of course i would do this lmao

This is part of the fan-mashup-challenge on Deviantart https://www.deviantart.com/journal/Take-The-Fan-Art-Mashup-Challenge-704485361
And I found my pic to funny so I wanna post it here too XD

An alien, in Azeroth, doing yoga

Tony was the only alien that came to my mind (of course he is on his phone) but I had no idea what the hell azeroth is (its apearantly the world of warcraft?)so I googled and googled till I found an interesting location where someone would do yoga also I didn’t really need to look at anatomy haha cause he is an alien XD

anonymous asked:

"crazy detention stories"...go

They’re really not that crazy I don’t think but fine- but as I had detention at least once a week for 3 years you’re only getting the highlights here:

  • So again, I only ever got detentions because I was late to school basically every day. Every single day, the office wrote me a late slip with my name spelled horrendously wrong. Different spelling every day. The most famous butchering was writing my name as “Millie Hoagie”. On my very last day of high school, I was predictably late, and they spelled my name perfectly correctly.
  • So listen my ‘reputation’ in school was basically “quiet good girl who’s never done anything wrong, ever, in her life” and “teacher’s pet” and the like. And despite the fact I was there every time all the ‘Bad Kids™’ who were also always in detention were always incredibly surprised to see me??? Like they never got over it. Every time I walked into the damn room at least half the class would be like “MOLLY YOU DON’T BELONG HERE YOU’RE INNOCENT!!” 😂
  • Also despite the fact I was basically invisible in the school as a whole all the trouble makers knew me by name because, and I quote a kid from my 10th grade Spanish class who was trying to hook up with me at the time here, “Guys like me are afraid of you, Girl, we’re just plain out scared that we gonna corrupt you!” and I still don’t know what he actually meant by that???
  • Bu anyway, this apparent rep usually gave me an upper hand with the teachers monitoring the detentions. Because, you know, some were fine, some were bitchy, some were insane. But all of them were pissed about the fact they had to be there instead of heading home.
  • The rules of detention were literally just ‘stare at the wall and don’t talk’, depending on which teacher they might let the students do homework. But since I was apparently a great person and always had the class’ incredulous response to me being in the room, they usually let me get away with sleeping or reading a book lol.
  • Of course…no one said any of the other kids were inclined to following the rules lmao. These were like, all the class clowns™ shoved into one room. Things always got real funny real fast.
  • It would always start off with the coughing game. If you’ve ever stepped into a school you should know what that is.
  • It would then escalate to everyone in the room playing catch whenever the teacher looked away for a brief moment
  • Detention was always in the health classroom so someone always tried to steal a limb off the skeleton without being to obvious
  • Some teachers would let people talk ‘quietly’ so jokes were fucking abound
  • One time I was minding my own damn business and a kid slides me a note saying ‘in like five minutes ask to go to the bathroom but head downstairs to the English wing’ before he snuck out without the teacher noticing. I get down there and he’s at one end of the hallway and another boy is at the other end. Upon seeing me, these boys run full speed down the hall at each other, leap up in the air when they get to the direct center, high five with full force, both scream in pain, and then hit the floor, clutching their hands. I was cracking the fuck up and trying to convince them to go to the nurse but they wouldn’t listen. I asked the guy why the hell they did that. He told me ‘because we wanted a witness and no one will ever believe you’ 😂😂
  • One time my sorta-neighbor Mike comes in and the teacher asked why he had detention and apparently, the principal had asked him where to find his friend Jose, and Mike responded “he’s out picking cotton” and the principal flipped out at what he perceived to be a racist joke and gave him a month detention. But the thing was, Jose was in an agriculture class and he was literally outside picking cotton that they had planted there earlier. Jose found it fucking hilarious and refused to tell the principal to get his friend out of trouble.
  • As I haven’t been inside a school building for quite some time now I don’t know if turtling is still a thing but it was…quite an epidemic for my senior class.
  • It’s when you turn someone’s backpack inside out right? But it was a full blown war with these kids. Trust no one. Never leave the room. Never look away. Holy shit. One of the best moments of this occurred in detention, when a boy reached to get a book out of his backpack to find it was gone. After 15 minutes of searching the room, he found it, turtled, hidden in a filing cabinet in the front of the room. Everyone, including the teacher, was loosing their shit, because how did someone pull that off so quietly and invisibly without someone noticing??? No one fessed up. The class was in fear of the turtle ninja for the rest of the month, but they never struck again. No one ever discovered who it was.
  • Guys: It was me.
  • One time it was raining and the teacher was in a bad mood so he insisted all the windows stay open. He left for a bathroom break or something and this one poor kid, who was now completely soaked as he was stuck with a window seat, just said “fucking bye” and just…climbed out the damn window. Left his backpack and everything. Didn’t see him again for at least a month.
  • There was one guy who always sold ice cream out of his bag when the teachers weren’t looking. Where he was getting it from and how it stayed frozen is beyond me.
  • Oh my God sometimes all the indie singer kids would just come and sit on the floor outside the classroom and talk loudly to annoy us??? The hell were they trying to accomplish??? Your singing ain’t special and you won’t be famous, please let us die in peace.
