To celebrate 150 followers (ye gods!) here’s a carnival-themed party of con-arti… I mean, adventurers: Hognose, Octavio and Fingers who use their stolen goods, tricky illusions and sleight of tentacle to swindle even the canniest customer! *** If you like any of the individual adventurers in any of my party groups, remember to click on their names in the description to visit their original posts (and leave them a like or even reblog them if you’re a big fan of them) Every little helps! Thanks again to you all for your support!
official ranking of every octopus emoji on emojipedia
An honest face, a friendly wave. A reassuring presence in the sea. Only six legs though. 9/10
Ha ha, look at this guy! This octopus is a silly one, and fun to be around. Nice colour, nice expressive eyes, nice waviness of tentacles. Still only six of them. 9/10
Google octopus is here to party and lets everyone know it! But judging from their eyes, inside maybe they’re wondering if they’re getting a bit old for this kind of life, if there’s anything more fulfilling out there. Six legs. 8/10
Small and happy to see you. A friend to sit on your shoulder. Six legs. 7/10
Definitely an octopus, despite being short on legs. Looks like it was worshipped in ancient times. 7/10
Eight legs! But they’re weirdly rigid. A smile that is at first endearing, until you realize there is no emotion beneath it. 6/10
This appears to be a baby squid, not an octopus. Far too few legs. Still clearly of the sea. 5/10
Technically an octopus only because it has eight legs. Their relationship to the head is wrong. It seems to be trying to convince you it’s not an octopus by walking on two legs, arranging two like arms, and trying to hide the others. Untrustworthy. 4/10
Too few legs, and how they attach to the head is unclear - they could also be the mandibles of a space alien. The gaze of a True Neutral. 3/10
Four legs, which are short and not tentacles. A failure. 2/10
This is a hat. A hat you would put on a child on a winters day, and take a cute picture of, yes, but still a hat and not an octopus. 1/10.
A misshapen, asymmetrical devil noot-nooting at you from the depths of hell. Should be destroyed. 0/10
So in honor of Fanfic Author Appreciation Day, I set out to make a fic rec post. It got a little out of hand and now I have a giant list of what I consider to be some of my favorite TF2 fics! Some of you have written SO much amazing stuff that selecting a story or two was really hard.
Much of this is nsfw and contains a wide range of ships and kinks. Please read the author’s tags before proceeding.
A HUGE THANK YOU to all the authors for all the blood, sweat and tears that goes into the work you do! Lube and piss also play an important part, I’m sure. You’re all amazing!! I just feel so lucky to have so many wonderful stories to read. All the AUs and crazy pairing and theories and headcanons…. I love you guys!
In no particular order I present Kitt’s Reading List!