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Shattered Memo of the HOLI-day

Valentine’s Day

Only recently did this holiday become bearable for me to bear again. After all, my beloved had thrown my Ember into the ground and snuffed it out. Now I have my Megs and Brightember ( <3 ) , I can celebrate this again. After all, what is Valentine’s Day but a celebration about the ones we love?

For this holiday, I got a bunch of lovey-dovey pictures. Enjoy, and enjoy your Valentine’s Day!

Season 4 Idea:

Megatron only kind-of remember Optimus Prime’s name.

Megatron: *at the trial* I have been mercilessly attacked by that Prime.

Judge: Which Prime?

Megatron: …Octopus? *silence* …Opal? 

Entire Council: *blank look*

Megatron:  ….Octogon?

Sentinel Prime: *confused look*

Megatron: ….Opaque? 

Optimus Prime: THIS LITERALLY HAPPENED A FEW DAYS AGO. YOU SCREAMED MY NAME IN FURY. HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!?

Megatron: …Onomatopoeia?

This is me, my name is Octopus Prime, and I come from the planet of Aquatron

I crashlanded here on Earth with my fellow Autoblobs thousands of years ago, on our faithfull vessel the Shark

I am now committed to defending your planet from the Deceptiprawns and my arch nemesis, Minnowtron, as well as his conniving sidekick Starfish

if you don’t quite get it look here

Mary-Ann Kiefer: Octopus Prime

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Wer jetzt gehofft hat, dieser Post würde sich um die ostdeutsche Schauspielerin drehen, den müssen wir leider enttäuschen: Wir sprechen hier über das fast gleichnamige Wiener Noise-Duo Mary-Ann Kiefer.

Die beiden Österreicher brauchen nicht viel: Bass, Schlagzeug und Computer. Dem Rest haben sie abgeschworen und so sind einige ganz schöne In-die-Fresse-Songs entstanden, die mal hypnotisch und gewollt chaotisch daherkommen können, die man allesamt auf ihrer SoundCloud hören und kostenlos herunterladen kann.

OCTOPUS PRIME
  • Perci: my mother keeps calling me Octopus Prime
  • Mattie: lemdfdslkmfkdl
  • Mattie: WHAT
  • Perci: yeah
  • Perci: sometimes I wiggle my arms around and she says I look like a retarded octopus and that I should stop
  • Perci: and she was like CAT STOP
  • Perci: and I was like NO MY NAME IS OPTIMUS PRIME, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
  • Perci: so she was like NO YOUR NAME IS OCTOPUS PRIME
  • Perci: NOW STOP
  • Perci: and I was just like wat
  • Mattie: NDFSKNFKJNFSDKNJFSDNJK AHAHAHAHA OMFG PERCI
  • Mattie: OCTOPUS PRIME
  • Perci: I am Octopus Prime
  • Mattie: i'm changing your Skype name to that
  • Mattie: and MSN
  • Perci: I come from the planet Aquatron
  • Perci: The Autoblobs and the Deceptifish are locked in a civil war which has destroyed our home planet
  • Perci: I crashed on Earth in our vessel, the SHARK, thousands of years ago
  • Perci: and I must fight my arch nemesis, Minnowtron
  • Mattie: FNDSJNKSDNDJKS and his evil sidekick Starfish?
  • Perci: obviously