  • One kid had detention because when we were running laps in gym class he jumped up to hit the arch of the ceiling and accidentally set off the fire alarm. The teacher that day insisted on continuously referring to him as ‘the delinquent’, as if no one else in the room had broken the rules or something
  • One time one of the gym teachers was in charge of it and long story short he started doing the jersey turnpike. True horror.
  • One time the teacher got a call and she had to go down to the office and the second she was gone this one kid’s friend runs in with a huge tray going “Y’ALL I STOLE THE LASAGNE CUPCAKES FROM THE FOOD AND NUTRITION CLASSROOM” and we dined like kings.
  • Everyone would sometimes just break out in song for no God damn reason
  • One time one of the guys in charge of the detention was A) Not someone anyone recognized as a teacher and B) Potentially Stanley Tucci. Like…I was about 80% certain that this guy was Stanley Tucci.
  • He refused to confirm or deny or even give a name
  • One time I was really absorbed in my book when all the sudden a letter flew onto my desk, an anonymous sender that just said “You have a soft, sexy voice.” Neither of which is true, I’m pretty sure, and I could not for the life of me figure out who sent it omfg
  • One time a teacher was freaking out because he went to a psychic over the weekend and was told there was a lot of activity around him so I looked him straight in the eyes and told him I’m a medium and I can see that the devil had marked his soul and he threw me out of the room and refused to take that class for detention ever again😂
  • It was a hot summers day. The ceiling fans were on their highest setting. A boy nudges me, with a small carton of ice cream in his hands under his desk. “What do you think would happen if I scooped out a huge chunk of this and threw it at the fan?” he whispered. “Jamil, no.” I pleaded, but it fell on deaf ears. Soon, the room was filled with confused screams.
  • Apparently all the other regulars™ had bought me candy grams around Christmas time so they were confused when I showed up to detention with no candy and apparently the student council member sent them all to the other Molly in the grade because she was the popular one and this lead to about 12 boys grumbling for two and a half hours like “The one damn time I attempt to be a gentleman” and “I know where she lives” and “Gonna gingerbread her fucking locker” I could not stop laughing
  • Oh God okay one time the teacher we had was literally. Off the charts.
  • Like there’s the chill teachers, and then the bitchy teachers. And then this lady. She literally reminded me of Stubel
  • So I didn’t even know who she was but I walk in and do my shy smile/quiet ‘hello’ thing and take out my book so she immediately zeros in on me as ‘the good kid’ as usual
  • But she literally seemed to think every other person in this class was a hardened criminal holy shit. She was all over the place barking orders and yelling. And of course, you’ve got a room full of class clowns, like they feed off teachers like this. So the madder she got the more ridiculous they got. I was literally almost in tears trying to force myself not to laugh because I didn’t want to risk her turning on me omfg
  • So she yelled and flailed about the room and they kept going with jokes and paper wasps and lying about their names and just doing literally every thing they could possibly do so this woman wouldn’t have the chance to rest
  • This escalated with every minute and came to a resounding end when the teacher decided the Australian Kid™ was chewing gum and picked up the trashcan and shoved his face in it, screaming at him to spit it out as he yelled back “YOU’RE ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE IM AN IMMIGRANT
  • he was in charge of all the bullshit that day and it was hysterical but he wasn’t the one chewing gum loudly that was me
  • The vp came in to see what all the yelling was about to find a teacher shoving a boy’s head in the trash, one boy shirtless as another drew tattoos on him, the phone off the line with it’s cord wrapped around a kid’s neck, two boys dueling with skeleton arms, one kid with her leg out the window, a kid tying a skeleton foot to the ceiling fan, rubber bands and paper wasps flying from every angle, three people turtling backpacks, someone brandishing an epi-pen, sexual hangman being played on the chalkboard, someone eating ice cream and fanning himself with money, and me, crying into my book with my hand literally bleeding from all my efforts to not laugh at what I was witnessing
  • We never saw her in detention again😂
  • My one younger friend got a detention for being late and was really shaken up about it and I tried to tell her she’d be fine but then she got caught sliding me chocolate animal crackers during it, and subsequently got another detention because of this; somehow I was not viewed as an equally guilty party and didn’t get in trouble
  • This one guy came in complaining “You guys all told me to get a twitter and I get thrown in twitter jail my first day!” “That’s like a thousand tweets in one day, how the fuck did you mange that?” “Bitch I had a lot to say about McDonalds!”
  • One teacher came in and was like “I don’t feel like helping with homework but does anyone wanna learn how to hack a computer?”
  • Someone got caught pouring water out the window but when the teacher looked to see why she saw the youngest of the goats™ standing under the window with it’s mouth open waiting for more
  • One time the teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom and after I asked for like the 5th time he said “It can’t be that important!” so I just pulled a pad out of my backpack and silently sat it on my desk while glaring at him and this 40 year old man looked like he was about to pass out and he finally let me go
  • I remember our final detention of senior year we were told that if we skip it we can’t graduate so everyone went into that room with a ridiculously nostalgic attitude and one guy finally stole the skull off the skeleton and we fucking tossed it around the entire time while singing and blatantly ignoring the teacher’s complaining lmao
  • I know there’s more but it’s 7am and this is long so all in all like…I do not miss high school but some memories are bearable lmao

