ok so now were going to break it down about PM
holy fucking shit this bitch is so fucking cool you know how many names she has?
how many fucking names do you have?
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
shes so cool all she needs are two fucking initials and then we know. theres no fucking way were talking about a certain half of the day here son we talkin straight up about PEREGRINE/PARCEL/PROSPITIAN MENDICANT/MISTRESS/MERCHANT.
shit i didnt even know this fool was a fuckin lady until hus told me.
AND WHAT A LADY SHE IS.
look at this son of a bitch doffing his hat like theres no fucking tommorow. thats because not only could PM be a fucking MAN EATER if she wanted to, and she chooses not to because she is one motherfucking CLASSY LADY, and because she means fucking business. shes all about LIBERTY REASON JUSTICE CIVILITY EDIFICATION PERFECTION
AND MOTHERFUCKING MAIL.
HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER.
look here she is with a fucking hit list and a sword.
she dont even know how to PROCESS THIS SHIT.
god. damn is she fucking CIVIL OR WHAT.
here she is undercover like JAMES MOTHERFUCKING BOND with that parking permit. a fucking PARKING PERMIT. but she doesnt care whether her drinks are shaken, stirred, or flipped on the fucking ground in a BLUH fit. shes just a woman on a mission.
heres the mail it never fails because PM MAKES SURE OF IT.
here she is totally not thirsting pettily for power.
FUCK THE SYSTEM.
remember that one time she accidentally blew a fucking building up.
BECAUSE SHE DID.
HELL FUCKING YES that is some elizah thornberry shit look at this bitch just TAMING THE FUCKING BEAST WITHIN. i mean look at her with that metallic heart jesus christ what is she trying to do bludgeon that worm to death with KINDNESS.
and look at that edwardian style fucking script like shes hella gonna put the effort into typing like the CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER SHE IS.
OH HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS TRASH THINK HES DOING.
yeah thats what i thought.
THAT IS SOME NATURAL FUCKING TALENT I MEAN SHES NEVER EVEN HELD A SWORD BEFORE IN HER FUCKING LIFE SHES A COLD BLOODED NO NONSENSE KILLER.
LOOK AT HER TRANSFORMING INTO THE BADASS SHE IS. OH MY FUCKING SHIT. SHES OUT FOR VENGENCE AND NOTHINGS STOPPING HER.
maybe even develop a hate fucking crush on the guy that everybodys pissing their pants over. pms intimidating the SHIT outta him.
what kind of badass motherfucker even makes a fucker like JACK NOIR cower in her wake.
not just any badass motherfucker.
you have to be
PEREGRINE FUCKING MENDICANT