odor spray

INTP problems

● Having a ton of good ideas in your head, but never putting effort into making them a reality

● Stuck between being productive or playing video games all day in bed

● Constantly losing shit

● Wanting affection, but then disregarding it and telling yourself “Oh I don’t need that!! That’s dumb”

● Zoning out at inappropriate times, which is pretty much always?

● Talking someone’s ear off in a one on one conversation to the point where the other person wants to flee for their lives

● Knowing plenty of random subject matter, but once again doing nothing with it

● Getting a recognizable odor to you because spraying cologne or perfumes is less effort than taking a shower (yeah I’m guilty of this)

● Controlling your emotions is like a dog climbing a tree

● When you get “into” someone, you REALLY get into them, and then get confused about why you feel so ridiculous around them

● Love is terrifying and impossible to explain

● Laughing to yourself over stuff on your phone and having people give you strange looks over it

● Thinking of ludicrous, silly, unrealistic possibilities or theories just for the hell of it

● Taking criticism personally and then acting as if it’s no big deal even though inside you’re probably crying or pissed off

● Taking ages to come to a conclusion over something because you think of about 800 different ways it could go

● Last but not least… wanting to be anything else but an INTP because you have waaaaaay too much going on in your head to properly process all of it

lunchables, dirt-caked sneakers, hot pavement, back to school commercials, animal cracker boxes, the smell of woodchips after rain, popsicle stained tongues, sidewalk chalk, scraped knees, “summer 2005” on a tie-dye bouncy ball, ant traps, rooftop fireworks, bug spray odor, windowsill crickets, chlorine-and-ice-cream-cold, sleepy rainbows, a barbie diary full of stories