a Concept (that i may or may not have put on ao3 in a more full form but ignore that im bad at writing full stuff)

-since missions are getting dangerous, allura makes everyone write a letter in case one day they dont come back

-lance’s letter is like. “yoooo what up y'all miss me of course u do”

-allura is like “what is this????”

-lance is just “why were u even reading it”

- “bc apparently i can’t trust u to take this seriously. this would be read after ur death, u realize”

-lance is like “yeah, and what about that makes it serious??? so what, u guys might be a bit bummed for a while until you dig up a better blue paladin lmao”

-everyone in the room is horrified

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@gavrockandroll (Person who submitted) LINK ME THAT GOOD CONTENT WOW 

also can i jst say that dan interrupting himself interrupting phil to clarify that the reason he interrupts phil is bc phil doesnt tell stories the ‘right’ way and add enough context for the people listening and that’s why he, dan, basically has to set up the stories for him was some of the most married shit i’ve ever seen from them ??? ?? ??!!! ?! ?!?? bc of course dan knows every detail of every single one of phil’s stories and of course he knows the idiosyncrasies of phil’s storytelling habits and of course they basically have a system worked out for how they’ll do any retelling of anything that happens in their life lmao i would hate to be their friends irl dfsdkfjsldfksdf

anonymous asked:

what do you think Hana's hero uniform would look like? (also I liked your oc so much that I made one too! AAAAA you've corrupted meeeee)

well she’s didn’t get on the hero course so for now she can only dream abt it :’)))) but this is what it will look like!! i’m so bad at designing so it’s really simple lmao

