octodean

anonymous asked:

Sam and Kevin and Charlie and Ellie are so confused with all the ~*~*DRAMA~*~ going down and Jesus Cas you transformed to keep Dean company and now there's al this forbidden lovers thing going on. They try a spell to turn them back but somehow the only one made human is Frank

Anon. ANON. In the middle of my packing I just IRL giggled for a minute alone in my room because THE ONLY ONE MADE HUMAN IS FRANK. A MAN WHOSE METHOD OF GETTING AROUND THE BUNKER IS WADDLING SIDEWAYS WITH HIS ARMS UP IN THE AIR. 

They wrestle him into clothes but it is questionable whether he realizes his name is Frank. Sam and Ellie say he responds to it, Kevin says he doesn’t. Whenever anyone gets too close, he grabs a handful of their flesh as hard as he can and doesn’t let go. HE HAS A VERY STRONG GRIP. Sam’s bruises haven’t yet faded.

The only thing Frank is not completely averse to is Dean, whom we can assume he is used to. Dean takes to perching on Frank’s head, happy as a clam, a clam who is an octopus, sitting on the head of a man who is a crab while Cas watches from the tank undulating his tentacles in a seething manner.

amonitrate replied to your postSo if Octo-Dean couldn’t change back, think eventually Cas offers to also get Octopusified? Because what’s the difference between octopus and human really? (a lot of things Cas, but less then we think). Dean is reluctant to give up his best mode of transportation and the person that’s the least weird about the whole thing. Plus he’s got Frank now. But Octocompany might be nice

sudden urge to research octopus sex.

“When octopuses reproduce, the male uses a specialized arm called a hectocotylus to transfer spermatophores (packets of sperm) from the terminal organ of the reproductive tract (the cephalopod "penis”) into the female’s mantle cavity.[24] The hectocotylus in benthic octopuses is usually the third right arm. Males die within a few months of mating.“

ARE THEY MALE OCTOPUSES, AMY

ARE THEY GOING TO BE MALE DESTIEL OCTOPI PINING FOREVER BECAUSE SEX OR DEATH

maybe they can just cuddle a lot

amonitrate replied to your postamonitrate replied to your post: So if Octo-Dean…

OH JESUS I DIDN’T REALIZE OCTOPUS SEX = DEATH. UM. Does that also apply to two male octopuses having sex? will they just have to be happy with fondling each others tentacles alot so they DON’T DIE FROM SEX? destiel: tragic in all forms.

THE MOST TRAGIC. Maybe if we rule 63 the destiel octopi? My knowledge about octopus sex is rather scant and very recent but it seems lady octopi don’t die from sex.

MORE ABOUT OCTOPUS SEX:

Octopuses don’t put their penis inside the female. Octopuses transfer sperm by a modified arm tip.”

So one of their arms is the SPECIAL SEX-ARM. Voight says you can tell which is the arm for boning, because the octopus will protect it and carry it differently (just like you’d guard your nuts during a soccer game).

pardon me while i howl at dean carrying his sex tentacle differently

drivingsideways33 replied to your postamonitrate replied to your post: So if Octo-Dean…

is this the destiel-pushing daisies AU with tentacles? *tilts head *

!!!!!!!!

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

anonymous asked:

So if Octo-Dean couldn't change back, think eventually Cas offers to also get Octopusified? Because what's the difference between octopus and human really? (a lot of things Cas, but less then we think). Dean is reluctant to give up his best mode of transportation and the person that's the least weird about the whole thing. Plus he's got Frank now. But Octocompany might be nice

GOOD QUESTION. Being a human has its advantages, but maybe the octopus shape more closely resembles what it’s like to be the true form of an angel, or something. At least the closest that something corporeal gets. My main point of investment in this is the one where Kevin has made peace with his octopi buddies and is reading some ancient tome with Dean sitting on his head and Cas sitting on his shoulder, and he’s eating sashimi with chopsticks and occasionally he would pass a bit of tuna up to Dean and Cas too without batting an eye. Frank sitting on the table where Dean can see him, claws going snap snap. Kevin is utilizing him as a paperweight.

actually idk if Cas would offer, but Cas and Dean speaking octopus to each other and getting their tentacles tangled up with each other’s is a very good.