it’s like 2 in the mor–”

“I killed Hitler, dude.”

“OK. Fine. I’m awake.” There’s some shuffling on the line, the click of a lamp. “What the fuck are you saying to me?”

“Hitler came back for, like, five seconds, and I killed him. Shot him right between the eyes.” Dean tucks the phone against his ear so he can twist the cap off a beer. He sped all the way back to the bunker just so he could have this conversation without Sam next to him rolling his eyes. 

“What happened to taking down the Thu–”

“Dude! Are you not hearing me?”

Aaron sighs into the receiver. “You really killed Hitler? The Hitler?”

“Well, he was in a different body but yeah. I fucking killed him.”

“You’re serious?”

“Deadly.”

“You actually did it.”

“I did.”

“If you’re joking, I swear to–”

“I’m not joking!” Dean drops into a kitchen chair and downs half his beer. “You can ask Sam.”

The line goes quiet for a second. “I can’t believe this. You’re actually serious. You really did it.”

“Mm-hmm.”

Some more shuffling. “I gotta go.”

“What? Aaron, what the fu–”

The line goes dead.

**********

It’s been three days since Dean killed Hitler, and it’s been zero days since Dean’s mentioned that he killed Hitler. Sam is so sick of hearing about it over breakfast that he almost, almost put his earphones in this morning so he could drink his coffee at the kitchen table in peace.

Dean’s late getting up, which is rare. Sam is about to go check on him when he hears some doors shutting and some poignant yawning down the hall. As footsteps approach, he slides Dean’s mug to the edge of the table without taking his eyes off his computer screen.

“Coffee’s on,” Sam greets.

“Uh, thanks.”

Sam’s attention snaps up real quick. “Um. Aaron. What.”

Aaron sheepishly grabs the mug off the table and guiltily scrunches his face up at Sam. “Yeah…” he says, holding out the “ah” sound for a solid 10 seconds.

“I thought you were in Ber–is that Dean’s robe?”

“Hmm? Oh. Um. Sure, yeah, I guess. I just grabbed it because I was…”

Dean slides into the kitchen then, his socks skidding across the linoleum before he bumps shoulder-first into Aaron. He’s wearing a red baseball shirt that’s so tight across his chest that Sam can practically hear the bias of the fabric screaming in pain. It barely covers his belly button.

“Hey, Sammy, guess what?”

“Dean, I really don’t–”

“I killed Hitler.” He bounces his eyebrows at Sam before turning toward Aaron and smacking his ass. “Who would’ve thought–” He wraps an arm around Aaron’s neck and plants a sloppy kiss on his cheek, “–that’s all it took to get this guy in bed?”

3

*slams down offering and yodels*

slay me @cubert‘s WD & Aster is just too cute for my heart what even is this, I am so captured by these tiny fonts what the s h i t.

a+ content for the soul, they’re just delightful. 10/10 would draw again. 

(super fond of the smols but also dang the tols are hella cute. gdi.)

     

Also, idk, worked up some small dumb headcanons for ‘em along the way? mmmight as well share..

- WD’s left handed, Aster’s right handed, Gaster is skilfully ambidextrous?

- WD does the pinky thing to steady a long pen stroke.

- Is also the more ticklish of the two?

- And pokes his tongue out when concentrating.

- Aster thinks it’s all freaking adorable idk


*shrugs self into the void* ahahahaahhh hhhh

Wasn’t satisfied with quality of original lineart for Soma that i made last year and finally got myself together to fix parts that bothered me the most + quickly threw on some colors. Still can see mistakes here and there, but i think i like the way it looks now.

previously on grown woman loses her mind over ice skating anime we met my children, i made some bad jokes, and there was some serious nip slippage going on 

AND NOW FOR EPISODE 2~*~*~

we are not even 5 damn minutes into the episode and this is what i have to deal with  h o n e s t l y

fuck you and your heart shaped mouth u fucking fuck

………….is he for fucking real……………

is he

for fucking real

is this air headed, obnoxious, grown ass man for fucking real right now

MY SON 

omfg this scene kid ass looking child he looks like a 2007 hot topic threw up on him 

BREAKING NEWS local scene kid gets lost on his way to Escape the Fate concert. more at 11.

wait i love that this angry rebellious child who wears all black and threatens crying people in bathrooms—no matter how mad he is that his mentor forgot about him and abandoned him when he needed Victor the most—won’t scream anything but words of support and encouragement because he knows Victor’s very doubtful of himself right now oh gosh

ur fave scene queen could never

yes hello 911 i just witnessed a double homicide committed by a man who sparkles and gets excited about ninjas

also am i going to have to deal…with the fact that…one of these goobers…is GOING TO LOSE because i didn’t sign up for this shit  

You help Negan shave

“What the fuck” i heard Negan mutter to himself. Something had fallen, I heard it. “Shit” something even louder fell.

At this point I was just wondering what was up. He had been in the bathroom for quite some time.

“Negan?” I call out curiously.

“Yeah?” He replied tersely.

“You okay?”

“Fine” he grumbled before quietly cursing to himself again.

“Obviously you aren’t” I joke as I get off the bed and go to see him in the bathroom.

He had the clippers and all the attachments out.

“I said I was fine” he said “I don’t want your fucking help, I can do it my goddamn self.

“You need help, don’t you?” I ask teasing him.

“Yeah” he said quietly.

“What are you doing anyways?” I ask putting an attachment on the clipper

“Shaving this fucking beard. I want it gone”

“No, why?” I pout and take of he attachment knowing he won’t need it.

“Just want a change” he shrugged his shoulders.

“I’m gonna miss it” I say.

“Why?”

“During sex, I like the feel of your scruff, all over me” I say looking at him in the eyes while slowly moving closer to him.

“Well,” he says leaning into me “hair grows back, let’s get this fucker off”

“I’m not gonna help you” I say unplugging the clippers but before I could walk away, Negan grabbed me by my waist.

“You’re gonna help me, woman!” He says jokingly.

“Okay! Just put me down” I exclaim through my laughs.

He put me down but held me to his body. He just stared at me with glazed eyes and a smug smirk.

“What?” I ask.

“I just really fucking love you”

@negans-network

SPOILERS SNK CH90, MY THOUGHTS

Dunno why but yesterday I was okay, i was a bit happy on seeing the spoilers and seeing Armin with such a beautiful smile warmed my heart and also Mikasa being happy along side him was a great moment, seeing the rest playing around and having fun made me smile too but reading the chapter and also seeing Eren’s reaction I got sad…..other than that I woke up empty and maybe since not seeing Eren as happy as i thought he would be when seeing the ocean, it’s just making me sad or also I’m sad to whatever comes next and how it’s ending, I just wanted to spill my thoughts and feelings on here.