Y’all celebrated the new year with NYE Skull Bashy’all got lucky with St. Patrat’s Skull Bash, y’all had a Skull Bash that was just cuz no reason at all obviously not because what day it was, and now it’s been awhile. THIS IS REAL LAST MINUTE AF but TODAY IS TEAM SKULL DAY. That’s right, AUGUST 11TH IS OUR B-DAY! So show up to the big ol’ mansion in Po Town for a house party full of booze, snacks, video games, music, dancin’, and OUTSIDE the house for fun shit in the rain—more info on that once you get here. Just be prepared for gettin’ wet n’ dirty if you wanna. Team Skull is your host, and anybody’s invited! Like the other Skull Bashes, just for this party Skull’s not gonna give a shit who walks through our door, so get your asses on over here!

PARTICIPATE:   This is just one big informal house party, so there aren’t really any rules and nothing to be organized. No real RSVP. If you wish to participate in this event, all I ask is at the very least please like this post so Guzma and I have an idea of who’s there! Reblogs would be greatly appreciated to spread the word, too, especially because this is as last minute of an event as it gets.
TAG:   The tag for this event is #skulldaybash so you can track it and tag your posts with it when you’re participating! Be sure to check it for updates from me or interaction opportunities with others.
TIME SETTING:   Skull’s starting this Bash early afternoon IC, and they’ll party until the sun comes up. OOC, this event will start at 12:00PM EST and it will continue into the 12th until it dies. Also note this party will be set ambiguously DURING Sun/Moon, NOT post-game (unless you want to do some time travel/AU explanations). Muses not on good terms with Skull are still invited and Skull will be (relatively) civil for this day of fun.
QUESTIONS?:   Any and all questions can be sent to this blog (craniumaniac) either IC or OOC and Guzma and I will be happy to answer! (I do have work during the day, but I’ll try my best.)

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Hey hey! I finally finished my pictures based on the fic i’m writing along with Mae (over here). This time I did Angus, Gregg and Bea… All in Ms Paint of course because it was fun to do so.

Also… I gotta bring out the singing voice canons too. So with Gregg, my sister @j4m-ch4n and I like to think Adam Young (x). With Angus… I don’t know what his singing voice canon would be.. But I have been listening to Patrick Bruel and imagining Angus singing this song from Moulin Rouge so here’s a little treat fo you all (x). Lastly with Bea… I like Elizabeth Hale (x) (then she never sings again, so who knows lmao).

Yeah…. Just lame doodles I drew out based on a fic im writing on the side. Enjoy peeps. (owo)b

  • Otabek: remember april fools when I said that if I confessed my feelings to someone I would wear a tiger costume and stuff?
  • Yurio: of course I remember lmao that was a good l-
  • Otabek: I'm at the door pls Yura open everyone is looking me because of the costume and because of the tiger plushies in my arms

agent-sapphire  asked:

Gods, that Adamms Family au tho. Do you have more headcanons??? Cause I def need more, lmao. :"))) I can only imagine Keith and Shiro dancing dramatically, Shiro dipping Keith down, gracefully and flawlessly spinning him and after the dance, kissing each other without missing a beat. ♡ :"D

It started as a joke but the more I think about it the funnier it gets and the more I want it to happen HAHAHAAHHHA but yes what you said YES!

Sheith The Addams Family AU PART 02  [PART 01][PART 03]

