octopus party

To celebrate 150 followers (ye gods!) here’s a carnival-themed party of con-arti… I mean, adventurers: Hognose, Octavio and Fingers who use their stolen goods, tricky illusions and sleight of tentacle to swindle even the canniest customer!
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Every little helps! Thanks again to you all for your support!

U-Uhm… hi…? I hope this is good for the party-

((Little Artie is gonna go to Lily’s 100 Days Celebration of @ask-englat-blog! Along with Lia and Gupi~ (@askmutemermaid). So I’m gonna be posting the drawings for the event with the tag and stuff- oh, and all of this is off M!A!))

official ranking of every octopus emoji on emojipedia

An honest face, a friendly wave. A reassuring presence in the sea. Only six legs though. 9/10

Ha ha, look at this guy! This octopus is a silly one, and fun to be around. Nice colour, nice expressive eyes, nice waviness of tentacles. Still only six of them. 9/10 

Google octopus is here to party and lets everyone know it! But judging from their eyes, inside maybe they’re wondering if they’re getting a bit old for this kind of life, if there’s anything more fulfilling out there. Six legs. 8/10

Small and happy to see you. A friend to sit on your shoulder. Six legs. 7/10

Definitely an octopus, despite being short on legs. Looks like it was worshipped in ancient times. 7/10

Eight legs! But they’re weirdly rigid. A smile that is at first endearing, until you realize there is no emotion beneath it. 6/10

This appears to be a baby squid, not an octopus. Far too few legs. Still clearly of the sea. 5/10

Technically an octopus only because it has eight legs. Their relationship to the head is wrong. It seems to be trying to convince you it’s not an octopus by walking on two legs, arranging two like arms, and trying to hide the others. Untrustworthy. 4/10

Too few legs, and how they attach to the head is unclear - they could also be the mandibles of a space alien. The gaze of a True Neutral. 3/10

Four legs, which are short and not tentacles. A failure. 2/10


This is a hat. A hat you would put on a child on a winters day, and take a cute picture of, yes, but still a hat and not an octopus. 1/10.

A misshapen, asymmetrical devil noot-nooting at you from the depths of hell. Should be destroyed. 0/10

brighteyedjill  asked:

Okay, fine. Bucky gets it. Pallet 64, Bucky and Hydra?

Nope nope nope. We’re not doing this shit. Have some ridiculously sweet thing because gang bang is waaaay too many limbs.

Drawn for the 100 palettes challenge

Prompt me with a character or pairing and number

Kitt’s Fic Rec List!

So in honor of Fanfic Author Appreciation Day, I set out to make a fic rec post. It got a little out of hand and now I have a giant list of what I consider to be some of my favorite TF2 fics!  Some of you have written SO much amazing stuff that selecting a story or two was really hard. 

Much of this is nsfw and contains a wide range of ships and kinks. Please read the author’s tags before proceeding. 

A HUGE THANK YOU to all the authors for all the blood, sweat and tears that goes into the work you do!  Lube and piss also play an important part, I’m sure. You’re all amazing!! I just feel so lucky to have so many wonderful stories to read. All the AUs and crazy pairing and theories and headcanons…. I love you guys!  

In no particular order I present Kitt’s Reading List!

ello-meno-p

I love u so much that ur no ones but mine - Heavy/Medic 

Jealousy, rough sex, Medic being manipulative, just… I love this one so much.

The Herded Frog - Scout/Frog

Scout is determined to break a curse.


markingatlightspeed

Positively Filthy - Spy/Scout’s Ma

Hadn’t thought much about pegging until reading this, now I’m ALWAYS thinking about pegging. 

ALL of Monstrous Intent

Nip and Fuck - Heavy/Medic/Doppleganger

This is one of my favorites from MI.  I’m really hoping Heavy and Medic might need to go in for more tailoring help again.  

scouthater & Luna collaborating to break my fucking heart:

Lie to You - Heavy/Medic/TFC Heavy

Who said this was ok?!  So good, so sad, I need to go fetch a tissue.


sillyscrunchy

Bunny & Wolf - Sniper Scout

Phone sex sniper/scout, I read this in as sketchy hotel room and wished I could call out for some food and get Scout instead.


je-suis-le-petit-lapin

Past the Edge - Sniper/Scout

Damn it, you know how I feel about socks!

Sniper’s Zoo by ello-meno-p and @je-suis-le-petit-lapin

For all of your pet play needs and desires!


unicornsandbutane

Creature Feature - So many different monster scouts!  Takes place in the Luna’s MI AU.

Depth Charge - Tentaspy/Scout

One of my all time favorites.  I managed to impress people at a dinner party with octopus sex facts I learned from this fic!


proper-nice-that

Bountiful large breasted German takes oversized Russian Bear

Why is Medic with boobs so hot?  This leaves me confused and aroused, just like most of Proper’s fic!

Saxophone Wife - Saxophones and their many uses.  Freaking adorable. 


yuriheavy

Vertigo - I love the atmosphere in this one.  And the snake!

Tigress  I just stumbled on this one and it blew my mind.  


genuineanger

What’s Done in the Dark will be Brought to the Light - Every time I got an alert that it had been updated, I did a little dance!

Perfectly Legitimate Reasons - Voyeur Engineer is my favorite


a-lucy-goose

Libellule - Sniper/Pyro/Spy - I love Juni so much!

Spitfire - Sniper/Pyro - I love a good chase and pounce!


ysmniv2

Betrayal - TFC Heavy/Medic - I love the last few lines of this one.  =)


Measured

Shameless - Pauling/Scout - Scout hears that Pauling likes guys in skirts. I love the characterization of Scout in this one.


kawppa

The Deadly Monster - I was SO excited to finally read more about Klausbert!!


Alexkingofthedamned

Of Sound Mind - Alexkingofthedamned LondonQueen001 - Just in case you need to cry a bit or a lot about Heavy/Medic.

Engie and Scout Make a Porno  - Voyeur Engie and a bit of daddy kink, this ones got a really nice pacing and build to it.


theoldaeroplane

There is a Season - This is just huge and amazing.  I save these fics for long trips, so I can just curl up in bed and lose myself in them.


theoldaeroplane and preludeinz

First Do No Harm - Pemm and Prelude

I love this series. The story is great and I just got the sense that you were both having such a good time creating it together. =D


daskingu

Young and Beautiful - This broke my heart into a million pieces.


usedtobehmc

Get Me Away From Myself - Wonderful interplay between Sniper and Spy and BDSM as a coping device


It Never Fails  by Lucca Kane

This one is still in progress and seeing it update makes me squeal with delight.


The Undying -  fire_is_my_happy_place

I started reading with the Cook series and I ended up completely unable to get any work done that day.


tastytexan

Uberbliss - Savoury Scotsman

Mmmm… not enough mindcontrol in this fandom!


Groin Strain -  DancingGrimm

With the tagline “The time Scout got his legs stuck behind his head and everyone was a dick about it” you KNOW it’s going to be good.

Looking Up -  DancingGrimm

I know what I’m thinking of every time I hear that voice line.  =D


voxmyriad

Middle of Nowhere, A Dusty Shack - Spy/Soldier

Lovely sense of place and peace in this one!


Fascination - GiddyTF2 - A nice bit of Bush Medicine!  


Men of Science - Delphi

One of my favorite Science Party fics. And you know I’m all about mad science kink.


Our Name is Legion - SanctusCeddit

Great series, lots of ups and downs and twists.