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IM SCREAMINGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he is My Spirit Animal

“So when u need rest you need to control it yourself and tell someone like your manager and GET REST and if they don’t know I will personally Go there and SMACK EM MYSELF ”

Also lets not ignore “is great to be popular and busy yet but what’s more important is your health ” and Jackson liked 😊

So y’all know that i have this terrible thing about making friends. i just turn up in peoples inboxes and send them memes until we’re kinda chill.

so may i present: The BroFam

we’re like the batfam but better

How to Join:

must be following me!

like and/or reblog this post

send me an ask with your name and a little about yourself and your hogwarts house!

we don’t have to be mutuals or anything - this is a way to make friends, new and old!

What you’ll get:

a permanent spot on the page

maybe new followers

my undying love and loyalty

a tag to post in (brofam) to get likes/reblogs

a group of dorks who are going to make friends whether they like it or not

aka my solution for lonely people who don’t quite know how to reach out an make friends with other people

Speaking of people who i’ve already inducted (sorry for jumping the gun here?? but y’all are fam anyway so?)

@my-blood-is-tea , @notjustaterran , @lilyflowerevans , @thereisnoneedtocallmesir , @these-are-the-bonds-that-bind , @thatonehuffledor (this isn’t a badge but i hope it’s just as good?) @herbxlcy , @albuspotr , @luna3141 , @findfyre 

Check out the page here!

Masterpost

SHINO ABURAME

Shino’s S/O Looking Fine af
Holding his Crying S/O
His S/O Taking Care of Him While He’s Sick
Shino’s Birthday
Post-Coitus (NSFW)
NSFW Headcanons
Taking Care of His Sick S/O
Cranky Shino
Is Shino a Cuddler?
Asking his S/O Out
Dating a Random Ninja (Shino)

KIBA INUZUKA

Fluffy and Kinky Headcanons

ASUMA X KURENAI

Drunk, Fluffy Headcanons

SHIKAMARU NARA

Bath Scenario
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Wounded Significant Other
Ridiculous Sentence Prompts - “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.”
How He Acts Around His Crush
Stressed Shika/Stressed S/O
Seeing his S/O Shirtless for The First Time (whoops)

KAKASHI HATAKE

Witnessing his S/O Smile A Big Cheeky Smile
Bath Scenario
Reacting to his Female Student Joining The Anbu
Team 7 Spying on Him and Finding Out that He and His S/O Are Together
Teen!Kakashi Finding Comfort In His Childhood Friend After a Nightmare
Admitting He’s Fallen For His Best Friend
Jealous!Kakashi Part 1
Jealous!Kakashi Part 2
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Wounded Significant Other Part 1
Wounded Significant Other Part 2
His S/O Helping Team & See What’s Under His Mask
Kakashi On His Wedding Day
Wooing His S/O Into Dating Him
Stressed Kakashi/Stressed S/O
Kakashi Loses His Temper when His S/O Gets Wounded
Kakashi Dating Yamato’s Younger Sister
Kakashi Reacting to His S/O Joining the Anbu
Kakashi Finding out His S/O Is Pregnant
Seeing his S/O Shirtless for The First Time (whoops)
Reuniting with His S/O After The War
Nicknames He Gives His S/O

NEJI HYUUGA

Coming Home To Hear His S/O Playing the Violin
Reacting to Being Told his Sneeze Is Cute

ROCK LEE

Relationship SFW+NSFW Headcanons
Reacting to Being Told his Sneeze Is Cute
His Crush Waking Him Up

GAARA

Wounded Significant Other
Stressed Gaara/Stressed S/O

KANKURO

Kissing His S/O For The First Time

IRUKA UMINO

Reacting to His S/O Being a Big Morning Person
Bath Scenario
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Wounded Significant Other
Stressed Iruka/Stressed S/O
Seeing His S/O Shirtless For The First Time (whoops)

NARUTO UZUMAKI

Witnessing his S/O Smile A Big Cheeky Smile
Reacting to His S/O Eating More Ramen Than Him
Reacting to Being Told His Sneeze is Cute

SASUKE UCHIHA

Witnessing his S/O Smile A Big Cheeky Smile
Jealous!Sasuke and Jealous!S/O
Dating Sasuke

KISAME HOSHIGAKI

Reacting to his S/O Being A Big Morning Person
Courting his S/O

DEIDARA

Fluff Scenario

ITACHI UCHIHA

His and His S/O’s First Time
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
Date with Itachi

KABUTO YAKUSHI (I will not write any further Kabuto Requests)

AU - He, a teacher, and a student, of age, have crushes on each other

MADARA UCHIHA

Haku’s Ice or Madara’s Fire? Which goes first?
Madara’s Ideal S/O - Appearance and Personality
Madara on Pregnancy Sex
Madara in an Arranged Marriage

TOBIRAMA SENJU

Jealous!Tobirama
Tobirama’s Ideal S/O - Appearance and Personality
Tobirama on Pregnancy Sex

HASHIRAMA SENJU

Hashirama on Pregnancy Sex

MINATO NAMIKAZE

Bath Scenario

YAMATO/TENZOU

NSFW Headcanons
Finding out his Best Friend is His Sister
NSFW Say/NSFW Headcanons
His S/O Finding Him After Being Traumatized
How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First
SFW+NSFW Headcanons
Wounded Significant Other
Proposing to his S/O
Worried About his S/O
Stressed Yam/Stressed S/o
BigBrother!Yam Part 1
BigBrother!Yam Part 2
Seeing his S/O Shirtless For The First Time (whoops)

SAI

Reacting to Being Told That His Sneeze is Cute
First Date (with backstory)

SHISUI UCHIHA

How He Gets His S/O To Blush/Who Says I love You First

Hôm đó là ngày bế mạc hội trại, hội trại cuối cùng trong đời học sinh của tôi, chúng tôi ngồi dưới sân trường rực nắng vàng, cái nắng đầu hạ đã len lỏi đâu đây, len lỏi trong cả tâm trí của chúng tôi. Bất chợt, nhỏ bạn thân quay lại khẽ nói: “Ê mày, ve kêu rồi kìa, kêu nãy giờ, giờ tao mới để ý đó.”, nó nhắc tôi mới phát hiện, vì trước giờ có khi nào để ý tiếng ve đâu, năm nào mà ve chả kêu, nhưng năm nay có vẻ khác, năm nay không tiếng ve không phải là vui niềm vui được nghỉ hè, tiếng ve lần này là chia tay, là tiếng trống báo hiệu kì thi đại học sắp đến, quãng đời học sinh cấp 3 sắp kết thúc. Thật ra tôi không có ấn tượng gì quá sâu đậm về thời cấp 3 của mình, tôi không có những nổi loạn của tuổi học sinh, không có những cậu bạn thầm thương và hết lòng vì tôi, nếu quãng đời cấp 3 là một bộ phim thì có thể xem như tôi chỉ là một vai phụ rất rất nhỏ, cái tôi luyến tiếc không phải sự nổi loạn của thanh xuân, mà là những bình yên của tuổi học trò, ngày ngày an yên như thế, thật sự rất luyến tiếc….

Ngày bầu trời xanh lắm

Là ngày chúng mình gặp nhau

Áo trắng tinh khôi

Cùng vẽ nên con thuyền mơ ước giữa đại dương xanh

Ngày bầu trời xanh lắm

Cũng là ngày chúng mình chia tay

Ngày con thuyền ước mơ cập bến

Ngày mỗi đứa một phương

Bầu trời vẫn còn xanh lắm….