  • They dine like normal rich people. Four chandeliers in the room, longass obsidian table darker than the human soul with six candelabra, black and red utensils, black goblets, a dead boar’s head hanging on the wall, a guillotine in a corner. Yknow, the usual… stuff.
  • Their car is the 1938 Packard Hearse. Fricking beautiful lmao Of course they get weird looks. Who in the right mind would have a funeral car for family use? Apparently they do. 
    Pidge (Wednesday): Father, kids at school make fun of our car.
    Keith: Oh, they’re just jealous they don’t carry the dead with them wherever they go, my dear. Now run along.
  • Every morning, Pidge would try to do something to Lance (Pugsley) before breakfast when he’s asleep.
    Lance: Father! Pidge tried to suffocate me again in my sleep!
    Shiro: *sighs and turns to Pidge* Pidge, my darling, what did I tell you?
    Pidge: To use a pillowcase with a rope instead of my own hands.
    Shiro: Good. *smiles* We’re not barbarians you know. 
    Pidge: *frowns*
    Keith: Poor thing, she’s lost all her desires to strangle her brother. 
  • When they are receiving visitors, Shiro is usually the first one introduced. And when Keith walks in, Shiro just couldn’t keep his eyes off him, pretty much ignoring everyone else in the room.
    Shiro: Mon amour. *walks up to Keith and pulls him closer* *takes his hand and kisses it* *kisses Keith’s neck*
    Keith: *tilts head to give Shiro more room* *hums in pleasure* *sees the visitors and smiles* Forgive my husband. He’s like a desperate howling demon. Especially when I wear this suit. It brings back memories
    Shiro: *cups Keith’s face* My little bat. I remember that night as if it was only yesterday. 
    Keith: Mon chéri.
    Shiro: Oh, Keith. The things you do to me when you speak French.
    Keith: *whispers and kisses Shiro’s jaw* I know. 
    Visitor: *to the family’s butler* *coughs* S-should we um… come another time? They seem so busy with… each other.
  • They get called to school when one of their kids had done something. Keith would walk in the school hallway and get stared at.
    Kid: *looks at Keith funny* Did someone die?
    Keith: I can only hope. *sighs*
    Kid: You’re weird.
    Keith: *raises an eyebrow* And you’re wearing colours. 
    Teacher: Ah, you must be Lance’s Dad.
    Keith: *nods* I am his father, yes. What did my precious devil do?
    Teacher: He had a fight with one of his classmates.
    Keith: *eyes widens* Did he win?
    Teacher: *shock* Mr. Shirogane, he punched a boy in the face. A boy named Hunk.
    Keith: *sighs* I told him to aim for a bloody nose if he liked someone. Don’t you worry. I’ll have a talk with him.
    Teacher: Mr. Shirogane, Hunk was crying and Lance was pleased.
    Keith: Well, what did you expect? Life if not all lovely thorns and singing vultures you know? They like each other. Give it time.
  • Love declarations all the time! Shiro and Keith doesn’t give a damn about the time and place. If there’s one thing certain about them, it’s the fact they are so in love with each other.
    Shiro: To live without you, only that would be torture. *leans in*
    Keith: A day alone, only that would be death. *leans in*
    Shiro: Someday we’ll be buried here, side by side, six feet under, in matching coffins… *lips almost touching*
    Keith: …our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity.
    PTA Meeting head: *clear throat* Umm, Mr. and Mr. Shirogane. If you please, we’re having *cough* a meeting and would like to hear your opinion and not your… *gestures at them* whatever inappropriate thing you are doing in front of us right now. *flushes*
  • They are very very dramatic. Slow dancing with so much kisses here and there, teasing each other that other people at the formal restaurant couldn’t help but just stare at them in awe. They don’t even break a sweat after such intense dancing.
    Person 1: Who the hell invited Dracula?
    Shiro: *perks up* What? Is our cousin around here? *looks around*
    Keith: *caresses Shiro’s face* Oh, my darling. We could only hope he died after what you did to him.
    Shiro: *looks at the person* *grins* Cyanide poisoning. 

I NEED FICS SO BAD LMAO

NCT hyung line reaction to their virgin S/O asking to try thigh riding

MASTERLIST

Anon: older member reaction to their gf who is also a virgin asking to try thigh riding with them

TBH this isn’t really smutty lmao I didn’t write about what they’d be like during, literally just how they’d react if you asked them too! I can do their reaction whilst, but please request for that if you want it. Also tysm for 3k - I’ve started to follow forever and it won’t be up for a while but pls anticipate it❤️ :-)

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soooooo how ‘bout that finale huh?? I know it confirmed the fact that Max has shitty parents, but before the episode came out I was already writing a oneshot in which David finds out the truth one day when Max refuses to write a letter home to his parents for a camp activity. Here’s a snippet of it.

Do you think I should keep writing? It’d take place before the finale, of course, or I’d just write like it never happened. Would anyone be interested in me continuing this? :0

UPDATE: Thank you all so much for such supportive response! I couldn’t have gotten it done without your help :) You can read the final product here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11971467

anonymous asked:

I still think about the way jungkook just lifted jimin and put him over his shoulder like he literally weighs nothing.. and it was so natural..? his hands all over his thighs and ass wow and i honestly think if jimin wasn't moving so much then jungkook would've continued walking and placed him on the table or his chair.... the look they shared after says a lot i feel like they forgot they were being filmed lmao + the fact that it was unscripted and the staff told them to do whatever they wanted

this is one of the best asks i’ve ever gotten. 10/10, you put it beautifully. the whole run ep was unscripted. and so of course jk decided to be wild. he leigt slapped jimin’s thigh, tried to push them through the bars, and then when jm tried to escape he picked him up and slapped his ass. jm was obviously used to this  because he didn’t flinch, make any sort of protest noise, or yell when jk slapped his butt as hard as he did (which he slapped that shit. like, they added the noise for affect, but you can still hear the slap, and it’s loud) and then the looks they shared afterwards screamed “why the fuck did we just do that on camera” and like they had forgotten they were bieng filmed. and then jimin was so unbothered, he was trying to close the cell gate, not even caring that he was over jk’s shoulder getting his butt slapped. and then the way that jk’s hands gripped his thighs, and wowowowo. that was some kinky shit (lmao, “please arrest me” came to mind again) (gifcred to comfyjimin)

Calibrations

Pairing: Thor x Reader

Requested by @estel-of-the-eyrie

I’d love to request a Thor X F!Reader (I am trash forgive me) where they try to introduce him to video games, and some of the gang keep making references to games he has no idea about/ they keep arguing which video game characters everyone is? Please :)         


Thor has created a chatroom.

Thor has added Y/N.

Thor: My love, Samuel has introduced me to a game of grand absconding of vehicles!

Thor: And then he said the game is just a way to control real life!

Thor: I HAVE KNOCKED OVER AND KILLED DOZENS OF PEOPLE

Thor: WORSE, I HAVE RUINED ALL OF STARK’S CARS

Y/N: Why is THAT worse?

Y/N has added Sam.

Y/N: How’d you manage to convince him?!

Sam: Patience plus a well timed explosion courtesy of Wade.

Sam: No civilians were harmed.

Y/N: You can’t see me glaring at you, but I am.

Sam: Aww c'mon, it’s pretty funny.

Thor: WHAT DO I TELL STARK? PERHAPS I SHOULD FAKE MY DEATH LIKE MY BROTHER

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anonymous asked:

A concept: Rhodey pepper and stuck working together to fuck up tyberius. (This isn't asking for you to write it, it's just a thought)

I like it but I also think that Rhodey, Pepper, Steve, and Bucky would want to do it themselves and wouldn’t want to share lmao

I’m pretty sure the only reason Tiberius doesn’t come to Tony’s shindigs uninvited is because Rhodey is always invited and Rhodey will fucking throw him out a window. He did that once after Tony admitted how abusive Tiberius was. Just–

Rhodey: Tony this is the only time I’m going to ask for money

Tony: ??? Of course. As much as you want.

Tiberius: *opens his mouth to make a snide comment about it*

Rhodey: *grabs Tiberius and throws him through the window* Please pay for the damages. *climbs out window* And my bail for beating this scumbag’s ass.

Tiberius: *screams*

Tony: Oh my God.

Kanato Interview

Ok I’m more confident on Kanato because he speaks in proper structure lmao. But still, take it with a grain of salt. Again, thanks to @robot17 and @ameganelover for the scans. 

What is it that you are happiest doing?

Of course, being together with Teddy. Teddy will absolutely not betray me, and always listens to my stories properly. That girl, I wish she could be a doll like Teddy…then she would be more quiet than she is now, and I would love her more, right? I’d be happy. That’s why, I’ve decided to kill her and make her a doll after all. At that time, I will give her a beautiful dress to wear.

What is the most important thing to you?

There is nothing that’s important. …Well, that girl is absolutely necessary to satisfy my hunger. But she isn’t very important. It’s not very important to me, but it’s just the blood that is special. Please do not misunderstand. I get annoyed when I’m misunderstood…!

Of the triplets, Ayato and Laito, which one do you like?

I dislike both of them. Feeling a ‘like’ emotion, I never had that. They are always getting in my way, those people…! I hate it, I really hate it. Even when I am with that girl, they get in the way, even when I am sucking her blood…Just remembering it already pisses me off. Teddy is the only one who knows my feelings. I don’t need anything other than Teddy.

Do you have any memories that stand out about your mother?

When I sang, she always praised me. She would always say she wanted to hear more. That’s why, I would always do it…but singing makes me feel good, so it doesn’t mean I’m singing for my mother. That’s about it for memories of my mother.  

Tell us your favorite sweets!

It’s all sweets. Both sweets, cakes, puddings, cookies…I like them all. I cannot live without sweet things. That’s why, I also have many sweets made by that girl…But the blood of that girl is tastier than any sweets, and it satisfies my hunger. That’s why, I am satisfied that there is that girl.

Do you prefer older women? Or younger?

We are vampires, so we have nothing to do with age. Do you not even know this much? Please refrain from repeating such silly questions. …If a person’s blood is delicious…or not delicious…that’s it. Oh, but if the person will not become my doll, then it is useless.

What is your ideal blood sucking situation?

I want to suck the blood of that girl surrounded by plenty of sweets. That girl also eating lots of candy, to make her blood more and more sweet. Then, suck her blood…. I eat sweet candy, and then do it again. Fufu…what a great idea.

What do you think of Yui?

That girl just has special blood. There is no more meaning than that, is there? Please don’t be silly. …Still, that is why she has to stay by my side. She must always listen to what I say, and must be near me to satisfy my belly at any time. If she resists…I’ll kill her.

What is it you want to do the most now?

I would like to eat a lot of sweets with Teddy. Oh, but that girl could also be with us. When I am satisfied with the sweets, I can suck that girl’s blood, and be even more satisfied. Other than that, I don’t need anything.

idk why but i was thinking that because sasuke is so incredibly observant, he’d probably notice some slight changes so easily, and it would be the cutest thing. like when sakura got pregnant with sarada and her breasts started growing in size, he must have been so fucking adorable when he finally realized that they’d grown.

they’d be in the middle of loving foreplay, all slow and attentive, where she would have just told him to ease up a little bit because she’s gotten quite sensitive lately. he’d be paying especially considerate attention to her breasts, pressing less firmly than usual, his touch particularly gentle around her nipples. and then he’d move to fully close his hand around her breast, grabbing the whole of it to knead and brush, prompting a fleeting thought in his mind that she felt a little different today; more full, weighted.

and he’d blink and pause, questioning to himself, had they maybe grown in size? pulling himself away from her lips or her neglected breast, he’d look down at her, lightly testing the fullness in his grip, and he’d realize that yes, she had. and they felt a little plushier, too, in this entirely pleasant way.

and sakura wouldn’t know that he’d have taken notice of this—instead, she’d think he was unsure of whether or not he was being gentle enough, that he was worried about hurting her. so she’d tell him with the sweetest tone, “i know i asked you to be a more careful because they’ve been a little more sensitive lately, but you don’t have to be that careful, sasuke-kun…”

to which sasuke would pause again, looking up to meet her eyes for a long moment, before his lips would tug and he’d say, “im not worrying. im just noticing that your breasts are quite…” a faint smirk would play at his mouth, “…different.”

her cheeks would flush. “d-different?”

“hmm. bigger.” her blush would darken, his eyes would gleam. he’d kiss her again, kneading her breast quite appreciatively. “softer.”

the redness to her cheeks would now be absolutely feverish. she’d smack his shoulder a bit, before pulling him against her to bury her face in his neck. “sasuke-kun! stop embarrassing me…”

he’d just chuckle a little, so softly. “i like them,” he’d say.

“like this?”

“however. they’re always nice.”

giggling, she’d pull back, and kiss his cheek. “that was cute.”

he’d kiss her again just to shut her up.

(because of course, ‘cute’ is not something he ever wants to be used to define him.)

Traveling around the world with Grayson would include ♡

Requested: ‘’Can you do a travel around the world with grayson? Please, I love your blog 💙 ‘’ and ‘’Can you do a bullet point of what it would be like to travel the world with grayson’’

➼ Grayson would be reaaaally excited and stoked and count down the days till you go

➼ Since Grayson is a very adventurous type I have the feeling the trip would most of the time be very spontaneous; you would visit places and do things that just came into his mind

➼ Packing and buying things you are going to need on the trip together

❥ “Grayson are you sure that’s all you are going to take with you? We are leaving for two months.”

❥ “I’m sure, Y/N. Besides, all I really need is you.”

➼ But you are still more of a person who wants to make defenitive plans and lists of places you guys would really like to see (a bucketlist type of thing)

❥ “Gray, are there any places you have to visit? We really have to settle things.”

❥ “I go wherever you want to go. It doesn’t really matter as long as I’m with you baby.”  

➼ Falling asleep on his lap on the plane                                                                                                                      
❥ “Baby, wake up, we’re almost there…”

➼ You guys would love to visit some popular cities (like Paris, London and Berlin) and he would take you to very chique hotels and restaurants

➼ Sending Ethan postcards from all the countries you visit

➼ Renting a car and going on roadtrips to explore the city

➼ He would propose to you in a very romantic restaurant, or maybe just when it’s late at night and you just had the best sex ever lol everything is possible ;)

➼ Eating weird foreign food if you feel like doing something new (probably regretting it later)

❥ “Gray, I really don’t know what this is…”

❥ “I don’t have a clue either. If it’s really bad we’ll just grab a pizza after this.”

➼ Shopping at Harrods (let’s be honest; money is not a problem lmao)

➼ Having this weird thing where you guys would want to have sex in every hotel you visit (and of course having to be really quiet since you have neighbors)

➼ Taking at least a hundred pictures every single day

➼ You trying to keep a journal and writing down every special moment and thing you experience

➼ Going to local festivals and meet new people

➼ Buying souvenirs which remind you of the great places you visited

➼ Trying to learn a new language together

➼ Visiting Hawaii and going to jungles, forests and beaches; just being with him alone, far away from the modern world

➼ Teaching him how to read a map

➼ And probably still getting lost but you would end up discovering the most lovely places ever

➼ Enjoying your boyfriend walking around shirtless for most of the time

➼ Going on long hikes and him carrying you on his back if you’re too tired to walk

➼ Tree Climbing

➼ Sleeping on the beach

➼ SEX ON THE BEACH

➼ Diving off cliffs (and Grayson worrying that you’ll hurt yourself)

➼ Going to waterfalls and go skinny dipPINGG OMGG

➼ Waking up really early and go to a near hill with blankets to watch the sunrise together: it could be really quiet where you just enjoy each others company or he would love to have deep conversations and talk about your future and stuff

❥ “It’s so incredibly beautiful here…”

❥ “Not as beautiful as you are, though.”

➼ Because you’re a liiittle clumsy he would be VERY protective and always making sure that you’re okay; wherever you are and whatever you’re doing

➼ He would probably record some of his favourite moments and make a video out of it

➼ Going to Alaska or somewhere else where it’s cold and snowy

➼ Husky sledding !!! omg and him holding you really tight since he’s worried you would fall of the sled lol

➼ Ice skating and warming up afterwards with hot chocolate

➼ Sometimes wishing you would never have to go home…

➼ Simply having the time of your lives and talking about it a lot on the way home and for many years after that